How to make $500 of side income quickly

>crypto
>stocks
>credit card churning
>scalping

What's the best way to make $500 of side income as quickly as possible? I have access to $10,000 startup capital.

Assuming you currently have mid 5 figures in a meme coin and are currently at a loss, when would you cash out?

Assuming you're not working a white collar job, what's a decent way to make money? Seems like doordash and doing surveys is mostly a waste of time

When you jack off, you are touching an erect penis and getting sexual pleasure out of it. It's gay.

Once ETH breaks 5k and it consolidates, what are the best coins to rotate to?

In the past, alts would make a nice return of 20, 30, or even 100x. Nowadays we celebrate 20, 30% up

What's the highest ETH/BTC ratio you think we'll see remainder of this year? 0.04? Higher?

>Girl asks what you do for work
>You're a crypto gambler

What do you tell her?

When do you take profits?
My fellow 4chaners, when do you guys take profits? Can you control your greed? We always lose when there's no plan in place. Think of that.

When do you plan on taking profit?

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why is "she" not wearing a bra

Hōkago yūgure no sora Issho no kaerimichi de Te ga furetanoni dōshite? Gyutto shite kurenakatta no? Koi no kyōkasho ga areba jugyō-chū Utatane shinaide motto benkyō surunoni Anata ni dakishime rareta yume ga Ureshi hazukashi ikute mune ni tojikometa mama Kōtei hashiru anata megake Kono terepashī o sōshin Gyutto gyutto shite hoshī no Onaji kurasu ni natte Naname ushiro no seki de Anata

Have any of you quit your jobs to live off BTC gains? Or are you keeping your job until you hit your make it number? I feel like I'm just wasting my years away waiting for my life to finally begin, but then again, I might be free in 5-10 years finally.

What alts are worth holding anymore? Pepe, fartcoin? I'm all in BTC, but thinking of allocating 10-20% to alts in case we do get an alt season this fall.

Call me crazy, but I actually finally think we see some alt action in the next coming months. A lot of stuff breaking their down trends right now.

Women are life suckers. They exist to suck the life and money out of you at every chance. And they try to tempt you and could your judgment by using the things on their chest and the hole between their legs. Do not fall for their tricks, and you'll become a rich man. If you fall for it, you will never make it. Yes, you may get laid, but at such a cost as to not even be worth it

What other dumb shit should I blow my gains on now?