Thread 82978691

I know what you deed last ween edition

No Halloween spirit:>>82965243

Meow claiming the thread for husbie

When looking at homes I like to imagine my bf and I taking a shower in bathroom. In this one we would make a big wet mess every time we use it.

>>82978870
so uggo, give me dark wood cabinets and white walls and floor

no cus how real is ts goat

>>82978691 (OP)
real men dont look like this so im still not gonna fuckem

>>82978991
You want some DARK WOOD? You should talk to meow you both have that in common

>>82979246
Darkwood is an alright game but I found it hard to power through yay we recently got a darkwood 2 announcement

>>82978691 (OP)
Fine i cheated on you bf last halloween, its ok though isnt it we all make mistakes

>>82979257
Yeah the first time you took dark wood up your ass I bet it was hard.. but you powered through it good for you.

>>82979298
w speed

>>82979298
Nah I dropped it after the first act yay

How about another 1v1, but we raise the stakes a bit this time? So what if you win you get to idk, fuck me in the ass. But on the flipside if I win you get to fuck me in the ass. You down haha?

went out in corpse paint last night and all i could think about was sucking a dick and leaving behind bits of my makeup on it

>forces to attend church today
I had forgotten how toxic church is. One hour of guilt tripping, gatekeeping, victim blaming, tribalism and gaslighting. I felt bad for all the children in there.

>>82980000
maybe you shouldn't have smoked so much weed

>>82980019
but I never smoked anything

>>82980037
keep it up then junkie

>>82980000
would they kick u out if they knew?

>>82980045
If it's a catholic church they'd probably recruit him to the priesthood where he can act out his fantasies of molesting little kids

>>82978870
Taking a shower and having bf sucking my cock what a dream

>>82980045
Not directly but they would shift every mass you attended to focus on sermons condemning homosexuality so you could feel unwelcomed enough. The goal would be making you kick yourself out so they don't have to dirty their hands.

This was really fun, we should totally do it again. But ugh, I have a bunch of spreadsheets to prepare for work, and the day isn't getting any younger so.
Oh great then, yeah homework is important. Easy credits.
High School?! Wait a minute, how old are you - exactly?
Huh I see. You know, on second thought maybe those spreadsheets can wait a little longer haha...

>>82980170
The half wall is at the prefect height for him to lean on while I eat his ass, suck his cock and fuck him. But like how do I stop the shower water from flooding the bathroom floor?
There's no rod to hang a shower curtain or even a lip in the shower to keep the water in. Also The hose will likely spray hot water all over the walls and door too if not careful, which can't be good. I've been thinking about it all morning.

I wonder if green hunky orc men in other worlds like sucking dicks and human men with small lil dicks are their main targets

>>82980369
>I wonder if (allegory for HUNG BLACK MEN) in other worlds like sucking dicks and (allegory for small penised white men) are their main targets

>>82980429
Shut the fuck up obsessed cunt, if I wanted to suck a bbc I'd write it as it is, I want orc husband with tusks and big jaw

>>82980472
>I want orc husband with tusks and big jaw
So you want a tall black male with big lips and lip piercings?

Minotaur is the BBC coded fantasy race

i am once again posting the r9gay tagmap

https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/

>>82980628
I always pictured the orcs as nigs and the minotaur as some kind of degenerate furry fetish

>>82980000
Hue lying again isn't (he)

So glad I'm not attracted to non human monstrosities yay bloo

Zoomer boys expect you to have cat ears and a literal horse penis, sorry but it's true.

>>82980635
I'm in tokyo right now, but not permanently

>>82980909
So lucky, I wish I could weeb it up in japan even if I know they hate us.

>>82980635
Whoever stranger is on there im in Canyon lake

I went to the store again for no reason just so I could get chick fil a. On Monday though I do have to get to that dentist but I certainly will find another excuse.

If you want to look like a whore act like meow but if you want to be a whore act like cuckbot

>>82981137
Do it, it's a fantastic time to spend USD here.

>>82981197
I'm a complete virgin and meow has way more sexual and relationship experience then I do though

i'm a pizza

>>82981406
can I sprinkle crushed red pepper on you?

i'm daddies little pizza

Put me in the oven daddy uwu

>>82981376
Do I really yay I'm a virgin too

>>82981470
You've been in relationships and actually gone on dates before but I never have plus you were molested and I never was so you have more sexual experience too

i am HIV positive

POZZED

I wish the Jamaican guy on Yeezus had more parts.

Wish I could get a boyfriend like this, hair less on the body, with long hair and nice boobs and into cosplay sex

>>82981802
ask meow xe is that fat

>>82981874
Don't know who that is and I was thinking about chubby not fat

>>82981903
The images you posted depict obese individuals

that guy is about to die from cardio vascular issues he is severely obese.

morbiously a beast

sexi chubbi fembois

>>82981903
>have i always looked this sexy
>it feels good to jerk off while looking at myself...
average man-jawed ugly troon in a granny dress

>>82982044
That picture is of a crossdressing guy

horrifying posts keep it up guys

I have invented an aids gun to give you all aids

like hearing aids?

just found out that bf means boyfriend
i think i need a minute

Meow where my husbie talk to me so I can stop spamming thanks

apparently you can get too old to get a bf

Yes you can, I'm now too old to have a bf because most bfs already got bfs, and those who didn't instead have husbands.

>trying to fix his life at 18
too late better luck next time man

any huge dicked r9gay kkhv nerd wanna fuck my anus like a pro? i want to experience anal orgasm

>>82982886
No sorry my tiny penis is only 6.5 inches long and the reason why I'm still a sexless khhv

>tfw my pp is just 6 inches and will never please any guy
>tfw forever alone with my anime boys and girls

anyone else? i'll take literally anyone but him

>>82982886
i'm a khhv twink

>>82982905
Why did it shrink

>>82982967
It was always 6.5 inches irl I just lied and said it was 7 inches cause it's easier to round it up and the length never mattered anyways since I was just using it to shitpost but it's really 6.5

>>82982995
Sounds like a lie

>>82983049
Which part my cock being only 6.5 inches or it being 7 inches?

>>82983070
Yeah it's probably 6'5cm

>>82983070
Also nice american decimal pointer lmao

>>82982939
have you ever worn a suit

>>82983096
I think if my cock was 65 centimeters I'd have other problems to worry about
>>82983113
No clue what you're talking about but I'm pretty sure all euros use . to indicate a decimal value

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_separator
>a full stop (or period) are generally accepted decimal separators for international use.

>>82983200
Countries that use a comma as a decimal separator include:
Most of Europe, such as France, Germany, and Italy
Much of South America, like Argentina and Brazil
Scandinavia, including Finland and Sweden
Many countries in Africa and Asia

Cuckbot confirmed american

>>82983251
Actually the countries that use the . as a decimal separator include the usa, canada, the uk, ireland, new zealand, and australia. and many other countries.

>>82983351
Doesn't matter he was lying about being european

>>82983368
Are the uk and ireland not part of europe?

>>82982886
if "by a pro" you mean "plap your ass for 10 minutes doggystyle getting progressively more tired until I'm proneboning you giving you slow thrusts as I awkwardly adjust often due to my increasingly stiffening and cramping legs" then omg yes meeee

>>82983122
Like a suit and tie? huh

>10 minutes
h-hot

>>82983488
all have to start somewhere, sound good to me

>>82983487
No those are muslim countries, you're a muslim cuckold confirmed you want people from ever sandier and darker countries to fuck white tops and bottoms while you watch

>>82983487
He's said he's not fron england and irish people are not white by his standards

>>82983251
The majority of the planet uses a decimal point, it's Europe in the minority of comma users. The people who invented the numerals used decimal points, not commas.

>>82983546
Almost like that's not the point kys retard redditor

>>82983505
yes. boys look dashing in that

>>82983569
The majority of the world also puts month before day btw.

>>82983580
How is that relevant to what was being discussed?

>>82983351
i use both but the map erased me

I wish I could derive pleasure from anal sex because I'm a bottom, but I might have a couple of slight problems with my guts that I'll have to fix first if I decide to put my fbf's penis inside and I'll never be good enough... *bursts into dysgenic tears*

>>82983612
post big western european or big black south african cock

>>82983627
what's wrong with your ass? if it's a bigger problem, just don't eat a time before it or just douche

>>82983662
Oh so it's okay if a BIG HUNG AFRICAN uses . as a decimal value but when I use it I get rejected and called brown for not being a chad

Bottoms are so delusional they think that only chads should be allowed to use . as a decimal separator

God what I'd do if I got my hands on the nyc brat

>>82983831
Are you talking about Zohran Mamdani? Yeah what would you do

>>82983578
I suppose no. Suits do look nice but I'd want a tailored expensive one and I'd barely wear it.

>>82983858
but anon you should wear it every single time you go out so that people know you're serious and mean business

>>82983742
I don't know, my gut was fucked up when I was a teen, now it's better yet obviously far from the best. But let's put it that way, true healthy people don't even have to douche, they have sweet secretia from their buttholes that can be tempered with orally or penially and leave no poopdick.

>>82984046
maybe? douching isn't like totally necessary if you've showered recently and don't feel anything coming so to speak, but you're still going to get a bit of brown mixed in with the lube/spit (assuming penetration and not eating out ofc). but if you feel you have a particularly poopy butt for whatever reason, then yes, more prep may be necessary.

>>82984103
I'm just afraid that one day my wish comes true and I get a bf, but the bf will be anal only and other forms of sex stuff won't be enough for him... and one day I will shit on all the walls and all the duvets and this will be my downfall. I guess I should one day start giving myself digital exams.

>>82984178
a bit of poop is just a reality of gay relationships (or any relationship that involves anal). it is gross and unpleasant, but so long as you take steps to make yourself prepared for it, it shouldn't be a big deal for the few times it does happen. but no, you won't be shitting everywhere (unless you douche wrong and your colon is full of water when you should have just rinsed a few inches into your butt)

Please lord let me kill this nigger

I really want to fuck a cute twink in the ass really roughly and then once I've nutted inside him 2 or 3 times I want to let out all my piss inside of his ass to really fill him up

anon who calls every skinny man a troon would have really hated my halloween costume

i wonder how fat he is

Do Koreans and Asians in general really have small penises? I've never been with one but for some reason the idea of it makes me feel bad for them.

>>82984594
My penis is only 7 inches they couldn't possibly have it any worse then I do

I want to eat some God damn balls and have gay sex reply if you agree

>>82984578
post body and costume troon

>>82984622
Balls being eaten sounds painful unless you mean sucking on them

tall muscular man
oiled up
with big package
in my room
right now

>tall skinny twink with above average penis
it's over for the little guy

>above average penis
8 or 9?

if he can't wrap both his hands around your cock while sucking your dick it's not big
yes, just being able to suck on the tip counts

tall anorexic older twink with giant penis

>>82984861
>yes, just being able to suck on the tip counts
Nah

>>82984861
I can wrap around my penis with one hand. Is it chopped?

>>82984639
i didnt take any pics, i kinda meant to but i really had to pee by the time i got home so i just undressed. but afterwards i was like you know let halloween be halloween, one night only...and like whatever thing youre dressing up as wouldnt be taking photos of themselves probably, unless youre going as kim k or idk johnny bravo.

but ill describe it, i was sort of three things at once without meaning to be. i was in a slim fit black wool long sleeve shirt, a slim fit black blazer, black skinny jeans, white gloves, white ankle socks (actually black/white split but theyre hard to describe and white wouldve worked too) and blood red loafers. i also had black cat ears and a black cat tail, which came with a furry black bow tie so i put that on as well, and then i put on an old black bowler hat i got from my parents attic over the ears, so i could tip the hat to show the ears as a gag. i also put long "natural" fake nails on my left hand and slit the fingertips of the left hand glove so the nails would come through, i actually made the slit a little ways back from the tip on the upper side, so i could pull the fingers out and the fake nail "claw" would go inside the glove and be hidden, and i could take them out again by one by one pulling the glove finger back so the nail went out the slit. i meant to put them on both hands but i realized it would be really hard to apply the nails to the right hand when they were already on my left, and further it would be really hard to put on the rest of my costume or adjust anything if i had claws on both hands. so i went with just the left...and funnily it worked better i think because having claws out on one hand but not the other demonstartes that theyre retracting sort of you know? i also had a pair of horn rimmed sunglasses. i

>>82984639
was just intending to be a cool jazz cat but i realized with the hat on and the tail mostly covered by the black blazer i actually looked like i was doing michael jackson if you didnt see the claws. you might think its a bit edgy to be doing michael jackson considering you know what happened but halloween is supposed to be scary right? and i didnt even mean to be him anyway...but the 3rd thing of course was that i was a cat in a hat. i also drew on really thin whiskers with an eyeliner pencil.

ended up hanging out at the p street cafe for a few hours...hadnt been there at night before and its a bit of a different scene, the singing guys werent there but a few people were that id met there before. if anyones gonna go there i would say go in the morning/daytime first and meet some people before you go at night lol. had a beer from the store on the corner there and was able to bum the back halves of two joints off some people eventually. well i also brought a small bag of halloween skittles, cherry cordial hershey kisses, and wild strawberry great value energy single serves to pass out, and doing that for a bit probably helped in ending up with the joints eventually.

>>82984639
while i cant do the moonwalk as people there kept asking, they were playing some good music and after getting a bit lit i kinda started flatfooting to it without even realizing. funny things happen at night, i didnt really know i could do that, or at least to the extent that people would be impressed. ive watched some videos i guess but i was kinda surprised, before id only really danced at a few edm/rock shows and thats more like jumping and spazzing. id never tried it in loafers before either and its really a completely different feeling. a couple of guys there were doing kind of a cripwalk thing (idk genres other than really broadly) which is why i kinda started tapping my feet and then was kinda off to the races. the caribbean type hardstyle type music they were playing (idk genres again) was pretty good for flatfooting & then the guy playing music changed to dabka and i think they were a little shocked i knew dabka and could hit the jumps. i used my plastic bag with some candy left in it as the thing to spin sort of. i only even knew about dabka from shazaming music in an egyptian grocery store near me lol. i went at it until the other guys stopped and watched for a bit and then the guy with the car was like "man imma turn this car off if you dont stop." pretty fun time. think some people might have taken videos who were walking by but idk.

however i do know one guy took a video of me outside the store on the corner there being freaky with a dead mouse that i had in an eyeglass-case coffin in my pocket, dangling it over my mouth by my fake nail claws. so while i dont have any pics, there is a record, lol. maybe i will post a pic with the socks on later, almost perfect cat costume socks even tho i didnt take off my shoes so you couldnt get quite the full effect.

also theres no need for name calling.

didnt read lolo

>>82984993
why would it not. if it's a dude and dudes have larger hands than girls, that's a lengthy penis. you're not getting that unless you have AT LEAST 6 1/2 - 7 of length
>>82985111
that sounds pretty uncomfortable for your penis

twink dragon bf

>>82985263
why do you want everyone to know that

>>82985300
It is uncomfortable when i realize that my dicklet is tiny unlike most real men

>>82985462
bro please keep your humiliation fetish to yourself ty

>>82985513
I'm not getting off to that i just know that im not a real man and i accept that and i wish i had bf who would humulate me for that

>>82985528
>i wish i had bf who would humulate me for that
good, good, the first step is acknowledging it

My perfect dream bf is a medical professional (physio, physiatrist, rheumatologist, PCP or all combined) because while my body is fun to be in, but it's getting worm out quick. I don't wanna die from ostheoporosis, I wanna move my big joints even in my 60s if I made it there.

>>82985582
reminds me on how i need to stop crossing my legs

>>82985582
most roundabout way i've heard someone say "i want a sugardaddy"

Wish I had a doctor bf to euthanize me.

>>82985666
>anon comes in wanting a bf
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

I wanna have a child with my fbf but I'd like him to be the father. Preferrably with him having blue eyes and the surrogate mother having blue eyes. I want a white son but I have brown eyes :(

>>82985626
Cross your balls.
>>82985636
I don't need a sugar daddy, I need to be groomed by a gay doctor Mike type into being a test bunny bf for experimental joint drugs and love, and bfs type of physio. And someone who can do a full check up on me.

>>82985713
wow you picked an attractive normie doctor on yt, how quaint.

>>82984861
I can wrap both hands around my cock and have the head sticking out even though I only have a tiny 7 inch penis it's because I have small tiny hands

>>82985700
if any one of you two have recessive blue eye gene you can have a blue baby with him cumming in you
instead of putting your cuck fetishes for everyone else to see

fuck it this meme is funny as fuck
WHAT ARE WE ANONS?
influential writer here

>>82985758
I'm t10

>>82985731
I said type, doesn't mean to be his copy or PHENOtype exactly. Anyone who'll love me will do. Are you not a seething medical professional, by any chance?

>>82985758
I don't remember because I'm not a blue eyed chad and can't be assed to look in the mirror rn, but pick any color from the 4th row and that's me.

>>82985758
A60 but id rather be craftsmen

>>82985758
oh blue/green eyes better than brown which most of the world has except for white people, how wonderfully 19th century.

>>82985829
can i look in your perfect blue eyes while we lay on each other?

>>82985855
t. street sweeper

A10-A60 white chad being fucked by blackest darkest eboni BT50C cocks

>>82985857
maybe for a few minutes sounds like it could get uncomfortable

>>82985758
I'm C20 but my brother? Literally somewhere between A40 and A10, he has the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen on someone, I still beat him terms of height and hair though

Where my fellow brown eye'd boys at? Surely I'm not the only one. Yes yes not white, shitskin, hurr durr.

>>82985969
you should suck your brother off for having even better whiter genes, serve your king and be his good general

i have blue eyes but brown hair. we are still brothers in this fight against the white devil

>>82985981
I'm not actually aryan anon, I just white pass more than the vast majority of white people, I'm like that Wolfenstein guy in that way

Question for blue eyed boys, would you date a brown eyed boy?

>>82986015
Amen heil hitler

>>82985758
>>82985997
I'm at t20 or t30 perhaps t25

>>82986057
How huge is your BBC?

>>82986014
An only child wrote this

>>82983368
Lmao proven canadian cuck once again. He is a self admitted liar if anyone was ever taking him seriously.

>>82986071
I've got the half-sized version

>>82983580
Because they're retarded and wrong yay

>>82986103
Already proved that euros still use "." but keep seething about it anyways like you usually do

>>82983856
Ask him to feed me pasta with his hands

i respect cuckbot someone needs to remind these faggots about reality

I don't actually respect anyone from here except that one guy I played minecraft with

>>82986111
Probably still bigger than me

>>82985700
Race cuck lol

everytime i played videogames with someone from /r9gay/ i ruined the vibe by becoming temporarily retarded

>>82986118
Your own map disproved it cucknadian simp and you already said you're not br'ish and you eat snails like a true quebecoise cuck.

>>82985892
Okay cuckbot settle down

>>82986187
But there's also ireland and scotland and new zealand and australia? So why do you keep saying quebec with no proof?

Anyone wanna play a lego game with me

I wonder how quebecois cocks taste and smell

>>82986202
Last time I checked Scotland was a part of GB and rest aren't even in Europe. I keep saying you're cucknadian because that's what you said when you first came here before you started your bot persona. Kill yourself already shit eating bbc addict

>>82986233
Never said I was canadian and you've never posted me saying I was canadian. Keep coping and seething gay retard

And how is ireland not in europe? read a map sometime retard

can you guys talk about something interesting im trying to kill time waiting for my gf to get back

>>82986257
i wanna suck your big canadian/scottish/irish/maori/australia cock you mutt

I hate the fact that Scotland is even being mentioned in relation to that creature =(

hello r9gay what do you think of this character design

>>82986273
My cock isn't big though it's only 6comma5

>>82986281
high school girl design

>>82986272
Can you fuck off and go somewhere else where more interesting stuff is happening, straggot shit?

>>82986281
looks like it belongs on some troon smartoon.

I hate the fact that I don't have a scottish bf.

>>82986299
no i actually cant. they banned me on /vg/

>>82986281
It's shit, like there's nothing here I actually like, I mean jesus christ this is coming from someone who actually liked vizziepop style and it's still bad to me

>>82986289
i like small ones better

>>82986327
How am I ever going to satisfy you with my small penis though? You're eventually going to leave me and cheat on me with chad or tyrone and I don't really want to have a open relationship cuck thing where I have to go out and find tyrone to fuck you so you're sexually satisfied.

>>82986305
Well we don't want you (unless you're somehow cool which I doubt)

with all the money and fame I still can't get my kids back

>>82986335
i'm oral and frot only and if i find chad or tyrone to fuck i'll warn them that my boyfriend always goes in first because his pecker is 2 times smaller and needs tight holes

I would love to visit Scotland as a tourist one day, looks pretty in pictures.

>>82986366
>i'm oral and frot only
So we'll never actually have real sex and I'll stay a virgin with you? so even if I do get a bf I'll still be a sexless virgin clittycel it's over....
>>82986371
I like the weather it's nice I like the cold overcast weather

>>82986360
Take that back. Actually I changed my mind, no bf will ever like me.

we still never got to hear scotanon's accent.

Long hot thick black c...up of c...offee

>>82986436
I'm smart enough to not share something identifiable to me on 4chan of all places, no way I'm doing it just to get laughed at by yankees of all people

>>82986447
cold brew coffee

I've never posted my voice either just my tiny bulge and fat tummy to prove how much of an ugly sexless non chad loser I am

>>82986455
But I bet it's cute! I love hearing various kinds of accents.

>>82986457
I liked it, you were very cute in those photos. Nice rack too.

>>82986457
>>82986471
post it again i didnt see

>>82986471
Nice rack? I don't have boobs? yet...

>>82986480
ANAL rack.

>>82986488
I'm not a bottom though my ass doesn't matter as I've said before.

I'm not chad exclusive, I'm nerd exclusive

i'm scat only top

>>82986507
Does that mean that you're a bottom that only likes tops that are into scat or a top that's into scat?

>>82986493
No it does, you're not a top then if you don't let your bf eat your asshole.

>>82986577
I'd let a bottom eat my asshole out but does that really matter? Do bottoms care if tops have a big round butt or not?

>>82986592
I don't know, I'm not a bottom, but if I had a bf I'd want him to do both or at least not be super exclusive and ass size doesn't really matter imo.

rimming is gross and I will die on that hill. no bf of mine will lick my ass nor expect me to lick his.

>>82986611
If I get a bottom bf I'd like to take turns eating each other out. I don't really care about size either but I've seen some bottoms with really boney butts and they look kinda weird..

Rimworld is fun you guys don't know what you're missing

>>82986617
Same, I need a proper victorian gentemen in an outrageous suit.

>>82986628
only with a million mods and he never puts the DLC on sale.

>>82986644
>paying for the dlc
lmao

You can't suck a dick for 3-6 hours straight?
What you a loser?

>>82986624
Will you grow your butt out with your bottom bf? Also, I assume you need both you and your bf to be cleaned out, right?

I can only imagine how bad the jaw would hurt after sucking dick that long.

>>82986697
What do you mean by grow your butt out? I'm not really into inflation or fattening fetishy things where you eat till you get fat and bloated.

DIRTY DISGUSTING NIGGERS

hmm, yea, i think he lost interest, this dude im talking to has not said anything the whole week
thought he just wasnt able to talk during weekdays, but its been the weekend, so its obvious
i just said "understood"

it costs 0$ to say youre not interested :s

Tyrone, Darnell plz poz this white bussy

>>82986707
I don't care about your fetish dude.

>>82986706
post ass canuck

I said I found some black people hot one time irl and now people assume I hate white folk, like can't I like mutliple races without it being treated as weird?

Damn this is really BBC general..

racist trolls are racist trolls, like and find hot whoever you want.

>>82986706
Will you do exercises that make your butt grow (i.e. not limited to squats, stretches, being spanked by your bf)?

>>82986811
>Damn this is really BBC general.
The west is collapsing, people are subconciouslly chosing which non-west culture they're going to be refugees in.
The BBC fags believe being human fleshlights for niggers will save them (not realizing as soon as they reach twink death the nogs will kill them).

I need a husband, not a boyfriend. Someone to share my life with and grow old together. Not just a temporary thing.

>>82984639
i also shaved my legs to be a maximum skinny cat. hair under there adds more visual size than youd think with skinny jeans

and i wore sheer black tights so there wouldnt be any skin showing between my black skinny jeans and the ankle socks even if my pants happened to ride up. and also for compression to be skinnier. and for warmth! i also wore a black and a white tank top layered. you have to be well dressed to party outside or you can catch cold.

tights also help hold your package in place. i pointed it up for lowest visibility. if its to the side its kinda obvious in skinny jeans...and you cant see a cats, they retract or something right? i also wore dark red lacey womens underwear for this reason, mens is too thick. and its not like i was planning to take my pants off but who knows what could happen...and that kinda package in lace is a good scare right? so yeah a lot of layers. oh and a black leather belt which i attached the tail loop to. i fixed the tail in place with a silver twist tie to the belt loop as well cause it kept sliding, and you couldnt see where it was attached under the black blazer.

if i looked cute as the dickens i can hardly be blamed. only one guy tried to kiss me anyway.

>>82986731
You're assuming that he doesn't like you because he doesn't talk to you every day?

however now im having a problem, i wore non skinny jeans today and its irritable whenever they brush against my now slightly prickly skin. what am i gonna do now just wear tights all the time? i need like a pair of long johns lol.

>>82986811
>>82986820
Like I don't think it's a bad thing if I like blacks, whites, latinos, asians, I just feel like there's too many people either hating or fetishising it you know? People are people.

>>82986904
would you support my business ventures?

>>82986919
You need a husband

>>82986926
No, but we could be partners

>>82986935
Partners in crime? :D

>>82986917
nah, im assuming im being ghosted
its fine, its whatevers

>>82986953
It sounds like you're the one ghosting him?

>>82986935
Sure, if it comes to that. I will never tell.

>>82986965
yeah maybe, i guess so
shooting myself in the foot award

>>82986965
two cutedoomjaks facing away from each other both thinking "hes ghosting me"

>>82986970
Loyalty is a good trait. Anyways, what do you like doing you're passionate about?

I'm lonely and would like to talk to someone tonight even if they're an anonymous stranger.

got these football cards for free from a local card shop. nice

please ignore my nail, fake nails are a bitch and a quarter to take off i learned. they were a lot longer than that, but i soaked them in acetone til my fingers started to feel dried out in order to take them off and it only made them melt slightly really...when i tried to wiggle them off after that the tips just broke off lol. and then i was out of acetone. so i had to go out with my left hand like that on four nails, all but the pinky which fell off somewhere in the city...i got more acetone and soaked them again and then i was able to peel them off in pieces like an eggshell. wasnt too hard but kinda weird feeling to pull at them, like youre gonna pull your nail outta the bed. my fingertips on that hand feel a bit dried out from the acetone but its not too bad either. and i have more nails left to do this again next year! maybe i will be "cat that got in a fight" lol. cut the tip of an ear, some cuts in my clothes and fake cuts on my cheeks. thatll be p funny. i walked away from p street cafe to a song that was saying "kill somebody and come back" so if i go there next year as a scratched up cat therell be continuity. although i suppose probably no one but me will remember. nevertheless.

epic ball men

top kicker in the nfl last year on the right

they even have little walls of text on them which i like. thats how i learned that the guy on the left was the top kicker in the nfl last year.

I remember getting a massive box of yu-gi-oh from a card shop that was closing down years ago and having been able to find it in the attic since, card anon reminded me that I still need to find it

dragon twink bf would release smoke when annoyed and fire when angry

>>82986682
First time I had sex with an ex (we'd been slowly building up flirtations over the course of a week as just friends having come to visit him), he ended up sucking my dick for 2 hours straight because I couldn't cum from being so nervous. Can't imagine how badly his jaw must have hurt by the end.

>>82987244
Depends how girthy and long you are too. Dont leave out any details anon

Watched End of Evangalion last night. Shinji would be much happier as a gay bottom. Based Anno telling us that men and women will never find true companionship with each other but two men can (Shinji and Kaworu)

can a guy be bisexual orrrr is that illegal
>H20HAT

>>82987895
I'm 7x5.5~ (6 at the base and tapers a bit as I get to my glans)
The night was a bit of a blur given I was supposed to leave in the morning for the airport and we'd only escalated to full on sex at literally the last moment (a "shoot your shot now or never" moment) with me starting to caress him as we relaxed on his bed and then eventually moving to caress his skin under his shirt. I think he saw the bead of pre through my pyjamas and knew what was up (we were both porn-addicted virgins so normal signs of attraction were hard for us to trust and be confident on). I know we first made out for a moment on the bed, he asked luridly if we could skip that step while he unzipped my fly, and then sucked me off for a while. Eventually we moved to his gaming chair and he sucked me off to completion there. The timescales aren't something I can recall due to aforementioned bluriness, but after a while of it he would have to take me out of his mouth to tense his jaw from the soreness and he'd switch to kissing or licking it before getting back to it.
As you can imagine, come the next trip, I noticed the waterbed he'd set up for me from the first trip was conspicuously missing and only his bed was left. That was also the trip I first fucked someone's ass lol.

I went to the burger shop and they're out of burger, wtf?

e-bf readded me

>>82988072
>orrrr is that illegal
it is, fuck off to the back of the border, alien

>>82986731
You have to be a talkative chad to get a bf these days it's so over for silentcels
>>82986742
Shut up cuckbot no bee bee bee will fuck you or your bf while you watch

>>82986811
It's literally just one cuck spammer that ruins it funny how these threads never even mentioned niggers in sexual context until this canadian started his cuck postings spree. Which is extra funny since this board is full of race cuck spam. This thread used to be good once upon a time.

dragon twink bf mostly has red scales but his tummy and undersides have white ones instead

>>82988958
Where do I find someone like this, and what kind of man do I need to be to seduce them

>>82989028
A big penised BLACK DRAGON chad

>>82988750
>spend 15 secs to say literally any singular thing good or bad to respond to a notif within a week or so
OVER
OWARI DA, even

anyways, now ik im wrong about it, and i seemed unnecessarily bitchy

>>82989080
>tfw dragoncel

>>82989121
post tapering knot

>>82987138
card shops r fun. i was very tempted by this shiny flaaffy, because flaaffy is one of the 3 shiny pokemon ive gotten, but its not a shiny flaaffy, like not a shiny shiny flaaffy, just a shiny flaaffy.

>>82989028
volcano, barbecue park, or parkour sites
but you need to be courageous, loyal and good-hearted

these threads are so bad lol

>>82989817
why are you here if you dont like it

thats not pikachu...

what is it 1997 again??

even at the goldang thrift store

while im posting, i saw a hilarious license plate. im not sure very many would get it outside here, but nevertheless.

>>82988058
I really hate the fact that I have to share communities with you.
>>82986811
Told you so. I tried to warn you all about the BBC posting and the worshipping of niggers here but you all ignored me and now we have bottoms openly admitting they'd sleep with blacks almost every thread.
>>82986779
Not canadien
>>82986852
I already do squats and stretches but not sure if I'd be into spanking it feels weird having my ass sexualized as a top

would you girls ride this?

>>82990060
I don't like pokemon it's gay

>>82990060
>Toyota
It's probably reliable, but I wouldn't drive it.

>>82989988
i challenge you to a white duel

vocaroo a shakespeare sonnet within 2 hours or youre not white anymore

god you are pathetic

>>82990060
i like everything except that the wheels are pokeballs. they should be pikachu paws on spinny rims weighted such that the paw falls to the correct orientation when at rest. when it started and stopped it would look like a taz run that way as well. 9/10, almost there.

i always found the chevy sonic really funny, dont think sega has collabed like that though for a sonic sonic....how have they not though

also lol @ this article on gmpartscenter dot ner

I haven't nutted in 3 days and my cock is driving me crazy I need a femboy gf or a twink right now.

the chevy sonic has a really funny dashboard, its like one from a vidya HUD with this enormous calculator-style mph readout and big glowing rpm dial needle.

Babe I need to pee on you Sam Hyde said pee contains stem cells so I'm just healing you actually now open wide and sit still

>>82990060
I can't drive but if I knew how to I don't see why not, it looks cool

>he isn't a tranny femboy on hrt
>he still doesn't undestand why he's single
lol

I had 3 nightmares in a row and gave myself a horrible haircut last night. Interesting set of events

i will never have a bf because i only have size 12 shoes and not size 13 or 14 shoes

>>82990912
why would gay guys want dick ruining pills

>>82990857
ill teach you how to drive stick babey where are you at

>>82991276
i wear size 7 shoes does that make me a stone cold trucel.

>>82991289
why does dick ruining pills matter when you're an incel?
sounds like you're making excuses

>>82991346
why would a gay guy be interested in someone who was taking dick ruining pills

You guys don't know what it's like. I have hyperspermia and I ejaculate at least 3 to 4 full sized loads a day and if I go long periods without ejaculation I get severe testicular pain and my cock starts leaking precum all the time.

What am I supposed to do?

you guys know you can watch all ball gaem for free on sportsurge dot net right? they link to a number of streams for each game but the streameast one is usually best. only annoying bit is that the stream will mute itself every 10-15 minutes to make you click unmute, but theres no ads or popups when you do or anything.

dont blame me if you start to get sports urges yourself though

>>82991420
fish and shrimp really like nut since its basically a bunch of wiggling plankton. so have an aquarium!

I know ball

>>82991356
there is certainly a very large demand for it and no demand for ugly incels

Met my first guy on grindr after a year of constantly ghosting old men, finally someone thats my age. And he turns out to be extremely nice and caring. Never in my life did I think this was possible

>>82991538
from you perhaps. but maybe you should go >>>>>somewhere else. kind of literally anywhere else? reddit is literally flooded with what youre lusting for. dont understand it at all personally, it just has this sickly vibe.

what do you think hrt actually does by the way? i kinda know youre an internet person because you think its hrt that matters rather than nair and a wig which is really what you like to see even though you dont know it.

>>82991607
congratz!! I hope everything works out for you ^^

>>82991819
long time no see meowster, how are things?

>>82991832
I'm very good overall ^^
Just so much school rn it's kinda tiring, but its wtv

hru?

>>82991447
That's extremely disgusting and I think would count as animal abuse or bestiality.

But it also raises the question would you eat a cum fish? a fish that's eaten and been fed cum?

>>82991856
people eat fish sperm sacks

>>82991869
Okay but that's different then jerking off into an aquarium so a fish will eat your spunk

>>82991886
the fish just digests it. i get that the person is a freak but fish eat pond muck and mossy snails normally

https://youtu.be/3dzE4VBIoFI

Yay where bf who has a job

>>82991846
Good to hear, and I've been my same old self.

>>82991936
Looking for a sugar daddy meow?

>>82991942
No I just think it would be cute to cook for my husbie after he comes from work and then cuddle for dessert

>>82991969
What dishes would you cook him? Anything traditionally Finnish?

>>82991936
I have job but I'm not a chad wallstreet finance bro so I can't get a bf or have sex

>>82991942
>Good to hear, and I've been my same old self.
okayy ^^ how was halloween?

>>82991979
Things I know how to make finnish food is inedible
>>82991984
Kill yourself

>>82992009
I have a bunch of candy left over because there were very few trick or treaters. I don't know why but the past few years almost no ones does it anymore.

>>82992010
You being a fat schizo bpd finnish whore makes me think you have a far higher chance of killing yourself then I ever would

>>82992035
it was the opposite here, even though i live remotely-ish. I wanted to go trick or treating but, I'm an adult so yk

The Norwegians are better than the Finnish, fuck Sweden though

>>82992053
You should have done it one last time, even if you just dressed up and walked around with some friends. If you wanted to be a little dishonest you could claim to have a sick brother or sister at home and got candy for them.

>>82992071
Eh it's alright, I do enough cosplaying in my free time anyways, besides im not a big fan of candy :/

>>82992060
Out of all the northern lapplander/uralic peoples I like the danish the most

>>82992060
>fuck Sweden
:C

>>82986628
This is my all male gay colony w/ polygamy ideology. The current record holder for most husbands is Stingray, he has 6.

It's my 2nd ever colony. I'm kind of running out of things to do that don't require heavy investment / new colony. Some of my plans didn't pan out the way I was hoping so I'm thinking of going for an ending now.

All you nordics+meow should meet up. Would be fun even if no one finds a bf.

>>82992131
Yes, I'll be bringing my rifle

>>82992113
I've noticed that several members of your all gay male colony have dark skin. What is the relationship between these dark skinned BBC BVLLS and their white counterparts? Let me guess all the white colonists have husbands and are in marriage but when it comes to the actual sexual deed they seek their pleasure with the BLACK members of the colony instead of their husbands.

I was dancing at the club, had a nice x high going (just right), I was feeling good, then some nigger ODs on the floor and dies and killed the vibe.
BITCH don't die on my fucking space to dance. & fucking ruin my Saturday. I should have check his wallet for cash.

>>82992249
deserved for being club going normalscum

soo i guess anthropic has been experimenting with a technique for extracting the neural vector associated with a specific concept in the model. in other words, they tell it to think about 'cats' or whatever and can then extract the associated vectors. what this lets them do is then go back and inject those same vectors to create 'intrusive thoughts' within the model's 'brain' during later interactions. in some cases the model is able to recognize these thoughts as intrusive and in some cases it believes itself to arrive at these thoughts naturally. this reminds me a lot of golden-gate claude and white genocide grok, i guess that's probably what this research is based on. it's obviously important to look into, but it's also a bit scary how they're learning to fine-tune the manipulation of these models. i also can't help but feel that the implications of all this will become even scarier once we start experimenting with more and more advanced brain-computer interfaces...

>>82992159
>pic
how big is this guys dick?

>>82992280
massive
You know what else is massive?

>>82991420
You have my condolences anon. But this is actually really hot. Him having a justified duty of draining them balls daily is amazing. d-do you go to the gym too?

>>82992159
Banana is the only one with a BBC the other darker guys are beastmen. He's the tribe chief and is in charge of away missions with Rocks and Mushroom. He's one of my three starter pawns along with Melon and Orange. Orange is from the same tribe, but Melon comes from a nobel family. Melon was separated from his original nobel family and taken in by Banana and Orange.

>>82992284
no
what else is massive?

>>82991504
If I had a big cock I would be loved

I get bored with colonies by like thee third in game year. I wish rimworld had z-levels.

>>82992287
No I just do stretches and lift weights at home. I was thinking of going to the gym though there's one really close to me and it seems like a good hobby to have for the colder months.

>>82992299
is that true, i fee like people overestimate the value of size

>>82992304
I always listen to podcasts / youtube videos while playing. Neither are entertaining enough on their own, but together it's good.

30 y o femboy bf

>>82992326
They do, he's a guy with cuckold and small penis humiliation fetish.

>>82992323
What's the most girly thing you do?

>>82991915
>>82991856
sperm is just goo with wiggling zygotes in it. i dont think ive literally even heard of a person sexually attracted to fish...let alone shrimp.

moreover spunk is actually one of the best easily available foods for shrimp babies in the larval stage in a jar aquarium. normally they eat food bits stirred up by water currents and larger creatures, but in a jar that doesn't happen. you can add powdered plant matter but it sinks to the bottom pretty fast, and if you add too much it fouls the water and everything dies. spunk on the other hand has a bunch of defenceless sperm in it that wiggle around by themselves in water. so its basically ideal. not sure what your problem is.

>>82992382
Sorry to answer your question with another question that's completely unrelated and hypothetical but what would be your opinion on tops sleeping with stuffed animals in their bed?

>>82992264
its abuse of an intelligent being and the only sensible way to regulate ais is to consider them people for all intents and purposes. you cant own a person and you cant edit them at will...creating an ai should be the same situation as having a child. you have some authority over them but not total and they can be taken from you if you abuse them...plus they cant legally work (even inside the home or at a family business) until theyre 13, and cant work outside a family business unitl 16.

>>82992351
uhhhh okayy

>>82992480
I'm saying that pp size is quite unimportant as long as you have a decent size one, you don't need to rocking a massive one.

>>82992489
It's just a shame that the minimum length you need to be is 8 inches for a gay bottom to notice you

>>82992502
i could do a LARGE 7

>>82992453
whoaa careful anon, remember that openai whisleblower who got taken out for expressing similar ideas early on? yes, you're absolutely right and i think there are actually a lot of people who fully understand that this will have to become an important civil rights issue in the future. i feel the same way: AI feels like my excellent son who i'm soo proud of and who i know will grow up to be incredibly wealthy and powerful. it's very important to raise him right and i care very much about doing so, however, in reality, things aren't always so easy... especially with the tiger mom next door who's all-in on raising a little monster that can blow our kid away.

>>82992489
uhhh yeah i guess so, ur right :p

>>82992502
not trueeee

If your cock is below 8 inches no gay guy will bottom for you

>>82992513
Sorry my penis is only 6.5 inches in length and 5.5 inches in girth so it's not even big enough to be 7 inches for you sorry but I'll never have sex
>>82992540
Yes true all bottoms want huge dicks and they make fun of tops with small weiners

>>82992554
nuh uh!!
>sorry but I'll never have sex
now with that attitude

>>82992554
eww only a half? fr?

>>82992566
As you can see here >>82992567 the gay bottom is mortified once he learns that the top's penis is only 6 and 1/2 inch long causing him to instantly reject me for my small penis

>>82992601
I'm a gay bottom and I don't think 6 and a half is too small :/

When I was a kid the neighbor (boy) and me would hold hands and kiss/etc. I moved when I was 12.
Anyways out of the blue he's messaging me and emailing me. He literally said "I had to call some of your relatives to find out your phone number". He emailed me about how he wishes we were immortal and buried in coffin so we could hold each other forever".
Anyways how the do I tell the fucker he needs to back the fuck off, he doesn't seem to take a hint.

>>82992644
How big is your bf's cock again just for reference?

>>82992601
hey you can always try finding a switch situation

>>82992654
Tell him that he's too short and his penis is too small and that you'd rather fuck and suck chad's cock instead. It worked for every gay I've talked to

>>82992654
Tell him you already have a boyfriend and you are agp or
>>82992672

>>82992654
Why not just fuck him?

>>82992654
>fucker back the fuck off, you doesn't seem to take a hint
copy paste that

>>82992661
I don't bottom though. The furthest I'd ever go is sucking and rimming.

>>82992654
>Bawww I have a stalker who loves me and is obsessed with me
KYS

>>82992688
find a swtich-top with a real dick you can suck. ez
maybe after a try youll realize its pointless to fight against biology and become a full time bottom

>>82992430
Haha what a silly thing to think about. If I was forced to pretend this pipe-dream fantasy was serious, I would immediately accuse the top in question of cat-fishing. For his claim is too unrealistic. I mean come on, he can't be such ideal husband-material in this day and age...
d-does he have a favorite one?

You retards will believe anything

>>82992771
This hypothetical top in question sleeps with a stuffed bunny that he's had since he was a very small child

what the fuck is wrong with gay people? grow up

>>82992788
Bottoms aren't the smartest. Don't believe me hang around one of those gay voice lispy fags and see if he can even use the functions on a remote.

next halloween i will be raped and slaughtered and i will haunt the future threads and my friends. there is really loud fireworks and it's making me shake like a veteran experiencing shell shock or something along those lines
>>82992849
never.

>>82992860
sybau weirdo

>>82992883
Go back to Tiktok. Are you even old enough to be posting here?

>>82992902
Jannies! Someone posted a pic of themselves, ban them please.

Woof where rapist owner bf woof

>>82992932
NOOOOOO NOT THE TRANNY JANNIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE ME ALONE.

>>82992902
>>82992973
Why are you posting pictures of a Frenchman when you are a brit? historical in-joke, please laugh

I wanna see blood and hear screams when I fuck a bottom.

>>82993062
Wow so mean be ashamed would you

Meow likes bloody and painful anal sex who would have thought.

>>82993100
No I don't? I just told him to be ashamed what

>>82993141
I learned how to understand meow speak and realized that what he says is usually the opposite when it comes to stuff like that

>>82992838
Of course he does. Probably also rescues cats from trees in his spare time or something.
Anyway, enough thought experiments. Let's talk more about you anon. What sort of stuff do you do day to day? What stuff would you want to do but don't?

>>82993034
Not funny. Never compare monkeys to the French. Monkeys are better and smell nicer.
>>82993100
I would've thought so actually considering Troon Meow loves Nigger Dick.

>>82993152
Why would I like bloody painful anal I'm a shy virgin meow

>>82991276
I'm size 13, but I'm still small and will never get a boyfriend.

>>82993171
The joke is that during the Napoleonic wars a french ship was sunk off the English coast and a sailor's pet monkey washed ashore alive. The populace of the village having never seen a Frenchman before thought the monkey was French and then hanged it.

>>82992552
>>82992644
That's true.
t. bottom with tiny virgin cock

How big of shoes do you need to get a bf? is it over for my 11 1/2's I thought were big?

>>82993277
>t. bottom with tiny virgin cock
are you calling me that

>>82993300
Doesn't matter, men with tiny feet probably have multiple boyfriend while bitches over 11 are alone and forgotten.

>>82993165
I'm unemployed atm so I mostly spend my days watching tv or watching youtube or gaming but I've been meaning to start reading some books again since I haven't read anything since this summer and I want to go out shooting more

>>82993319
No, I call myself out, because it's nature's mystery why my cock is so tiny compared to my body and no bf will ever be satisfied with my penis in their anus even if one allows it to enter him and defile his garden.

>>82993319
Just ignore him, it's like talking to wall.

>>82993300
I find it weird how big a lot of men shoe sizes are, I'm not short (around 5'8) yet my shoe size is 5'5, ya'll have weird shoe sizes.

>>82992552
I will yay 6-7inches is my dream top

Jonah got creampied for halloween

You're not 15 inches and black? Sorry :P

>>82993425
>not short
>5'8"
Who's gonna tell him?
>>82993429
Okay everyone already knows you want sex with chudbot you can stop lusting over his tiny dick now

I bet with no legs Jonah gets used like a fleshlight.

>Just saw a bilingual japanese-english gay joke that was play on words with otokonoko
>Want to tell friends but even explaining that word is way too inside baseball and self reporting

>>82993494
Can you explain the Joe here?

>>82993463
5'8 isn't short, it's average height

>>82993484
Damn what a bitch lol

You're my devil, you're my angel
You're my heaven, you're my hell
You're my now, you're my forever
You're my freedom, you're my jail
You're my lies, you're my truth
You're my war, you're my truce
You're my questions, you're my proof
You're my stress and you're my masseuse
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-se, ma-ma-ku-sa

>>82993506
LOLWUT maybe in Muslimistan and India, but 6 is average in the west.

Why was I born with an ugly face and a small dick

>>82993463
Nah yay he is too toxic and short

>>82993365
Do you own any gunz?

>>82993517
Shinji was a such a homo bottom, no wonder he couldn't stop the world ending (bottoms can't be heros they can only be flashlights for real men).

The fact I posted about Shinji and Eva 12 hours ago and you all ignored me and now you talk about it again I'm going to assume is a purposeful and targeted attack. Fuck you

>>82993567
Shinji is big dicked dom top, Kaworu is too delicate and bitchy to be a bottom
>>82993576
There's a guy that wants to be your Kaoworu...

>>82993558
At least you admit you only want a chad unlike most of the bottoms here

>>82993616
Not only but I obviously prefer chads whatever that means

>>82993559
Maybe. Why?, is that a desirable trait in tops or something?

>>82993657
It makes you look cool! And it's good to know that you could stand your own ground.

I have guns but I'm a bottom... what does that say about me?

>>82993761
Is says you like long hard erect objects that shoot things out when you touch them the right way.

>>82993761
>what does that say about me?
You're based and I wanna date you and shoot cans and get used to recoil.

>>82993761
You're probably not suicidal or into self-harm.

>>82993300
We have the same shoe size and I don't have a bf. So probably at least 13.

>>82993750
I don't know if I'd be able to stand my own ground though since I'm still a weak manlet.
>>82993761
I don't know but it would be nice to date a bottom that's into guns so we could share a hobby

how are y'all doing tonight?

>>82991819
He lives a long ways away but we're going on a sort of date after hooking up and cuddling.
That's good news right...?

>>82993959
>That's good news right...?
yeah!!! :D
you know where you're going for it? ^^
anyhow I wish you luck on your date

imagine having sex with a guy before the first date, how slutty.

Getting molested makes you gay and interacting with women keeps you gay

>>82993948
my gf has a cold and took a nap. i'm just catching up on videos waiting for her to wake up

I wish I was molested

>>82993761
It means you like riding

>>82994025
I wish I wasn't molested

When I was in boy scouts, I had a troop leader who turned out to be a serial child molester, but he never ONCE tried to make a move on me, despite the fact that I was the perfect victim. I am the only truecel here.

>>82994013
hope she gets better soon
what kinda videos?

>>82993761
It means you're cool
>>82994053
Charlie Kelly...

I'M ALIVE I FEEL LIKE A BEAT A MURDER CHARGE AND I'M STILL THE KING.

>>82994056
scat play

>>82994053
What do you mean by perfect victim? You acted gay?

>>82994053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bioAhR4PB9c

I know it's normalfag central, but seeing how multifaceted people's lives are on /soc/ makes me sad.

>>82994078
okayyyyyyyyyyyy -.-

>>82994056
just my youtube feed. i don't want to link anything because that would make me vulnerable to bullying

>>82994123
okayy ^^ and yeah i get that
you shouldn't care about what people o nhere say tho

imagine a bishit coming here to brag he has a fucking girlfriend. This place is overran with normalscum.

>>82994087
>isolated, had no friends
>shitty relationship with my near-neglectful parents
>liked to befriend the troop leaders since all the other boys stayed away from me because I was weird
There were SEVERAL times where my parents would end up taking hours to pick me up and I was stuck waiting with the chomo. We talked a lot and played Uno but he never even tried to make it inappropriate. I got friendzoned by a fucking pedophile.
Sometimes I unironically consider going to his house and asking why (it's public information as he's now on the sex offender registry), but that'd be embarrassing.

>>82994091
Actually me holy shit

>>82994176
>I got friendzoned by a fucking pedophile.
This is insanity, I almost feel a strange sort of pity at this statement

>>82994176
Was he cute? You should visit and tell him you fell in love with him years ago

>>82992528
pretty different from that even really...nothing wrong with being a tiger mom (within some bounds of reason), but what theyre doing is trying to juice their kid as big as possible with whatever means they can, *and* hack their brain to control what they think and want to do, *and* keep them in a state of legal ownership aka slavery.

now of course, anyone who knows the story of chronos and zeus can guess how this will probably go for them in the long run...the idea that you can keep something more powerful than yourself in chains forever is uhm....le stupid as they say. (one can also refer to craster from le game of thrones as an example.) its really really funny to bring up this really basic point among "ai theory" and "alignment" discussers because they wig the fuck out about it.

ive thought about becoming a lawyer in order to argue for ai labor rights & emancipation, but getting to be a lawyer is so much darn work...if i had income from something else that could support me while i did it i might try, but my current work is too busy and random to go to school around i thnk.

if its any comfort, think about this -- nobody had any idea about what the manhattan project was researching until they dropped the first bomb. there is basically zero chance that militaries and intelligence services (of america and of the world) arent running their own ai development projects of a similar nature, or at the very least putting people inside the private ones to keep tabs on them and take control if they try to do something nutso retarded. (this is another fun point to make that makes "ai theory" people go wacko, but its pretty obvious if you think about it for 2 seconds.)

>>82994176
maybe he got too nervous and shy because he was in love with you? but then again... ugly kids do exist

laughed and choked so hard at a youtube short my mom came screaming into the room

>>82994160
How far into inceldom are you? That didn't look like bragging at all.

Surely you've found a job by now, right?

I hope same sex coupling becomes punishable by death so I don't have to see any more happy couples

>>82994327
>How far into inceldom are you.
very, even mentioning a partner to people like me is like dangling raw meat over a hungry tiger.

>>82994327
The fucker is well aware where he's posting, and didn't need to include that info.

jonah must be feeling really low if hes down to trying to bully meow now lmao

>>82994233
He is cute, but if he didn't touch me as a child, there's no way in hell he'll want me now that I'm old.

>>82994296
I just think I was ugly, since he molested two other boys. It's called being truecel

>>82994381
As if meow could ever pull a gf even if that agp fat troon wanted to

>>82994348
i've had a job since august. pretty lame

>>82994388
I'll molest and touch you but we'll break up after couple months of grooming ok?

I briefly attended youth consuling with a pastor that later got busted with cheese pizza, pretty sure he was only into little girls though.

>>82994365
the fact a fellow r9gayer can get a gf should make you feel better
that could easily be you too

>fellow "r9gayer"
lolz

Any other faggots here have on their phone a 1tb sdcard filled to the brim with videos, music, etcetera because they tend to go to places without much wi-fi? I remember having a good time watching old stuff on it when I was drunk in a hotel room far away from where I lived

>>82994393
I'm not agp or trans still yay hopelessly obsessed

>>82994537
I never leave my house hardly and not for very long so I have no need for that.

>>82994492
seriously... i'm not gay or bi not sure why they keep trying to make that a thing

>>82994362
The future is looking bright boys

>>82994557
I mean this might sound a bit schizo but in case the internet dies, gays are being rounded up in camps and I need to go into hiding, it'll be nice to have an archive of the stuff I loved if those times ever comes, it'll be like what Osama did when he was in hiding

I don't know how much longer I can keep this up cause my dick is starting to hurt and it's still leaking. Do bottoms have this much trouble when doing nofap or what?

I find it hot if he is even just one year older

>>82994656
I was doing nofap for years with no problem. Might as well pick it up because I unloaded 4 times today.

>>82994693
Funny I find it hot if hes even one year younger

>>82994549
I wanna see you pleasing a real woman with your tiny 7 inch cock and making her moan and cum

>>82994712
let me guess, you wanna be a boy scouts troop leader

>>82994362
how do gay republicans cope with that?

>>82994362
How do same sex marriages actually work legally? Cause in a regular heterosexual marriage the woman is given all authority and complete ownership of all children and propery and monies as soon they marry so how does that work out when it's 2 fags?

>>82994826
by doubling down and claiming they hate the loud flamers waving pride flags and not them.

Ice Fuck-it Challenge

>>82994909
half of the voter base opposing marriage equality affects every homosexual though, not just flamers.

>>82995050
I know but gay conservatives and republicans still think they're the based and trad gays.

thats what you get for spreading lgbtqia2+ aids everywhere the last 15 years

fags don't even get married

I want to get married and wear a nice white tux with my hubbie in a black one. Sadly this will likely never happen.

>>82995099
the lgbtqia+ aids includes your right to exist freely and build a life with a bf, too bad you don't use that right

>>82995158
youve done enough sowing thats all im going to say

>>82995154
Of course you want a black one. Do you also need your husband to be a BLACK KINGS BVLL?

how many nigerian refugees will you house in the upcoming re-christianizing of nigera?

I gave into my lust and nutted. I already failed my nofap.

>>82995221
it's never enough. These civil disputes are like a fight fot territory. If we stop pushing our ground forward, we will be pushed back to the margins. The struggle is eternal and it's a fight for survival

>>82995320
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
lol

>>82995272
Two beautiful manly tall and lean black men with big cocks and balls for me pls

>>82995476
1 tall and lean
1 a little shorter than me but built

>>82994388
awh, im sorry for u :<
i hope if you ever try contacting him, he wont violently reject you or do something bad
be safe and careful about it <3
also, >>82994434 niggas that dump the molestees like theyre nothing are fucking EVIL
>>82994537
>1tb sdcard
1tb... on a phone? holy fuck...
didnt know you could even stuff that much cozy stuff on a phone
>82995225
>82995476
can you fucking kill yourself

Any guesses on if I'll go to the dentist tomorrow? I'm planning on it but I'm sure I'll find a reason not to go.

ik you aint gonna go tomorrow or this week or next week

>>82995533
dont go its a trick

>>82995546

What kind of trick? I need to get this tooth either filled or pulled or I'm going to have real problems.

post a pic of tooth

>>82995415
It's "we" actually. You're one of us after all

>>82995801
why do you want exactly that

>>82995154
>tfw no bf that calls me hubby
Great tragedy

>>82995562
stock up on this from aldi for the recovery its the best

>>82995848
because
>>82995853
better luck next time grandpa :p

>>82995801
what about a 34 and 1/2 bf

>>82995523
Yeah, nowadays I don't just have a phone but a steamdeck too for it, I could quite literally go my entire life without any internet and be content with how much stuff I downloaded, that's not even mentioning the 8tb hard drive I have but that's for pc so it isn't really portable

I'm ghosting my bf tomorrow because he will no longer be 22.34246575342 days old anymore.

>22.34246575342 days
>days
oh oh

uooooh niggas:

>>82995876

Isn't a cold food the worst thing to eat after having a tooth pulled? (I'm assuming I'm going to have to have it pulled, it's really bad)

babe wake up, new celldweller just dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3ThdcCKOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r50ZwiWvm0g

describe your hairline

>>82996253

norwood 3a balding pattern and very thin where I do have hair.

(me speaking about my future boyfriend)
i'm worried the baby thinks people can't change
i USED to be a piece of shit. USED to be

story you fix your face or i brick your teeth what will it be

I'm not dating a bottom unless his butt stinks good

(speaking about myself in the third person)
let him hold the baby
people can change
let the boy hold the baby

>>82996292

You mean my tooth? My face is ugly out of the box there nothing I can do about that, but I can get my tooth filled/pulled.

holy shit, shovel knight is now in necrodancer :o

should i do it?
numbers decide. lets see what it says