Thread 33873437

I was caught vandalizing the washrooms. I’m literally anonymously famous on the universities social media for being the guy that destroys all the washrooms. The school finally traced it to me and the police got involved since it’s a bio hazard.

I’ve been clogging the toilets with apples and then taking a shit. I’ve been doing upper deckers by shitting in the top and creating a web of shit toilet paper in the stall, then crawling out leaving the door locked. The janitor would have to crawl in and get tangled in shit toilet paper.

They’re saying I’m facing expulsion and I have no clue what to do because my parents will be pissed. I don’t know what to do

>>33873437 (OP)
I won't read mediocre creative-writing threads.

>>33873437 (OP)
What proof do they even have that it's you?

>>33873437 (OP)
Kill yourself.

>>33873437 (OP)
>oh no my actions are having consequences!
good, get fucked idiot

gut yourself like a fish in a toilet stall, the ultimate mess

>>33873437 (OP)
You're really in deep shit.

>>33873637
You write like trash

>>33873437 (OP)
Post proof

>>33873437 (OP)
Why didnt you fill cement in a sock and flush it down? Theyd need to turn down the entire building to get it repaired.

kek
>parents will be pissed
piss on their bed to assert dominance

>>33873437 (OP)
Thats the best student that school could find; and people wonder why new grads can't find jobs.

>>33873437 (OP)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Good for your ass. I mean, why should we help you? So you can get off scott free and be a retard somewhere else? Thanks for the laugh though. I needed that.

play stupid games, win stupid prices
I hope you never recover from this all your life