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Niko already "lost" to the coffee.

Recently, I've begun imagining Shen when I'm on the toilet. I grow so afraid that I can shit nearly on command, in absolute fear for my life. Last night at a Baseball game I had to use the bathroom in the third inning. It was crowded and I was having trouble going, so I imagined Shen and I got so scared that screamed while releasing my bowels into the bowl. It was a bit awkward leaving the bathroom but when I returned to my set I had hardly missed any of the game. I have "arrived."

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>*PLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPppppp....*
>*Flush*