>>28558102
Thats because in Freedom Land™, even though Kando™ doesnt real, the machine spirit is given enough time sitting on a stealership floor to realize - like a cat adoption, that it must CHOOSE its owner by being a cute and cuddly UwU
>please Shoom me Sempai :3
>PULL ME HARDER
>i want YOUR crotch on MY tank
>youre not a displacelet are you?
>thibk of how cool youll be, squidding on the streets and smeared on the asphalt
>I DONT WANT YOU RIDING ME <--(the 'ku is playing hard to get)
>IM A VFR, SAVE ME SHOOMERS

many things like that, bikes have said to me also

>>28463058
I don't know if it's because I'm growing up or because I've drank enough fluoride to calcify my brain, but I'm starting to like Harleys.