In great Brazil, all children participate in a "bombom party" between the ages of 8 — 12. It is something of a rite of passage before the advent of puberty. And yes, due to the crowded nature of our streets, covered in Brazillian motorcyclists, inbred ponies, psychotic crossdressers, experimental drug addicts, and rabid curs, these "bombom parties" often take place in sewer systems beneath our wonderful cities. Perhaps King witnessed one of these events whilst in Rio or Brasilia, and implanted it inside his voice. It's actually quite healthy, I think. Really bonding experience.

*Dogs barking*

Eu sou um hacker?

*extremely loud favela music playing through blown speaker tops*
yes jajajaj Amorcrafto is now 20 years of age! feeling muito bom! mi niggro joão will be bringing some ripe and aged bunda over later, he described them as MILFs of "impossivelmente proporcion" .. muy excitada, muy excitada .. and then succeeding our bunda-plap I shall go for swim in the beautiful Atlantic .. wash the STDs off before they catch me jajaja

AMORCRAFTO: To my recoleccion, I said: 'this is what happens if you eat unwashed favela-bunda from Santa Teresa during carnival'.

amorcrafto will plap bunda up down copacabana in celebracion of his prior incarnation's birthday, and perhaps perform small meth magic incantations at secret underchurch beneath christ the redeemer foundation block. in all it will be good day in Brazil.

Now that Lovecraft has been reincarnated as a FAS gangster in a Brazilian favela, what new titillating tales of horror and madness can we expect from this promising young soul ?

His debut's working title is rumoured to be (trans.) "The Call of the Chancla." Critics remain optimistic.

Nada deve perturbar meu inglês puro - Deus salve o rei! Sou CTHULU naturalmente um nórdico - um teutão branco como giz e corpulento das florestas escandinavas ou do norte da Alemanha - um assassino furioso de Vikinga - um predador de Hengist e Horsa - um conquistador de celtas e mestiços e fundador de impérios - um filho dos trovões e dos ventos árticos, e irmão das geadas e das auroras - um bebedor de sangue de inimigos de crânios recém-colhidos - um amigo dos abutres da montanha e alimentador de abutres do litoral - uma besta loira de neves eternas e oceanos congelados - uma prece a Odin e Thor e Woden e Alfadur, o gritador estridente de Niffelheim - um camarada dos lobos e cavaleiro de pesadelos - sim - eu falo com sinceridade - pois não nasci com cabelos amarelos e olhos azuis.

— H.P Amorcrafto