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>doesn't self lubricate
>doesn't allow for spontaneous sex
>will smell horrible and most likely leave specks of shit on your dick
>will ruin furniture or bed sheets that you have coitus on if lube or shit touches it
I hate anal sex even with women. I'm supposed to crave it with literal men now?? Lmao a stinky man ass, is that what a straight male is supposed to be attracted to?