Thread 150086060

India in England; Day 4 of the Oval Test.

series is 2-1 to England

scores
INDIA 224. & 396.
v ENGLAND 247. & 339/6.
England need 35 runs to win with 4 wickets in hand.

looking spicy either side could fuck this

first

YFO

gonna be a tied test

fuck india and the bhshat army

terrible swipe smithy

Starting to think that Bethlel maybe shouldn't have run down the track and mayyyyyybe learnt a basic cover drive

we're rattled

Why are thousands of British-born people in the crowd, who have lived in the UK for their entire lives, chanting
>INDIA!
>INDIA!

who will do the needful for england?

Just Baz it for 6 overs and it's over

Poms are going to choke it away, aren't they?

he might be a shit cunt but i quite like siraj honestly

>>150086113
Chris Woakes

need smith to man up and win this single handedly

5 runs and 1 wicket in the next hour then rain. Then all out after 20 balls tomorrow

Screenshot this

>>150086115
Smith and Overton are far too cowardly to Baz

Looks a bit took dark, think we call it a day and jsut try again tomorrow boys

CAM OOONNN INGERLAND, SCORE SUM FOOKIN' RUNS!!

Ignore the FUD from Indian immigrants. This is a controlled, comfortable win

woakes getting us over the line would be a total narrative victory

that bird who asked for brook's bat wasn't half fit

>>150086139
I think that was a child

Fuck off Ricky you cuck

I’m going for a wee after this over

REMINDER THAT WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY WON THIS TEST MATCH IF ROB KEY WASN'T A CORRUPT CUNT.

Crawley vs India

Matches: 5

Innings: 9

Runs: 290

Ave: 32.2

>>150086135
don't reckon India will take that too well if it happens

can't see england making it that far desu

I actually missed it. What happened to Woakes? Pull a shoulder muscle?

Here comes the umpball

>>150086185
Indians attacked him

WELL
WELL WELL

CHEATING INDIANS

>>150086185
heard they were getting rid of the triple lock and had a heart attack

>>150086185
Yeah pulled it while having a wank

bump ball check?

i dunno if it's sky's shitty cameras but that replay looked like it was very obviously raining

no conclusive evidence get yourselves on ups

>>150086185
he fell over saving a four a couple days ago

just rock and roll it thanks

Can't get behind this England team. Look at the two batsman, with the collars turned up like scruffy school boys. This is England test cricket and you should present yourself as such. If it was up to me i wouldnt even allow them to have facial hair but maybe i am quite extream. India proper gentleman, apart from the that hoodlam with the chain. India win and show the Englishman we're number one.

If he hit it was before it bounced. Can’t give it

This clearly isn't out, why did they spend so long on it?

Cameras too shitty low fps to tell kek

>>150086225
he didn't though, it clearly bounced before the bat.

clearly out

Why are England not scoring runs??

do umpires just get to send it upstairs whenever they feel like it?

>>150086234
ppl in charge of this have no idea what fps even is

ball hitting the ground only
not out

why don't they use hotspot?

>>150086224
Shouldn’t English gentlemen be growing beards now there’s a King? Or was it the other way around

What a load of shite

>>150086242
Gotta keep the game alive long enough to sell some more concessions tomorrow

>>150086242
day 5 bonus

Cricket is gay

game has been delayed for "Bat Shite" and yes the English bats are currently shite

>>150086240
The bat was past the ball where it bounced. Anyway whatever it was it’s too close to call imo

>>150086139
She was prepubescent

BAD LIGHT. GET THEM OFF.

woakes will be all healed by the morning

Could Woakes not just have his left arm amputated?

>>150086278
getting an arm transplant from Archer

fucking joke it's not the 1880s anymore just turn up the lights cunts

GIVE THE BRITISHERS SOME CURRY THEY NEED THE RUNS

YOU DO NOT REDEEM THE TEST TODAY SARR

my grandfather is a better batsman than zak Crawley

what a silly game

five Js in the team is absurd

>>150086289
Puts the batting team at a disadvantage. Curries can bowl spinners if they want to continue, but they'll have better luck tomorrow.

>>150086288
not the body part i would have from Archer

bad light, end of day, forcing spinners only, tail end, match in the balance

is there a more kino cricket situation to watch?

Is there any rain due tomorrow?

Day 5 tickets on sale for £200 btw

>>150086272
on the last side on replays they were showing I think it did hit the bat but it bounced after anyway.

>>150086318
Yeah there’s a literal storm forecast for tomorrow

>>150086318
uh oh

Are we calling this stumps?

>>150086318
probably not enough

Covering the pitch is pussy shut

Are the neutrals rooting for ENG or IND?

>>150086341
My names not stumps

>>150086341
there's a cloud moving over the ground. if that passes it might end up being good enough to play. I'm not sure what the schedule is but it's probably 6:30 or 7pm since the result is closed.

>>150086354
Everyone is rooting for England

>>150086354
Would be funny if England loses, but I don't want India to win.

gg out
pointing in
simple as

>>150086354
Anyone who doesn't want India to win and wipe those fucking smirks from the up themselves cunt england team is a bum.

Ponting looking more and more like Richard Nixon

>>150086354
England are everybody's favourite

>>150086340
those 1-2 hours in the morn will be enough

Is Ponting wearing a wig?

>>150086372
ponting†

right well i don't know what to do
should i have a beer
should i open the wine
should i keep the crickey on the telly
should i move it to the tabby and do some gaming?

bad light is just an emotion

>>150086386
As a controversialist, I would say yes.

>>150086364
>but I don't want India to win
Why?

more of a conversationalist me

hoying it down

It wet

any irredeemable cunts in?

can't even tell what weather that is at the oval rn

Is it over?

>>150086354
England but I’m happy if England lose

just emptied my load on yer da's oval

pant is such a little retard

right well that settles it
crack open a beer and open the wine
load up some far cry 6

who will be pontings support staff

break in play allows sky to repeat all the brainless wickets we've thrown away this test

They’re putting soulless luxury apartments INSIDE the historic Oval gasometer behind the ground btw

>deciding session of the series?
>too bad mate haha

>>150086421
They can play for another bong and fifteen

>>150086443
30 minute compilation of dropped catches

I am going for a posh Chinese
Then bed I guess
Toil looms

>>150086421
technically no but this rain is heavy so it's probably done.
under the schedule, they have about another hour left to actually restart play, and if that happens they can go for the final hour of play (although any more stops you can't make up the time and by that point it'll likely be too dark anyway).

>>150086455
Bank holiday over here tomorrow. I’ll be up late playing some bad vidya

>>150086455
how much do they charge per hour? we mostly get thai hookers here. not as many now that albo cracked down on fake hairdressing visa scams.

Clear blue skies and no rain here in County Durham
Plus it stays lighter for longer up here in the summer
They should host more tests here at the Durham Riverside Cricket ground. Last test here was 9 years ago against Sri Lanka

>>150086341
>>150086349
keKkkkk

>>150086421
It has scarcely begun

>Club World Cup
>Women's Euros
>The Hundred up next

What a summer this has been x

really strong smell of poo in here all of a sudden

>>150086468
>we mostly get thai hookers here
Are they good or…?

>>150086473
Sunset at 9:18pm here today

>>150086485
>>150086490

>>150086492
Quality varies heavily. About the only certainty is that Korean chicks are lazy. But they're so rare here that it's irrelevant.

>>150086490
untrustworthy fart?

why are women so stupid that they can’t wrap their heads around test cricket or even t20 and need an entire new format invented to appeal to them?

might as well shake on the draw here lads

I thought the "the hundred" meant adding an extra ten overs per day.

Mental to think that women used to read Jane Austen and play the harp in their free time.

Never should have been allowed smartphones just completely one shotted them, never stood a chance.

just wanna see one handed Woakes getting the bodyline treatment
not asking much
simple as x

>>150086513
Well, my wife likes t20 and will watch a whole match but she doesn’t like the hundred because of the ten balls thing and the franchise teams. She’ll watch test cricket sometimes if it’s interesting, she watched a lot of the third test in Jamaica and is now a massive Starc fangirl

It’s better for England if play doesn’t resume today

>why are women so stupid
testosterone makes you more intelligent and women don't have a lot of it

knock these few off with some quick runs after the heavy roller tomorrow lads simple as

absolutely broad and disgusting generalisation, of course

>>150086578
then why did the Hulkster go broke and have to work until the day he died

Someone will get hurt by a flying bat one day
Also a bowler will get killed by a straight drive in their follow through

>>150086598
merely an anecdote

will never happen
just like no one ever getting killed with a ball to the head

Stumps IMMINENT

>>150086622
mad that it hasn't happened yet
I visualise it every time disabledpreet bumrash is """bowling"""

ITS OVER

for today

>stumps

lmao

lets call is a draw lads and move on

>>150086139
>t. zachy
can’t keep his nonce tendencies ever hidden for long

stumps
and I'm busy in the morning :(

>>150086666
>John Hamilton Plumptre Lighton - Son of Rev. Sir Christopher Lighton, Baronet; struck by a return drive by a batsman - July 1872
>Arthur Earlam - Struck by a return drive by the batsman - July 1921

>>150086719
lovely catberg x

Any amateur umpires here? Reckon this might be out. Don't know, will need a few minutes to check it

>>150086741
No conclusive evidence I'm afraid.

>>150086741
bring it up on the 25fps slow mo for an hour please

Stumps declared after someone threw green dildo on the pitch.

Just made a really witty pun about the Overton window but my missus didn’t get it.

pitch will be grassy tomorrow

t. grass enthusiast

>>150086848
how I'd want to go ngl

>>150086848
serves them right for having shit taste in music

>>150086846
based ball player enthusiast iykwim haha

wasn't me and I have no idea which maiden that fat neek is referring to

>>150086741
could scientifically be out but there was no basis for overturn

>>150086848
Too many of their songs suit being used as a joke here, so i'll hold off

>>150087009
I was thinking the same except I don't know any of their songs because they're fucking shit

>>150087004
queem QUEEM haaaaAAAAHAAAAAaaa x

What's The Story Morning Glory - The Beatles (1969)

>I'M GONNA BAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
>lose Test
Why does Brook keep doing this?

I see root did another statpad. Incredible.

guess he’s not gonna live forever

>couldn't bat against the old ball
>new ball an over away

The tail is going to get cleaned up real fast

>>150087490
Smith is alright and this is his opportunity to get it done for England

Her Name Was Lola (She Was A Showgirl) has really dark lyrics.

>>150087490
They’ll get the runs in wides

>>150087167
Please refer to batters last theorem.

Hence why The Kinks wrote another song about “her”

I remember in Lethal Weapon when based Mel dislocated his shoulder to get out of the handcuffs, he popped it back in and was back to kicking arse like it was no big deal, so what exactly is Woakes moaning about? Pop that shit back in and get on with it. Your country needs you

Why don't they just stick a bat in his shoulder socket and have him bat like that?

Alternatively just have Stokes shave his shit facial hair stick a helmet on and wear Wokes shirt, no ones going to notice

How many players actually try to go play for their counties in the One-Day Cup in-between their blundred teams games?

Or are modern players so feeble that they can’t play a (slightly less than) T20 game and then a 50 over the next?

sipping tea and watching
https://youtu.be/KUciwBqzWLg

†recommended sub btw
‡there's a cat, a crow and other characters

very strong smell of poo in here

>>150089229
>>150089668
yells out
>CRICKETING TWAT

MANY such cases

whats up with that american twat? a modern take on the tripfag?

...umm..which one fella¿

>>150089759
can't you neath somewhere else¿

Sebbo is by far and a way the fattest neek on /cric/

>>150090780
not him, but pretty sure that is incorrect

>>150090170
>Neath, Wales
GOTTEM
O
N
E

10 bongs 30 bings

>>150092047
no but steven earl grey iykwim haha

>>150092202
That reminds me I’ve to order some tea, loose leaf of course

Now that the series is over, India never really competed huh?

>>150092925
outshalla!!

The Oval sat in complete sunshine between 6:30pm-8pm last night. Day 5 at The Oval sold out long ago with tickets ranging between £90-£200 pounds. really makes you think.

are you guys excited for the 3 match t20i aus v SA series to be played in darwin and cairns?

Subhuman nigger should be sacked if he loses this match, terrible captain!

>>150094283
absolutely not

cricket uniforms were so much more aesthetic before names and numbers on the back and big sponsor logos on the front

>>150094414
It's just a white polo shirt and pants bro

Yh need to go back.

Reckon England are going to being aiming to get those final runs before they are bowled out.

Wont accept any cowardice from Woakes he HAS to bat

Reckon he will bat if needed. It’d make a good story him coming out and Smith getting the winning runs. It’s also a good story if India bowl them all out in the first two overs

line and length

Does it really make sense for Woakes to come out to bat if the other batsman is shite? If he is missing an arm surely all he can do is block so should have come out before Root bottled it and worked with him for a few more runs

Pressure makes diamonds

>>150094539
What makes you so sure?

if we lose this i'll post my willy

>>150094748
>ynr smacky getting a double century after missing a leg

If it gets to the point where Woakes has to bat >we will have lost anyway.

>>150094761
At least you can direct the ball and control the bat with one leg, impressive but feel like more doable than batting to score one armed

Depends. If the previous wicket falls on the last ball of the over and Smith is on strike and needs 6 runs it’ll be very interesting

Then we'll know its scripted

Reality is scripted

time is ticking /cric/

>>150094756
put me in the screencap
>>150094779
fuck i remember that post
F

If he posts his willy it was never not going to be posted and if he doesn’t post his willy it was never going to be posted

>>150094779
i posted that and i am in much worse shape now kek

>>150094756
*licks lips*

Is the Hundred back??

>>150094053
>sit in the pavilion all morning
>stops raining
>we'll take lunch now

i'm still reeling at this

>>150094053
Only way they could have redeemed the situation would have been to open the gates today

CANADA FLAGS IN

CFO

GONE GOTTEM

very nice, now let's see the Canadian national men's team

So how many wickets we losing before wrapping this up? With Woakes be a hero and bat with one arm or will he be a coward who lets us lose the match by not batting?

>>150092269
What kind of tea are you getting, lad? I only really saw Barry tea when I was travelling the south coast there. Wasn't great.

>>150094857
https://www.teaemporium.ie/
https://threespoons.ie/
Some of these,
Nepali
Taiwan Oolong
Jasmine
Moroccan
Keemun

>>150094849
NO!!!

Barry and Lyons are the two big teas here, mostly ppl just drink them from tea bags they're ok but if you want good tea you need a pot

How long will this go for tonight?

Sky is responsible for the death of cricket in this country

Half an hour from now;

Athers: Well it's down to this, India need 1 wicket to win. England need 4 runs. Chris Woakes is batting one handed, attempting to forehand the ball like Roger Federer.
Ravi Shastri: Haha look at that big fat boi

I feel sad today.

Get ready lads 5 bings

>>150094895
Correct, headquarters needs firebombing

what if
a draw?

Realistically if we threw Athers in instead of Woakes how many runs would he get?

>>150094925
A draw, with no rain
A whole day of denial bowling preventing 35 runs but failing to take 4 wickets

>>150094927
Would prefer Aggers

Zerogoose, you here m8?

>>150094909
Me too
*virtual hug*

business idea: remove the restriction on the number of fielders behind square on the leg side

>>150094929
you could be on the exact same score and get out

BAZZED

E A S Y
A
S
Y

>>150094939
Tie the scores and declare

LETS FUCKING GO
>First two balls go for 4 each
LMAO

>>150094939
That'd be a tie not a draw

>>150094876
Taiwan oolong, very nice. Good taste all round I'd say.

waheyyy great start

AYYYY LMAO

Get fucking bazed

risky stuff

>>150094953
i dont understand

India isn't a top team these days
Convincingly beaten recently by Australia, New Zealand and soon to be England

>>150094961
If both sides finish with the same amount of runs it's a tie.
If the match runs out of time and isn't completed it's a draw

>nervously wafting at the ball

smith is shitting his pants isn't he

Would tickets have been discounted for today given that the result is highly likely to be determined in the first session?

gottem?

GONE GOT HIM FUCK OFF

Oooooo lawd here we go

absolute state of this massive chokes vs chokes

SAKE

for FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS sake lads

Idiot

Fucks sake they’re going to bottle this

Anyone got a stream?

this would be a hilarious bottling

>>150094986
Only cowards walk

No way we're going to reclaim the narrative from here.

brainless

??? lmao

>>150094974
Confirmed

this is great

JUST DROPPED THE ATT UNIRONCIALLY

RAIN
A
I
N

lol woakes will really have to come out with one arm at some point won't he

>>150094994
English Test Narrative was lost when they moved International series back to make room for The Hundred(tm)

>rain

get the fuck off now - its dangerous

Well, one anon did say that Atkinson would sore the winning runs. I didnt believe him at the time.

should have got that one

FUCK ME
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they're gonna stop for rain and edge us aren't they

these poos are deafening

vintage england

>you know SIraj is going to bowl outswingers outside off stump
>dangle bat and get a nick
I think Smith might be a fucking retard lads

DROPPED THE GILL-FISH TROPHY

Jos Buttler would have hit a massive 6 and been bowled by now

>>150095021
Yes

>>150095022
kek

England in complete control here

>plays and misses the same shot they're trying to get you to play twice
>heh heh, they'll never see this coming *takes 2 steps forward and plays the same shot again*

>tailenders
>can't bowl
>can't bat

Is Prasidh Krishna related to Harry Krishna?

India have spiritually won the series 4-1

it's over

>>150095033
No but Steven May

>>150095033
No, he’s related to Stephen Krishna

Not the Carse-Deep trophy...

GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YOUR INNINGS IS OVERTON

Would like the winning run to come from a no ball please, a contentious no ball

>NO
>RUN
How are these professional crickets?

just hang you bat out to the side and casually wave it at the ball again lad

feeling a bit anxious haha

incredibly dangerous conditions out there wet and dark, should get inside asap before someone gets hurt

>>150095043
Need the one armed man out for maximum kino

>>150095033
No, but he is related to the football player Roy Krishna.

>>150095033
yer a khrishna harry
>>150095049
that's what she said

Good shot

THREE

>>150095049
any knifemen hanging about?

GONE

FUCK OFF

fuck sakes stop doing that

buzz it

Yeah just swipe at everything lads, that will get the runs

Business Idea:
Full time battingpeople don't get out for fuck all when they have a few runs left to chase

Test cricket in England is so great

waftball

GOTTEM
OUT
8 DOWN

>>150095072
all brook's fault if we lose btw

>Only need ~37 runs with 3 wickets in hand
>All this tension
We can do away with nonsense of ODIs and T20s. A 4-40 style match (4 batsmen, 40 runs required) would be a kino format and a lot easier viewing experience.

OH FUCK

>Overton
>Doesn't score a ton an over

really pisses me off

LMFAO

>>150095078
I blame duckett more, completely set and just deciding to play a reverse before the ball was even bowled.

GONE ABSOLUTELY PLUMB
FUCK OFF AND WALK CUNT

england batters

Just leave it you spastics there's a full day of play to get this from

UMPS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rig it

WHAT THJE FUCK

OUT

>stream is a two balls behind
>gottem posting
goddam

umpires fucking call
>>150095078
He should have done better in the first innigns instead of being the last man out playing retarded shots

Looks plum

Plum

Well this is all over then

NOT YET THEY HAVEN'T

It's over

getting my willy prepped lads

remember the umpires rigged the game already when they gave siraj out when he knicked it, costing India dozens of runs, and then not giving an umpires call.

RIGGED

Do them for match fixing

GOTTEM

Spazzballbros....

fuck they flashed that hawk eye shot for just a second huh?
don't want to show it again?

You fucking retards, "we" and NZ did not win 3 games in our respective series for you to not win 3 of them too.

BCCI made the call

umm heavy roller bros??? why is it still nipping back a mile???

Time for a good licking.

>confirm with ultra edge
err, what's the point of that when it's obviously missed. all you can do by "confirming" is having a spike for no reason confusing it.

After all that wanking on sky and the bbc about these cunts as well fucking moron commentators

fucking moron players smith is an abject retard chasing out-swinging balls in the corridor

this is fucking GRIM

try not to nick it with the razor fella
im a little squeamish

>>150095122
kill time while the hawkeye geeks work

Of all the fucking ones to have be umpires call it was that one. Fuck

Does Siraj really want to get his 5fer bowling against an injured Woakes?

Do batsmen still get the benefit of the doubt? That was a coat of lacquer.

>>150095119
your mum wasn't available for the groundsmen

>>150095126
Our media always does it and we always choke

Sending woakes out to bat with smith is one thing, not if the other guy averages 6

ashes is clearly gonna be 5-0 or 4-0

aussies will be proper up for it this time

Tongues average is like 1 is it not?

Why both hitting boundaries just hit 1s for 20 overs

haven't seen a decision take that long since steve bucknor

I would have given that out

Woakes you madlad

Could be a run out here

>>150095129
Oh good point.
>>150095141
>Tongues average is like 1 is it not?
6 in Tests. 14 in FC.

WOAKES LMAO

Atkinson has the potential to be a proper hero here, make the selectors look like a pack of wallies by not playing him more.

>>150095131
kumar was thinking about a life in the gutter if he didn't give that one

>exposing tongue
good job retard

Who's going to stand up here and play a Pat Cummins innings?

>>150095143
IMO one of the biggest umpiring changes that have come from Hawkeye is that balls swinging down legside are given far more. In the 90's you'd never get calls like that.

>>150095141
>Tongues average is like 1 is it not?
You only say that because he physically resembles Jimmy don't you?

Fair play idea

Any runs Woakes scores is worth double

>>150095122
>spend a few years studying ventriloquism
>learn how to project the exact sound the ball makes when it nicks the bat
>never get out to LBW again

>>150095141
he can't face 20 overs without being a spastic

fuck

ofc

No fucking way

HERE WE GO

RIGGED

TV UMPIRE TO DOCTOR
WE HAVE A REVIEW FOR LBW

UN
FUCKING
BELIVEABLE
ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT ALL
ABSOLUTE STATE

Cock

AHAHAHHAHAHA WE'RE ACTUALLY BOTTLING IT IN REAL TIME

FUCKING END ME

It was going down leg lol there's no way that was out lmfao. 2 more wickets remaining.

I am overjoyed but this chokejob by England is funny.

>>150095165
Yes it was Rod Tucker who made your middle order play like a bunch of spastics.

Who retains the trophy if India win this match and the series ends in a tie?

hahahahahaha unbelievable get FUCKED

YES


MISSING

>waiting 20 seconds

FUCK YOU UMPS!!!!!!!!!!!
MISSING
CUNT

MISSING

Ah yes, the umpire who never gives LBW gives a dodgy one. Of course.

>>150095162
>make your thighpad out of wood
>put a wood lining on the edge of the pads
I'm surprised no-one has put carbon fibre or something in their gloves.

no way that was given out on field, lmao. if this is clipping 1% of leg I would be absolutely furious as a bong

>>150095174
idd lmao state of it
the guy taking half an hour to decide is grim as well

Umpires didn't want to work today, but it's their fault they are here

>>150095175
>>150095174
it is hilarious NGL. im sad but this is a classic england choke job in a great lineage of them

>>150095178
India, both previous trophies are absorbed into this one.

BASED

>LBW Shout the next ball

This is sooooo fucking fixed

based Rod Tuckers
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>>150095178
India since we won the last series 4-1.Though we can't be sure since this is the first iteration of ATT, it was called the pataudi trophy earlier

they owe us a run here

>>150095178
India but it's a drawn series not a tied series. It's only a tied series if there's still at least one result remaining

The non fat umpire looks like a chess player ngl.

Why aren't they bazzing it?

JUST BE NORMAL FOR A MINUTE GOD DAMN

>>150095205
*bazzes out*

>>150095205
based my mum

RAIN. GET THEM OFF THE FIELD. IT'S POURING DOWN

This is the beauty of test cricket lads.

>>150095205
>spazball era
>be normal

>>150095165
Tucker the Fucker
>>150095198
Think its going to be separate trophies for separate hosts

20 run over here for Atkinson

What nationality are these umpires? They both look rather swarthy.

Hate tension, let's just have a nice quiet over, maybe 1-2 runs, no drama

They're getting beaten outside when playing outside and beaten inside when playing inside

>>150095213
Greek and Maltese

>>150095165
the eternal aussie

God the atmosphere is so electric bros. Why is test cricket so fucking kino

just wish both teams could win

fucking spacks only just survived two lb shouts SHEILD TONGUE

>>150095213
fat one = pakistan
tall one = sri lanka

>>150095225
nah they got atake every run here
put the pressure on

can tongue redeem himself for giving away 20+ extras?

>>150095213
australian kek
im pretty sure they want us to choke it for the memes so are giving any marginal call as out

cant blame them

>>150095222
This is better than the wc final and my team isn't even playing

Predictions for the ashes?

just hit 18 runs lol

just hit three sixes lads

easy really

Why aren't the Barmy Army singing a song about Siraj looking like a cousin rapist?

>>150095234
>Predictions for the ashes?

>>150095234
5-0

>>150095234
cheeky whitewash with the lads

RAINNNNNN

>>150095239
3-1 to the pozzies

>>150095232
either of you losing is a win for Australia

>>150095234
it'll be a battle of who's shitter

>>150095234
You'll be scattered at the Ganges, stop worrying

>>150095250
kek

>>150095250
lmao

Siraj is tired now

>>150095250
Xd

Cannot wait to see Woakes bat

JUST HIT THE BALL

>>150095245
>>150095223

Can't cope with this, might kill myself

>>150095234
0-0 (all games washed out)

Why would you name your kid Tongue?

>>150095245
A wise old man said sometime you just need to lose to win.

'chabin bla x
heard there's criccy going on or sommit¿?

the real winner? the viewers :)

>>150095268
it's pronounced "tong"

>half an hour
>16 runs
>2 wickets lost

>>150095268
they named him josh

>>150095272
What time is it where you are

>>150095273
wtf thats me

>>150095269
You need 20 wickets

>>150095276
Prepping for The Hundred

>>150095276
>Ditch bazzball
>Can no longer chase 30 runs
Grim.

GOTTEM GONE
>>150095278
3:30am to 6:30am depending on where.

>only way you can score is with singles
>forget to run
>then over run so you can't get 2

Fucking hell lads this is awful

fuck me lads

>>150095285
fuck off cunt

The harsh truth: T20 players would have zero issues with this situation

>>150095272
fuck up fatguts

GONE

Reminder that this team doesn't even have Kohli, Rohit or Bumrah

proper cricket
>>150095287
Would have got themselves run-out at the bowlers end if they tried to go for an overthrow there.

>be me
>hard working construction worker
>watch free cric from the crane
>get fired next day because telly decided to show me for 2 seconds

>tongue
>waiting 20 seconds
>>150095290
All under 30s are t20 players

>>150095278
criccy o clock¿ x

GOSH

No chance of scoring 17 runs here. Only hope is to hold out for rain.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150095297
thats why theyre doing well
the 3 frauds have been removed

WOAKES KINO

nah
nah
nah

>>150095297
England doesn't have Stokes or Archer and does have Crawley

GONE

work just called

AHAHAHAHA

Fucked it

KRISHNA HAS A BRACE ON HIS BIRTHDAY. IT'S ALL OVER.

Does Woakes survive one ball?

WHERE IS HIS BIONIC ARM ECB

They're going to ball a short one first ball in attempt to get him to be in agony

SCENES
C
E
N
E
S

Is Chris Woke?

KINO

HARRY KRISHNA MY LAD

YOUVE DONE IT

oh boy here we fucking GO

England win the story back if Woakes scores a 4

This is ridiculous, give up you idiots

if woakes wins this lmao
gus needs to baz it

this is so cringe and pathetic. just let india win already and admit you suck and lost

thanks englel, needed a laugh to end the day

fucking hell bethell you bellend

>>150095317
He'll be at the other end since this was the last ball of the over.
All or nothing imo. Gotta go for glory.

just bowl at his body lol he can't do anything

They should bounce this cunt

>>150095321
Woke of Stokes to drop Foakes and play Woakes

First b

Why don't England just accept the handshake?

When we lose all the cazzies will be "but don't you remember how shit we were before?", doesn't excuse how fucking retarded our batspeople are

>Disabled batter coming out
KINO

>>150095321
go woakes go broke
go stokes go broke
go foakes go broke

India may have wonned teh game but England wonned are arts

A BROKEN FUCKING ARM

Bethell and Smith let their country down

any runs from this point onwards wins us the story

kino status?

ENGLAND'S FINEST

>>150095338
exactly I fucking hate those cunts so much because they are so stupid

This is the best finish to a test match I can remember since Ryan Harris bowled the saffas out on one knee eleven or so years ago

HERE'S THE FUCKIN STORY

shades of pant

._.

>>150095346
Not bethell's fault, that's a selection issue and this sort of thing kills careers.

ruh-roh innit

Englads, who let us down most in this series? Your top 3?

S C E N E S
C
E
N
E
S

India think they've won now

SO MUCH FOR THAT LONG TAIL

FUCKING RETARDS

BOUNDARY

>>150095354
peewees beating england with one run to spare a few years ago was kino
and when windies beat us in aussie

gonna laugh when he skies one right between the infield and outfield.

inb4 he gets a duck and wins KWABOTY

how did it come to this lads? where did it all go wrong?

K I N O

...lads

What went through the minds of Harry Brooks and Bethell when they threw their wickets away? All they had to do at that point was rotate the strike around.

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

This is just getting silly

GUS GUS GUS GUS

GWAN GUS

>>150095368
they have all but

BAZZED

only 2 more sixes right bros lmao

BAZBALL LIVES FOR NOW

Just had a cheeky piss inbetween overs.

hes gonna hit a 6 to win then rip the bandage off

its a fake one

2 more Gus

>>150095386
Impressive

>>150095378
fuck off jeet

>>150095387
kek

England's biggest failures this series:
Pope
Bashir
Tongue

LOL

>>150095376
the baz mist took over
he assumed direct control

>>150095387
Test Cricket would be saved* forever
* = doesn't really need saving

>>150095398
fr possession

They should take the new ball and change bowlers after this over

>>150095371
>gonna laugh when he skies one right between the infield and outfield.
kek

I'm boutta baz

Proper village this

Want to go to the loo, but just can't

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With his left arm in a sling.
Chris Woakes is coming out to bat.
He is the best and bravest of us all

BYES

mfw

so fucking smart

KEK

well done England

SEETHERAJ

this is fucking madness

>>150095413
eat some all bran

>>150095413
usually have tea or coffee at 11 but am listening to this

SCREAMING
LITERALLY SCREAMING

I'm from ten minutes in the future the match is a TIE.

>>150095430
alri county cricket lad

Honestly this could cost Woakes the rest of his career if he keeps this up.
I dislocated my shoulder back in 2015 and just moving my torso around was agony

It's only pain lad it'll pass

>le t20 team failing at t20 tactics
putting the rat in bharat

CALL IT OFF REF!!!!!!!!!

>should have gone for the mankad.
>didn't have a short leg to field the ball.
>keeper didn't do the ole indoor one hander and throw

>high iq moments from Stokes
>the declaration
>picking woakes for this test
>bowling himself to death at old trafford

GONE

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

inb4 the final wicket is Woakes getting mankad

>>150095433
There is no way England score 9 they will either get them all or none of them

KINO

>>150095435
Stinking up county cricket for a few more years like old man Anderson would be a waste, be a hero and go straight to coaching.

2 FROM WOAKES
>>150095444
FUCK OFF STREETSHITTER GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

THE POO STREAMS ARE ALL DYING

HURRY UP

can't woakes get a runner?

>>150095454
Runners are banned now.

No other game like it

looks like woakes isn't coming to australia LOL

>>150095454
why would he? he's not running on his shoulder

This is actually kino. Full trio of moral, narrative, and series victories if we pull it off.

Woakes, just think about how good the morphine is gonna be after this

Reckon old Woakes is going to need some decent painkillers later

C'MON ENGLAND

FUCK

i dont like indians at all

GONE GOTTEM
ITS OVER

Going to be fucking hillarious if they miss the run out this over

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

its over.

KINO

every ball I feel like I'm going to collapse

BOWLED 'IM YES GET IN

GOTTEM

atkinson cant even get bat on ball

GONE. INDIA MORAL VICTORY.

>>150095480
This test summered up in one image
>>150095484
>>150095481
>>150095473
>>150095471
>>150095466
FUCK OFF CUNT

How many people with the British flag are really just indians in here?

ayyyyy

me on the right

india btfo by a broken fuckin arm kek

Heroic stuff

>mankads the injured player
BASED BASED BASED

GONE

Nice one Gus

Yeah he'll go for a 6 now. A tie means a series win for England.

/cric/ is a gonegottemposting general

>>150095493
all of them

Weird Fielding from India

THIS MIGHT BE THE CRAZXIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN TEST CRICKET

GONE

WOKE

>>150095493
everyone but me is an indiFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOERKLJTASKFSADFAFS

>bring in silly whatever
>bowl slower ball
>have a slip standing much closer than usual
>win by run-out
easy

>>150095499
seems like something siraj would do

>


>>150095493
One defo is but normally on cric there aren't that many

HE'S GONE
HE'S GOTTEM
HE'S OFF THE PITCH

6 TO WIN THE SERIES

baz out the rest i reckon, slog it for 6

NO BALL KEK LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

5-0 CUNTS

good game

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOST THE TENDULKAR-ANDERSON

:(

>DO ALL THAT SHIT TO STAY ON STRIKE
>GET OUT FIRST BALL
HOLY KEK
>>150095521
is no ball posting a thing now?

pathetic over rate from india here, should be disqualified

BOWLED THE TONGUE-HARDIK

FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:LLLLL:

BOWLEDEM

You now remember Harry Brook raising his bat to the crowd after recklessly throwing his wicket away

moral victory for england here

gg

KINO

lady in red
is dancing with me

AHAHAHAH FUICK

THE MOST ENGLAND THING EVER
WE ARE A JOKE

what part of India are we all from today?

gg

>no home series win for a decade
should be relegated to b tier status

SIRAJ SIRAJ SIRAJ

kek we are going to wipe the floor with england this summer

embarrassing choke

lmfao

this is why people vote for farage

Lets gooo blaadyy

I feel sad for England :(

mohammad siraj like single handly carried indian bowling

T20 could never
ever be as kino as that

I've being saying it this whole test, in fact this whole series:

FUCKING MORONIC

Bethell should never play Test Cricket again, neither should Smith

gone
gottem
poo’d off

is this the most definitive story loss ever?
it was all set up for a heroic and and we went full england

humiliation ritual