>>720025676
make a 4chan phone app but it's actually offline and is just an artificial feed of all the "iconic" old 4chan posts and le epic greentexts that always get maymay'd, along with the ritualistic "what did they mean by this" and "thoughts?" and daily "why do you play as a girl?" and "god of war cuck joke" threads, just over and over again, that's what the board is like anyway so they probably won't even be able to tell it's not actually online
and let them sit there and make posts into the ether to be swallowed up, never realizing they're not actually on 4chan
they're happy, we're happy
everyone's happy
hell, meme the hell out of the app on here and convince them only real true and honest oldfags use it, maybe even set up a 4chan account system they can pay for to make their posts appear super important in the app (to them) so it pays for the servers too, most tourists don't even operate PCs so they'll never know
