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Where's the cucky that was seething about modded money? I want him to know that I modded another 20m in through the casino about six weeks ago. I still haven't been caught.
Is he too busy "grinding", working for Rockstar for free?

>>537842047
faggot

>>537820953 (OP)
>Gold Edition
Au kidding me?

>>537842707
Why are you gae?

How much should I invest in my second character? I made one a few weeks ago and haven't turned much profit yet despite doing the First and Last Dose missions, since I also upgraded my Nightclub delivery trucks, bought a spawn point for my bunker, etc. I still don't even have a Kosatka.

I also didn't realize that a lot of first-timer bonuses are per account rather than per character. Which means no Maude's stone hatchet missions, no treasure hunt, no serial killer hunt, no Cluckin' Bell first time bonus, etc.

>>537863380
I started with Nightclub, got the agency, got MC, bought car wash on sale, kosatka on sale, office on sale, acis lab, and thats it for now
I figure I'll buy the MC businesses on sale and lean into some passive income later but I guess it depends on how invested you are; I have everything except Maude on my main character and the one other advantage of having two is no cooldown for repeating Cayo I guess
Otherwise I just use the other character for some other cars I dont own on the other and to look different

>>537845380
All your covers are golden, anon

I wish we had more Benny's cars :(

>>537863380
>How much should I invest in my second character?
Whatever's on sale and whatever you feel like doing again as a little baby

>>537821709
time for shenanigans

https://youtube.com/shorts/iJcdDy5ZcYk
Is it just me or does this bitch look like Lucia if obese

I'm back after YEARS, I did choose to start anew purposedly, I did pick up the nightclub for my first career thingy, and did set it up fully, I visit it from time to time to drive the vip home and get max pop

what should I aim next, mc club for the nightclub provision thingy? which mc club location and what thingies inside of it, a friend told me the counterfeint cash is trash?
I farmed cayo back then, and was pulling my ethernet cord at the end of the heist to keep the set up missions done, is it still a thing or did they patch it?

>>537875156
best set for NC warehouse is: bunker; coke; meth; cash; hanger OR crate warehouse
NEVER buy the Mule
cal. 50 on Speedo is better than minigun
don't install turrets on the Pounder due to higher height that won't allow you to go under bridges, tunnel, underpasses
Replay glitch is still a thing but they somehow "patched" Cayo to make the window for the trick very tight so the outcome will be uncertain

>>537845380
>send me an angel
>>537866095
awesome
>>537868867
neat, too bad most of the times i've used mine people shoot it on sight

>>537878875
does it matter where I get the mc clubhouse? do I actively need to go there to do cocaine or meth stuff?
if I buy the clubhouse and unlock the meth lab and coke thingy it's mainly for the passive income in the nightclub

>>537880608
The murals in the clubhouse differ in Blaine County versus clubhouses in the city
Just set up the businesses once and the Nightclub will do the rest. If you'd like you can then also do the business sales seperately. I just keep mine full so the stash house always fills up my bunker

GABRIEL you've gone too far
GABRIEL you've gone too far and you should
hang your head in shame

>>537881214
>I just keep mine full so the stash house always fills up my bunker
wdym here, having your mc full of drug supply? dont you get raided often?
my plan is to not do any mc stuff at all too, passively cash in the 50k from the nightclub and the passive research from the lil crew members in the nightclub and sell my goods when I need a quick buck desu, my plan is to have ok passive money when I either grind heists or fuck around with my friend

>>537881513
You only get raided if you're a MC president, which I never do

2 questions:
Can any of you contact rockstar support? Im trying to contact them about not being able to migrate to enhanced but anytime i try to submit my ticket is states "Submission error: Sorry, we ran into a problem submitting your ticket. Please try resubmitting."
Which leads me to my next question: Did any of you figure any way out to migrate from legacy to enhanced despite your account "not being eligable to migration right now"?

>>537890293
You shouldn't have modded. I migrated my account three months ago because I was tired of playing with thirdies like you.

>>537881731
should I bother with the acid lab in your opinion?
should I buy all the coke upgrades in the clubhouse or is it useless since I will be piloting it from the nightclub only?
what should I do with the first millions, submarine into cayo? can I realistically do the set ups rapidly without the flying bike or the sparrow?

>>537891348
Don't run any MC businesses. Just do acing lab, bunker, nightclub, salvage yard, hangar if you really like flying. Businesses like the car wash and helitours are worthless.

>>537892153
>Businesses like the car wash are worthless
only because you don't own any other businesses

I make $300k every 10 hours passively from the car wash.

Similarly, owning the MC businesses for the nightclub, but not bothering to actually do the MC business sales is just leaving money on the table. Unless you just enjoy NOT doing missions when you play, there is always going to be downtime between cooldowns for other activities where you could be doing a coke sale or similar and make millions over a few weeks.

All of my MC businesses have earned $20-30M and I don't even grind them that hard, I just hit them up when i'm waiting for my other properties to need attention.

If you're just too lazy to do a 20-30 minute sell mission every few days, then I can't really help you.

>>537890293
booba

>>537891348
Absolutely get the acid lab and the upgrades.
I think there's a Buzzard you can use if you have the office but I never used that. I use my Sparrow for everything. Totally worth it.
>>537893068
This is it for me, I do not enjoy the biker missions and the payout is too low for me to care about it. I'd rather do something like the priority file or the Union Depository mission from the Autoshop. But really I do in fact enjoy doing nothing in this game

>>537893068
>owning the MC businesses for the nightclub, but not bothering to actually do the MC business sales is just leaving money on the table
They're too slow. If you're grinding it's worth focusing on more efficient money. If you're not grinding then you don't need money. So the only real reason to do them is if you really like RPing as mansex enthusiasts or if you're terminally bored and want a slightly different variation of the generic delivery missions every other business offers.

>>537892153
>Businesses like the car wash and helitours are worthless.
I have no mc businesses and I still pull 20k from the car wash
add that to the nightclub and thats around 85k for existing in the game for an hour
passive income is slept on
the agency safe is nice too but thats a grind I'm not doing a second time

>>537894629
It's almost entirely passive, though. Why does it matter if it's slow? The time investment is almost nothing.


Call in terrorbyte, pay for supplies for all businesses, if one is full, do a sale, if not continue on with your other interests.

Between nightclub, bunker, acid lab, and MC businesses, there is STILL plenty of downtime to run missions if I want to grind further.

>>537895080
There's always something better to do, like a quick I/E sale for 80k.

>>537895460
Again, how?

Once the business IS full, you can just leave it until you're ready to sell.

How are you going to out-earn a $400-500k sale in less than the time it takes to make the sale?

Again, the actual time it takes to go from empty to full is irrelevant since it's basically fully passive and you can spend that time doing other missions and shit.


Again, unless you're just allergic to doing sale missions, what you're saying makes zero sense.

>>537895640
Too slow.

>>537895735
lol whatever you say kiddo, I think you just can't do basic math.

>>537895828
Why are you still poor then?

>>537895897
lol

And this is after blowing a few million on vehicles this week.

>>537895460
>There's always something better to do, like a quick I/E sale for 80k.
Which has a 20-minute cooldown, so it's not like you can spam those back to back. Not to mention sourcing vehicles takes time as well.

>>537896018
Post the totals boy.

>>537896680
Look i might've agreed with you when Post-op vans were still in the rotation, but with them gone? The MC businesses are much more viable these days.

>>537897227
Nah still too slow.

>Still can't play online since the anticheat doesn't work on Linux
I'm free

>>537897813
While there are often better time investments, the effort required for them is generally quite high.
Cayo for example, yes it'll be the highest return for your time, but it's going to require a decent bit of paying attention and concentration to do it quickly and efficiently.
With MC sales I can do them when i want, I can leave them for days/weeks and they'll still be there full and waiting for me when i want to do the sale, and I can do most of the sale missions on autopilot while I watch anime/TV/youtube on my 2nd monitor.

Feel free to keep doing what you're doing, but I probably earn more than you, while putting in less effort, even if I might spend a bit more time to do it.

>>537898010
I'm the clueless anon starting from 0 again, so it's viable to buy the coke lab without any upgrades, at the most dumb place possible, and then ignore it totally and pilot my crew members from the nightclub? I ONLY care about the passive incomes from the nightclub while I do my little things, I know that coco perico shit is the best if you play actively, but I wanna generate money when I'm fist fighting outside or drifting in los santos for 3hours straight

>>537866095
>>537878875
Au that's sweet, thanks.
>>537868867
What the hell are they wearing?!?
>>537875156
Starting from scratch I'd just buy whatever comes on sale, eventually you wanna have everything anyway and what's on sale is usually what also pays 2x for the week.

>>537898432
Yes, if you only care about the passive income, just buy it with no upgrades at the cheapest location, do the setup mission, then never become an MC president so it doesn't get raided.

>>537898010
Lazy.

>>537898605
Yes, 100%.

I thought the point was to lazily earn hundreds of millions with minimal effort.

>>537895460
>like a quick I/E sale for 80k.
and the passive money builds while you do that
????

>>537898493
Oh I should say, except for the office warehouse.
I hate how it fills the office with trash and that Rockstar thinks you should own 5 and fill it with 555 supplies that you have to buy is just an affront to me.
I know GTA, there's no way doing 555 of anything is fun.

>>537898860
Right?

I'm not saying he has to grind MC sales 24/7, but owning the business and not doing the sales seems silly to me.

But I also rarely ever do high effort content like hiests so maybe it's just my perspective that's skewed.

>>537891289
1. im not gonna make gta my second job, if i mod just to get cool vehicles and nothing else i dont know why you should be so mad about that
2. im from europe
3. youre a faggot

>>537902227
1. don't expect rockstar to reward you for cheating, no one cares if you only did it for cool cars.
2. you're also a faggot.

>>537902227
>Cheat
>Get punished
>How could this happen to meeeee~

>>537898432
Yes, in order of priority it's get nightclub -> upgrade nightclub -> buy clubhouse -> buy all MC businesses (don't touch the upgrades, they are there to give your nightclub workers something to do)-> buy office -> buy warehouse -> buy bunker -> do solo world nightclub deliveries, keep nightclub popularity at max with either missions or calls

At some point you can get the arcade too and generate some cash in there as well. They semi-regularly try to get people to actually do the shitty weapon/cargo sale missions so they do double rewards for those every once in a while. Just remember that they suck, you need at least three other people to do them if you're at max capacity, and they pay less than a single cayo run

>>537904685
>it's get nightclub -> upgrade nightclub
the 1.4mil upgrade for my workers? shouldnt I get some mc businesses first and then get the 1mil4 upgrade to get faster goods?

Time trial is 1:16:600

ffs

>>537905445
If you're going nightclub only you should upgrade the nightclub itself first, then swing by every hour or so to top off popularity and pick up your free $140k
It will take a while to save up enough to do the MC stuff if you're going 100% passive

>>537902629
>>537903995
thats the thing idiots, a shitton of people who didnt cheat couldnt migrate, while a shitton of people who did cheat to an obscene level(lvl 7000 with like 100 billion in the bank) could migrate just fine
so i dont get why you guys are such corporate bootlickers
well, it does kind of make sense i guess since this is /vg/

>>537905910
I have 2mil on me and the nightclub from the starter pack thingy, I have picked galaxy, the vinewood (right one), I have three upgrades to purchase, the bartender for lesser pop loss, some 1.4million upgrade for my workers idk what this do, and then security but it's unlocked somehow, if I get the 1.4 mil thing, I'll get more than 50k a day?
desu I can invest my 2mil into a coke lab without any upgrades on the cheapest mc club purchasable and then collect my money back slowly, I dont have any urgent things to buy rn, and A LOT to discover, like the acid thing, the cluckin bell mission for 500k etc

hot take:
you shouldn't be able to lock on to an unweaponized plane

being a cheating nigger is totally fighting the power wow dude

>>537906672
super hot take, no planes should be lockable when not in use as planes/helicopters rarely if ever have keys (or locks that aren't engaged from inside the cockpit).

The primary way you keep people from stealing your plane is keeping it in a locked hangar with gated security measures, and when it's at an airport before boarding/take off you're trusting the airport's security measures and that the average person doesn't know the startup procedures for a plane.

Counterfeit cash factory and the weed farm honestly became my favorite businesses after the Money Fronts update, especially since I always get free supplies thru Finders Keepers.

>>537906420
Oh yeah if you're just starting out there's a ton of stuff you can do that really isn't worth it for anything other than the experience

Nightclubs make the same amount of daily cash (50k) at max popularity whether or not you upgrade them, and the bartender and security upgrades just reduce the amount of time you have to spend taking care of it. The 1.4mil equipment upgrade is for when you have the MC businesses and want to start doing sell missions.

>>537908118
imo staff is worth it in the beginning and that's probably it

>>537906672
All non-weaponized vehicles should have lock-on jammers by default. Imani tech is a poor crutch.

>>537906925
is there a reason why youre afraid to engage with me directly nigger?

>>537904685
Terrible advice, don't listen to this retard

i don't talk to legacy thirdies

>>537905910
>swing by every hour or so to top off popularity and pick up your free $140k
You don't get 140k p/h, stop lying to him

>>537906420
passive income at nightclub ticks every 48 mins
the bartender upgrade slows your income decay so you get 50k -> 50k > 45k from 100% popularity with 5% decaying, where you'd normally get 50k -> 25k -> worse; you can start by returning drunk VIP home or throwing out drunks (better), maybe hire one other DJ so you can simply swap DJs for 10% popularity boosts if you don't like the driving VIPs which I don't.
If you make it far enough to get the MCT, you can just swap DJs anywhere through terrorbyte or through your arcade.

>>537906259
Try using a different browser to contact rockshit, but if you ineligible then that's that.

>>537910129
give better ones then

>>537911240
Not that anon but get a hangar before an arcade

>>537904685
>At some point you can get the arcade too and generate some cash in there as well.
lmao

>>537911240
You do not understand a new players pov because at best you started a second character with a shared bank account of 100 million plus and you are unaware of your ignorance.

>>537912442
what should a new player invest in then

>>537912978
Ideally as a new player you want to get to cayo as soon as humanly possible so you can afford everything else

That involves but is not limited to doing whatever you can to get the cash to buy a high-end apartment to start doing heists

>>537912978
With what money?

>>537912978
not him
nightclub package
acid lab and virtue
submarine
bunker
office

by that point you should be generating enough to pick what you want to do in the game and work towards it

>>537914094
>doing whatever you can to get the cash to buy a high-end apartment to start doing heists
ain't nobody joining your prison break
I say this as the guy who sits in your lobby spamming lobby invites for you for a few mins
green heists are dead and I do not suggest any player look at it as an avenue to earn money

>>537914094
>heists
equally terrible advice
>>537914176
is right, acid lab is a must get

Just finished talking with Miguel Madrazo at the Music Locker.
My crime empire is about to grow once more, the submarine and the acid lab are the last 2 businesses I am missing.
Los Santos is mine, and mine alone.

>>537914376
>acid lab is a must get
The way he worded it is going to have the newbie BUY the thing.

>>537914616
Get a load of the big man in the little city lmao

>>537914689
yeah, well, don't do that

>>537914338
The real powerlevel strat is just doing Cayo with a very, very patient player willing to help you.

My actual path was very, uh, esoteric
First I robbed every convenience store and did the collectibles to get the gold revolver, then I started regularly stealing and selling modded trucks from the RV sales parking lot in front of the custom car place in the middle of the map.

In between car respawns I gambled my first million on horse races at the casino and started out as a MC prez with the coke biz. Found out pretty quickly no one does MC missions, tried heists with no luck, gambled my next 2 million on horses and bought a CEO office and car warehouse, and barely made any cash doing car thefts. Gambled another million and tried a bunker, then realized deliveries suck just as bad as the MC's. Gambled another million, bought a sub for Cayo and the rest was history

>>537914689
well dont you get the 6x6 for free and enough cash from the npcs to almost fund it fully?

>>537919534
It's also on warstock before you get to that point.

>>537878875
>too bad most of the times i've used mine people shoot it on sight
I only attack if they start it

>>537920781
kek

>>537920781
or if they have a bounty

These twitch drops are getting stupid
>8 hours of gta rp for a mil and outfit

>>537905712
Sanchez with as many offroad shortcuts as possible maybe? I launched over the hill instead of taking a right with the GPS near the finish marker
I finished using BF400 with 1:15.882 which is still probably not fair since it has offroad traction loss 0

>>537921659
I mean i did it the very next run with a 1:14 something, just annoyed that i missed it by 0.008 seconds


Was also using the BF400.

>>537921520
it's a mil and a lil jacket for havin a stream in 240p with the mozilla tab muted for 8hours, it cost nothing

Is there any good reason to play enhanced? Because nobody plays this shit

>>537924864
>Because nobody plays this shit
is that true? I rerolled on it because I knew people playing it and I wanted to play without thirdworld subhumans glitching and kicking everyone
on top of that performances are way better, idk if it's deader than legacy I'm ngl. Hoping I can transfer my enhanced dude in legacy if it's really the case

>>537921773
Nice
I always psyche myself out about not being able to port back when or if I fail
Wish you could do so on failed runs

>>537924864
Then why is almost every lobby I join filled with ceos/MC presidents?

Maybe it's regional, but I'm east coast US and lobbies are always filled in enhanced.

>>537914176
>virtue
what's this?

>>537926583
Ocelot Virtue

>>537926583
Electric supercar with pretty insane armor upgrades, you get it for free at thr end of the last dose missions

>>537914176
So nothing to boost the nightclub basement research thing outside of the bunker?

>>537928185
Basement goods are generated by all the businesses (all MC businesses, CEO goods warehouse and bunker). But the rate is determined by the nightclub and not the business. You can use the smallest CEO warehouse and leave the bunker completely unupgraded

>>537928185
eventually on a mc sale week
I still havent bothered to get any on my second character and just do small 400kish sales every 2 weeks
id say mc would still be at the end of that list and fall into the "be free my child" territory

>>537925435
quality of life improvements in MY GTAO? Nah senpai, we don't do that.

10

where does one claim the money after watching tw*tch content? I did claim in there but nothing ingame

fuck niggers

watch your profamity

>>537902227
Exactly what I said: you're a thirdie. You've cheated, and Rockstar is barring you from entering into Enhanced because it's not for people like you.

I just tried to use a vending machine but every time I pushed a button, a soda wouldn't come out. I gave up so I tried walking away and move one, but after turning my back, the vending machine opened and a loli came out and stabbed me.

>>537950124
dont tell me what to do

god I wish character creators let you just walk around a little room to see what your character actually looks like without the extremely flattering and never-to-be-replicated three point lighting
every time I make someone it looks nothing like I intended and I have to responsively tweak it, thank god I use a menu anyways for infinite changes... it's not even restricted to rockstar titles, tons of games do that and I hate it

>>537906967
I feel like it would be trivial for some criminal dickhead business mogul to retrofit all his planes with actual locks, seeing as he spends all his time fighting in an open warzone, but they would surely come with locks anyways
you have to go off the logic of the setting and not IRL, it's like idiocracy in GTA, all the listings for weaponized vehicles gleefully talk about gunning down protestors and surviving the zombie apocalypse in them - they're going to put locks on it

>>537955897
pranked

hmmm...

Finding a good posse is a pain in the ass. (a different) Granny here took us on some bounties and then started Valentine defense, at which point she started clumsily fumbling with a mod menu and the muscle bailed. Everybody does one or two bounty board missions and then disbands. Even if I find a good group, they aren't all consistently on at the same time again. The outlaw's life is one of intermittent and fleeting connection.

>>537967430
Bruh no one cares. This is a GTA thread.

Where is that fucking idiot that said launching singleplayer and then going into Online is faster? I just timed it and it was one minute slower to load singleplayer first.

>>537969432
I'm right here bitch, post your times, I did.

>>537967964
fine bitch die on page 10 because of gacha

>>537967430
Even after the GTAO shitters left, everyone in RDO is a fashion nightmare.

>>537969432
Did you join a public lobby because when people say that they're talking about private lobbies.

>>537969432
>>537969989
>>537973331
Yeah, I specifically stated in my post that I timed it to a public lobby directly vs single player + invite only, not single player + public lobby. >>537676749

>>537972513
I hate how the wardrobe system works on RDO, if you lose your hat the game goes "WOAH! WHERE DID OUTFIT COME FROM? BETTER ERASE THE ONE YOU WERE WEARING AND MAKE A CUSTOM ONE JUST FOR IT"
and just like that, you gotta go back to the stupid camp to fix your outfit again.
For that reason I always stuck with just the pre-made outfits, those always work.

>>537981306
I have 3 outfits, and I keep them on my horse.
The outfit I normally wear, which is as near to naked as the game will let me.
The outfit I wear for snow, which is not as naked.
The colorful outfit with the big hat, that I hardly ever wear.

>>537981306
it also blends hats into outfits and saves them there if you put one on while wearing the outfit, it's pretty annoying but at least the horse is a useful player hub and lets you change or swap hats from essentially anywhere
from the VI leaks it seems like your vehicle is going to be like your horse in RDR2 and hold all your gear: medical trauma packs, police scanner, guns, outfits and so on... if anything the leaks gave me more hype because it shows they're going in the right direction and slapping RDR2's immersive sim elements into GTA while scaling up the content

>>537955897
Well no wonder it wasn't working. I wonder how she got in there

>>537969432
I told you

>>537969989
From the main menu it took me less than a minute to load into a full public lobby (I spent a few seconds trying to get to my phone stopwatch but it still only said 38 when I loaded in). I worry about you

do players grief acid lab deliveries on enhanced pc?
I dont have the ceo thing for the ghost operation

>>537993762
Sometimes. Check the map when you join the session. You can usually gauge if it's a peaceful lobby or not

>>537981306
Yeah that is a real pissoff.

you cant unlock the kosatka without owning a ceo or mc club?
I'm just owning a nightclub and I cant access the vip room of the lil faggot that unlocks the sub

>>538001172
ok nvm I had to leave and re enter, but why the FUCK is the sparrow that expensive?
is it really worth 1.8mil, you can see my cash on the top right

>>538001853
>>538001172
forgot pic like a retard, I can buy a nude sub, run a cayo or two and get the sparrow later?
How cancer is it to not have it for the set up missions
I planned to do the replay glitch but those jews at rockstar put a 4hours cd when you run cayo alone (they fucking know)

>>538001983
>miniature helicopter
That shit's bigger than the Buzzard. Strange choice for a sub-launched heli.

>>537993762
Not as often as other businesses from my experience. You can try going for the one drop delivery mission, should make things much easier. Though I don't know how harsh the penalty for abandoning a sales mission is with the acid lab.
This is >>537999303 good advice. You can get a grip on the mood of the lobby if you wait a little bit and see what's happening. A lot of player kills is a red flag.

after careful consideration, i have concluded that trying to avoid the biker businesses raids is a pain in the ass like no other
the risk of getting silent raided is too high to not just fly there with your oppressor mk2 and carpet bomb everything

>>537983024
>From the main menu
Anon, I timed it from pressing "play" in steam.

>>538007398
Which is why everyone says to only be a CEO, not an MC president. Since you'll only get raided if you're the MC president.

>>538007398
Why are you an MC President if you don't want to be raided.

>>538008694
>>538011485
hey smart asses, you cant do the biker sell and resupply missions as CEO

>>538013101
Yeah which is why I have the terrorbyte. When you're inside the back you won't get raided, and the moment you finish a sell mission, just disband the MC and swap to CEO. With the master console upgrade in the terrorbyte you can do all the resupply/sell missions from one place.

Also doing resupply missions is generally a waste of time, unless you just have time to kill, I just buy supplies while doing other sell missions (acid lab, nightclub, bunker, other MC businesses)

Occasionally you can still get caught with a raid right after you sell and before you can disband, but it's fairly rare and with a Raiju or oppressor it's fairly simple to do the raids anyway.

>>538013893
What's the point of starting a sale from the master control terminal if you still have to drive out to the business to pick up the delivery vehicle?

>>538014858
If only you could drive the master terminal around

>>538014957
So drive the slow ass Terrorbyte to a sale instead of a fast car or just flying? Again, what's the point?

>>538015367
Start the sale when the terrorbyte is at the business
If you get the boat sale you can always summon a heli

>>538013893
>just disband the MC and swap to CEO
lol
lmao even
nta FAGGOT

>>538015483
>Start the sale when the terrorbyte is at the business
EEEEEEELLLLL OOOOOO EEEEEEELLL

>>538015483
I'm not seeing the advantage the Terrorbyte is offering here.

>>538015483
>If you get the boat sale you can always summon a heli

>>538015367
>>538014858
Lmao, you don't own any VTOL planes or helicopters?

I really don't understand how you people are this retarded.

>>538016352
>538016352
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSDDDDDDRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRERDDDEDEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>538016307
sparrow can be spawned basically anywhere, even if you're MC president.

Or just stop by an airstrip and pickup your favorite heli/VTOL plane before starting any sale missions.

>>538016415
>I really don't understand how you people are this retarded.

>>538016415
How does the Terrorbyte synergize with the aircraft?

>>538016562
and how do you obtain the Sparrow, tell me again anon

>>538016595
You're the one being so retarded that you think i'm DRIVING to do my sell missions xD

I spawn my terrorbyte, land next to it in my raiju/buzzard/conada, start a sell mission, then fly to the boats/planes/bikes/trucks and do the sale.


Who the fuck would EVER drive the terrorbyte anywhere unless you're hunting for collectables? I mean come on, I have to assume you're retarded after you posted that shit.

>>538016727
By not being poor
>>538016721
Because you can pop in, buy supplies for every business, then launch a sell mission and fly to wherever it needs you to be. When you're done with the mission, disband MC so you don't get raided, call up Mutt to resupply acid lab if it's not full already, then do a nightclub popularity mission by calling Tony, and then if you have more MC sales to do go back to the terrorbyte and start over.

With Bunker, Acid Lab, Nightclub, and MC businesses all going there is pretty much a constant flow of shit to do that just prints money.

>>538016741
>>538016956
If you're going to the business anyway why not just start the sale when you get there?

>>538017040
Because the sales don't always spawn at the business, sometimes they're boat sales or plane sales and having a helicopter/raiju will let you quickly get to those locations far faster.

With Raiju you can basically get anywhere on the map in under 3 minutes anyway so as long as you're somewhat centrally located on the map it doesn't matter what type of sell mission it spawns, you can easily get to the location and have plenty of time to complete the sale solo.

>>538016956
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

>>538019842
You don't need to tell me, I already knew you were retarded.

I bet you're running Cayo unironically for the 1000th time this year.

>>538021650
Again, without post-op vans it's nearly as profitable as Cayo, but with minimal effort.

The only thing you even need to sorta pay attention for is the truck sales when you have motorcycles shooting at you, and even those are pretty laid back.

As far as effort for $ earned, I don't see any better method.

what's the best cayo set up thingies?
just spent 10mn with the longfin trying to lose the cops then an underage brown kid came and destroy it

>>538021650
kek

>>538022981
Longfin is good if you want to stop at one of the docks to grab cocaine before entering the compound. If you just want to skip the island and go straight into the compound, the Kosatka is what you want.

>>538021807
That's cool and all but I'm still not doing them.

>>538022981
If solo you want the Longfin, if two people you want to use the kosatka to enter through the grates outside the compound, get suppressors and that's it.

>>538023468
oh well ok, I will go with the kosatka then, I just always did the longfin in the past but it's been so long I dont even remember anything just that I used the fingerprint decoder, that's it
>>538023710
this specific cayo will be done with someone, then I'll set up solo ones I'll glitch

>>538023661
Feel free, I'm just tired of retards acting like i'm somehow either putting in a TON of effort, or making no money from it, when it's the exact opposite.

It takes minimal effort with a fantastic return for the time/effort required.

>>538007398
It's relatively easy to avoid one raid
>only buy supplies
>only become MC when selling
When you add a second business you will get raided eventually because the raid timer doesn't stop when doing sales, so at some point you will finish a sale and get immediately raided on the other one.
>>538016352
How?
>>538022981
Unironically, the Longfin.
You have access to every loot spot in the island plus you can just drive to the back of the compound and get the hassle free entrance.
If you're having trouble with the cops you can just die to get rid of them.
It's also the only mission where you can do this cheeky trick to make the Longfin spawn in the street instead of having to drive inside the police compound.

I guess another good mention is the wire cutter or whatever its called, no reason to ever take the explosives after you unlock it.

>>538023786
Then just use the sewer entrance because the only reason not to always enter through the grate it's if you're again soloing and need to take loot outside to fulfill the full bag challenge.

>>538022981
That's what you get for playing on Legacy.

>>538023987
Since I went back to online for a bit and I don't have cops pulling me over for red lights I started to drive like most people drive in GTA and found myself landing perfectly inside the bus, add that one to the list of weird parking spots.

>>538023851
You're not fooling anyone.

>>538022981
you can just die. that'll lose the cops

>>538024307
>I started to drive like most people drive in GTA
Understandable.

>>538025391
kek

>>538025391
The game feels like night and day with realistic cops vs no cops at all, now I understand why having traffic laws and more reactive cops can be a pain in the ass but holy shit at least Rockstar could have put some cop car spawns or something.

>>538026484
I got that same feeling when I was running thru Mafia 1 definitive edition.
Playing the game on classic difficulty where cops care about speeding, running red lights stuff like that... and then hunting collectables on an easier difficulty so I can pay more attention to a video I was watching instead of focusing in the drive.
The game feels very different when you can drive like an ass with no regard for consequences.

>>538027057
Yeah when I was running the mod on legacy I had to pay 5K to fix my car, In online fixing my car is just a call and it's free.
It kinda sucks because like you said when there is no consequences for bad driving you kinda start to drive worse eventually because you just want to reach the objective so who cares if you crashed 10 cars on your way to the marker, rolled down 3 hills and killed 15 peds by drive-by because they get in the way of your car during a chase.
I might say that I enjoy more driving with laws because it forces me to chill and enjoy the drive instead of going speed demon on a one way road with cars going at tops 30 mph.

>>538023987
>only become MC when selling
I love this myth.

why cant I start the heist? being alone, low level with shit weapons, no armor and no snacks, no heli no flying bike is PAIN, I cannot stomach the set up missions, why the FUCK cant I start the heist

>>538028868
JESUS CHRIST

>>538028868
Anon... maybe this game is just too difficult for you?

>>538029043
You want some help lil buddy?

>>538026484
>>538027057
>>538027721
I prefer to drive half and half. Not flat out, but not stopping for red lights either. I do what I can to avoid hitting people/cars/objects unless I'm really just fucking around. The other part of the problem is GTAV's vehicle handling is super easy and by far the most forgiving in the series. I genuinely miss IV's weighty handling.

>>538029060
yeah I guess
>>538029473
I give up for now, it was 4 set up missions as a noob it was boring to stomach, I'll unlock the acid lab for now, I'm burned out, swimming to get to the sub, swimming to go on land, do 20mn missions, doing the same etc
Im BURNED OUT

>>538030589
>swimming to and from the sub
Bro, request the dinghy lmao

You really do need help.

>>538030589
Average Legacy player

>>538030589
I usually don't recommend this, but you should probably look up a tutorial on how to do Cayo.

>>538031221
more legacy players than enhanced on steam, but is there a reason to go on enhanced outside of no little niggers with menus?

>>538036809
Lack of modders is a pretty good reason

>>538036874
do they bring more harm than good, I had modded money nonstop before, I have to actually play the game now, and it suck dicks

>>538037097
Nobody is giving out modded money anymore so there's only harm to be done.

>>538036809
that's because enhanced never got off the ground lmao

>>538025391
>see this
>think I should find my tigon and start driving it again
>remember it doesn't have a jammer and can't tank missiles
>continue to drive some shitty tank that I don't even like just to survive pub sessions

>>537993762
The bike itself has unreasonably high performance and can't be locked on to, so they'd have to actually put some effort into it

>>538001853
>is it really worth 1.8mil
Yes

>>538028238
What else would you do it for? Spending 10 seconds in the terrorbyte to resupply everything?

>>538043346
Unless you swap to SP, immediately disbanding your MC as soon as you're done selling doesn't actually make you avoid raids.

I haven't registered as an MC prez in roughly 8 years.

Your reaction when in GTA6, Epsilon has taken over The Lost?

>>538047738
kifflom

>>538047738
Nothing changes.

I logged into GTA Online today and decided to go to the clothing store to buy some new protective gear. I saw there was some medieval chainmail shirt and coif for sale so I bought the full chainmail set. I went to my nightclub because I felt like delivering some stuff, but as soon as I got on the computer, a loli came out and shot me.

brothers, I did the missions for the free ocelot and dax isnt calling me
did I brick my account

>>538048940
Nah you're done if you finished the last dose anime arc, if you want to repeat first or last dose you go into the freakshop

>>538048246
My favorite Onion headline.
>>538048940
Dax doesn't give you the car.
You can find it parked near Tequila-la.

>>538049609
kek

>>538048246
But Marnie would be wearing leather.

>>538049609
>>538049598
I'm a clown I finished the first dose questline not the last dose questline

>>538046684
>waaaahhh sometimes I'll have to close the game and relaunch it with my 3rd world internet that takes 10 minutes to connect

>>538048804
>medieval chainmail shirt and coif
Where? What category?
>a loli came out and shot me
Where did she come from? Was it worse than being stabbed?

>>538053053
I accept your concession, thirdie.

Having two characters is actually good for payphone hits

brehs Assault on Cayo kinda go hard tho

Checked my stats, and they claimed that over the years my nightclub had made 20 times as much money as all my motorcycles businesses combined. And yet, the motorcycle deliveries feel like so much more work.

>destroy oppressor
>bad sport
>

>>538059658
you should instead receive $2000 every time you blow up a MKII

>>538059908
this

>>538059908
>enough money for 4 armors
wow, thanks.

>>538059908
They should make it so it deducts 500K from the owner and adds it to your bank account when he repairs it.

>the free virtue only sells for 15k dollars
rockstar hate that we make money, huh?
is it the same with the casino cars?

>>538055662
Didn't they lower the cooldown to 1 minute?

>>538063092
All of the podium cars sell for a worthless value, yeah.

>>538063829
It's still 10 minutes

>>538063092
A cars value is 60% of whatever you acquired it for

>>538063092
>casino cars?
is there a lil glitch for pc users to always get the car?

>>538063092
Of course. If you got it for free then it's not going to make you any money. The Virtue is not a bad car, though. Imani tech and being electric makes it a good public lobby car.

>>538066270
>being electric
qrd?


and qrd on GMs playing enhanced free lobbies?

>>538066691
Electric cars take a lot more explosives to blow up. You can survive 12 homing missiles in that Virtue. That's 6 more than in a Rhino Tank. Add the missile lock-on jammer to that and you have one of the safest vehicles in the game.

>>538066691
Probably modding

>>538059658
>someone is rolling around killing everyone
>starts shooting at you
>blow him up
>Bad Sport!
>you paid 20k for their car

>someone is driving a motorcycle and minding their own business
>hits something and falls off
>explosive sniper his motorcycle right as he gets on it again
>explodes and kills him
>...
>...
>you received 2000 for good behavior, keep it up!

>>538063092
>wow, this free car sells for nothing!
Are you retarded or something

>>538065274
Yes but the glitch is called alt+f4 if you see that it's not stopping on the car

>>538067708
it was on enhanced
>>538067362
the windshield is huge as fuck tho, I can get shot, do free lobby dudes only play with rocket launchers?
I feel safe af in the kuruma

>>538060145
that's also 20 whole big sexos for those with the wallet to see

>>538068792
I feel like most lobby retards default to apemashing stickies and RPGs on people so I've gotten away with more quick TTKs using AP pistol than I should with any of the imani electrics that I own
IIRC the Kuruma window covers don't actually guard you but I suppose they make it harder to shoot you, for bullet protection I use the duke as my pub lobby diaper and escalate accordingly

>>538064624
Oh I remember now, it was the Vincent cop car missions.
>>538066691
That's just a symbol that R* font replaces.

Just give me HSW on the normal Ignus, you cowards. I don't want that butt ugly and useless dorsal gun.

>>538068792
>I feel safe af in the kuruma
get a buffalo STX, it's bulletproof with high damage res and has bullet resistant windows (one of the few cars to have it, especially at high speed), best workhorse car for general survivability IMO
there's an electric equivalent to the STX without the resistant windows and higher damage res, but you don't ever really need to tank 30 rockets over 15 or whatever the difference is, you just need enough to buy time for you to shoot the other guy with ap pistol or run away with slick mines - the windows are more important and provide a safety net that other vehicles by and large don't have
kuruma is one hit ko for explosions so odds dictate you should've been getting murked by free roam retards with stickies or even an explosive sniper by now, but it's great for PVE. the coquette d8 (non-police) is faster with glitched full bullet resistance if it hasn't been patched, which it wasn't as of the summer update

>>537914176
>nightclub package
my first career choice, I did upgrade the staff so I get 50k 50k 45k instead of 50k 45k 25k if I'm busy doing something
I somehow have the security staff upgraded from free from the enhanced free starter path. It was free after installing the game but that shit was legit 2mil+, as a rate of 50k per tick, it will take a WHILE to be profitable

>acid lab and virtue
did all the first and last dose quests
I still need 8 more Dax phone missions for the acid lab upgrade, and collect 3 yellow parts in the wild to have it working I guess, I went in the freakshop and that tatted dude told me to get the parts outside

>submarine
bought it but didnt really play with it, I actively got annoyed at how long the set up was and I got caught a lot of times this morning for the party stealth mission thing
I hope we both can get a mil+ each, we did the fleeca job and we were disappointed to say the least lol

>bunker
>office
so next step is to get some ok weapons (I only have the special carbine with a grip, scope and large mag) and the bunker, as already said, I'm not losing much buying the cheapest, shittiest, unupgraded one, allowing my staff in the bunker to weapons, and piloting the rest from the nightclub?
do I need to unlock mk2 weapons from the bunker to apply them to my weapons or can I disregard this trash completely too?

should I get the yellow parts for the acid lab and make it start cooking some drugs in the background even if it's at a shit ratio without the upgrade, or wait the 10 dax missions and do it in one go?

how am I doing so far in my little gangster journey? (helped by 500k from twitch drops, another 500k and the jacket on their way)
another question, does the passive money from the nightclub start rolling as soon as I'm online, like in a mission, or ONLY when I'm in freemode

>>538072451
How about HSW on some older cars that actually need it?

>>538073670
I suspect that will happen after the last real DLC rolls out and they can't squeeze for new cars anymore..

>>538068792
>it was on enhanced
I don't know why you people think modding on enhanced is impossible but I can assure you that it's not
>the windshield is huge as fuck tho, I can get shot
This is an "issue" on 99% of cars so...
>I feel safe af in the kuruma
*launches one (1) homing missile at you*
*throws one (1) sticky bomb at you*

Anonymous senpai is right, buffalo stx is great for not getting shot or blown up. The free Virtue is overall better than the armored kuruma tho

>>538074594
What the fuck are you talking about? There aren't any hackers on Enhanced.

>>538073383
>should I get the yellow parts for the acid lab and make it start cooking some drugs in the background even if it's at a shit ratio without the upgrade,
yes but only using the daily stash house

>>538078029
Alright man. The other day when someone launched Executive Search and was driving a bulletproof, missile proof turbo acceleration SUV that I fired a minigun straight into the driver's face through the windshield for 5 seconds and 6 people combined couldn't take him out? Must've just been a gta+ car that I didn't know about. All the level 8000s with negative 2 billion k/d ratio? They must just be so good at deathmatches that they hit integer overflow. Everyone in the session teleporting to the same spot before someone blows them all up with an RPG? Just rockstar's quirky programming bugs haha

>>538083454
there are still unpatched god mode glitches for vehicles, you open the pause menu while driving into lcs and opening the store menu so it lags you outside or some shit
that said there are definitely menus on enhanced, they might be paying attention and actively banning the obvious ones again but they do exist and that guy stating otherwise is just false because yimv2 has been openly updated and used since like a month after enhanced launched

>>538083454
I'm starting to suspect you're Indian

>>538087754
I think that's only for a handful of vehicles, but if that was what he did it still doesn't explain an suv going 0-100 in half a second

>>537993762
Generally no, I think I've only been attacked like 7 times out of 30ish(?) sales since playing EE and only one of those instances was actually bad enough for me to find a new session; I always keep the map expanded and only sell in a fresh lobby where no one can arbitrarily hate me yet. >>538006824 has it right to gauge the mood though in some ways it's not bad to sell when people are already fixated on killing each other away from you which is likely to happen on the high risk 20+ player count lobbies anyway. Ghost org isn't available during king of the castle so maybe that's why you didn't have it. If you're in the last half of whatever deliveries you have with ghost org on cooldown, you may be able to get away with using Imani's out of sight
>>538043346
The acid bike can be locked onto but only during acid sales, but the armor value on it is much higher during sales and can withstand like 5 homing missiles
>>538006824
You lose like 5% or 10% of the product so finding new session is worth it if needed

has anyone else given up on spinning the wheel because the prizes are just so bland?

>>538106748
This week is good but the last few I didn't really care

>>538098154
>The acid bike can be locked onto but only during acid sales
Are you, like... Are you sure? I feel like I've never been able to lock on to or been locked on to while doing an acid sale. But yeah the armor is definitely enough to give you time to close out of the game before losing the whole thing if you know you can't get back to it in time or fend off your attackers

>>538106748
I got the hon hon faguette car for my second character, but I don't have an agency... Starting with the recent weaponized tampa I think I got like 3 or 4

>>538107568
>Are you, like... Are you sure?
I realize it's an edge occurrence but two of those instances of me being attacked were naturally by fly by oppressors whose missiles were definitely tracking me
Don't ask me why you can get locked on a vehicle that otherwise jams lockons outside of acid sales, ask the pajeet who coded it

>>538106748
I spin every time but hoping to land on money or chips
Even if I get the car and aell my original version there's a good chance I already gor that first one from the wheel so it sells for fuck all

So recently I bought the Opressor Mk.I because I wanted to speed up mission times. It flies, it has a boost, its great.
However it doesn't have any rockets (I thought it came with them by default) So after looking it up, finding out that I had to do bunker research to get the missiles. And on top of that I also had to buy the Mobile Operations Center in order to modify the Opressor to begin with
So I get the bunker, upgrade it, get the MOC and now after sinking in so much money I'm wondering. Are the missiles even worth it?
I'm about halfway done with the research and I don't feel like spending 225k just to get a chance at getting the missiles. So I need help deciding what to do next
Should I spend more money to get the missiles or should I buy something else? (Garment factory, Agency, any other business)

>>538120659
bro wtf is that character lmao

What's the best strat of dealing with swat zombies and panther trainers (wave 9+)?
Having decent teammates and all focus firing with minigun/Widowmaker/semi auto grenade launcher?
Knocking swat zombie helmets off with melee attacks seems to be a waste.
Special ammo also feels completely useless. Mk2 h-sniper explosive rounds fall off after wave 8 where it takes 4 rounds to a dj's head before taking them down vs 2 rpgs...
Armor piercing flechettes don't do shit, explosive slugs ditto and dragon's breath feels like trolling what's the point or am I missing something?

can you still go full afk watching the cameras in your nightclub?

>>538122502
I did everything with the Combat MG MK2, it allows you to pummel the occasional zombie that gets too close
Immediately go for panther trainers and DJs with the minigun. If there's too many in a group I run away and chuck grenades behind me till I get a decent enough gap to use the Combat MG again

10

I fucked up one of the golf assassinations and killed 4 of the pursuit helicopters which satisfies some weird escape conditions but the helicopters kept spawning and crashing around me without any pilots

do I need to pimp my acid lab or just the bike?

>>538139586
I did both just because I enjoy it

>>538120659
Yes for PVE.
Also everything in the bunker research is worth anyways, maybe you won't like some of the liveries, but they look good on aircraft and guns and military vehicles.

>>537820953 (OP)
I never paid for GTA+ but have all chameleon paints unlocked, is that normal?

>>538139586
Depends on how you want to get supplies. If you don't care, just the bike.

does the sparrow mog the mk2?
I cant see myself farm 8mil so I can farm faster right after, but it looks really easily drivable

>>538149828
chameleon is for enhanced edition

LETS FUCKING GO

>>538156241
Where we going? Is that... is that syrup? It tastes funny

pc bros that did the switch from keyboard to controller, is it comfier in the end?
I love the ability to oneshot enemies but for everything else it's horrible

>>538153764
If you're going to grind, it's hard to beat the convenience of the MK2.

If you race in a straight line across the whole map, the sparrow will outrun the MK2, but if you factor in takeoff and landing... maybe not. Having said that, if you live in your Sparrow, you will naturally git gud at it.

>>538149828
That's not all the chameleon paints, anon

>>538159824
I use my controller for driving but use KB+M for everything else
If I have to shoot while driving I use KB+M too because I like the freedom the mouse gives to look around

>>538163979
can you pick up the controller and drive and then pick up the mouse mid fight or have to press esc and then set it up?

>>538164181
On the PC version of the game, both sets of controls stay active simultaneously, as long as your power saving isn't cranked up to turn idle devices off.

>>538164181
I can steer with my controller while pressing gas and brakes with keyboard

>>538163979
When I do driving I use the controller, when I do shooting while driving, I use KB/M.

on PC both controls stay active so you can drop the controller and switch to KB/M without needing to plug/unplug anything and no need to change any settings. It's instant.

>>538163979
>>538164925
I KB/M for 99% of the time, but leave a joystick to the right of the desk to act as an analog substitute for my numpad, in case I want to use a boat or an MK2 or Deluxo.

That video that was posted a while back about vehicle quirks and shifting tricks, has me curious about what it would take to give myself some custom throttle buttons with exact percentages applied to them. But that would be on keyboard.

>>538165475
>Deluxo
Now that you mention it, I do use the controller for the Deluxo and Toreador
I can't for the life of me fly eith the controllers, though. Especially helicopters

>>538166549
I like the feeling of responsiveness i get from keyboard for planes and helicopters. Maybe mostly that I'm used to it. On a rare occasion, I might reach for the joystick if I want to carefully thread a needle while flying.

>>538167091
I enjoy the micro adjustments I can do with wasd and the numpad

>>538159824
I use the controller 99% of the time unless I need to do some serious combat or stealth. A lot of the time I'll use the mouse to shoot while still using the left stick to move.

>>538167519
Something that controller excels at, is motorcycle wheelies. I don't motorcycle around a lot, but if I want to do wheelie stuff, I can drive with wasd on the left and joystick an analog wheelie with my right. It helps with reducing that steering lock that pure keyboard wheelies get.

Anything that involves fine throttle control while driving is going to be better on a controller with analog triggers.

Doing muscle car wheelies that can last for 5+ seconds are hard to do on a controller, but are nearly impossible to reliably do with a keyboard.

For some reason ever since I switched to enhanced I can't do a burnout on controller with L2+R2, but I can do one on keyboard with W+S. Dunno what the fuck is up with that.

Anyone ever use the musket to kill players?

cayo perico survival is kino
too bad most people don't wanna play it

>>537906672
they should make the missile lock on work the same way the homing missile launcher does on the ground: need a full lock for actual tracking, otherwise the missile acts like an unguided rocket.
the fact you can spam them the instant the sound comes up is the problem.

I wish being in an MC allowed you to summon COM-controlled biker members to fill the empty positions like VP and Sgt at Arms. it's no fun RPing as a biker by yourself

>>538029946
I rarely handle the driving myself these days. if I need to go somewhere in the city I call up Ms Baker to instaspawn her limo and then have it drive me to my waypoint whilst I read manga or something. if it's out in the countryside, I call Merryweather for their heli pickup and ride that instead.

>>538068530
the bad sport/good sport thing was never implemented properly. It should've been an 'aggression' stat that goes up whenever you attack another player outside of a structured free roam mission. No direct punishment for destroying someone else's car.

>>538165020
Frank was a little kid in 1997, not 1977. he would've gotten clowned on hard for having an afro

>>538170959
Only in deathmatches.
Probably the only weapon with accurate stats because I never use it outside of when it's forced on me.

Compare that with the combat mg mk2, that no NPC can hold so the K/D becomes a hilarious 43.

Having a look at the rest of the guns, because I use some real unpopular guns they end up having a perfect KD.
The ceramic pistol, vintage pistol and the battle rifle all holding on with 0 deaths to it.
The AP pistol is suspiciously low, only 180 deaths... compared to the thousands of the AK/Shotgun/Carbine Rifle and the default pistol... which apparently doesn't have a name, pistol named pistol... don't know why I never noticed that until now.

>>538138348
My friend had that happen and recorded it, there were at least 40 that just kept spawning flying in a V pattern and most of them hit each other and exploded... One time he did one and there were like 10 intact buzzards sitting in the streets afterwards, every other corner we'd go around there'd be one sitting in front of us. Just rockstar things

>>537820953 (OP)
I get that business raids are Rockstar's way of scamming the player to push shark card sales but does that actually work? I think it makes most people hate Rockstar to the point of not giving them another dime, and using mods instead.

>>538186775
Just vestigial punishment mechanisms from the more painful early era of GTAO, though I don't think business raids would make anyone buy shark cards compared to all the other psyops in the game

>>538174348
Assault on Cayo tho

>>538191085
>compared to all the other psyops in the game
such as

>>538192323
Unmitigated PvP freeroam interactions with voice enabled for console users

>>538192479
Console isn't conducive to PVP though. J* made PC the PVP playground.

>>538192323
Biggest psyop is giving you the opportunity to buy over 400 vehicles and dozens of businesses.

how do you scope the drainage tunnel in cayo? I'm near the compound and that pavlov npc dude in my ear isnt talking about it
I didnt have the option to use the drainage thing for the first cayo run and it pissed me off

>>538197395
Use a boat (or swim for 10 minutes) where the drainage tunnel is, dive down and then it will be marked. During the scoping out mission ofc.
You can also join a new lobby/private session after you're done with your target hunting to save time. No need to drive back to the airfield and fly back to LS.

>>538198202
>You can also join a new lobby/private session after you're done with your target hunting to save time. No need to drive back to the airfield and fly back to LS.
just finished watching a video about a dude, you can port back to your submarine with the "find solo session lobby" thing and it's insane the amount of time I will save
I could have rerolled my current scoping mission since it's a shitty bearer bonds but I'll keep it just because I unlocked the drainage tunnel, and it has a lot of gold too
which weapon package has the shotgun? the big juggernaut scares me and my partner is shit I will have to do everything

>>538199694
The one with the tec9 has the auto shotgun. I always pick the one with the AP pistol to spray and never miss.
Just make you sure you buy suppressors for 5k. Some people say your guns will come suppressed regardless but it doesn't work for me and I have to buy them.

>>538201335
>the AP pistol to spray and never miss.
what's the name of the pack, I'll get it, I cant wait to be 30 or 33 and buy the ap pistol too, gods willing the weapon van thing has it tomorrow

>>538202179
>tomorrow

>>538202834
wait, isnt it a daily thing?

>>538202834
kek, the captcha i got on that post.
>>538202943
Van is weekly, resets on thursdays.

>>538202943
Weekly

>>538202179
You can see the guns in the preview pick. The AP pistol has a sniper and some shitty melee weapon.

So today I decided to do some VIP missions. I wanted to do a Haulage mission so I started it. As soon as I arrived at the trailer, a bunch of Illegal immigrants were standing there and then they all went inside the trailer as soon as they saw me arrive. I called my phantom wedge and got on. As soon as I connected with the trailer, a loli came out of the bushes and pulled me out and stabbed me and took off with the trailer.

>>538211146
only have yourself to blame
oldest trick in the book

So I grinded strength to 100% but for some fucking reason it's at around 89% now what the fuck happened?

>>538221563
Not enough pain to earn your gains.

>>538221563
Way back I tried to intentionally grind strength and got irritated at the lack of results, so I changed gears and just adopted one regular habit. Every time I stop in front of my club, I clock some dude while he isn't looking, before I walk in. I was surprised how soon I got maxed out that way.

>>538177269
no he wouldn't

>>538211146
Should've used your MOC hauler custom, much better speed and durability

>>538221563
Real answer is game didn't save when you quit. If you want to force a save you change outfits and wait for the little throbber to disappear.

>>538235317
I know this was on my 2nd character that's a reason I'm especially mad about it. I grinded again to 100 finished the mission and forced a save when I was back in a lobby. It better stick this time.

I won the podium car. Kind of disappointing that it has an electric motor. No real 'engine note'/car noises when you are driving around.

>>538237213
The electric cars are all pretty lame because they have to fit niches not occupied by the other supercars

So they have insane almost uncontrollable acceleration and stability due to the low center of mass and that's it, they hit top speed and then everyone passes you

>>538199694
I always go stealth with the rifle, and I end up only headshotting the dudes between me and the office up top for the bonus cash

I got to the point where I didn't care if I got climbing equipment or not, I was jumping off the cliff and swimming for it every time

>>538237213
HSW variant is fun because of the outrageously good handling compared to Banshee GTS and Niobe at the speed it can achieve

>>538235576
>working on strength
>inside the stripclub

>>538239512
You either get in a fistfight or play some rounds of golf, so I expect he is engaging in the time honored pastime of punching hookers

>>538239636
It's a female character, clearly they were taking pole dancing classes, very fun workout.

I'm going to play GTA (PS4) and drink wine :) I haven't been here in a long time, what's new? I went to Serbia for two months, didn't play a lot of GTA.

some things are a lot cheaper here than they are in europe though I'll tell you hwhat

testing the perico replay glitch, will report back in a hour with the result

captcha my dick jannies