>Be me
>Playing Twilight 2000 with some friends
>At the end of the session, we find a bar
>Its filled to the brim with mercenaries
>We try to get info on the near by city, eat something, and generally just fuck around since the session is about to end anyways for the day
>Decide to look around for people gambling
>"You spot a table with some mercenaries and other tough people playing cards"
>Think its blackjack, and since my PC has a lot of intelligence figure out i could cheat by counting cards
>I inmideatly join up and put my wager on
>Think it was worthless shit equivalent to 5 bucks.
>Turns out, they are actually playing poker. Also, that what i waged was valuable enough to get me called a high roller apparently, worth at least 10 family meals.
>Explain DM that actually i have no idea IC or OOC how to play poker.
>We leave it at me having to roll a single 1d12 dice, and if i crit, i can go again.
>I crit. Twice.
>Win so hard, have to use some of the money i won so half the bar doesn't jump on me for pretty much swopping in, take everyones money, and leave by buying some meals.
>mfw i left several people bankrupt despite having no idea how to play texas holdem.