When I was a kid the neighbor (boy) and me would hold hands and kiss/etc. I moved when I was 12.
Anyways out of the blue he's messaging me and emailing me. He literally said "I had to call some of your relatives to find out your phone number". He emailed me about how he wishes we were immortal and buried in coffin so we could hold each other forever".
Anyways how the do I tell the fucker he needs to back the fuck off, he doesn't seem to take a hint.

How did this thread end up with people insulting each other?
It was just about ice cream and cookies.
You people will hate anything.