>>514053514
I can't even make it through a 90 minute movie at the theater without having to miss some of the film to pee
BRING BACK INTERMISSIONS SO I CAN PISS WITHOUT MISSING ANY OF THE MOVIE
>>513039404
IF YOU KEEP FLIPPING SO FAST THE STEAK WILL NEVER GET COOKED YOU STUPID STUPID DORO
YOU'VE BEEN FLIPPING IT FOR LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES AND ONE SIDE IS STILL RAW AND RED AND THE OTHER IS BROWN AND WELL-DONE
>>507935932
I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS
I WANT TO STICK THE KEY INTO THE IGNITION AND TURN IT TO MAKE THE CAR GO VROOM VROOM
I DO NOT WANT TO PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON LIKE AN ELEVATOR