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Where's the cucky that was seething about modded money? I want him to know that I modded another 20m in through the casino about six weeks ago. I still haven't been caught.
Is he too busy "grinding", working for Rockstar for free?

>>537842047
faggot

>>537820953 (OP)
>Gold Edition
Au kidding me?

>>537842707
Why are you gae?

How much should I invest in my second character? I made one a few weeks ago and haven't turned much profit yet despite doing the First and Last Dose missions, since I also upgraded my Nightclub delivery trucks, bought a spawn point for my bunker, etc. I still don't even have a Kosatka.

I also didn't realize that a lot of first-timer bonuses are per account rather than per character. Which means no Maude's stone hatchet missions, no treasure hunt, no serial killer hunt, no Cluckin' Bell first time bonus, etc.

>>537863380
I started with Nightclub, got the agency, got MC, bought car wash on sale, kosatka on sale, office on sale, acis lab, and thats it for now
I figure I'll buy the MC businesses on sale and lean into some passive income later but I guess it depends on how invested you are; I have everything except Maude on my main character and the one other advantage of having two is no cooldown for repeating Cayo I guess
Otherwise I just use the other character for some other cars I dont own on the other and to look different

>>537845380
All your covers are golden, anon

I wish we had more Benny's cars :(

>>537863380
>How much should I invest in my second character?
Whatever's on sale and whatever you feel like doing again as a little baby

>>537821709
time for shenanigans

https://youtube.com/shorts/iJcdDy5ZcYk
Is it just me or does this bitch look like Lucia if obese

I'm back after YEARS, I did choose to start anew purposedly, I did pick up the nightclub for my first career thingy, and did set it up fully, I visit it from time to time to drive the vip home and get max pop

what should I aim next, mc club for the nightclub provision thingy? which mc club location and what thingies inside of it, a friend told me the counterfeint cash is trash?
I farmed cayo back then, and was pulling my ethernet cord at the end of the heist to keep the set up missions done, is it still a thing or did they patch it?

>>537875156
best set for NC warehouse is: bunker; coke; meth; cash; hanger OR crate warehouse
NEVER buy the Mule
cal. 50 on Speedo is better than minigun
don't install turrets on the Pounder due to higher height that won't allow you to go under bridges, tunnel, underpasses
Replay glitch is still a thing but they somehow "patched" Cayo to make the window for the trick very tight so the outcome will be uncertain

>>537845380
>send me an angel
>>537866095
awesome
>>537868867
neat, too bad most of the times i've used mine people shoot it on sight

>>537878875
does it matter where I get the mc clubhouse? do I actively need to go there to do cocaine or meth stuff?
if I buy the clubhouse and unlock the meth lab and coke thingy it's mainly for the passive income in the nightclub

>>537880608
The murals in the clubhouse differ in Blaine County versus clubhouses in the city
Just set up the businesses once and the Nightclub will do the rest. If you'd like you can then also do the business sales seperately. I just keep mine full so the stash house always fills up my bunker

GABRIEL you've gone too far
GABRIEL you've gone too far and you should
hang your head in shame

>>537881214
>I just keep mine full so the stash house always fills up my bunker
wdym here, having your mc full of drug supply? dont you get raided often?
my plan is to not do any mc stuff at all too, passively cash in the 50k from the nightclub and the passive research from the lil crew members in the nightclub and sell my goods when I need a quick buck desu, my plan is to have ok passive money when I either grind heists or fuck around with my friend

>>537881513
You only get raided if you're a MC president, which I never do

2 questions:
Can any of you contact rockstar support? Im trying to contact them about not being able to migrate to enhanced but anytime i try to submit my ticket is states "Submission error: Sorry, we ran into a problem submitting your ticket. Please try resubmitting."
Which leads me to my next question: Did any of you figure any way out to migrate from legacy to enhanced despite your account "not being eligable to migration right now"?

>>537890293
You shouldn't have modded. I migrated my account three months ago because I was tired of playing with thirdies like you.

>>537881731
should I bother with the acid lab in your opinion?
should I buy all the coke upgrades in the clubhouse or is it useless since I will be piloting it from the nightclub only?
what should I do with the first millions, submarine into cayo? can I realistically do the set ups rapidly without the flying bike or the sparrow?

>>537891348
Don't run any MC businesses. Just do acing lab, bunker, nightclub, salvage yard, hangar if you really like flying. Businesses like the car wash and helitours are worthless.

>>537892153
>Businesses like the car wash are worthless
only because you don't own any other businesses

I make $300k every 10 hours passively from the car wash.

Similarly, owning the MC businesses for the nightclub, but not bothering to actually do the MC business sales is just leaving money on the table. Unless you just enjoy NOT doing missions when you play, there is always going to be downtime between cooldowns for other activities where you could be doing a coke sale or similar and make millions over a few weeks.

All of my MC businesses have earned $20-30M and I don't even grind them that hard, I just hit them up when i'm waiting for my other properties to need attention.

If you're just too lazy to do a 20-30 minute sell mission every few days, then I can't really help you.

>>537890293
booba

>>537891348
Absolutely get the acid lab and the upgrades.
I think there's a Buzzard you can use if you have the office but I never used that. I use my Sparrow for everything. Totally worth it.
>>537893068
This is it for me, I do not enjoy the biker missions and the payout is too low for me to care about it. I'd rather do something like the priority file or the Union Depository mission from the Autoshop. But really I do in fact enjoy doing nothing in this game

>>537893068
>owning the MC businesses for the nightclub, but not bothering to actually do the MC business sales is just leaving money on the table
They're too slow. If you're grinding it's worth focusing on more efficient money. If you're not grinding then you don't need money. So the only real reason to do them is if you really like RPing as mansex enthusiasts or if you're terminally bored and want a slightly different variation of the generic delivery missions every other business offers.

>>537892153
>Businesses like the car wash and helitours are worthless.
I have no mc businesses and I still pull 20k from the car wash
add that to the nightclub and thats around 85k for existing in the game for an hour
passive income is slept on
the agency safe is nice too but thats a grind I'm not doing a second time

>>537894629
It's almost entirely passive, though. Why does it matter if it's slow? The time investment is almost nothing.


Call in terrorbyte, pay for supplies for all businesses, if one is full, do a sale, if not continue on with your other interests.

Between nightclub, bunker, acid lab, and MC businesses, there is STILL plenty of downtime to run missions if I want to grind further.

>>537895080
There's always something better to do, like a quick I/E sale for 80k.

>>537895460
Again, how?

Once the business IS full, you can just leave it until you're ready to sell.

How are you going to out-earn a $400-500k sale in less than the time it takes to make the sale?

Again, the actual time it takes to go from empty to full is irrelevant since it's basically fully passive and you can spend that time doing other missions and shit.


Again, unless you're just allergic to doing sale missions, what you're saying makes zero sense.

>>537895640
Too slow.

>>537895735
lol whatever you say kiddo, I think you just can't do basic math.

>>537895828
Why are you still poor then?

>>537895897
lol

And this is after blowing a few million on vehicles this week.

>>537895460
>There's always something better to do, like a quick I/E sale for 80k.
Which has a 20-minute cooldown, so it's not like you can spam those back to back. Not to mention sourcing vehicles takes time as well.

>>537896018
Post the totals boy.

>>537896680
Look i might've agreed with you when Post-op vans were still in the rotation, but with them gone? The MC businesses are much more viable these days.

>>537897227
Nah still too slow.

>Still can't play online since the anticheat doesn't work on Linux
I'm free

>>537897813
While there are often better time investments, the effort required for them is generally quite high.
Cayo for example, yes it'll be the highest return for your time, but it's going to require a decent bit of paying attention and concentration to do it quickly and efficiently.
With MC sales I can do them when i want, I can leave them for days/weeks and they'll still be there full and waiting for me when i want to do the sale, and I can do most of the sale missions on autopilot while I watch anime/TV/youtube on my 2nd monitor.

Feel free to keep doing what you're doing, but I probably earn more than you, while putting in less effort, even if I might spend a bit more time to do it.

>>537898010
I'm the clueless anon starting from 0 again, so it's viable to buy the coke lab without any upgrades, at the most dumb place possible, and then ignore it totally and pilot my crew members from the nightclub? I ONLY care about the passive incomes from the nightclub while I do my little things, I know that coco perico shit is the best if you play actively, but I wanna generate money when I'm fist fighting outside or drifting in los santos for 3hours straight

>>537866095
>>537878875
Au that's sweet, thanks.
>>537868867
What the hell are they wearing?!?
>>537875156
Starting from scratch I'd just buy whatever comes on sale, eventually you wanna have everything anyway and what's on sale is usually what also pays 2x for the week.

>>537898432
Yes, if you only care about the passive income, just buy it with no upgrades at the cheapest location, do the setup mission, then never become an MC president so it doesn't get raided.

>>537898010
Lazy.

>>537898605
Yes, 100%.

I thought the point was to lazily earn hundreds of millions with minimal effort.

>>537895460
>like a quick I/E sale for 80k.
and the passive money builds while you do that
????

>>537898493
Oh I should say, except for the office warehouse.
I hate how it fills the office with trash and that Rockstar thinks you should own 5 and fill it with 555 supplies that you have to buy is just an affront to me.
I know GTA, there's no way doing 555 of anything is fun.

>>537898860
Right?

I'm not saying he has to grind MC sales 24/7, but owning the business and not doing the sales seems silly to me.

But I also rarely ever do high effort content like hiests so maybe it's just my perspective that's skewed.

>>537891289
1. im not gonna make gta my second job, if i mod just to get cool vehicles and nothing else i dont know why you should be so mad about that
2. im from europe
3. youre a faggot

>>537902227
1. don't expect rockstar to reward you for cheating, no one cares if you only did it for cool cars.
2. you're also a faggot.

>>537902227
>Cheat
>Get punished
>How could this happen to meeeee~

>>537898432
Yes, in order of priority it's get nightclub -> upgrade nightclub -> buy clubhouse -> buy all MC businesses (don't touch the upgrades, they are there to give your nightclub workers something to do)-> buy office -> buy warehouse -> buy bunker -> do solo world nightclub deliveries, keep nightclub popularity at max with either missions or calls

At some point you can get the arcade too and generate some cash in there as well. They semi-regularly try to get people to actually do the shitty weapon/cargo sale missions so they do double rewards for those every once in a while. Just remember that they suck, you need at least three other people to do them if you're at max capacity, and they pay less than a single cayo run

>>537904685
>it's get nightclub -> upgrade nightclub
the 1.4mil upgrade for my workers? shouldnt I get some mc businesses first and then get the 1mil4 upgrade to get faster goods?

Time trial is 1:16:600

ffs

>>537905445
If you're going nightclub only you should upgrade the nightclub itself first, then swing by every hour or so to top off popularity and pick up your free $140k
It will take a while to save up enough to do the MC stuff if you're going 100% passive

>>537902629
>>537903995
thats the thing idiots, a shitton of people who didnt cheat couldnt migrate, while a shitton of people who did cheat to an obscene level(lvl 7000 with like 100 billion in the bank) could migrate just fine
so i dont get why you guys are such corporate bootlickers
well, it does kind of make sense i guess since this is /vg/

>>537905910
I have 2mil on me and the nightclub from the starter pack thingy, I have picked galaxy, the vinewood (right one), I have three upgrades to purchase, the bartender for lesser pop loss, some 1.4million upgrade for my workers idk what this do, and then security but it's unlocked somehow, if I get the 1.4 mil thing, I'll get more than 50k a day?
desu I can invest my 2mil into a coke lab without any upgrades on the cheapest mc club purchasable and then collect my money back slowly, I dont have any urgent things to buy rn, and A LOT to discover, like the acid thing, the cluckin bell mission for 500k etc

hot take:
you shouldn't be able to lock on to an unweaponized plane

being a cheating nigger is totally fighting the power wow dude

>>537906672
super hot take, no planes should be lockable when not in use as planes/helicopters rarely if ever have keys (or locks that aren't engaged from inside the cockpit).

The primary way you keep people from stealing your plane is keeping it in a locked hangar with gated security measures, and when it's at an airport before boarding/take off you're trusting the airport's security measures and that the average person doesn't know the startup procedures for a plane.

Counterfeit cash factory and the weed farm honestly became my favorite businesses after the Money Fronts update, especially since I always get free supplies thru Finders Keepers.

>>537906420
Oh yeah if you're just starting out there's a ton of stuff you can do that really isn't worth it for anything other than the experience

Nightclubs make the same amount of daily cash (50k) at max popularity whether or not you upgrade them, and the bartender and security upgrades just reduce the amount of time you have to spend taking care of it. The 1.4mil equipment upgrade is for when you have the MC businesses and want to start doing sell missions.

>>537908118
imo staff is worth it in the beginning and that's probably it

>>537906672
All non-weaponized vehicles should have lock-on jammers by default. Imani tech is a poor crutch.

>>537906925
is there a reason why youre afraid to engage with me directly nigger?

>>537904685
Terrible advice, don't listen to this retard

i don't talk to legacy thirdies

>>537905910
>swing by every hour or so to top off popularity and pick up your free $140k
You don't get 140k p/h, stop lying to him

>>537906420
passive income at nightclub ticks every 48 mins
the bartender upgrade slows your income decay so you get 50k -> 50k > 45k from 100% popularity with 5% decaying, where you'd normally get 50k -> 25k -> worse; you can start by returning drunk VIP home or throwing out drunks (better), maybe hire one other DJ so you can simply swap DJs for 10% popularity boosts if you don't like the driving VIPs which I don't.
If you make it far enough to get the MCT, you can just swap DJs anywhere through terrorbyte or through your arcade.

>>537906259
Try using a different browser to contact rockshit, but if you ineligible then that's that.

>>537910129
give better ones then

>>537911240
Not that anon but get a hangar before an arcade

>>537904685
>At some point you can get the arcade too and generate some cash in there as well.
lmao

>>537911240
You do not understand a new players pov because at best you started a second character with a shared bank account of 100 million plus and you are unaware of your ignorance.

>>537912442
what should a new player invest in then

>>537912978
Ideally as a new player you want to get to cayo as soon as humanly possible so you can afford everything else

That involves but is not limited to doing whatever you can to get the cash to buy a high-end apartment to start doing heists

>>537912978
With what money?

>>537912978
not him
nightclub package
acid lab and virtue
submarine
bunker
office

by that point you should be generating enough to pick what you want to do in the game and work towards it

>>537914094
>doing whatever you can to get the cash to buy a high-end apartment to start doing heists
ain't nobody joining your prison break
I say this as the guy who sits in your lobby spamming lobby invites for you for a few mins
green heists are dead and I do not suggest any player look at it as an avenue to earn money

>>537914094
>heists
equally terrible advice
>>537914176
is right, acid lab is a must get

Just finished talking with Miguel Madrazo at the Music Locker.
My crime empire is about to grow once more, the submarine and the acid lab are the last 2 businesses I am missing.
Los Santos is mine, and mine alone.

>>537914376
>acid lab is a must get
The way he worded it is going to have the newbie BUY the thing.

>>537914616
Get a load of the big man in the little city lmao

>>537914689
yeah, well, don't do that

>>537914338
The real powerlevel strat is just doing Cayo with a very, very patient player willing to help you.

My actual path was very, uh, esoteric
First I robbed every convenience store and did the collectibles to get the gold revolver, then I started regularly stealing and selling modded trucks from the RV sales parking lot in front of the custom car place in the middle of the map.

In between car respawns I gambled my first million on horse races at the casino and started out as a MC prez with the coke biz. Found out pretty quickly no one does MC missions, tried heists with no luck, gambled my next 2 million on horses and bought a CEO office and car warehouse, and barely made any cash doing car thefts. Gambled another million and tried a bunker, then realized deliveries suck just as bad as the MC's. Gambled another million, bought a sub for Cayo and the rest was history

>>537914689
well dont you get the 6x6 for free and enough cash from the npcs to almost fund it fully?

>>537919534
It's also on warstock before you get to that point.

>>537878875
>too bad most of the times i've used mine people shoot it on sight
I only attack if they start it

>>537920781
kek

>>537920781
or if they have a bounty

These twitch drops are getting stupid
>8 hours of gta rp for a mil and outfit

>>537905712
Sanchez with as many offroad shortcuts as possible maybe? I launched over the hill instead of taking a right with the GPS near the finish marker
I finished using BF400 with 1:15.882 which is still probably not fair since it has offroad traction loss 0

>>537921659
I mean i did it the very next run with a 1:14 something, just annoyed that i missed it by 0.008 seconds


Was also using the BF400.

>>537921520
it's a mil and a lil jacket for havin a stream in 240p with the mozilla tab muted for 8hours, it cost nothing

Is there any good reason to play enhanced? Because nobody plays this shit

>>537924864
>Because nobody plays this shit
is that true? I rerolled on it because I knew people playing it and I wanted to play without thirdworld subhumans glitching and kicking everyone
on top of that performances are way better, idk if it's deader than legacy I'm ngl. Hoping I can transfer my enhanced dude in legacy if it's really the case

>>537921773
Nice
I always psyche myself out about not being able to port back when or if I fail
Wish you could do so on failed runs

>>537924864
Then why is almost every lobby I join filled with ceos/MC presidents?

Maybe it's regional, but I'm east coast US and lobbies are always filled in enhanced.

>>537914176
>virtue
what's this?

>>537926583
Ocelot Virtue

>>537926583
Electric supercar with pretty insane armor upgrades, you get it for free at thr end of the last dose missions

>>537914176
So nothing to boost the nightclub basement research thing outside of the bunker?

>>537928185
Basement goods are generated by all the businesses (all MC businesses, CEO goods warehouse and bunker). But the rate is determined by the nightclub and not the business. You can use the smallest CEO warehouse and leave the bunker completely unupgraded

>>537928185
eventually on a mc sale week
I still havent bothered to get any on my second character and just do small 400kish sales every 2 weeks
id say mc would still be at the end of that list and fall into the "be free my child" territory

>>537925435
quality of life improvements in MY GTAO? Nah senpai, we don't do that.

10

where does one claim the money after watching tw*tch content? I did claim in there but nothing ingame

fuck niggers

watch your profamity

>>537902227
Exactly what I said: you're a thirdie. You've cheated, and Rockstar is barring you from entering into Enhanced because it's not for people like you.

I just tried to use a vending machine but every time I pushed a button, a soda wouldn't come out. I gave up so I tried walking away and move one, but after turning my back, the vending machine opened and a loli came out and stabbed me.

>>537950124
dont tell me what to do

god I wish character creators let you just walk around a little room to see what your character actually looks like without the extremely flattering and never-to-be-replicated three point lighting
every time I make someone it looks nothing like I intended and I have to responsively tweak it, thank god I use a menu anyways for infinite changes... it's not even restricted to rockstar titles, tons of games do that and I hate it

>>537906967
I feel like it would be trivial for some criminal dickhead business mogul to retrofit all his planes with actual locks, seeing as he spends all his time fighting in an open warzone, but they would surely come with locks anyways
you have to go off the logic of the setting and not IRL, it's like idiocracy in GTA, all the listings for weaponized vehicles gleefully talk about gunning down protestors and surviving the zombie apocalypse in them - they're going to put locks on it

>>537955897
pranked

hmmm...

Finding a good posse is a pain in the ass. (a different) Granny here took us on some bounties and then started Valentine defense, at which point she started clumsily fumbling with a mod menu and the muscle bailed. Everybody does one or two bounty board missions and then disbands. Even if I find a good group, they aren't all consistently on at the same time again. The outlaw's life is one of intermittent and fleeting connection.

>>537967430
Bruh no one cares. This is a GTA thread.

Where is that fucking idiot that said launching singleplayer and then going into Online is faster? I just timed it and it was one minute slower to load singleplayer first.

>>537969432
I'm right here bitch, post your times, I did.

>>537967964
fine bitch die on page 10 because of gacha

>>537967430
Even after the GTAO shitters left, everyone in RDO is a fashion nightmare.

>>537969432
Did you join a public lobby because when people say that they're talking about private lobbies.

>>537969432
>>537969989
>>537973331
Yeah, I specifically stated in my post that I timed it to a public lobby directly vs single player + invite only, not single player + public lobby. >>537676749

>>537972513
I hate how the wardrobe system works on RDO, if you lose your hat the game goes "WOAH! WHERE DID OUTFIT COME FROM? BETTER ERASE THE ONE YOU WERE WEARING AND MAKE A CUSTOM ONE JUST FOR IT"
and just like that, you gotta go back to the stupid camp to fix your outfit again.
For that reason I always stuck with just the pre-made outfits, those always work.

>>537981306
I have 3 outfits, and I keep them on my horse.
The outfit I normally wear, which is as near to naked as the game will let me.
The outfit I wear for snow, which is not as naked.
The colorful outfit with the big hat, that I hardly ever wear.

>>537981306
it also blends hats into outfits and saves them there if you put one on while wearing the outfit, it's pretty annoying but at least the horse is a useful player hub and lets you change or swap hats from essentially anywhere
from the VI leaks it seems like your vehicle is going to be like your horse in RDR2 and hold all your gear: medical trauma packs, police scanner, guns, outfits and so on... if anything the leaks gave me more hype because it shows they're going in the right direction and slapping RDR2's immersive sim elements into GTA while scaling up the content

>>537955897
Well no wonder it wasn't working. I wonder how she got in there

>>537969432
I told you

>>537969989
From the main menu it took me less than a minute to load into a full public lobby (I spent a few seconds trying to get to my phone stopwatch but it still only said 38 when I loaded in). I worry about you

do players grief acid lab deliveries on enhanced pc?
I dont have the ceo thing for the ghost operation

>>537993762
Sometimes. Check the map when you join the session. You can usually gauge if it's a peaceful lobby or not

>>537981306
Yeah that is a real pissoff.

you cant unlock the kosatka without owning a ceo or mc club?
I'm just owning a nightclub and I cant access the vip room of the lil faggot that unlocks the sub

>>538001172
ok nvm I had to leave and re enter, but why the FUCK is the sparrow that expensive?
is it really worth 1.8mil, you can see my cash on the top right

>>538001853
>>538001172
forgot pic like a retard, I can buy a nude sub, run a cayo or two and get the sparrow later?
How cancer is it to not have it for the set up missions
I planned to do the replay glitch but those jews at rockstar put a 4hours cd when you run cayo alone (they fucking know)

>>538001983
>miniature helicopter
That shit's bigger than the Buzzard. Strange choice for a sub-launched heli.

>>537993762
Not as often as other businesses from my experience. You can try going for the one drop delivery mission, should make things much easier. Though I don't know how harsh the penalty for abandoning a sales mission is with the acid lab.
This is >>537999303 good advice. You can get a grip on the mood of the lobby if you wait a little bit and see what's happening. A lot of player kills is a red flag.

after careful consideration, i have concluded that trying to avoid the biker businesses raids is a pain in the ass like no other
the risk of getting silent raided is too high to not just fly there with your oppressor mk2 and carpet bomb everything

>>537983024
>From the main menu
Anon, I timed it from pressing "play" in steam.

>>538007398
Which is why everyone says to only be a CEO, not an MC president. Since you'll only get raided if you're the MC president.

>>538007398
Why are you an MC President if you don't want to be raided.

>>538008694
>>538011485
hey smart asses, you cant do the biker sell and resupply missions as CEO

>>538013101
Yeah which is why I have the terrorbyte. When you're inside the back you won't get raided, and the moment you finish a sell mission, just disband the MC and swap to CEO. With the master console upgrade in the terrorbyte you can do all the resupply/sell missions from one place.

Also doing resupply missions is generally a waste of time, unless you just have time to kill, I just buy supplies while doing other sell missions (acid lab, nightclub, bunker, other MC businesses)

Occasionally you can still get caught with a raid right after you sell and before you can disband, but it's fairly rare and with a Raiju or oppressor it's fairly simple to do the raids anyway.

>>538013893
What's the point of starting a sale from the master control terminal if you still have to drive out to the business to pick up the delivery vehicle?

>>538014858
If only you could drive the master terminal around

>>538014957
So drive the slow ass Terrorbyte to a sale instead of a fast car or just flying? Again, what's the point?

>>538015367
Start the sale when the terrorbyte is at the business
If you get the boat sale you can always summon a heli

>>538013893
>just disband the MC and swap to CEO
lol
lmao even
nta FAGGOT

>>538015483
>Start the sale when the terrorbyte is at the business
EEEEEEELLLLL OOOOOO EEEEEEELLL

>>538015483
I'm not seeing the advantage the Terrorbyte is offering here.

>>538015483
>If you get the boat sale you can always summon a heli

>>538015367
>>538014858
Lmao, you don't own any VTOL planes or helicopters?

I really don't understand how you people are this retarded.

>>538016352
>538016352
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSDDDDDDRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRERDDDEDEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>538016307
sparrow can be spawned basically anywhere, even if you're MC president.

Or just stop by an airstrip and pickup your favorite heli/VTOL plane before starting any sale missions.

>>538016415
>I really don't understand how you people are this retarded.

>>538016415
How does the Terrorbyte synergize with the aircraft?

>>538016562
and how do you obtain the Sparrow, tell me again anon

>>538016595
You're the one being so retarded that you think i'm DRIVING to do my sell missions xD

I spawn my terrorbyte, land next to it in my raiju/buzzard/conada, start a sell mission, then fly to the boats/planes/bikes/trucks and do the sale.


Who the fuck would EVER drive the terrorbyte anywhere unless you're hunting for collectables? I mean come on, I have to assume you're retarded after you posted that shit.

>>538016727
By not being poor
>>538016721
Because you can pop in, buy supplies for every business, then launch a sell mission and fly to wherever it needs you to be. When you're done with the mission, disband MC so you don't get raided, call up Mutt to resupply acid lab if it's not full already, then do a nightclub popularity mission by calling Tony, and then if you have more MC sales to do go back to the terrorbyte and start over.

With Bunker, Acid Lab, Nightclub, and MC businesses all going there is pretty much a constant flow of shit to do that just prints money.

>>538016741
>>538016956
If you're going to the business anyway why not just start the sale when you get there?

>>538017040
Because the sales don't always spawn at the business, sometimes they're boat sales or plane sales and having a helicopter/raiju will let you quickly get to those locations far faster.

With Raiju you can basically get anywhere on the map in under 3 minutes anyway so as long as you're somewhat centrally located on the map it doesn't matter what type of sell mission it spawns, you can easily get to the location and have plenty of time to complete the sale solo.

>>538016956
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

>>538019842
You don't need to tell me, I already knew you were retarded.

I bet you're running Cayo unironically for the 1000th time this year.

>>538021650
Again, without post-op vans it's nearly as profitable as Cayo, but with minimal effort.

The only thing you even need to sorta pay attention for is the truck sales when you have motorcycles shooting at you, and even those are pretty laid back.

As far as effort for $ earned, I don't see any better method.

what's the best cayo set up thingies?
just spent 10mn with the longfin trying to lose the cops then an underage brown kid came and destroy it

>>538021650
kek

>>538022981
Longfin is good if you want to stop at one of the docks to grab cocaine before entering the compound. If you just want to skip the island and go straight into the compound, the Kosatka is what you want.

>>538021807
That's cool and all but I'm still not doing them.

>>538022981
If solo you want the Longfin, if two people you want to use the kosatka to enter through the grates outside the compound, get suppressors and that's it.

>>538023468
oh well ok, I will go with the kosatka then, I just always did the longfin in the past but it's been so long I dont even remember anything just that I used the fingerprint decoder, that's it
>>538023710
this specific cayo will be done with someone, then I'll set up solo ones I'll glitch

>>538023661
Feel free, I'm just tired of retards acting like i'm somehow either putting in a TON of effort, or making no money from it, when it's the exact opposite.

It takes minimal effort with a fantastic return for the time/effort required.

>>538007398
It's relatively easy to avoid one raid
>only buy supplies
>only become MC when selling
When you add a second business you will get raided eventually because the raid timer doesn't stop when doing sales, so at some point you will finish a sale and get immediately raided on the other one.
>>538016352
How?
>>538022981
Unironically, the Longfin.
You have access to every loot spot in the island plus you can just drive to the back of the compound and get the hassle free entrance.
If you're having trouble with the cops you can just die to get rid of them.
It's also the only mission where you can do this cheeky trick to make the Longfin spawn in the street instead of having to drive inside the police compound.

I guess another good mention is the wire cutter or whatever its called, no reason to ever take the explosives after you unlock it.

>>538023786
Then just use the sewer entrance because the only reason not to always enter through the grate it's if you're again soloing and need to take loot outside to fulfill the full bag challenge.

>>538022981
That's what you get for playing on Legacy.

>>538023987
Since I went back to online for a bit and I don't have cops pulling me over for red lights I started to drive like most people drive in GTA and found myself landing perfectly inside the bus, add that one to the list of weird parking spots.

>>538023851
You're not fooling anyone.

>>538022981
you can just die. that'll lose the cops

>>538024307
>I started to drive like most people drive in GTA
Understandable.

>>538025391
kek

>>538025391
The game feels like night and day with realistic cops vs no cops at all, now I understand why having traffic laws and more reactive cops can be a pain in the ass but holy shit at least Rockstar could have put some cop car spawns or something.

>>538026484
I got that same feeling when I was running thru Mafia 1 definitive edition.
Playing the game on classic difficulty where cops care about speeding, running red lights stuff like that... and then hunting collectables on an easier difficulty so I can pay more attention to a video I was watching instead of focusing in the drive.
The game feels very different when you can drive like an ass with no regard for consequences.

>>538027057
Yeah when I was running the mod on legacy I had to pay 5K to fix my car, In online fixing my car is just a call and it's free.
It kinda sucks because like you said when there is no consequences for bad driving you kinda start to drive worse eventually because you just want to reach the objective so who cares if you crashed 10 cars on your way to the marker, rolled down 3 hills and killed 15 peds by drive-by because they get in the way of your car during a chase.
I might say that I enjoy more driving with laws because it forces me to chill and enjoy the drive instead of going speed demon on a one way road with cars going at tops 30 mph.

>>538023987
>only become MC when selling
I love this myth.

why cant I start the heist? being alone, low level with shit weapons, no armor and no snacks, no heli no flying bike is PAIN, I cannot stomach the set up missions, why the FUCK cant I start the heist

>>538028868
JESUS CHRIST

>>538028868
Anon... maybe this game is just too difficult for you?

>>538029043
You want some help lil buddy?

>>538026484
>>538027057
>>538027721
I prefer to drive half and half. Not flat out, but not stopping for red lights either. I do what I can to avoid hitting people/cars/objects unless I'm really just fucking around. The other part of the problem is GTAV's vehicle handling is super easy and by far the most forgiving in the series. I genuinely miss IV's weighty handling.

>>538029060
yeah I guess
>>538029473
I give up for now, it was 4 set up missions as a noob it was boring to stomach, I'll unlock the acid lab for now, I'm burned out, swimming to get to the sub, swimming to go on land, do 20mn missions, doing the same etc
Im BURNED OUT

>>538030589
>swimming to and from the sub
Bro, request the dinghy lmao

You really do need help.

>>538030589
Average Legacy player

>>538030589
I usually don't recommend this, but you should probably look up a tutorial on how to do Cayo.

>>538031221
more legacy players than enhanced on steam, but is there a reason to go on enhanced outside of no little niggers with menus?

>>538036809
Lack of modders is a pretty good reason

>>538036874
do they bring more harm than good, I had modded money nonstop before, I have to actually play the game now, and it suck dicks

>>538037097
Nobody is giving out modded money anymore so there's only harm to be done.

>>538036809
that's because enhanced never got off the ground lmao

>>538025391
>see this
>think I should find my tigon and start driving it again
>remember it doesn't have a jammer and can't tank missiles
>continue to drive some shitty tank that I don't even like just to survive pub sessions

>>537993762
The bike itself has unreasonably high performance and can't be locked on to, so they'd have to actually put some effort into it

>>538001853
>is it really worth 1.8mil
Yes

>>538028238
What else would you do it for? Spending 10 seconds in the terrorbyte to resupply everything?

>>538043346
Unless you swap to SP, immediately disbanding your MC as soon as you're done selling doesn't actually make you avoid raids.

I haven't registered as an MC prez in roughly 8 years.

Your reaction when in GTA6, Epsilon has taken over The Lost?

>>538047738
kifflom

>>538047738
Nothing changes.

I logged into GTA Online today and decided to go to the clothing store to buy some new protective gear. I saw there was some medieval chainmail shirt and coif for sale so I bought the full chainmail set. I went to my nightclub because I felt like delivering some stuff, but as soon as I got on the computer, a loli came out and shot me.

brothers, I did the missions for the free ocelot and dax isnt calling me
did I brick my account

>>538048940
Nah you're done if you finished the last dose anime arc, if you want to repeat first or last dose you go into the freakshop

>>538048246
My favorite Onion headline.
>>538048940
Dax doesn't give you the car.
You can find it parked near Tequila-la.

>>538049609
kek

>>538048246
But Marnie would be wearing leather.

>>538049609
>>538049598
I'm a clown I finished the first dose questline not the last dose questline

>>538046684
>waaaahhh sometimes I'll have to close the game and relaunch it with my 3rd world internet that takes 10 minutes to connect

>>538048804
>medieval chainmail shirt and coif
Where? What category?
>a loli came out and shot me
Where did she come from? Was it worse than being stabbed?

>>538053053
I accept your concession, thirdie.

Having two characters is actually good for payphone hits

brehs Assault on Cayo kinda go hard tho

Checked my stats, and they claimed that over the years my nightclub had made 20 times as much money as all my motorcycles businesses combined. And yet, the motorcycle deliveries feel like so much more work.

>destroy oppressor
>bad sport
>

>>538059658
you should instead receive $2000 every time you blow up a MKII

>>538059908
this

>>538059908
>enough money for 4 armors
wow, thanks.

>>538059908
They should make it so it deducts 500K from the owner and adds it to your bank account when he repairs it.

>the free virtue only sells for 15k dollars
rockstar hate that we make money, huh?
is it the same with the casino cars?

>>538055662
Didn't they lower the cooldown to 1 minute?

>>538063092
All of the podium cars sell for a worthless value, yeah.

>>538063829
It's still 10 minutes

>>538063092
A cars value is 60% of whatever you acquired it for

>>538063092
>casino cars?
is there a lil glitch for pc users to always get the car?

>>538063092
Of course. If you got it for free then it's not going to make you any money. The Virtue is not a bad car, though. Imani tech and being electric makes it a good public lobby car.

>>538066270
>being electric
qrd?


and qrd on GMs playing enhanced free lobbies?

>>538066691
Electric cars take a lot more explosives to blow up. You can survive 12 homing missiles in that Virtue. That's 6 more than in a Rhino Tank. Add the missile lock-on jammer to that and you have one of the safest vehicles in the game.

>>538066691
Probably modding

>>538059658
>someone is rolling around killing everyone
>starts shooting at you
>blow him up
>Bad Sport!
>you paid 20k for their car

>someone is driving a motorcycle and minding their own business
>hits something and falls off
>explosive sniper his motorcycle right as he gets on it again
>explodes and kills him
>...
>...
>you received 2000 for good behavior, keep it up!

>>538063092
>wow, this free car sells for nothing!
Are you retarded or something

>>538065274
Yes but the glitch is called alt+f4 if you see that it's not stopping on the car

>>538067708
it was on enhanced
>>538067362
the windshield is huge as fuck tho, I can get shot, do free lobby dudes only play with rocket launchers?
I feel safe af in the kuruma

>>538060145
that's also 20 whole big sexos for those with the wallet to see

>>538068792
I feel like most lobby retards default to apemashing stickies and RPGs on people so I've gotten away with more quick TTKs using AP pistol than I should with any of the imani electrics that I own
IIRC the Kuruma window covers don't actually guard you but I suppose they make it harder to shoot you, for bullet protection I use the duke as my pub lobby diaper and escalate accordingly

>>538064624
Oh I remember now, it was the Vincent cop car missions.
>>538066691
That's just a symbol that R* font replaces.

Just give me HSW on the normal Ignus, you cowards. I don't want that butt ugly and useless dorsal gun.

>>538068792
>I feel safe af in the kuruma
get a buffalo STX, it's bulletproof with high damage res and has bullet resistant windows (one of the few cars to have it, especially at high speed), best workhorse car for general survivability IMO
there's an electric equivalent to the STX without the resistant windows and higher damage res, but you don't ever really need to tank 30 rockets over 15 or whatever the difference is, you just need enough to buy time for you to shoot the other guy with ap pistol or run away with slick mines - the windows are more important and provide a safety net that other vehicles by and large don't have
kuruma is one hit ko for explosions so odds dictate you should've been getting murked by free roam retards with stickies or even an explosive sniper by now, but it's great for PVE. the coquette d8 (non-police) is faster with glitched full bullet resistance if it hasn't been patched, which it wasn't as of the summer update

>>537914176
>nightclub package
my first career choice, I did upgrade the staff so I get 50k 50k 45k instead of 50k 45k 25k if I'm busy doing something
I somehow have the security staff upgraded from free from the enhanced free starter path. It was free after installing the game but that shit was legit 2mil+, as a rate of 50k per tick, it will take a WHILE to be profitable

>acid lab and virtue
did all the first and last dose quests
I still need 8 more Dax phone missions for the acid lab upgrade, and collect 3 yellow parts in the wild to have it working I guess, I went in the freakshop and that tatted dude told me to get the parts outside

>submarine
bought it but didnt really play with it, I actively got annoyed at how long the set up was and I got caught a lot of times this morning for the party stealth mission thing
I hope we both can get a mil+ each, we did the fleeca job and we were disappointed to say the least lol

>bunker
>office
so next step is to get some ok weapons (I only have the special carbine with a grip, scope and large mag) and the bunker, as already said, I'm not losing much buying the cheapest, shittiest, unupgraded one, allowing my staff in the bunker to weapons, and piloting the rest from the nightclub?
do I need to unlock mk2 weapons from the bunker to apply them to my weapons or can I disregard this trash completely too?

should I get the yellow parts for the acid lab and make it start cooking some drugs in the background even if it's at a shit ratio without the upgrade, or wait the 10 dax missions and do it in one go?

how am I doing so far in my little gangster journey? (helped by 500k from twitch drops, another 500k and the jacket on their way)
another question, does the passive money from the nightclub start rolling as soon as I'm online, like in a mission, or ONLY when I'm in freemode

>>538072451
How about HSW on some older cars that actually need it?

>>538073670
I suspect that will happen after the last real DLC rolls out and they can't squeeze for new cars anymore..

>>538068792
>it was on enhanced
I don't know why you people think modding on enhanced is impossible but I can assure you that it's not
>the windshield is huge as fuck tho, I can get shot
This is an "issue" on 99% of cars so...
>I feel safe af in the kuruma
*launches one (1) homing missile at you*
*throws one (1) sticky bomb at you*

Anonymous senpai is right, buffalo stx is great for not getting shot or blown up. The free Virtue is overall better than the armored kuruma tho

>>538074594
What the fuck are you talking about? There aren't any hackers on Enhanced.

>>538073383
>should I get the yellow parts for the acid lab and make it start cooking some drugs in the background even if it's at a shit ratio without the upgrade,
yes but only using the daily stash house

>>538078029
Alright man. The other day when someone launched Executive Search and was driving a bulletproof, missile proof turbo acceleration SUV that I fired a minigun straight into the driver's face through the windshield for 5 seconds and 6 people combined couldn't take him out? Must've just been a gta+ car that I didn't know about. All the level 8000s with negative 2 billion k/d ratio? They must just be so good at deathmatches that they hit integer overflow. Everyone in the session teleporting to the same spot before someone blows them all up with an RPG? Just rockstar's quirky programming bugs haha

>>538083454
there are still unpatched god mode glitches for vehicles, you open the pause menu while driving into lcs and opening the store menu so it lags you outside or some shit
that said there are definitely menus on enhanced, they might be paying attention and actively banning the obvious ones again but they do exist and that guy stating otherwise is just false because yimv2 has been openly updated and used since like a month after enhanced launched

>>538083454
I'm starting to suspect you're Indian

>>538087754
I think that's only for a handful of vehicles, but if that was what he did it still doesn't explain an suv going 0-100 in half a second

>>537993762
Generally no, I think I've only been attacked like 7 times out of 30ish(?) sales since playing EE and only one of those instances was actually bad enough for me to find a new session; I always keep the map expanded and only sell in a fresh lobby where no one can arbitrarily hate me yet. >>538006824 has it right to gauge the mood though in some ways it's not bad to sell when people are already fixated on killing each other away from you which is likely to happen on the high risk 20+ player count lobbies anyway. Ghost org isn't available during king of the castle so maybe that's why you didn't have it. If you're in the last half of whatever deliveries you have with ghost org on cooldown, you may be able to get away with using Imani's out of sight
>>538043346
The acid bike can be locked onto but only during acid sales, but the armor value on it is much higher during sales and can withstand like 5 homing missiles
>>538006824
You lose like 5% or 10% of the product so finding new session is worth it if needed

has anyone else given up on spinning the wheel because the prizes are just so bland?

>>538106748
This week is good but the last few I didn't really care

>>538098154
>The acid bike can be locked onto but only during acid sales
Are you, like... Are you sure? I feel like I've never been able to lock on to or been locked on to while doing an acid sale. But yeah the armor is definitely enough to give you time to close out of the game before losing the whole thing if you know you can't get back to it in time or fend off your attackers

>>538106748
I got the hon hon faguette car for my second character, but I don't have an agency... Starting with the recent weaponized tampa I think I got like 3 or 4

>>538107568
>Are you, like... Are you sure?
I realize it's an edge occurrence but two of those instances of me being attacked were naturally by fly by oppressors whose missiles were definitely tracking me
Don't ask me why you can get locked on a vehicle that otherwise jams lockons outside of acid sales, ask the pajeet who coded it

>>538106748
I spin every time but hoping to land on money or chips
Even if I get the car and aell my original version there's a good chance I already gor that first one from the wheel so it sells for fuck all

So recently I bought the Opressor Mk.I because I wanted to speed up mission times. It flies, it has a boost, its great.
However it doesn't have any rockets (I thought it came with them by default) So after looking it up, finding out that I had to do bunker research to get the missiles. And on top of that I also had to buy the Mobile Operations Center in order to modify the Opressor to begin with
So I get the bunker, upgrade it, get the MOC and now after sinking in so much money I'm wondering. Are the missiles even worth it?
I'm about halfway done with the research and I don't feel like spending 225k just to get a chance at getting the missiles. So I need help deciding what to do next
Should I spend more money to get the missiles or should I buy something else? (Garment factory, Agency, any other business)

>>538120659
bro wtf is that character lmao

What's the best strat of dealing with swat zombies and panther trainers (wave 9+)?
Having decent teammates and all focus firing with minigun/Widowmaker/semi auto grenade launcher?
Knocking swat zombie helmets off with melee attacks seems to be a waste.
Special ammo also feels completely useless. Mk2 h-sniper explosive rounds fall off after wave 8 where it takes 4 rounds to a dj's head before taking them down vs 2 rpgs...
Armor piercing flechettes don't do shit, explosive slugs ditto and dragon's breath feels like trolling what's the point or am I missing something?

can you still go full afk watching the cameras in your nightclub?

>>538122502
I did everything with the Combat MG MK2, it allows you to pummel the occasional zombie that gets too close
Immediately go for panther trainers and DJs with the minigun. If there's too many in a group I run away and chuck grenades behind me till I get a decent enough gap to use the Combat MG again

10

I fucked up one of the golf assassinations and killed 4 of the pursuit helicopters which satisfies some weird escape conditions but the helicopters kept spawning and crashing around me without any pilots

do I need to pimp my acid lab or just the bike?

>>538139586
I did both just because I enjoy it

>>538120659
Yes for PVE.
Also everything in the bunker research is worth anyways, maybe you won't like some of the liveries, but they look good on aircraft and guns and military vehicles.

>>537820953 (OP)
I never paid for GTA+ but have all chameleon paints unlocked, is that normal?

>>538139586
Depends on how you want to get supplies. If you don't care, just the bike.

does the sparrow mog the mk2?
I cant see myself farm 8mil so I can farm faster right after, but it looks really easily drivable

>>538149828
chameleon is for enhanced edition

LETS FUCKING GO

>>538156241
Where we going? Is that... is that syrup? It tastes funny

pc bros that did the switch from keyboard to controller, is it comfier in the end?
I love the ability to oneshot enemies but for everything else it's horrible

>>538153764
If you're going to grind, it's hard to beat the convenience of the MK2.

If you race in a straight line across the whole map, the sparrow will outrun the MK2, but if you factor in takeoff and landing... maybe not. Having said that, if you live in your Sparrow, you will naturally git gud at it.

>>538149828
That's not all the chameleon paints, anon

>>538159824
I use my controller for driving but use KB+M for everything else
If I have to shoot while driving I use KB+M too because I like the freedom the mouse gives to look around

>>538163979
can you pick up the controller and drive and then pick up the mouse mid fight or have to press esc and then set it up?

>>538164181
On the PC version of the game, both sets of controls stay active simultaneously, as long as your power saving isn't cranked up to turn idle devices off.

>>538164181
I can steer with my controller while pressing gas and brakes with keyboard

>>538163979
When I do driving I use the controller, when I do shooting while driving, I use KB/M.

on PC both controls stay active so you can drop the controller and switch to KB/M without needing to plug/unplug anything and no need to change any settings. It's instant.

>>538163979
>>538164925
I KB/M for 99% of the time, but leave a joystick to the right of the desk to act as an analog substitute for my numpad, in case I want to use a boat or an MK2 or Deluxo.

That video that was posted a while back about vehicle quirks and shifting tricks, has me curious about what it would take to give myself some custom throttle buttons with exact percentages applied to them. But that would be on keyboard.

>>538165475
>Deluxo
Now that you mention it, I do use the controller for the Deluxo and Toreador
I can't for the life of me fly eith the controllers, though. Especially helicopters

>>538166549
I like the feeling of responsiveness i get from keyboard for planes and helicopters. Maybe mostly that I'm used to it. On a rare occasion, I might reach for the joystick if I want to carefully thread a needle while flying.

>>538167091
I enjoy the micro adjustments I can do with wasd and the numpad

>>538159824
I use the controller 99% of the time unless I need to do some serious combat or stealth. A lot of the time I'll use the mouse to shoot while still using the left stick to move.

>>538167519
Something that controller excels at, is motorcycle wheelies. I don't motorcycle around a lot, but if I want to do wheelie stuff, I can drive with wasd on the left and joystick an analog wheelie with my right. It helps with reducing that steering lock that pure keyboard wheelies get.

Anything that involves fine throttle control while driving is going to be better on a controller with analog triggers.

Doing muscle car wheelies that can last for 5+ seconds are hard to do on a controller, but are nearly impossible to reliably do with a keyboard.

For some reason ever since I switched to enhanced I can't do a burnout on controller with L2+R2, but I can do one on keyboard with W+S. Dunno what the fuck is up with that.

Anyone ever use the musket to kill players?

cayo perico survival is kino
too bad most people don't wanna play it

>>537906672
they should make the missile lock on work the same way the homing missile launcher does on the ground: need a full lock for actual tracking, otherwise the missile acts like an unguided rocket.
the fact you can spam them the instant the sound comes up is the problem.

I wish being in an MC allowed you to summon COM-controlled biker members to fill the empty positions like VP and Sgt at Arms. it's no fun RPing as a biker by yourself

>>538029946
I rarely handle the driving myself these days. if I need to go somewhere in the city I call up Ms Baker to instaspawn her limo and then have it drive me to my waypoint whilst I read manga or something. if it's out in the countryside, I call Merryweather for their heli pickup and ride that instead.

>>538068530
the bad sport/good sport thing was never implemented properly. It should've been an 'aggression' stat that goes up whenever you attack another player outside of a structured free roam mission. No direct punishment for destroying someone else's car.

>>538165020
Frank was a little kid in 1997, not 1977. he would've gotten clowned on hard for having an afro

>>538170959
Only in deathmatches.
Probably the only weapon with accurate stats because I never use it outside of when it's forced on me.

Compare that with the combat mg mk2, that no NPC can hold so the K/D becomes a hilarious 43.

Having a look at the rest of the guns, because I use some real unpopular guns they end up having a perfect KD.
The ceramic pistol, vintage pistol and the battle rifle all holding on with 0 deaths to it.
The AP pistol is suspiciously low, only 180 deaths... compared to the thousands of the AK/Shotgun/Carbine Rifle and the default pistol... which apparently doesn't have a name, pistol named pistol... don't know why I never noticed that until now.

>>538138348
My friend had that happen and recorded it, there were at least 40 that just kept spawning flying in a V pattern and most of them hit each other and exploded... One time he did one and there were like 10 intact buzzards sitting in the streets afterwards, every other corner we'd go around there'd be one sitting in front of us. Just rockstar things

>>537820953 (OP)
I get that business raids are Rockstar's way of scamming the player to push shark card sales but does that actually work? I think it makes most people hate Rockstar to the point of not giving them another dime, and using mods instead.

>>538186775
Just vestigial punishment mechanisms from the more painful early era of GTAO, though I don't think business raids would make anyone buy shark cards compared to all the other psyops in the game

>>538174348
Assault on Cayo tho

>>538191085
>compared to all the other psyops in the game
such as

>>538192323
Unmitigated PvP freeroam interactions with voice enabled for console users

>>538192479
Console isn't conducive to PVP though. J* made PC the PVP playground.

>>538192323
Biggest psyop is giving you the opportunity to buy over 400 vehicles and dozens of businesses.

how do you scope the drainage tunnel in cayo? I'm near the compound and that pavlov npc dude in my ear isnt talking about it
I didnt have the option to use the drainage thing for the first cayo run and it pissed me off

>>538197395
Use a boat (or swim for 10 minutes) where the drainage tunnel is, dive down and then it will be marked. During the scoping out mission ofc.
You can also join a new lobby/private session after you're done with your target hunting to save time. No need to drive back to the airfield and fly back to LS.

>>538198202
>You can also join a new lobby/private session after you're done with your target hunting to save time. No need to drive back to the airfield and fly back to LS.
just finished watching a video about a dude, you can port back to your submarine with the "find solo session lobby" thing and it's insane the amount of time I will save
I could have rerolled my current scoping mission since it's a shitty bearer bonds but I'll keep it just because I unlocked the drainage tunnel, and it has a lot of gold too
which weapon package has the shotgun? the big juggernaut scares me and my partner is shit I will have to do everything

>>538199694
The one with the tec9 has the auto shotgun. I always pick the one with the AP pistol to spray and never miss.
Just make you sure you buy suppressors for 5k. Some people say your guns will come suppressed regardless but it doesn't work for me and I have to buy them.

>>538201335
>the AP pistol to spray and never miss.
what's the name of the pack, I'll get it, I cant wait to be 30 or 33 and buy the ap pistol too, gods willing the weapon van thing has it tomorrow

>>538202179
>tomorrow

>>538202834
wait, isnt it a daily thing?

>>538202834
kek, the captcha i got on that post.
>>538202943
Van is weekly, resets on thursdays.

>>538202943
Weekly

>>538202179
You can see the guns in the preview pick. The AP pistol has a sniper and some shitty melee weapon.

So today I decided to do some VIP missions. I wanted to do a Haulage mission so I started it. As soon as I arrived at the trailer, a bunch of Illegal immigrants were standing there and then they all went inside the trailer as soon as they saw me arrive. I called my phantom wedge and got on. As soon as I connected with the trailer, a loli came out of the bushes and pulled me out and stabbed me and took off with the trailer.

>>538211146
only have yourself to blame
oldest trick in the book

So I grinded strength to 100% but for some fucking reason it's at around 89% now what the fuck happened?

>>538221563
Not enough pain to earn your gains.

>>538221563
Way back I tried to intentionally grind strength and got irritated at the lack of results, so I changed gears and just adopted one regular habit. Every time I stop in front of my club, I clock some dude while he isn't looking, before I walk in. I was surprised how soon I got maxed out that way.

>>538177269
no he wouldn't

>>538211146
Should've used your MOC hauler custom, much better speed and durability

>>538221563
Real answer is game didn't save when you quit. If you want to force a save you change outfits and wait for the little throbber to disappear.

>>538235317
I know this was on my 2nd character that's a reason I'm especially mad about it. I grinded again to 100 finished the mission and forced a save when I was back in a lobby. It better stick this time.

I won the podium car. Kind of disappointing that it has an electric motor. No real 'engine note'/car noises when you are driving around.

>>538237213
The electric cars are all pretty lame because they have to fit niches not occupied by the other supercars

So they have insane almost uncontrollable acceleration and stability due to the low center of mass and that's it, they hit top speed and then everyone passes you

>>538199694
I always go stealth with the rifle, and I end up only headshotting the dudes between me and the office up top for the bonus cash

I got to the point where I didn't care if I got climbing equipment or not, I was jumping off the cliff and swimming for it every time

>>538237213
HSW variant is fun because of the outrageously good handling compared to Banshee GTS and Niobe at the speed it can achieve

>>538235576
>working on strength
>inside the stripclub

>>538239512
You either get in a fistfight or play some rounds of golf, so I expect he is engaging in the time honored pastime of punching hookers

>>538239636
It's a female character, clearly they were taking pole dancing classes, very fun workout.

I'm going to play GTA (PS4) and drink wine :) I haven't been here in a long time, what's new? I went to Serbia for two months, didn't play a lot of GTA.

some things are a lot cheaper here than they are in europe though I'll tell you hwhat

testing the perico replay glitch, will report back in a hour with the result

captcha my dick jannies

>>538225932
yeah he would. afros were corny as shit in the 90s, only the dorky nerdy blacks had them. G blacks had buzzcuts and cornrows and lines and do-rags an' sheeit

>R* is going to implement age verification system
>First in UK as a test run, them globally
It was nice playing, bye everyone, until I figure out if death stranding exploit still works.

>>538265138
As I've said before, it depends how they want to implement the verification

Directly through sending my ID to Rockstar? Not happening.

Through a random 3rd party ID verification company? Not happening.

Through linking my Google account which already knows my age and is 19+ years old anyway? Sure.

Through ID.me which I use for military status verification already on various websites for discounts? Sure.

>>538265138
>taketwo projected $7.6 billion in revenue for VI within first 60 days of launch
yeah I'm sure they're going to roll over and let their heel tendon get cut by filtering out ALL the child whales in the IP's audience right before their biggest release yet

we have no evidence it'll be rolled out anywhere else unless they're directly legally forced to do so like they were for UK users (and I haven't even seen confirmation UK users have actually gotten it yet), it's just alarmism by bongs hoping that international backlash and pressure will get their own draconian regulations rolled back quickly, in reality they're going to stay cucked on their current trajectory while 10 year olds in latin/north america/the rest of europe fill rockstar's pockets
on top of it all, it can be circumvented with a VPN anyway like any other pathetic attempt to region gate content so it's a nothingburger as usual

>>538261278
you're white why are you trying to speak on this?

>>538266686
Knowing history of R* (lack of) cyber security, I wouldn't link even my Google account.
>>538267014
I wish this becomes new Stop Killing Games.
>"No, it's not government's or corporation's job to do parenting for the parents."

ALONSLOW

>>538267729
Know thine enemy

>>538267014
>5 million signatures in petition to repeal, or revise the law
>Gov.uk: "lol we don't care, eat shite nonces."

>>538267014
>implying 11 year olds in Brazil have money to spend on shark cards

>>537820953 (OP)
I haven't played GTA in probably 6 years, yet i just got the fattest erection thinking about plapping Amanda. Thank you for reading my Lifeinvader post

>>538269217
Am I supposed to know who that is?

>>538270691
NTA Michael's wife, from story mode.

>>538271358
she was hot in a trashy milf way

>>538271775
no GTA girl is attractive
their art style is fundamentally ugly

>>538247524
Who's generic mc bland man on the left?
>>538257543
Actual cursory shot.

>>538272674
Agatha Baker is up there and some of the ped models aren't bad relatively speaking, but it's pretty thin pickings.

It really was just old gen console memory requirements sandbagging them up to now - GTA IV only had a handful of head meshes with texture swaps doing the legwork so all the non-ped women looked identical, and then everyone in V looks like they're made of clay because they couldn't push the models much further than they had in IV on PS3 hardware. They raised the bar on optimization with coding wizardry and the old gen versions STILL struggle. PS3's 256MB memory to the PS4's 8GB puts it in perspective. VI will have 16GB.

You already see what they did with the models in RDR2 with the additional breathing room afforded by a new generation - half the main cast are downright beautiful. We've also already seen attractive VI characters like Lucia, even NPCs like the bikini mud girl and car wash slags. I think people have gotten a dated idea of what R* characters look like because they go so long between releases, RDR2 was six years ago and everything we've seen from VI indicates it's more of an evolution from that than V. Grafixfag coomers won't have eaten this well since Cyberpunk released

>>538273791
Mitt Romney

>>538273791
Oh shit kek

>>538275007
Red Dead has a different art style from GTA. compare Redemption 1 to GTA 4 and 5, it also looks radically different. Even the 'attractive' girls in the GTA 6 prerelease screenshots they've shown all have some weird uncanny look to them, mostly in the hip:waist ratio but also with weirdly oversized lips.

>>538276116
You know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Why ain't you holding bees?

was selling my first ever acid stash and this dude wasnt moving at all, he was lvl300
didnt take the risk and found a new session, he knew right?

>>538276596
Anon, that's right next to the casino
There's always people at the casino

>>538276581
I already played through WD Legion with a Beekeeper

>>538276116
>Red Dead has a different art style from GTA
The first one did, it was deliberately stylized for the setting. They stopped when they didn't need to lean on the aesthetic for hardware limitations anymore and could fully realize the environment in a realistic looking way. RDR2 is photorealism, same as GTA VI. It's their in-house style at this point. What else would you even call this?

>>538277516
>zoomies now calling Red Dead 'stylised'
man I'm getting old. I remember at launch it being lauded for having some of the most photorealistic graphics ever put to code.

>>538277864
>woah... it's just like real life
did boomers really

>>538277516
>RDR1
>Stylized
what

>>538278285
in 2035 people will say the same thing about Redemption 2

>>538268121
So you're obsessed?

>>538279571
>gets offended for no reason
post hand

>>538277864
I'll be honest I wouldn't even call the old GTA "stylized".
I don't think they had a style in mind, I think they were didn't have the talent to make something look nice so everything was ugly.

>>538280243
>I think they were didn't
That's what I get for half deleting a sentence.
>I think they were just ugly.
>I think they just didn't have the talent.

just clutched Cayo, lads

>>538280243
there is a deliberate cartooniness in 3, VC, LCS, and VCS. San Andreas tried to be more 'cinematic' and used pictures of real people's faces pasted onto the model rigs, but the way they used lighting and world design still resulted in a stylised look. 'stylisation' doesn't just mean a lack of detail. Even with something granular and detailed like 4 and Redemption 1, there's still an aesthetic stylisation going on. I like to point to the Dukes in GTA 4; they took a Dodge Charger and amped up every notable feature to 11. instead of a 426 Hemi, it's got a 600ci supercharged engine. the coke bottle beltline is absolutely insane. the A pillars are noticeably fatter at the bottom than at the top. the Cavalcade has absolutely gigantic factory wheels, to play into the gangsta image of the Escalade. the 'hood parts of Liberty City are way dingier and crime-infested than they were in real life NYC circa 2006-2007 when they did their scouting, because they wanted the town to feel even more dysfunctional.

people think detail and realism are synonymous, they aren't. even Redemption 2 is pretty heavily stylised when you take it as a whole rather than study individual textures. the widespread number of wolves and bison, the roving gangs of outlaws, shooting up entire towns.. Arthur himself is 'larger than life' in his design. If you saw a guy like him in real life he would be like an absolute grizzly bear of a man; 6'3, tons of muscle, granite jawline, incredible hair, perfectly even face. Of course there are men like that but he has practically everything, an unironic gigachad.

>>538280614
are you the replay glitch dude?

I played legacy back then with modded money, I had a mazda rx7 with the drift option thing, but I cant truly remember if the car was usable outside of fucking around and drifting
is it? or should I have a fast car for straight lines type shit and then my drifting car when I wanna fuck around, I'm low in money nowadays and enhanced has no cheater to glitch out 5 diamond heists for me now

Drifting is gay

>>538283317
Lmao this guy can't drift

>>538282457
nothing outside of the Oppressor, Deluxo, and/or an Imani car is actually "useful" in the sense of improving your ability to complete tasks in-game.

>>538281332
>there is a deliberate cartooniness
Hard disagree.
I think they settled with cartoonish characters because that's what the PS2 could handle.
Deliberate means that even if they had the power to do more realistic looking characters they would choose not to, and I just don't buy it.
>Redemption 2 is pretty heavily stylised
And that's my point, when given the opportunity Rockstar will always choose realism over a cartoony look.

>>538283763
yeah I know, I plan to buy the sparrow rn, it's expensive but I'm quite impressed by how much money the game is shitting at us on enhanced with all the first time bonuses and so on, I wanna save for the flying bike that I didnt get back then on legacy, lowest max speed compared to the sparrow but jesus christ it looks so comfy to use for freemode stuff, I cant wait actually
the zr350 question was more about the topspeed it can have on straight lines and maniability basically
>>538283317
I like doing it and it all that counts

this car drives like shit
maybe HSW would improve it but I don't like how it steers either
hope we get a classic one with an actual engine

>>538284109
>because that's what the PS2 could handle
San Andreas shows otherwise, it trends more towards realism than any of the other PS2 GTAs and is a much bigger game to boot. Rockstar themselves said they wanted 3 to be cartoony. Vice City kinda bridges the gap, because that is when they first wanted to make a more cinematic game but originally were developing it as just a modpack for 3. a texture is a texture, there are heaps of PS2 games where they took a real photograph and turned it into a texture, Rockstar themselves did it. a lot of storefronts in the GTA games up until 4 are just photographs of real world buildings that were then edited to remove identifying names and stuff. It didn't always work, they once got into hot water because they forgot to remove a picture of Pikachu that was in a store they photographed for Vice City. and like I said, most characters in San Andreas have their head textures converted from photographs of real people, mostly the NPCs.

What is one wish you have for V that isn't some vehicle or bugfix? I'm talking simple things. Like a pet in your apartement. Or being able to put colour on stock wheels.
Me, I'd like to set my Nightclub dress code to costume party. I want them all walking around like aliens, buccaneers and Impotent Rage

>>538276596
Always do your sell missions solo
Don't take the risk

>>538286939
Acid and Nightclub sales are stupidly easy in public lobbies, especially with Ghost Org

>>538287682
>>538286939
I did it with ghost org, had the minimap open big like a schizo to check if some retard would come at me, lost the ghost org in the desert and no one was around except two little dudes and one with a bounty on him, I was feeling gangstalked and took my sweet time, activated a second ghost org and then completed it, I also was the 5 stash thing I think so the longest iirc, I dont know if the time and the stress is worth the extra 200k from the sell I'm ngl

>>538286494
Literally any feature from GTARP, any at all. LET US FISH

(The new businesses are probably those guys implementing parts of it when they can get away from GTA6)

>>538286494
Offer an NPC some small amount of money, and they immediately become a loyal henchman, willing to ride along and be in battle when needed. It stands to reason that a cop or merryweather dude would cost more than a random prostitute, and would probably be carrying better weapons.

>>538286494
A color wheel would solve 3 problems I have with the game
>lack of options
>mismatched shades
>texture compresssion? destroying blacks

>>538286494
what I suggested last night >>538176358

>>538286494
>Nightclub dress code
Underwear only forever.

>>538289878
>LET US FISH
>Hear that Red Dead has fishing
>Get into Red Dead Online
>Get a rod and some bait.
>Oh, a boat!
>Can only fish from the shore.
It's fine. Really. Not upset. No. Not really bothered at all. Mother fuckers.

>>538288158
Just continue next time. I drive past people while doing a sale all the time and usually they do nothing. It takes 2 seconds to swap sessions so if shit really hits the fan you can usually avoid losing everything anyway. No need to be cautious by swapping prematurely

>>538292128
>RDO never got a fisherman role
>Never got a bareknuckle boxing role
>Never got a gambling role
>The funnest parts of the moonshiner role are forever trapped in the basement of the cuck shack

It hurts bros...

>selling to drug dealers
>see nice light and moon in the back
>take clip
>hop on editor
>notice the ugly power lines in the way
A dang shame.

>>538267014
Do you think the 100 million kids in Indonesia, Eastern Europe, Iraq, Egypt, India and South America buy microtranscations in GTAO2? Or they even buy the game at all? All they will do is play on FiveM2 and waste hundreds of dollars yearly to get VIPs on their stupid roleplay and dm servers.
t. staff for a samp & fivem server

>>538300472
You should have noticed the ugly face in the way.

>>538276596
Yep, some idiot afk in front of the casino? Definitely waiting to blow up your product

>>538285525
That's weird, mine drives just fine

>>538286939
>Always do your sell missions solo
>Don't make the money

>>538288158
>waited an extra 5 minutes to ghost org again and still left before finishing
Nigga talk to a therapist or something and get some meds

>>538300472
Fucking hell I keep getting this when I find a nice spot to park my car for a shoot and then in the editor I notice all the trash lying around

>>538308623
>That's weird, mine drives just fine
It drives fine, I just don't like it

>>538312387
Turn trash scaling all the way down

>>538307618
Sorry, I'm fresh outta hecks to give.
>>538312387
When my friends used to ask for me to take pictures of their cars, for me it was either ugly skid marks on the ground or the car being dinged up.
>>538318134
I barely remember to up the resolution...
Hey can add another thing to this? >>538286494
>access the settings without having to back out of the editor

feels good to have it, but I will never financially recover from this purchase

>>538286494
I wish they returned the column shift stick to Benny's custom lowriders

Post likely ways that GTA6 will be ruined shortly after coming out
>Online will let you buy ingame money
>Online will have the Oppressor MK3 (now it can tank missiles too).
>Brazilians find the developers mod menu day 1 for the PS5
>Graphical downgrade at the last minute because otherwise the PS5 explodes
>Online will have a gacha system for cars, guns, and gun skins
>Battleye 2.0 where they actually do use a bot that automatically bans you the moment it recives a cheater report, so now everyone is making it so everyone in the game gets banned for shits and giggles
>No stripclub
>Returning GTA character thats at least mildly liked dies like a bitch
>PC version gets shafted mid development because some schizo aussie woman told creditcard companies that GTA6 is illegal because you can hit women in the game.
>No private lobbies for online, you always have to be playing with some retard on the lobby.
>AI autoban for voicechat so gamer words are banned
>Gambling is disabled depending on your internets IP address

>>538336617
>>Graphical downgrade at the last minute because otherwise the PS5 explodes
Consoles are holding back gaming. But UE5 and anything past the 30 series GPUs and fake frames are also ruining PC gaming.

>>538337203
consoles are the only reason good games exist
without consoles everything would be indie unity asset flips, like what 99% of the content on Steam currently is

15m set aside for mansions lads, will it be enough

any benefits of going higher than wave 10 in surv?

>>538339880
More money, but the time spent isn't worth it.

>>538336617
>>PC version gets shafted mid development because some schizo aussie woman told creditcard companies that GTA6 is illegal because you can hit women in the game.
wat

>>538342348
have you not been following gaming news for the last two months? Some feminist activist group out of Australia called Collective Shout engaged in a harassment campaign targeting Visa and MasterCard, with the intent of annoying them into pulling payment processing support for Steam because Steam hosts games that "promote the abuse of women". Steam and a half dozen other sites panicked and took hundreds of games down from their storefronts.

>>538343120
I'm American. I don't care what Australia does lmao.

>>538290323
>destroying blacks
I'm in. I agree with the rest of your post also.

>>538336617
Considering how they massacred RDR online, good, let it all fucking rot. Rockstar itself has rotten and GTA 6 online failing would put a smile on my face. Sadly I'm aware that with how much money they are pouring (especially on marketing) it will most likely not fail but one man wish for some retribution.

>>538344242
it affected America, moron. Visa and MasterCard are American companies, and Steam is also American. they changed their policies because of Collective Shout.

>>538327092
You need to have more money or something wtf.

>>538344242
I wish we had geo flags on here.

>>538345454
I wish Australians and Brits were blacklisted from the board, although from the sounds of /pol/ and with what Rockstar's doing for age verification... they're about to be given the boot.

>>538344813
>lvl 900
>350 million
Why are you poor?
>>538339880
There's a career reward for reaching wave 16.

>>538349073
Is that the sunburned thing? I saw it pass by briefly at some point. We went to 21 and gave up because it got boring.

>>538349073
It's a trophy, but you can reach the career goals without all the trophies, so it's ultimately optional.

>>538349073
Realistically $300m would buy you pretty much everything you could want in the game.

>>538349073
That's my leftover money after buying everything I want in-game. I used to have 1.04bil

>>538367695
>I used to have 1.04bil
how the fuck

does shooting the wall alert guards in cayo?
I did kill one dude in front of the hangar at the landing strip, then longfined until the drainage tunnel, shot no one except of that last dude near the desk on the stairs and shot three times, a headshot and two bullets in the wall, when I entered the mister rubio's office the guards were alerted!?

>>538344813
>You need to have more money or something wtf.
I'm a new frog, I'm still setting up my empire, I honestly think I'm set up, I have the acid lab fully upgraded, the sub with the new acquired helicopter, and the $50.000 from the nightclub

>>538378196
they made cayo perico guards able to spot bodies a while back so you gotta be very selective about your kills

>>538338878
Is it official about the mansions or just some leak?? I maybe re install the game

>>538384130
gonfirmed for december update

>>538380923
Now you start buying active businesses to have things to do while Cayo is on cooldown.
The autoshop is a good start if you can stand Speedy Gonzales levels of racism that is the 2 muggafuggas running the place.
It's like a non-stop Krusty the clown routine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU6NKdthd4U
>>538384267
I'm still waiting for more lingerie to be goonfirmed.

>>538380923
>I'm a new frog
You silly fags with your tumblrisms.

>>538378196
I usually like to shoot the stair guy while he's still on the balcony, before I approach the stairs. It seems like the actually stair path may have invisible gaps in it that let the surrounding guards see his body through there if he lands oddly along the path.

>>538388917
being homosexual is ok
>>538389474
I watched a few guides and they hit him with the gun in the face, I'll try it next time

alternatively and on an unrelated note, I saw a r*ddit post about an autohotkey script that makes the heist glitch and be replayable infinitely, is it still working? I'm a bit of an illiterate retard and I'm afraid of catching a vac ban or something

>>538384130
I mean, a ton of info was datamined from the last update, it's more or less confirmed, just not officially.

Rumors abound with some even hinting that a fully modified/upgraded mansion could be $100m+.

I assume it'll be like the casino penthouse where there is TONS of art and other objects you can customize around the home that cost absurd $$.

>>538393860
>it'll be like the casino penthouse where there is TONS of art and other objects you can customize
Please no. The penthouse interior is bland, and the decorations are retarded. I can't bring myself to bother decorating the penthouse because it's just so fucking ugly.

>>538395356
I think it'll be like the penthouse but without needing casino chips to buy shit.

Also I imagine there will be multiple mansions to pick from with potentially more than 1 interior layout, but we'll see I guess.

>>538349073
>>538364630
>>538367695
>>538377660
I've earned well over two billion and the slut is my second character, I have (almost didn't buy every new thing don't play a lot) everything on both characters.

>>538395495
>doesnt say how

>>538395495
Does buddy still do those cover photos?

>>538396173
both characters share a bank account and I have two bunkers and two nightclubs, among other things.Also my main character is over level 1000 and I've been playing since 2013

>>538396391
My female character is almost perfect. 5'8" big ass saggy tits.

>>538396583
Here's my lv1000+ dude, It didn't save any screenshots from when I was in Serbia I guess they're on the ex-gf's PS4. All the driving she'll be doing since I got drunk and trashed her Daewoo fucking Lanos hahahahahaha. Serbia was great but fuck that cunt. She better email me those fucking screenshots.

>>538396583
Anon... the female characters have B cups at best.

>>538304213
fivem is such a mess and sometimes I can't believe the amount of money people spend on these servers just to gain access, there's some servers i'll join and don't even want to play for free yet people line up to spend hundreds monthly just to be whitelisted.
Thank god fivem has so many simps or I wouldn't even bother playing.

Also
>few weeks back rockstar anon talks about a september 2026 delay
>over the last few days all of the "insider" leakers are now talking about rockstar not being confident in may 2026
rip

>>538398438
yeah well too big can be too big

>>538336617
rockstar fucked up GTAO out the gate, they fucked up RDO out the gate and they will 100% fuck up GTA VI online out of the gate

Just hope the rumor UGC roleplay servers are actually fun, no one with a brain plays regular GTAO.

purchased a controler off aliexpress after being a gamer since 2007 (played some x360 back then tho)
can't wait to sit comfily at my desk and play with it, should be a lil week from now

GTAO "females" are universally hideous.

>>538404348
>purchased a controler off aliexpress

>>538405046
if it works, it works. It's pic related, according to internet it's quite good, and was only 23 bucks with aliexpress discounts, if it's shit I will only use it to drive around

Can you still use the Vigilante boost to launch cars or did they fix that?

>>538406384
Yes? Why would they change that? It's a fundamental part of the game's physics.

what's the reward for the first
solo cayo
duo cayo
4man cayo
cant find it on the interwebs

>>538416430
I think it's 100k each, you can check in the stats > awards menu.

>>538389789
>is it still working?
It is and don't worry using a glitch is something else than using cheatengine or something.

>>538384130
do it, you can sit in your jacuzzi. it will be fun exactly not even once

>>538402041
B ain't it, my guy.

>>538399635
There's absolutely no way that the game is finished and ready to go live in May 2026. If you believe that, then you haven't been paying attention.

>>538285525
are you sure youre not getting filtered by the insane grip?

>>538428213
My favourite cars to race are the Jester RR in street races and the Vagner back in the day in stunt races. I'd use the Emerus now. If anything I prefer the high grip. I don't know what it is with the Coureuse. Maybe it feels to rubbery

LETS FUCKING GOOO

>>538435473
Noice

>>538428213
I went home with the office yenta once and she had the grippiest box I've ever felt in my life. Thought it was going to yank the skin clean off.
So I mean, maybe, yeah.

is there a way to cheese the "lose the cops" acid delivery mission?
those fucking niggers need 5 full minutes to lose me, then when I drive to the drop off I randomly see cops in the street and get 3 stars again?????

>>538448696
>throw sticky bomb on "undercover" cop car
>go hide in tunnel
>boom
>???
>profit

>>538448696
>park vehicle in big bush
>leave vehicle
>get back inside vehicle
>you are now invisible to cops
Enjoy the game.
I should make a webbum of this.

>>538449272
I'm not understanding
>>538449007
I can lose the cops the first time if I can tank 150 of them shooting at me, but randomly in the city they see me and I get 3 stars back, after a while the shitters in the lobby start being curious about me

>>538450278
>if I can tank 150 of them shooting at me
don't go to the roof
shoot the first cop car you see and head to the subway

>>538451479
ok so basically shooting at the cops will give me the stars and start the event of "lose them and drop the acid there" I see, I will try it next time, I need to see if this bug of random ass corps in the city spotting me and giving me three stars continues, unless the anon above give us his invisible moto strategy

>>538449272
>>538450278
Not invisible to cops, but harder to spot. It's a feature imported from singleplayer that's never explained online and doesn't even display properly. Basically swapping cars or just getting out and in in a bush when the cops can't see you makes them unsure what car you're in and you can get a lot closer to them before they spot you again

>>538451479
>>538453171
No, no shoot. Sticky bomb

>>538453514
you just get out and on the bike in a bush while having the cops looking for you?

>>538456876
https://youtu.be/U7rJpFXU_jo?t=671

Are you guys really this bad at losing 3 stars?

>>538458214
just clutched Cayo again, lads

>>538404751
indeed. it's like their legs are at 125% scale relative to their torso. they have this silly old lady jog/run animation and they always have a really prominent underbite no matter how you edit their face. really awful skin, too. can't wear shorts or short sleeve shirts because their elbow and knee skin makes them look like they're 60.

Do you think Rockstar will learn to not make ground combat completely dominated by ADADADADADAD sniper dancing again?

>>538469734
how do you stop it? especially without turning it into CoD quickscoping?

>>538471796
With incredibly clunky movement.

>>538472179
brilliant. and let's set it in the Old West, and make it so you have to sleep and eat three meals every day too or your health will drain faster
it'll sell millions

>>538472419
Sniper rifles still dominate in Red Dead though.

>>538473761
any game with snipers is ultimately going to devolve into sniper warfare. range beats everything, because it doesn't matter how powerful your gun is if it can't hit your opponent.
the real issue is games tend to treat snipers as superweapons, rather than simply accuratised versions of normal rifles generally firing the same bullet as a regular rifle. They make assault rifles tickle opponents and sniper rifles 1hkos. and upstream from this, video games inherently don't take into account the biomechanical components of actually aiming and firing a gun; you don't have to account for micromovements in your arm muscles when holding a gun, or the need to perfectly align your eye with the sights, or needing to maintain a steady hand under fire. in a video game, the gun is as accurate as your mouse. And there's no way to change this without making it feel like you're robbing control from the player.

maybe remove 'sniper rifle' as a dedicated class of weapon, and simply allow players to put scopes on any rifle with some being more accurate at range than others. I dunno. buy a Remington 700 or Barrett fiddycal and use it like any other rifle in-game, or pop a scope on it and snipe with it.

What's been your most disappointing DLC car? Mine's the Ruiner ZZ-8. What a let down

>>538469734
Has any shooter ever overcome this? I remember Halo having this issue years ago.

>>538475940
shoulda modded Tbh.

>>538477383
Patriot MilSpec
I love Humvees and H1s and that thing is a tremendous insult to the H1.

>>538477383
>Decide that Nightshark doesn't get enough use, so pull it out during mission.
>Drives quick and looks very tacti-cool.
>The windows, they do nothing.
>Have to actually put in effort, like if I was in any random stolen car off the streets.
And this is why it's best to abuse the Armored Kurama.

>>538477383
>New DLC
>Here's another fucking Baller that's identical to the 6 other Ballers, enjoy!

TEN

The truth is Rockstar mission design fucking sucks and they haven't the faintest fucking idea how to make use of the fantastic world maps they're given.

>>538499482
been playing for a few weeks while playing other stuff on the side, some missions and things in the game feels they are artificially made to make you lose time

>>538499684
I'm playing through content I skipped in both GTAO and RDO and 90% of missions are fucking abysmal dogshit. It's like any time you engage with the games in the way R* wants you to it's just fucking miserable.

I'm doing the missions with the annoying juggalo type faggots right now and it's literally just mowing down hundreds of mindless goons for what feels like forever. Apparently not one person at Rockstar has ever heard the phrase "less is more".

>3 garbage trucks for cash delivery
>all 3 get blown up within the same minute
honestly impressive

>>538499834
I'm 100% certain being annoying is the point of most missions. You're supposed to say "fuck it", quit the grind and just shell out your money for shark cards so you can start playing the real game - flexing your expensive toys in freemode.

What's your favourite brand to put on your cars? I'm very fond of Dusche Gold

>>538499684
the only things that suck in missions is the dialogue that you can't skip or turn its volume down
after the first time you should get the option to just skip it all, also the fact that 100% of dialogue in this game comes through that tin can phone call voice effect is infuriating to me
hopefully 6 uses AI voices so they don't feel the need to force me to hear dialogue

>>538477383
The F1 cars.
>dog slow
>evaporates in a single touch
It's still cool that different spoilers have different effects and that it has ridiculous grip and their races have custom tires and tire wear and pit stopping, but racing them with GTA players just isn't fun.
>>538499482
The mission design is bad because the only way to interact with the world is with a gun and R* placed prompts.
At least RDR has tracking and ropes and to give some variety.
GTA needs to become like Deus Ex, where you can interact a lot more with the world.
I guess just imagine the opposite, imagine if Deus Ex only had guns and the only things you could interact with were the solution.
On GTA if you see keypad on the wall that you can interact you know that it will do what you need, even if you don't know what you need to do. So every mission is "drive here, kill guys, find the solution, drive away"

>>538514040
Atomic, or Sprunk. Sadly the race cars I like don't all have the same livery options so I can't fully dedicate to one sponsor.

>>538514040
PRB

>>538515601
I solved this problem by turning half my collection into race cars so it was never going to be all one sponsor. I also have a soft spot for the Arrow Gasoline liveries

>>538516032
I'm thinking of just getting rid of any dedicated race cars I have. I don't ever do races and I never drive race cars on the street because it looks dumb. They just fill garages. I'll wait to see what kind of garage space with get with the mansions before I do anything drastic, though.

>>538516436
>I never drive race cars on the street because it looks dumb
I think I agree with things like the open wheelers and pic related. But I don't think it's as jarring with rally cars and certain sport classics

>>538516436
>because it looks dumb
We clearly have different ways of playing video games.

Isn't the POINT to have your shit be as batshit crazy and retarded as possible?

That's why all my cars have obnoxious paint schemes, colored headlights, neon underglow, the largest most absurd aero pieces I can fit on the vehicles, etc.

Maybe i'm the weird one, but I don't see the point in driving "normal" cars in GTAO.

>>538517126
>Isn't the POINT
no, you have agency and can have your own opinion

>>538517126
The point is doing whatever you want, anon
There's no right or wrong here

>>538515158
the race cars need hsw

>>538477383
Jester Classic and ZR350. The Jester really is just a hackjob and was basically dead on arival with all the shitty advanced handling flags Rockstar deemed necessary for some reason. The ZR350 not being competitive against other tuner cars just hurts me because it's my childhood hero car.

People will be so disappointed with the mansion DLC when they find out it's just another iteration of an apartment.

>>538522714
But that's exactly what I'm expecting

>>538522784
Maybe with an added master terminal

>>538522714
I'm expecting some room layout customization and decorations like the casino penthouse (but not locked behind chips).

what's the mansion dlc?

>>538523318
What does it sound like it would be from context?

Go ahead, take a guess.

>>538523318
new ubermacht vehicle

>>538523538
surely a new car

>>538523538
is it a beachside mansion that you can buy?

>>538522973
and yet another gun workshop for $200k, of course
what i'd really like to see is some kind of npc mercenary system that unlocks with the mansion, where they can join you as a player slot for old heists and stuff that requires two+ people
i'm only saying this because i think it would be good for the end of the game era for gtao, it's not like the population has really dwindled much but it will once 6 is out, and making old content accessible without the need for player parties would be cool
it's what FFXI did with their Trust npc thing back when their mmo died so you could still experience all the content while "solo"

>>538528389
Might even give you a shooting range in your basement like the bunker.

It's going to be sad if the Mansions can't be owned, and it's just some missions that happen inside mansions.

>>538534075
>>538534227
no one cares about your misuse of an apostrophe.

>cant get rid of my crowbar and hammer in my weapon locker room thing
let me guess, I have to buy them and then I can?

>>538540094
>getting rid of melee weapons
why?

Can you sell businesses if you dont like them? I wanna try a bunch but my ocd is preventing me to make the choice if I'm stuck with it

>>538544753
No

>>538544753
No, you can't sell any property (this includes the yatch and submarine). You can at most change their location.

>>538545136
>the yatch
isnt it officially the most useless shit you can buy ingame

>>538517126
>Isn't the POINT to have your shit be as batshit crazy and retarded as possible
Being ugly and stupid on purpose is the worst meme of our times.

>>538528389
I was thinking something similar. The mansion should be your castle, your ultimate Bond villain evil lair, so it has to come with a goon squad. One good functionality would be sending them to do mundane freemode tasks like the car wash heat missions or night club popularity work.

>>538547618
any chances of rockstars letting us have fun for the last few months of gta 5 online, like allowing us to earn absurd amount of money, reducing prices, etc.?

>>538548147
No.

jannies tongue my anus

>>538550483
Did you get a warning for the racism?

>>538552316
they deleted my post ranting about rape apes

>>538553284
Well when it's an all caps rant about "N-word monkey rapists" on a blue board it doesn't exactly shock me.

You can say nigger without problem, it's when you use it in an obviously overtly racist context where you'll get warned and your post deleted.

No overt racism outside of /b/ (and /pol/)

>>538528389
That would be nice, also a pool table. hope they add that shit back in VI along with bowling alleys

>>538544753
Just go for the most profitable thing and you won't regret it. It's not like you're missing out on some crazy missions no matter what you buy. GTAO is always the same half dozen mechanics shuffled.

The only thing I personally kinda regret buying was the bail office but at least it gave me 2 additional parking slots.

>>538554970
>pool and bowling
Yeah those were way better than fucking tennis and yoga. They really misunderstood the complains about CUZZAN LETZ GO BOWLANG

>>538556970
Any property that gives me more garage space is money well spent. It really grinds my fucking gears how much garage space is wasted.

>Special Vehicle Warehouse made completely pointless by the very next update, left to rot
>Wasted Cerberus-only slots in the Arena garages
>No parking space in any of the Money Front business
>Two whole garages dedicated just to the Terrorbyte, so whichever one isn't being used is wasted
>NPC parking spaces in the Agency, and they aren't even grouped together on one floor so it fucks with your sorting
etc, etc

Pisses me off.