You aren't sacred, nigga
You're not beyond reproach, nigga
No one feels bad for you, nigga
Shut the fuck up, nigga

You are a bitch nigga

That's literally all of you miserable ass niggas on here

Oh please, I would have you nerds quaking in fear. I've already written up the scenario in my head as an approximation of how events would unfold:

The stage is Evo.

Some filthy little loser walks up in there wearing suspenders, ugly taped up coke bottle glasses, and his hentai waifu shirt, and is like "DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY PEDOPLUS PEDOPAZZA: LOLI NAKADASHI EDITION WITH ME?!?!?"

I say yes to feign interest and make him lower his guard.

As he sits down and plugs in his little girl anime controller, I smack that bitch upside the head with the hardest and most forceful backhand known to humankind.

Young Nerdy will then look at me, cowering in fear and go "W-why did you give me an ouchie wouchie?!?!?"

And I respond calmly, yet proudly: Because your bitch ass deserved it for being a disgusting little creep.


So yeah, don't fuck with me.