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India in England; Day 4 of the Oval Test.
series is 2-1 to England
scores
INDIA 224. & 396.
v ENGLAND 247. & 339/6.
England need 35 runs to win with 4 wickets in hand.
looking spicy either side could fuck this
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fuck india and the bhshat army
Starting to think that Bethlel maybe shouldn't have run down the track and mayyyyyybe learnt a basic cover drive
Why are thousands of British-born people in the crowd, who have lived in the UK for their entire lives, chanting
>INDIA!
>INDIA!
who will do the needful for england?
Just Baz it for 6 overs and it's over
Poms are going to choke it away, aren't they?
he might be a shit cunt but i quite like siraj honestly
need smith to man up and win this single handedly
5 runs and 1 wicket in the next hour then rain. Then all out after 20 balls tomorrow
Screenshot this
>>150086115Smith and Overton are far too cowardly to Baz
Looks a bit took dark, think we call it a day and jsut try again tomorrow boys
CAM OOONNN INGERLAND, SCORE SUM FOOKIN' RUNS!!
Ignore the FUD from Indian immigrants. This is a controlled, comfortable win
woakes getting us over the line would be a total narrative victory
that bird who asked for brook's bat wasn't half fit
>>150086139I think that was a child
I’m going for a wee after this over
REMINDER THAT WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY WON THIS TEST MATCH IF ROB KEY WASN'T A CORRUPT CUNT.
Crawley vs India
Matches: 5
Innings: 9
Runs: 290
Ave: 32.2
>>150086135don't reckon India will take that too well if it happens
can't see england making it that far desu
I actually missed it. What happened to Woakes? Pull a shoulder muscle?
>>150086185Indians attacked him
>>150086185heard they were getting rid of the triple lock and had a heart attack
>>150086185Yeah pulled it while having a wank
i dunno if it's sky's shitty cameras but that replay looked like it was very obviously raining
no conclusive evidence get yourselves on ups
>Zero strike right from 7 balls
>>150086185he fell over saving a four a couple days ago
just rock and roll it thanks
Can't get behind this England team. Look at the two batsman, with the collars turned up like scruffy school boys. This is England test cricket and you should present yourself as such. If it was up to me i wouldnt even allow them to have facial hair but maybe i am quite extream. India proper gentleman, apart from the that hoodlam with the chain. India win and show the Englishman we're number one.
If he hit it was before it bounced. Can’t give it
This clearly isn't out, why did they spend so long on it?
Cameras too shitty low fps to tell kek
>>150086225he didn't though, it clearly bounced before the bat.
Why are England not scoring runs??
do umpires just get to send it upstairs whenever they feel like it?
>>150086234ppl in charge of this have no idea what fps even is
ball hitting the ground only
not out
why don't they use hotspot?
>>150086224Shouldn’t English gentlemen be growing beards now there’s a King? Or was it the other way around
>>150086242Gotta keep the game alive long enough to sell some more concessions tomorrow
game has been delayed for "Bat Shite" and yes the English bats are currently shite
>>150086240The bat was past the ball where it bounced. Anyway whatever it was it’s too close to call imo
>>150086139She was prepubescent
woakes will be all healed by the morning
Could Woakes not just have his left arm amputated?
>>150086278getting an arm transplant from Archer
fucking joke it's not the 1880s anymore just turn up the lights cunts
GIVE THE BRITISHERS SOME CURRY THEY NEED THE RUNS
YOU DO NOT REDEEM THE TEST TODAY SARR
my grandfather is a better batsman than zak Crawley
five Js in the team is absurd
>>150086289Puts the batting team at a disadvantage. Curries can bowl spinners if they want to continue, but they'll have better luck tomorrow.
>>150086288not the body part i would have from Archer
bad light, end of day, forcing spinners only, tail end, match in the balance
is there a more kino cricket situation to watch?
Is there any rain due tomorrow?
Day 5 tickets on sale for £200 btw
>>150086272on the last side on replays they were showing I think it did hit the bat but it bounced after anyway.
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>>150086318Yeah there’s a literal storm forecast for tomorrow
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Are we calling this stumps?
>>150086318probably not enough
Covering the pitch is pussy shut
Are the neutrals rooting for ENG or IND?
>>150086341My names not stumps
>>150086341there's a cloud moving over the ground. if that passes it might end up being good enough to play. I'm not sure what the schedule is but it's probably 6:30 or 7pm since the result is closed.
>>150086354Everyone is rooting for England
>>150086354Would be funny if England loses, but I don't want India to win.
gg out
pointing in
simple as
>>150086354Anyone who doesn't want India to win and wipe those fucking smirks from the up themselves cunt england team is a bum.
Ponting looking more and more like Richard Nixon
>>150086354England are everybody's favourite
>>150086340those 1-2 hours in the morn will be enough
Is Ponting wearing a wig?
right well i don't know what to do
should i have a beer
should i open the wine
should i keep the crickey on the telly
should i move it to the tabby and do some gaming?
bad light is just an emotion
>>150086386As a controversialist, I would say yes.
>>150086364>but I don't want India to winWhy?
more of a conversationalist me
any irredeemable cunts in?
can't even tell what weather that is at the oval rn
>>150086354England but I’m happy if England lose
>the cloud opened its load
just emptied my load on yer da's oval
pant is such a little retard
right well that settles it
crack open a beer and open the wine
load up some far cry 6
who will be pontings support staff
break in play allows sky to repeat all the brainless wickets we've thrown away this test
They’re putting soulless luxury apartments INSIDE the historic Oval gasometer behind the ground btw
>deciding session of the series?
>too bad mate haha
>>150086421They can play for another bong and fifteen
>>15008644330 minute compilation of dropped catches
I am going for a posh Chinese
Then bed I guess
Toil looms
>>150086421technically no but this rain is heavy so it's probably done.
under the schedule, they have about another hour left to actually restart play, and if that happens they can go for the final hour of play (although any more stops you can't make up the time and by that point it'll likely be too dark anyway).
>>150086455Bank holiday over here tomorrow. I’ll be up late playing some bad vidya
>>150086455how much do they charge per hour? we mostly get thai hookers here. not as many now that albo cracked down on fake hairdressing visa scams.
Clear blue skies and no rain here in County Durham
Plus it stays lighter for longer up here in the summer
They should host more tests here at the Durham Riverside Cricket ground. Last test here was 9 years ago against Sri Lanka
>>150086421It has scarcely begun
>Club World Cup
>Women's Euros
>The Hundred up next
What a summer this has been x
really strong smell of poo in here all of a sudden
>>150086468>we mostly get thai hookers hereAre they good or…?
>>150086473Sunset at 9:18pm here today
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>>150086492Quality varies heavily. About the only certainty is that Korean chicks are lazy. But they're so rare here that it's irrelevant.
>>150086490untrustworthy fart?
why are women so stupid that they can’t wrap their heads around test cricket or even t20 and need an entire new format invented to appeal to them?
might as well shake on the draw here lads
I thought the "the hundred" meant adding an extra ten overs per day.
Mental to think that women used to read Jane Austen and play the harp in their free time.
Never should have been allowed smartphones just completely one shotted them, never stood a chance.
just wanna see one handed Woakes getting the bodyline treatment
not asking much
simple as x
>>150086513Well, my wife likes t20 and will watch a whole match but she doesn’t like the hundred because of the ten balls thing and the franchise teams. She’ll watch test cricket sometimes if it’s interesting, she watched a lot of the third test in Jamaica and is now a massive Starc fangirl
It’s better for England if play doesn’t resume today
>why are women so stupid
testosterone makes you more intelligent and women don't have a lot of it
knock these few off with some quick runs after the heavy roller tomorrow lads simple as
absolutely broad and disgusting generalisation, of course
>>150086578then why did the Hulkster go broke and have to work until the day he died
Someone will get hurt by a flying bat one day
Also a bowler will get killed by a straight drive in their follow through
>>150086598merely an anecdote
will never happen
just like no one ever getting killed with a ball to the head
>>150086622mad that it hasn't happened yet
I visualise it every time disabledpreet bumrash is """bowling"""
lets call is a draw lads and move on
>>150086139>t. zachycan’t keep his nonce tendencies ever hidden for long
stumps
and I'm busy in the morning :(
>>150086666>John Hamilton Plumptre Lighton - Son of Rev. Sir Christopher Lighton, Baronet; struck by a return drive by a batsman - July 1872>Arthur Earlam - Struck by a return drive by the batsman - July 1921
>>150086719lovely catberg x
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Any amateur umpires here? Reckon this might be out. Don't know, will need a few minutes to check it
>>150086741No conclusive evidence I'm afraid.
>>150086741bring it up on the 25fps slow mo for an hour please
Stumps declared after someone threw green dildo on the pitch.
Just made a really witty pun about the Overton window but my missus didn’t get it.
pitch will be grassy tomorrow
t. grass enthusiast
>Oasis fan plunges to his death ‘from upper tier’ of Wembley stadium during reunion gig
>>150086848how I'd want to go ngl
>>150086848serves them right for having shit taste in music
>>150086846based ball player enthusiast iykwim haha
wasn't me and I have no idea which maiden that fat neek is referring to
>>150086741could scientifically be out but there was no basis for overturn
>>150086848Too many of their songs suit being used as a joke here, so i'll hold off
>>150087009I was thinking the same except I don't know any of their songs because they're fucking shit
>>150087004queem QUEEM haaaaAAAAHAAAAAaaa x
What's The Story Morning Glory - The Beatles (1969)
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>I'M GONNA BAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
>lose Test
Why does Brook keep doing this?
I see root did another statpad. Incredible.
guess he’s not gonna live forever
>couldn't bat against the old ball
>new ball an over away
The tail is going to get cleaned up real fast
>>150087490Smith is alright and this is his opportunity to get it done for England
Her Name Was Lola (She Was A Showgirl) has really dark lyrics.
>>150087490They’ll get the runs in wides
>>150087167Please refer to batters last theorem.
Hence why The Kinks wrote another song about “her”
I remember in Lethal Weapon when based Mel dislocated his shoulder to get out of the handcuffs, he popped it back in and was back to kicking arse like it was no big deal, so what exactly is Woakes moaning about? Pop that shit back in and get on with it. Your country needs you
Why don't they just stick a bat in his shoulder socket and have him bat like that?
Alternatively just have Stokes shave his shit facial hair stick a helmet on and wear Wokes shirt, no ones going to notice
How many players actually try to go play for their counties in the One-Day Cup in-between their blundred teams games?
Or are modern players so feeble that they can’t play a (slightly less than) T20 game and then a 50 over the next?
sipping tea and watching
https://youtu.be/KUciwBqzWLg
†recommended sub btw
‡there's a cat, a crow and other characters
very strong smell of poo in here
>>150089229>>150089668yells out
>CRICKETING TWAT
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whats up with that american twat? a modern take on the tripfag?
>>150089759can't you neath somewhere else¿
Sebbo is by far and a way the fattest neek on /cric/
>>150090780not him, but pretty sure that is incorrect
>>150090170>Neath, WalesGOTTEM
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>pass the crumpet dear
>>150092047no but steven earl grey iykwim haha
>>150092202That reminds me I’ve to order some tea, loose leaf of course
Now that the series is over, India never really competed huh?
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The Oval sat in complete sunshine between 6:30pm-8pm last night. Day 5 at The Oval sold out long ago with tickets ranging between £90-£200 pounds. really makes you think.
are you guys excited for the 3 match t20i aus v SA series to be played in darwin and cairns?
Subhuman nigger should be sacked if he loses this match, terrible captain!
>>150094283absolutely not
cricket uniforms were so much more aesthetic before names and numbers on the back and big sponsor logos on the front
>>150094414It's just a white polo shirt and pants bro
Reckon England are going to being aiming to get those final runs before they are bowled out.
Wont accept any cowardice from Woakes he HAS to bat
Reckon he will bat if needed. It’d make a good story him coming out and Smith getting the winning runs. It’s also a good story if India bowl them all out in the first two overs
Does it really make sense for Woakes to come out to bat if the other batsman is shite? If he is missing an arm surely all he can do is block so should have come out before Root bottled it and worked with him for a few more runs
>>150094539What makes you so sure?
if we lose this i'll post my willy
>>150094748>ynr smacky getting a double century after missing a leg
If it gets to the point where Woakes has to bat >we will have lost anyway.
>>150094761At least you can direct the ball and control the bat with one leg, impressive but feel like more doable than batting to score one armed
Depends. If the previous wicket falls on the last ball of the over and Smith is on strike and needs 6 runs it’ll be very interesting
Then we'll know its scripted
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>>150094756put me in the screencap
>>150094779fuck i remember that post
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If he posts his willy it was never not going to be posted and if he doesn’t post his willy it was never going to be posted
>>150094779i posted that and i am in much worse shape now kek
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>>150094053>sit in the pavilion all morning>stops raining>we'll take lunch nowi'm still reeling at this
>>150094053Only way they could have redeemed the situation would have been to open the gates today
>dirty infectious Indian dispora is a good thing
very nice, now let's see the Canadian national men's team
So how many wickets we losing before wrapping this up? With Woakes be a hero and bat with one arm or will he be a coward who lets us lose the match by not batting?
>>150092269What kind of tea are you getting, lad? I only really saw Barry tea when I was travelling the south coast there. Wasn't great.
>>150094857https://www.teaemporium.ie/
https://threespoons.ie/
Some of these,
Nepali
Taiwan Oolong
Jasmine
Moroccan
Keemun
Barry and Lyons are the two big teas here, mostly ppl just drink them from tea bags they're ok but if you want good tea you need a pot
How long will this go for tonight?
Sky is responsible for the death of cricket in this country
Half an hour from now;
Athers: Well it's down to this, India need 1 wicket to win. England need 4 runs. Chris Woakes is batting one handed, attempting to forehand the ball like Roger Federer.
Ravi Shastri: Haha look at that big fat boi
>>150094895Correct, headquarters needs firebombing
Realistically if we threw Athers in instead of Woakes how many runs would he get?
>>150094925A draw, with no rain
A whole day of denial bowling preventing 35 runs but failing to take 4 wickets
>>150094927Would prefer Aggers
>>150094909Me too
*virtual hug*
business idea: remove the restriction on the number of fielders behind square on the leg side
>>150094929you could be on the exact same score and get out
>india and the indian fans
>woakes has been practicing batting left handed
>>150094939Tie the scores and declare
LETS FUCKING GO
>First two balls go for 4 each
LMAO
>>150094939That'd be a tie not a draw
>>150094876Taiwan oolong, very nice. Good taste all round I'd say.
>>150094953i dont understand
India isn't a top team these days
Convincingly beaten recently by Australia, New Zealand and soon to be England
>>150094961If both sides finish with the same amount of runs it's a tie.
If the match runs out of time and isn't completed it's a draw
>nervously wafting at the ball
smith is shitting his pants isn't he
Would tickets have been discounted for today given that the result is highly likely to be determined in the first session?
absolute state of this massive chokes vs chokes
for FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS sake lads
Fucks sake they’re going to bottle this
this would be a hilarious bottling
>>150094986Only cowards walk
No way we're going to reclaim the narrative from here.
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this is great
JUST DROPPED THE ATT UNIRONCIALLY
lol woakes will really have to come out with one arm at some point won't he
>>150094994English Test Narrative was lost when they moved International series back to make room for The Hundred(tm)
>rain
get the fuck off now - its dangerous
Well, one anon did say that Atkinson would sore the winning runs. I didnt believe him at the time.
FUCK ME
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they're gonna stop for rain and edge us aren't they
>you know SIraj is going to bowl outswingers outside off stump
>dangle bat and get a nick
I think Smith might be a fucking retard lads
DROPPED THE GILL-FISH TROPHY
Jos Buttler would have hit a massive 6 and been bowled by now
England in complete control here
>plays and misses the same shot they're trying to get you to play twice
>heh heh, they'll never see this coming *takes 2 steps forward and plays the same shot again*
>tailenders
>can't bowl
>can't bat
Is Prasidh Krishna related to Harry Krishna?
India have spiritually won the series 4-1
>>150095033No but Steven May
>>150095033 No, he’s related to Stephen Krishna
Not the Carse-Deep trophy...
GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YOUR INNINGS IS OVERTON
Would like the winning run to come from a no ball please, a contentious no ball
>NO
>RUN
How are these professional crickets?
just hang you bat out to the side and casually wave it at the ball again lad
feeling a bit anxious haha
incredibly dangerous conditions out there wet and dark, should get inside asap before someone gets hurt
>>150095043Need the one armed man out for maximum kino
>>150095033No, but he is related to the football player Roy Krishna.
>>150095033yer a khrishna harry
>>150095049that's what she said
>>150095049any knifemen hanging about?
fuck sakes stop doing that
Yeah just swipe at everything lads, that will get the runs
Business Idea:
Full time battingpeople don't get out for fuck all when they have a few runs left to chase
Test cricket in England is so great
>>150095072all brook's fault if we lose btw
>Only need ~37 runs with 3 wickets in hand
>All this tension
We can do away with nonsense of ODIs and T20s. A 4-40 style match (4 batsmen, 40 runs required) would be a kino format and a lot easier viewing experience.
>Overton
>Doesn't score a ton an over
really pisses me off
>>150095078I blame duckett more, completely set and just deciding to play a reverse before the ball was even bowled.
GONE ABSOLUTELY PLUMB
FUCK OFF AND WALK CUNT
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england batters
Just leave it you spastics there's a full day of play to get this from
UMPS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>stream is a two balls behind
>gottem posting
goddam
umpires fucking call
>>150095078He should have done better in the first innigns instead of being the last man out playing retarded shots
Well this is all over then
getting my willy prepped lads
remember the umpires rigged the game already when they gave siraj out when he knicked it, costing India dozens of runs, and then not giving an umpires call.
RIGGED
Do them for match fixing
fuck they flashed that hawk eye shot for just a second huh?
don't want to show it again?
You fucking retards, "we" and NZ did not win 3 games in our respective series for you to not win 3 of them too.
umm heavy roller bros??? why is it still nipping back a mile???
>confirm with ultra edge
err, what's the point of that when it's obviously missed. all you can do by "confirming" is having a spike for no reason confusing it.
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After all that wanking on sky and the bbc about these cunts as well fucking moron commentators
fucking moron players smith is an abject retard chasing out-swinging balls in the corridor
try not to nick it with the razor fella
im a little squeamish
>>150095122kill time while the hawkeye geeks work
Of all the fucking ones to have be umpires call it was that one. Fuck
Does Siraj really want to get his 5fer bowling against an injured Woakes?
Do batsmen still get the benefit of the doubt? That was a coat of lacquer.
>>150095119your mum wasn't available for the groundsmen
>>150095126Our media always does it and we always choke
Sending woakes out to bat with smith is one thing, not if the other guy averages 6
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>englel when they're 9 down
ashes is clearly gonna be 5-0 or 4-0
aussies will be proper up for it this time
Tongues average is like 1 is it not?
Why both hitting boundaries just hit 1s for 20 overs
haven't seen a decision take that long since steve bucknor
I would have given that out
>the guy thats been wafting outside off every ball is protecting another batsperson
>>150095129Oh good point.
>>150095141>Tongues average is like 1 is it not?6 in Tests. 14 in FC.
Atkinson has the potential to be a proper hero here, make the selectors look like a pack of wallies by not playing him more.
>>150095131kumar was thinking about a life in the gutter if he didn't give that one
>exposing tongue
good job retard
Who's going to stand up here and play a Pat Cummins innings?
>>150095143IMO one of the biggest umpiring changes that have come from Hawkeye is that balls swinging down legside are given far more. In the 90's you'd never get calls like that.
>>150095141>Tongues average is like 1 is it not?You only say that because he physically resembles Jimmy don't you?
Fair play idea
Any runs Woakes scores is worth double
>>150095122>spend a few years studying ventriloquism>learn how to project the exact sound the ball makes when it nicks the bat>never get out to LBW again
>>150095141he can't face 20 overs without being a spastic
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TV UMPIRE TO DOCTOR
WE HAVE A REVIEW FOR LBW
UN
FUCKING
BELIVEABLE
ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT ALL
ABSOLUTE STATE
AHAHAHHAHAHA WE'RE ACTUALLY BOTTLING IT IN REAL TIME
FUCKING END ME
>umpire take half an hour to put his finger up again
It was going down leg lol there's no way that was out lmfao. 2 more wickets remaining.
I am overjoyed but this chokejob by England is funny.
>>150095165Yes it was Rod Tucker who made your middle order play like a bunch of spastics.
Who retains the trophy if India win this match and the series ends in a tie?
hahahahahaha unbelievable get FUCKED
YES
MISSING
>waiting 20 seconds
FUCK YOU UMPS!!!!!!!!!!!
MISSING
CUNT
Ah yes, the umpire who never gives LBW gives a dodgy one. Of course.
>>150095162>make your thighpad out of wood>put a wood lining on the edge of the padsI'm surprised no-one has put carbon fibre or something in their gloves.
no way that was given out on field, lmao. if this is clipping 1% of leg I would be absolutely furious as a bong
>>150095174idd lmao state of it
the guy taking half an hour to decide is grim as well
Umpires didn't want to work today, but it's their fault they are here
>>150095175>>150095174it is hilarious NGL. im sad but this is a classic england choke job in a great lineage of them
>>150095178India, both previous trophies are absorbed into this one.
>LBW Shout the next ball
This is sooooo fucking fixed
based Rod Tuckers
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>150095178India since we won the last series 4-1.Though we can't be sure since this is the first iteration of ATT, it was called the pataudi trophy earlier
>>150095178India but it's a drawn series not a tied series. It's only a tied series if there's still at least one result remaining
The non fat umpire looks like a chess player ngl.
Why aren't they bazzing it?
JUST BE NORMAL FOR A MINUTE GOD DAMN
RAIN. GET THEM OFF THE FIELD. IT'S POURING DOWN
This is the beauty of test cricket lads.
>>150095205>spazball era>be normal
>>150095165Tucker the Fucker
>>150095198Think its going to be separate trophies for separate hosts
20 run over here for Atkinson
What nationality are these umpires? They both look rather swarthy.
Hate tension, let's just have a nice quiet over, maybe 1-2 runs, no drama
They're getting beaten outside when playing outside and beaten inside when playing inside
>>150095213Greek and Maltese
>>150095165the eternal aussie
God the atmosphere is so electric bros. Why is test cricket so fucking kino
just wish both teams could win
fucking spacks only just survived two lb shouts SHEILD TONGUE
>>150095213fat one = pakistan
tall one = sri lanka
>>150095225nah they got atake every run here
put the pressure on
can tongue redeem himself for giving away 20+ extras?
>>150095213australian kek
im pretty sure they want us to choke it for the memes so are giving any marginal call as out
cant blame them
>>150095222This is better than the wc final and my team isn't even playing
Predictions for the ashes?
just hit three sixes lads
easy really
Why aren't the Barmy Army singing a song about Siraj looking like a cousin rapist?
>>150095234>Predictions for the ashes?
5nil
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>>150095234cheeky whitewash with the lads
>>1500952393-1 to the pozzies
>>150095232 either of you losing is a win for Australia
>>150095234it'll be a battle of who's shitter
>>150095234You'll be scattered at the Ganges, stop worrying
Cannot wait to see Woakes bat
Can't cope with this, might kill myself
>>1500952340-0 (all games washed out)
Why would you name your kid Tongue?
>>150095245A wise old man said sometime you just need to lose to win.
'chabin bla x
heard there's criccy going on or sommit¿?
the real winner? the viewers :)
>>150095268it's pronounced "tong"
>half an hour
>16 runs
>2 wickets lost
>>150095268they named him josh
>>150095272What time is it where you are
>>150095269You need 20 wickets
>>150095276Prepping for The Hundred
>>150095276>Ditch bazzball>Can no longer chase 30 runsGrim.
GOTTEM GONE
>>1500952783:30am to 6:30am depending on where.
>only way you can score is with singles
>forget to run
>then over run so you can't get 2
Fucking hell lads this is awful
The harsh truth: T20 players would have zero issues with this situation
>>150095272fuck up fatguts
Reminder that this team doesn't even have Kohli, Rohit or Bumrah
proper cricket
>>150095287Would have got themselves run-out at the bowlers end if they tried to go for an overthrow there.
>be me
>hard working construction worker
>watch free cric from the crane
>get fired next day because telly decided to show me for 2 seconds
>tongue>waiting 20 seconds>>150095290All under 30s are t20 players
>>150095278criccy o clock¿ x
No chance of scoring 17 runs here. Only hope is to hold out for rain.
>glaring at the 0 Overton and Tongue got in the first innings
>>150095297thats why theyre doing well
the 3 frauds have been removed
>>150095297England doesn't have Stokes or Archer and does have Crawley
GONE
KRISHNA HAS A BRACE ON HIS BIRTHDAY. IT'S ALL OVER.
Does Woakes survive one ball?
WHERE IS HIS BIONIC ARM ECB
They're going to ball a short one first ball in attempt to get him to be in agony
HARRY KRISHNA MY LAD
YOUVE DONE IT
oh boy here we fucking GO
England win the story back if Woakes scores a 4
This is ridiculous, give up you idiots
if woakes wins this lmao
gus needs to baz it
this is so cringe and pathetic. just let india win already and admit you suck and lost
thanks englel, needed a laugh to end the day
fucking hell bethell you bellend
>>150095317He'll be at the other end since this was the last ball of the over.
All or nothing imo. Gotta go for glory.
just bowl at his body lol he can't do anything
They should bounce this cunt
>>150095321Woke of Stokes to drop Foakes and play Woakes
First b
Why don't England just accept the handshake?
When we lose all the cazzies will be "but don't you remember how shit we were before?", doesn't excuse how fucking retarded our batspeople are
>Disabled batter coming out
KINO
>>150095321go woakes go broke
go stokes go broke
go foakes go broke
India may have wonned teh game but England wonned are arts
Bethell and Smith let their country down
any runs from this point onwards wins us the story
>>150095338exactly I fucking hate those cunts so much because they are so stupid
This is the best finish to a test match I can remember since Ryan Harris bowled the saffas out on one knee eleven or so years ago
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>>150095346Not bethell's fault, that's a selection issue and this sort of thing kills careers.
Englads, who let us down most in this series? Your top 3?
India think they've won now
SO MUCH FOR THAT LONG TAIL
FUCKING RETARDS
BOUNDARY
>>150095354peewees beating england with one run to spare a few years ago was kino
and when windies beat us in aussie
gonna laugh when he skies one right between the infield and outfield.
inb4 he gets a duck and wins KWABOTY
how did it come to this lads? where did it all go wrong?
What went through the minds of Harry Brooks and Bethell when they threw their wickets away? All they had to do at that point was rotate the strike around.
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
This is just getting silly
>>150095368they have all but
only 2 more sixes right bros lmao
Just had a cheeky piss inbetween overs.
hes gonna hit a 6 to win then rip the bandage off
its a fake one
England's biggest failures this series:
Pope
Bashir
Tongue
>>150095376the baz mist took over
he assumed direct control
>>150095387Test Cricket would be saved* forever
* = doesn't really need saving
They should take the new ball and change bowlers after this over
>>150095371>gonna laugh when he skies one right between the infield and outfield.kek
Want to go to the loo, but just can't
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With his left arm in a sling.
Chris Woakes is coming out to bat.
He is the best and bravest of us all
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>>150095413eat some all bran
>>150095413usually have tea or coffee at 11 but am listening to this
SCREAMING
LITERALLY SCREAMING
I'm from ten minutes in the future the match is a TIE.
>>150095430alri county cricket lad
Honestly this could cost Woakes the rest of his career if he keeps this up.
I dislocated my shoulder back in 2015 and just moving my torso around was agony
It's only pain lad it'll pass
>le t20 team failing at t20 tactics
putting the rat in bharat
>should have gone for the mankad.
>didn't have a short leg to field the ball.
>keeper didn't do the ole indoor one hander and throw
>high iq moments from Stokes
>the declaration
>picking woakes for this test
>bowling himself to death at old trafford
inb4 the final wicket is Woakes getting mankad
>>150095433There is no way England score 9 they will either get them all or none of them
>>150095435Stinking up county cricket for a few more years like old man Anderson would be a waste, be a hero and go straight to coaching.
2 FROM WOAKES
>>150095444FUCK OFF STREETSHITTER GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY
THE POO STREAMS ARE ALL DYING
can't woakes get a runner?
>>150095454Runners are banned now.
looks like woakes isn't coming to australia LOL
>>150095454why would he? he's not running on his shoulder
This is actually kino. Full trio of moral, narrative, and series victories if we pull it off.
Woakes, just think about how good the morphine is gonna be after this
Reckon old Woakes is going to need some decent painkillers later
i dont like indians at all
Going to be fucking hillarious if they miss the run out this over
every ball I feel like I'm going to collapse
atkinson cant even get bat on ball
GONE. INDIA MORAL VICTORY.
How many people with the British flag are really just indians in here?
india btfo by a broken fuckin arm kek
>mankads the injured player
BASED BASED BASED
Yeah he'll go for a 6 now. A tie means a series win for England.
/cric/ is a gonegottemposting general
Weird Fielding from India
THIS MIGHT BE THE CRAZXIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN TEST CRICKET
>>150095493everyone but me is an indiFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOERKLJTASKFSADFAFS
>bring in silly whatever
>bowl slower ball
>have a slip standing much closer than usual
>win by run-out
easy
>>150095499seems like something siraj would do
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>>150095493One defo is but normally on cric there aren't that many
HE'S GONE
HE'S GOTTEM
HE'S OFF THE PITCH
baz out the rest i reckon, slog it for 6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LOST THE TENDULKAR-ANDERSON
>DO ALL THAT SHIT TO STAY ON STRIKE>GET OUT FIRST BALLHOLY KEK
>>150095521is no ball posting a thing now?
pathetic over rate from india here, should be disqualified
FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:LLLLL:
You now remember Harry Brook raising his bat to the crowd after recklessly throwing his wicket away
moral victory for england here
lady in red
is dancing with me
AHAHAHAH FUICK
THE MOST ENGLAND THING EVER
WE ARE A JOKE
what part of India are we all from today?
>no home series win for a decade
should be relegated to b tier status
kek we are going to wipe the floor with england this summer
this is why people vote for farage
I feel sad for England :(
mohammad siraj like single handly carried indian bowling
T20 could never
ever be as kino as that
I've being saying it this whole test, in fact this whole series:
FUCKING MORONIC
Bethell should never play Test Cricket again, neither should Smith
is this the most definitive story loss ever?
it was all set up for a heroic and and we went full england
konstas going to break brian laras record this summer
fuck sake. Prob would've won had >we had woakes still alive
>>150095555Prasidh was pretty good this match. Also the 2nd innings at Edgebaston
>>150095543Portuguese Goa
>>150095563Every fucking sport we do this, the Paris Olympics was excruciating to watch, every time the media talk it up and we choke it.
What part of india are you from lads?
Bombay here
>73 to win with 7 wickets in hand
Disgraceful
When Woakes walked out India should have offered the handshake. The Story, though has ebbed and flowed, now belongs firmly to England.
I think we can all agree that Test Cricket was the real winner here. What a series!
any other team would have won this
profound mental weakness, any chance to look dumb we grasp it with both ahnds
>>150095563Hard to think of a bigger story loss flop.
>>150095563did the same thing twice before against the same team but the classic english poolapse had to rear its ugly head again
We don’t speak monkey mate
test cricket really is the best and in actual fact only form of cricket.
utter utter shit
was already tired of the bullshit commentary from TMS but this is utter bullshit crap now fuck the lot of them
before bazball
>2-2 at home vs india
>take one off test at them india and lose the rest
>2-2 vs Australia
>4-0 at home
after bazball
>2-2 at home vs india
>take 1 test off india in india and lose the rest
>4-0 loading
what did we learn from all of this?
>YESSS WE FUCKING DREW. GET IN.
State of this game and india.
If woakes wasn't crocked we would have absolutely obliterated these twats
>Siraj credits Harry Brook for playing a T20 innings which gave him hope
>Doing the interview for the English public
How about something for us internationals?
>>150095604come on fella, simple stuff
>>150095583
Where is the laugh at >Englel cricket thread?
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