If I have a choice I'm becoming an Espeon.
>Telekinesis
>Fluffy fur
>Beautiful
>Big
>Head gem
>Dazzling gleam to deal with dark types
>If someone tries to rape me I can easily break their minds and turn them into brainless slaves just smart enough to not shit themselves, eat and keep themselves clean without any direct orders.
>I can put the slaves to work making me money
The Espeon life is the good life.