"Bottoms are like girls. I'm not a bottom. I am a man. But bottoms, they are like women. I am looking for a bottom. Because they are like women. I am not a bottom. But I am looking for one. I am barely even gay. Because I am not a bottom, like all of you. I am a man. But I like bottoms because they are like girls. But I hate trans. Trans aren't gay. If you disagree, you are probaly trans. Trans are straight. Like me. Except I am a man. A trans is like a woman. Like bottoms. Who are like girls. I am not trans though. I am a man. A top man. A top man who is barely gay. Thats why I talk like I just moved into a mans body for the first time a month ago and its still new to me. But I am not trans. Trans are straight. Not gay. I am gay. Sort of. I am a top. A man. Did I mention I am a man? Definitely not a trans. I hate trans. I want a bottom who acts like a girl. Like Paige. If I was with Paige, I would make her come. With my cock in him, I mean. And then I would... I would... nnggh mmmph....-
"- PAAAAIGE!! PAIGE WHERE ARE YOU?! PAAAAAAAAAAIGE!!!"
[car passes]
Every. Fucking. Night.
