Thread 81492288

i wish i had some birthday cake and ice cream and chocolate chip cookies in front of me right now but no, i have to stay skinny and sexy for moid

oh shut the fuck up, even amputees can find some provider

>>81492288 (OP)
me i'm just eating non stop and getting uglier and skinnyfatter because i'll never have a gf in my life anyway

>>81492288 (OP)
Men don't care about your weight.
You only want skinny boys though.

>>81492288 (OP)
That's right bitch, you have to starve yourself to be a sex object for MEN.
Meanwhile men can be fat as fuck and no one cares

>>81492310
what does that have to do with me wanting some birthday cake

Women can't control their emotions so they actually need men. That is to say women are intellectually emotionally and physically weaker then men.

>>81492288 (OP)
i don't really mind if you are skinny or chubby, just give me love

>>81492335
what does this also have to do with me wanting some cake and ice cream anon?

>>81492317
yeah because i dont want a fat lard ass, and i dont wanna be a fat lard ass either
>>81492323
i mean, i guess so? i would feel pretty sad if my potential bf didnt think i was sexy so

>>81492288 (OP)
Just eat the fucking ice cream you slut.

>>81492358
>yeah because i dont want a fat lard ass, and i dont wanna be a fat lard ass either
Then stop complaining when you aren't better off yourself!

>>81492288 (OP)
>i have to stay skinny and sexy for moid
Why don't you listen to your sisters? You don't need a man to make you happy.

>>81492288 (OP)
what is your weight, OP?

>>81492288 (OP)
Jesus, how fat are you that you can't indulge ONCE in a fucking year? Live a little (but only once a year, you greedy piggy).

>>81492288 (OP)
Fast every other day and you can eat what you want.

>>81492391
um because women are mean to me and usually are stupid and normie and im not

>>81492456
That works but I find the first day of fasting is the worst compared to the following days when the insulin levels are so low that one can feast on the body-fat. But yes, fasting is fucking based and it even saves tons of money.

>>81492486
>I'm a special snowflake
You sure are "special".

>>81492434
>>81492451

i am 110 pounds, and 5ft2. i could lose a few but im pretty skinni. my metabolism is slowing down so cant eat like i did when i was a kid anymore T-T

>>81492508
no i dont think im a special snowflake anon but i did get ostracized as a kid for being different and retarded

>>81492288 (OP)
My dude, one chocolate chip cookie is like 700 jillion calories and ice cream is like 2,000 a bowl.
I'm sorry you have to give it up forever. This is why being a guy really is an advantage, only girls care about the taste of food, men can eat nutraloaf and be fine.

>>81492363
are you encouraging me or trying to hurt my feelings i cant tell

>>81492519
Nta but are you retarded or just autistic. Because I've met retards they cant do stuff like: imagine you had wings: "what do you mean I don't have any". I don't think you're retarded. Besides would you want to be a boring ass normie?

>>81492531
Fucking just eat a cone of ice cream it's only like 300 fucking calories, quit whining

>>81492528
okay but you also have to take into account the sugar intake and such, it makes my face break out into acne and it hurts my tummy and my tummy is sensitive.
>>81492540
i am diagnosed with asd

>>81492509
If you have the means to do so, look into "starting strength" to learn how to do heavy squats and deadlifts. But for god's sake, don't follow the dietary advice in that book, since it's aimed at people who want to get stronger in the least amount of time, which leads to massive gains in muscle but also body-fat. A bit of muscle looks good on chicks (nice legs/ butt) and also helps to up your metabolism since muscle needs energy to maintain (compared to these pesky fat stores that are metabolically inactive but might influence your hormones in a bad way).

>>81492550
if you consider the female BMI that is kind of a lot of calories it takes up a good portion of my calorie intake for a day

>>81492565
I'm 6'4 I basically can eat 2,800 cals a day and maintain my weight..my sister who's like 5'2 can only eat like 1,500 cals a day to stay skinny it really is funny.

>>81492288 (OP)
What is so great about goyslop ice cream and cookies again?

>>81492602
yeah you guys are lucky you get to eat more food cus i love food but i also like not being a fatty

>>81492509
BTW, did you know that frozen fruit is a great snack that isn't so caloric dense like processed garbage like cookies? I always keep some frozen strawberries / bananas in my freezer to have a nice snack when it's warm outside and I'm coming home needing something to cool down.
I'm drinking a glass of cold water using a couple frozen strawberries as ice-cubes with a bit of taste. Very refreshing.

>>81492612
you can make your own without all the goyslop preservatives in it anon

>>81492615
frozen fruits like that are expensive and im kinda poor living on my own right now

>>81492288 (OP)
You are obsessing over food because you want a penis in your mouth.

>>81492658
no freud that is not why, besides penises dont taste yummy and sweet like birthday cake
although i do have an oral fixation

>>81492638
I've visited America a couple years back and I was shocked about how expensive fresh produce was compared to Europe. Staple food-stuff like unprocessed fruit and veggies are really cheap here and I save tons of money restricting how much processes garbage I eat, especially sweets, which are comparatively expensive and are designed to get eaten in unhealthy amounts.

Quick everyone, post food pics so this foid breaks down and gorges like a hog. I'll start.

>>81492677
this is genuinely making me laugh anon
but that does look good and tasty i think making food is also kind of like an art form i wanted to be a pastry chef in college

>>81492672
yeah its hard to eat healthy in america because our government wants us to be fat and unhealthy

>>81492677
You're a terrible person but I also have a weakness for egging people on, so ok, have this!

>>81492701
Just keep clear of high fructose corn syrup and you'll be ahead of the game (compared to other Americans with terrible dietary habits).
Maybe google "two girls, one cup" to curb your appetite for bad foods like ice cream.

>>81492677
Don't forget donuts

>>81492288 (OP)
what the fuck is this thread? how am i suppose to respond to this?

>>81492288 (OP)
Collect these things instead. Every girl in college has one for some reason.

>>81492670
>besides penises dont taste yummy and sweet like birthday cake
how do you know?

>>81492743
>Thread isn't coomer/tranny bait how do I respond
Your NPC programming can't compute? Go back to /gif/ and /soc/ you coom brained gooner

>>81492288 (OP)
>i have to stay skinny and sexy for moid
I like this way of typing. This is cute.

>>81492288 (OP)
>i wish i had some birthday cake and ice cream and chocolate chip cookies in front of me right now but no, i have to stay skinny and sexy for moid
I appreciate that you're being a good girl and staying skinny for moid like you should be.

but I think you could have some birthday cake on your birthday this is a birthday thread, right? as long as you don't overdo it. cake and some ice cream, NO cookies that's just being a fatty

>>81492288 (OP)
>but no, i have to stay skinny and sexy for moid
I wouldn't mind you gain a pound or two or a hundred.

>>81492842
Nigga you fat as a fuck. Leave this thread fatty.

Hey foid, here's you future husband. This is who you have to starve to look good for.

>>81492892
I'm 180 pounds at 6'0. I'm skinny

>>81492942
I'm 5'11 and around 145 lb, skill issue

>>81492956
you are a foid then

>>81492942
>180 pounds
Of pure fat amirite?

>>81492989
No, I'm verifiably male. Maybe it's an issue with the scale or something idk, everyone is always shocked when I say it even though I'm not anorexic.

I hate women so much now, it's truly incredible.

>>81493003
well it seems weird idk. in high school I was 180lbs and 6'2" and pretty dang skinny that's not much taller but 40lbs more

>>81493015
>I hate women so much now, it's truly incredible.
And I hate you moids even more. I should buy a pistol and shoot the next moid who talks to me.

>>81492288 (OP)
Don't be fat or no man will want you. Yeah, that's right to starve yourself bitch. It pleases men.

>>81493077
Lies. I like fat girls.

>>81492750
sorry but what the fuck is that thing? i dont have social media or follow online trends i jsut spend all day playing rhythm games. ill pass i wanna collect cuter things like keychain plushies

>>81492751
because i can guess cus its fleshy? like how licking my arm i guess. what kind of penis tastes like sugary cake anon?
>>81492776
thanks!
>>81492815
yes its my birthday! but i must not partake in the cake :(
>>81492922
why would i marry someone who is a convicted felon?
>>81493077
i dont know why you have to be so mean about it

>>81493135
>what the fuck is that thing?
It's called a labubu.
It's the zoomers version of the troll doll. You know how gen-z is they got Stanley cups and now this.

>>81493135
It's the FIRST "nerd" thing stacys have ever gotten into collecting. That drove the 5/10 becky's into a wild frenzy of buying them.

>>81493056
You won't do shit, you menstrual garbage.

>>81493160
it looks like some random cheaply made korean slop though why do they like it

How the is thread still around? You guys discussing ice cream for hours on end?
You 'people' no better then normies on reddit.

>>81493215
can you guys stop being mean in my thread please?

>>81493221
WHY are you so bitter about an ice cream thread? Isnt is better than all the cuck and porn posting?

>>81493218
>Why do they like it?
I have NO fucking idea why they like these creepy ass things. But literally every girl at uni has one on her purse sometimes 5 or 6.

>>81493147
>yes its my birthday! but i must not partake in the cake :(
happy birfday, foid

but why can't you have a slice of cake? surely you can have a bit of self control, right?

>>81492288 (OP)
Just get a BF who controls what you eat. Then it's not up to you.

>>81493331
do you think such bfs really exist...

>>81493284
There ain't no females in this mother fucking thread nigga. It's just men, hair fat men.

>>81493259
this is news to me, id hang maybe a small plushie keychain on my bag like from a videogame but thats just a weird asian monster thing

>>81492288 (OP)
Well I'm gonna eat some ice cream and cookies because of you.

>>81493233
Women belong in hell (where they came from).

>>81493506
Beautiful women deserve to be in hell but not negros and jugglos and other degenerates? What are you gay?

>>81493561
negro detected! negroid alert!!

>>81493592
the only nig here is you, you fucking faggot get the fuck off this thread bitch

>>81493502
>I let foids control my desires

>>81493561
Negroes aren't humans, they don't have souls or internal experiences. White women have (evil) souls, and they go to hell.

>>81493644
>they go to hell
Only if they're sluts. Your calvanist beliefs that certain people are predestined to go tell is just spiritual-determinism, you might as well be black pill at that point.

How did this thread end up with people insulting each other?
It was just about ice cream and cookies.
You people will hate anything.

>>81493727
yeah. i just wanted some cake but everyone started being mean in my thread i dont know why :(

>>81493747
Well I'm about to go out, and I'm buying a slice of cake from metropolitan market, and it's gonna have strawberry's an creme and it's gonna be good.

>>81493727
obviously it was never about that, it was about a stupid whore attention whoring since the begging

>>81493727
>Captain save them hoes
STFU simp bitch, kys right now you loser. You think you'll get pussy by defending foids online? How's that working for you so far LOL LMAO. Die.

>>81493766
i just wanted to talk to non normie people about wanting cake and ice cream stop it

>>81493785
>>81493766
You hatefags are killing the thread. I'm leaving.

>>81493764
how much would that cost for you? that sounds so good right now but if i wanna stay healthy i need to make it from scratch because theres goy slop in my food

>>81492763
how does that answer my question

>>81492288 (OP)
No one is gonna mention that cat is really cute?????????????????

>>81493837
Metromarket is high end so maybe 10$ but it'll be top notch, it won't be WinCo/Krueger tier birthday cake, you know those cakes that make your mouth slightly itchy from the chemicals.
Also since I'm ranting, I friggin hate little debbys and hostess stuff. They're so easy and gummy, and I'm sorry but chocolate should melt in the sun not stay hard.

Hey foid, what kind of food do you like? It's char boards isn't it?

>>81492288 (OP)
What is your favorite hobby?
What is your favorite show?
What genra of music do you like?
What kind of fashion do you dress in?
What is your race?
What is your favorite food?
What is your believe (atheists? Christian?)
Your answer will determine if I give you attention or not.

>>81493890
People actually eat guyslop? Is that real?

>>81493903
>What is your favorite hobby?
Being an only fans model
>What is your favorite show?
Disney star wars
What genra of music do you like?
I love pop music lol :D
>What kind of fashion do you dress in?
Urban street wear
>What is your race?
Black
>What is your favorite food?
Salad
>What is your believe (atheists? Christian?)
Post modern feminism

>>81493845
i love to look at kitties like that on pinterest they have such unique markings and they are so cute
>>81493872
i love little debbies so much as a kid i would eat a whole box but now i cant cause now i know that our food is poison
>>81493890
i honestly would love all of those options anon, if i could choose right now id probably go with some wifeslop and guychow

>>81492288 (OP)
>i wish i had some birthday cake and ice cream and chocolate chip cookies
Just eat those things, no one cares of your fat except Chad.

>>81493944
stop ruining my thread dude, i just wanna talk to people

>>81493890
wifeslop looking pretty good not gonna lie

>>81493890
Man I.must be hungary that sloppy Joe is looking pretty good right now

>>81493903
sorry anon i cant answer those because you were too rude, and also you are giving me attention so

You American? I bet you have good burgers there.

>>81493727
When OP started by blaming men and calling them "moid".