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Pussy edition

I wish I could be cool like a black person

hey guys redditleaf here i have something to confess im indian

Canada and the United States have a large population of cute Asian residents. but there aren't any here in Mexico. It's not fair bros, how am I supposed to cure my yellow fever?. I fucking hate pancho villa for killing all Asians in this country

hey puss... did she even exist?

>>211817406
yeah we know saar

hey guys spinster here i have something to confess im jason

>>211817406
We’re all brown
Everyone here is either Mena or desi

penis

>>211817324
She lives in a bell tower like Quasimodo?
>>211817421
We should do a cultural exchange. Hot latinas for cute asians. Deal?

>>211817421
>I fucking hate pancho villa for killing all Asians in this country
Hey Mex… Did they even exist?

made a nice coldcut sandwich..
i forgot to season the tomatoes...

>>211817432
wtf
only people with pink nipples are allowed in my /cum/

>>211817427
Really devious of you (female) to pretend to be an insane AGP man, Spinny…

Remember: dual loyalty is a trope.

They only have one loyalty—and it’s not America.

i'm gay?

>>211817478
Transgender child?

>>211817509
personally i have no loyalty

>>211817509
who then

>>211817509
Suggesting that Jews would be loyal to their own golems is an antisemitic canard.

>>211817523
the almighty ollar

Anyone else think it's fucked how animals just walk around naked all day?

>>211817510
americans bringing quality posts to the thread as per usual

>>211817532
whats fucked is that humans don't walk around naked all day

>>211817532
I saw a black squirrel, I called him a nigger
Then I saw a cardinal, I called him a redskin

>>211817532
They don’t THOUGH since they have fur coats. Marine mammals are skinny dipping 24/7 albeit

Remember when people in here through the Trump and Bibi breakup was real KEK
Put on your jewcaps, you know who you are

gabagoo, provolone and vinegar peppas

>>211817532
They don't use crosswalks either

>>211817559
Zion Don be like “I wish I knew how to quit you”

Listen to me fellas. In the past month, a girl from school started texting me. Like non stop. She still texts me everyday. She is like a 5-6/10. Her family is pretty well off like big diplomats. She doesnt make much tho, a lowly constant at big4. I make decent money and am in pretty good shape. Idk if I should commit to her. I am 28, she's 27. She's good to talk to tho. I just feel like I can do better, which sounds pretty bad but that's what I feel. What say?

>>211817581
Don’t zebras use zebra crossings?

>>211817590
you can do better king

Casting aside other things, hold to the precious few; and besides bear in mind that every man lives only the present, which is an indivisible point, and that all the rest of his life is either past or is uncertain. Brief is man's life and small the nook of the earth where he lives; brief, too, is the longest posthumous fame, buoyed only by a succession of poor human beings who will very soon die and who know little of themselves, much less of someone who died long ago.

>>211817457
>We should do a cultural exchange. Hot Latinas for cute Asians. Deal?
Deal. but I'm talking about cute Koreans not Indians, because they are Asians too.

>>211817581
Actually pigeons can learn this

>Trump told reporters the UK was "very well protected" from future import taxes. "You know why? Because I like them

Lol

i'm not a /pol/tard so can anyone explain to me why israel has so much power and friendship with america?
like even this year trump was more friendly to russia and israel than canada

What’s the way to be

>>211817620
Antisemitic

>>211817607
Only britbongs call them that.

>>211817616
blackmail, guilt, money

with like 50k you can buy a plot of land and a prefab and be chilling forever with benefits and food stamps, that really is all you need in america

bruh

>>211817602
i wish i will very soon die tbhfam

Imagine the antisemitism if Iran was two weeks away from a nuke and Israel had to nuke them to stop it

Money that's what I want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96XJl7mxDtc

>>211817649
I find it very difficult to gauge the sincerity of Donald's shitposts.

bruh

kino

>>211817616
>Carrot: massive political donations, ability to mobilize their media, finance, tech, etc in a friendly politician’s favour, powerful lobbying groups like AIPAC, and so on
>Stick: Epstein (ie Mossad) blackmail operations, threat of character assassination in their media, fear of a repeat of the JFK assassination, etc
Also the extent to which they’ve made it illegal or otherwise impossible to criticize or oppose them without losing your job etc since they won WW2; they’re untouchable

If you're going to shoot a politician, it's kinda weird to shoot some unknown ambassadors at a museum. I guess they're just easier to get than a high profile office.

Trump, Sheinbaum, and Carney are in Canada right now in the same hotel having a threesome

The western world should step aside and let Poland lead it.

>>211817687
Poland is oriental albeit

Condos > Houses > Apartments

>>211817685
Thanks for tonight's nightmare

>>211817685
I'd fuck Sheinbaum, no cap

>>211817647
You can do that with even less money in Brazil

need a cute gunbunny wife

>>211817696
Me?
I prefer to reside in castles or palaces.

>>211817670
Fuck you I posted that "dig it up oh oh dig it..." song the other day and you didn't say anything

>>211817702
Young Sheinbaum is kinda busted tho

>>211817723
i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth

>>211817601
but her family is very well connected. Like ambassadors to different G7 countries kinda stuff. My parents are fucking retards

>>211817734
YOU GOT TO GO DIG DOZE HOLES

>>211817704
for 50k you'll be living in the favela

>>211817711
stop posting this mid whore

>>211817726
Rhea Perlman?

>>211817726
>>211817746

>>211817740
never settle for a 5-6

>>211817620
Inebriated

>>211817749
seething virgin chud

>>211817759
man I was talking to a 7-8 baddie but she didnt like me :(

>>211817590
In my experience, you really can’t consciously force yourself to settle for someone you unconsciously don’t find attractive. You can’t make yourself attracted. It’s not a good idea.

jimmy crack corn and I don't care

>>211817711
>berg
sus

>>211817780
I do find her attractive tho, but I just feel like I can do better. This feeling of I can do better spills so much from my professional to person life.

>>211817758
I wonder what Marx would say if he were alive today about the compatibility of socialism with a high percentage of low skill thirdie immigrants in what was previously a racially homogeneous country.

WELL I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>211817712
liar

>>211817780
>someone you unconsciously don’t find attractive
Rather, “someone you *subconsciously don’t find attractive”

Only dirty bums drink steel reserve

gooned earlier and now i'm sleepy

I used to like the dilbert cartoon

EVIL DIES TONIGHT

>>211817829
I wonder if the Canadians will score more goals than the other Canadians

i always giggle when goyim say golem. It's a funny word really

>>211817846
ah the /hoc/ cope

POKE THE PUSS

so it's over?

>>211817858
you're like trb but a leaf

>>211817809
https://youtu.be/onejtKtBDl0?feature=shared

gfberg thinks i need a haircut but she doesnt know if i cut it my receding hairline will be visible

Crazy Trump would start a war with Iran just because he wants us to forget he fucked kids with Epstein back when he was Mossad

>>211817912
LOL

the world might like end next maybe 20 years, not like end end but like 80% of people dying and like not what we have right now

Trump has left g7 early and has called war room. Tweeted to evacuate Tehran. The golems are gonna fuck up Iran tn

imagine how kino the middle east would be if it weren't for Islam

We did this.

WE DID THIS.

WE FUCKING DID THIS AND WE OWE THEM.

good thing trump isn't a complete fucking retarded clown

Alberta 51st state when? Vancouver annexed into Washington State when?

>>211817962
Right after the victory parade in Tehran

if Israel gets nuked
what will people blame their problems on then?

>>211817960
Wym

>>211817979
Jeets and Chinese

redditleaf in full meltdown mode. SAD

>>211817960
he is tho

>>211817979
late stage capitalism

>>211817954
this is like people who cry at capeshit movies

hi

>>211817979
who's gonna nuke them? The north koreans can provide some nukes to iran but I'm not sure if they'll do it. Looks like the fall of iran is inevitable now

>>211817979
There are jews outside of israel, destroying their nuclear armed criminal hideout would solve a lot of problems though.

>>211817987
Redditleaf is such an antisemite

why can't I upload images?

Relying on cum to let me know if anything happens

>>211818002
bye

Gape stage crapitalism

>>211818002
what do you mean hi? it's 1 am we're going to bed

>>211818013
4chan is fucky tonight, i keep getting "connection error" too. most of their servers are routed through Israel and I think the bombings are affecting service right now.

honestly I am so done with life that if canada gets involved, I'll volunteer

>>211818027
>most of their servers are routed through Israel and I think the bombings are affecting service right now
lol

>>211818016
NEH

I hope 4chan gets hacked again

>>211818027
tranny jannies must be angry about something

>>211817852
>there’s an Israeli reading my posts
erm

>>211817979
The world would be substantially less kino. Israel makes everything exciting

>>211818030
>wow my life is so shit I’d better sign up to fight for the people who made my life shit
Absolute fucking retard

>>211818057
I'll fight for the jews. I'll be their top golem after trump

>>211817852
>i always giggle when goyim say golem
Why?

i am such a fucking loser
she's not gonna wanna go on another date after tonight
fuck my shitty ass life

>>211818067
its fine bro

>>211818005
Idk if they’re serious, or even capable of pulling it off, but Pakistan purportedly said they’d nuke Israel if Israel nukes Iran

>tfw realizing most people are at 5
grim

>>211818067
I fucked her

Netanyahu is the leader everyone needs. Genuine genius

https://youtu.be/LhzZ8GU51XA?si=FnjOiGs2D_oNgqQ_

>>211818078
explains a lot

>>211818077
That was fake news

>>211818078
I’m a 1 and can rotate etc, but I don’t feel the need to do an internal monologue. I’m able to do it if I want, but it’s very inefficient compared to my normal thought processes.

>>211818068
you know how hard it is for me to get dates? i've seen two different girls this year, which is a fucking new record for me.

>>211818067
been there, done that

>>211818077
pakis actually clarified that they won't do shit. pakis are CIA stooges

>>211818002
hello

>>211818103
>i've seen two different girls this year, which is a fucking new record for me.
good, that means you're on the rise!
I've been on dates with 12 women in my life and none became my gf, but thats okay because i stll have more time

If you like anchovies, you really like anchovies

need a thicc gf

i'm about to link this post from the 'gog to prove my flag

>>211818131
>i stll have more time
I'm turning fucking 30 in a few weeks.

>>211818149
you still have time
my uncle met his wife when he was 37

test

>>211818103
use apps? I installed hinge for two months, went on like 7-8 dates. 2 I am in talking stages with, 1 hooked up with, but I got much closer with a girl from school.

>>211818148
this guy is gay btw

>US will take part in Putin’s knock-off Eurovision song contest competing against Iran and China
Let's dial up the clown setting a bit more

drinking milk

>>211818188
it's 10:30 at night

>>211818206
and?

>>211818206
okay

So you mean to tell me that you either exploit people or get exploited

I think the G7 conference is to blame for a lot of loud aircraft flying over Calgary on unconventional flightpaths. I'm not under any of the normal approaches to Calgary International but still it's been low flying jets and helicopters since Saturday. Irritating.

exploited people exploit people

>>211818250
okay!

>>211818188
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750135289596982.webm

I'm probably never going to visit China because I don't trust their infrastructure

Sex with 1000 women from each country

>>211818280
genuinely unfunny. also why waste all that yummy chocy milk?

>>211818294
sex 1,000 times with one 10/10 woman or sex 1,000 different 5/10 women

he should tell a city to evacuate every day for the next 4 years that'd be funny

>>211818321
>sex 1,000 times with one 10/10 woman
this one

the jews have us by the balls...

>>211818327
>us

OK Hampreet

>>211818321
gonna need an example of a 5/10 woman

Just got ratioed on trans twitter

Fuck up zoomer

Aussie Aussie Aussie

>>211818415
oy oy oy

How bout that pricks face when he saw the gyatt

Nah ts pmo

>>211818321
the problem with this kind of sloppa is the resolution suddenly improves when the AI's contribution kicks in

>>211818426
Is that “Liz” Fong Jones

>>211818426
that's a man

I keep getting these prom sendoff videos of black niggas recently
Why are they all so fucking trashy it’s insane how can they honestly think it’s good and nothing to be ashamed of

>>211818441
How bout that

getting tired of coming home and having nothing to do

>>211818469
>>211818467
alright cmon guys it's 2025 get with the program

>>211818472
niggas be spending a fortune on it too

The current leftist position is that we need to triple the minimum wage then sneak 10M people into the country to do all the real work for $5 an hour.

do you guys ever wonder about purpose of life?

borders arent even real anyway, just a bunch of bullshit some old dudes drew on a map

>>211818493
time keeps slipping away it's brutal, make the most of it

screaming

>>211818532
I think it's approaching the right conditions to cut my time short.

>>211818513
That is correct. They would never admit it but it's plain as day in their policy.

>>211818531
okay, go and try to cross the border then

need to be pegged

>>211818583
maybe you should beg

ye its happening

Amazing how everyone throughout history was right about them

>>211818540
don't be gay only faggots kill themselves

lately falling for tate's ideology ngl

>>211818666
tate is a provocateur, he doesn't have a consistent ideology

The Australians made the right move in refusing Italians access to being White.

fucked this isaac run but I may yet squeak out a win, let's say a little prayer shall we?

>>211818690
I was talking about his misogynistic takes

if you had two copies of earth ~57000km apart in a binary system their tidal gravity would be enough to keep both planets warm enough to support life indefinitely

Please wrangle your tard >>211818148
He's ruining our comfy cs general.

>I just wanted to grill
>and cut my lawn
>and watch my sportsball
>but you couldn't leave it alone

>>211818778
earth's resources are finite and the first world's amenities come from exploiting the third world

your grilling is made possible by the enslavement and impoverishment of a dozen chingchongs and poopjeets on the other side of the world, therefor you, indirectly, are the one who isn't leaving them alone

the jews are not even letting me post pics today

>>211818718
I had an epic pepe to respond with but this stupid website still isn't working properly

>>211817790
>I do find her attractive tho, but I just feel like I can do better
If you find her attractive and your share a similar worldview/outlook on life and the big things then don't be a retard. The perfect is the enemy of the good. That other anon is right, if you weren't attracted then don't force it. If you are, don't be an idiot.

Bleh!

Iran didn't run fast enough

Bros we are 5 days away from being able to preorder waifus for the first time in Warhammer

>>211818865
You need to fuck something

>>211818854
cause you didnt advertise cute bum bums

>>211818874
I wanna frick the dragon lady

>>211818874
don't we all brudda?

>>211818829
>If you find her attractive
I find most non-fat girl attractive tho 0.o
The thing is that I had started talking with a 7-8/10 who didnt like me. Now I'm just thinking about whatifs. But you are right, I am gonna ahead with this one. I have been talking with her almost every day now.

>>211818801
you have to be literally retarded to believe this

All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai.

goodnight

>>211818801
Brown hands

>>211818970
Sweet dreams my nigga.

Dulece et decorum est pro israel moris. my dear ameribros, don’t fear dying for israel, but embrace it instead

>>211819019
>Moris
It's mori
Dumb beaner, don't try to speak Latin , it's above your racial pay grade

>>211819024
Always thought Macron was a chicken shit. No leader outside of France takes him seriously

>>211819024
Sic transit gloria mundi

You gonna trust a guy who takes pics like this??

>>211819031
وجودك هو دليل على أن الله نفسه يمكن أن يرتكب أخطاء.

Anyone here ever watched Emmanuelle in Space?

>>211819056
أنا لست من ينطق اللاتينية بشكل خاطئ

yeap
im gonna goon again
not much else to do

Black Girl magic is real.

Nother multi hour phone call with thr new girlberg
No phone sex this time but we did get really borderline with the flirting

>>211819093
How many goats for de woman

Put too much onions in my fishrice. Meal ruined.

>>211819093
would worship that qveen

>>211819102
Kys normgroid

>>211819107
She's one of yours.

>>211819110
pic?

Black girls never do it for me, give me an Iranian I would actually kill for a qt pale Iranian wife

I saw a woman with light brown eyes and it was honestly more striking to see than blue or green. I've seen the latter two more often.

>>211819154
That's because you're brown

>>211819206
he's 100% white because he's into persians. Persians are the biggest whores known to mankind
t. knower

>>211819188
hazel?

>>211819206
I am a Slav and made for Persian pussy

>>211819225
Ok samefag

>>211819181
this bitch pegs

>>211819229
No. Legit light brown, like the color of honey.
Ironically after I wrote this I came across a video of a woman with a similar color

>>211819225
I'm pretty sure he's on the front page talking about being latino.

burned my tongue. you know how the microwave avoids the center? for some reason, i dug a spoon straight into the middle, and thought, "mm. it's still kind of cool." then i had some (it was chicken and rice leftovers, by the way. i just realized i hadn't said) from around the edges and i wasn't sure i could keep it in my mouth! if i were smart, i'd have just "bwah""d it back onto the spoon. instead, i stood there flipping out like a lunatic making noises. i looked at the unheated portion and yelled, "fuck it!" like it had betrayed me, somehow.

i ruined my life

Anyone else unable to post images from their phone?

>>211819381
yes, and from my laptop

>>211819381
Test

>>211819381
if this goes through, no

>>211819388
>>211819406
What kind of phone are you using?

I'm a paranoid android

>>211819381
No Applefag

>>211819381
okay i am dirty phone posting. It worked.

>>211819420
Samsung, android

about to rip a fat bowl of weed epic style

>Social media now main source of news in US, research suggests

It's over.

>>211819486
dUDE WEEED LMAO

>>211819486
Weed is tight, weed is tight

>>211819550
oh no whatever will the CIA do without their "news" sources

>>211819297
Nice, great.
Now lets look at my numbers.

^ so cringe

>>211819595
pathetic

gonna eat some beans

>>211819619
Yuck

>>211819619
how you having them?

>>211819653
with UR MOM LOL

>>211819653
gonna boil and then throw some salt and pepper in

All I did today was bust a nut and not kill myself

Watched gundam and all I learned is that I really want to have sex with the crazy pink haired bitch

>>211819711
do it again

I’m drinking a lovely Cabernet Franc and smoking some cheap weed vape that likely will give me chinese penis cancer one day. But the air is calm and saturated with the aroma from the lilac tree. These are some of the finest moments in life. Quiet, peaceful tranquility in the eye of the hurricane. It’s a rare privilege.

>>211819748
Love that memory.

>>211819746
it's getting exhausting tho

>>211819748
you can just have some scented candles too yknow

>>211819805
You’re absolutely right, maybe I should try some. There’s something nice about the idea of having a candle to enjoy.

>>211819847
I used to have cherry blossom ones, but havent bought them in a while. I'll prolly get a few tmr too

>>211819887
Yeah that sounds nice

NEW
>>211819995