>be me, fatty mcweightloss
>strict diet, eating on a timetable with several hour gaps between meals
>regular exercise, alternating between lifts and cardio, lose over 100 lbs
>look the part, can now pass as a regular joe
>off blood pressure medication, now in the 100s & 110s without it
>get a lipid panel with my metabolic on doctor's recommendation since i've never had one
>super high ldl cholesterol over >300, hdl 78
>normal triglycerides, normal fasting blood sugar, normal a1c
What the fuck? Did I do this? Is this because of my low carb diet? Is it something else? I'm not even a big fat consumer, and I can't imagine what else in my diet might have caused this. How does this even happen?

I occasionally fuck trannies merely because I'm afraid of real women (even if jerk off to the latter sometimes twice a day).

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Jesus.

Guys is it me or is Penhaligon's Sartorial being discontinued?

>be me
>college gooner
>in a discord group chat with the boys
>we don't talk about faggy shit usually but one of the boys is hitting it off with a girl so all of us kinda want to get some of that
>one of the boys (ex-friend) says he has a crush coincidentally on the same girl i have a crush on and since im not doing anything about it hes going to make a move, he just wants to let us know to come clear
>be mad as shit but nobody has my back
>they completely ignore me and start joking about how he's going to slip a roofie on her drink to get her pregnant
>idea.jpg
>wait until the middle of the night when the fellas log off
>notice said crush is online so add her to the group chat
>she doesnt interact but know she's silently reading
>be next day, wake up
>there's chaos in the group chat
>they kicked her out and are going apeshit
>they're mad at me but i dont care
>be back at college, some people are throwing me weird looks
>one of the fellas comes over to me mad, turns out bitch leaked EVERYTHING
>the things we said about niggers, our rape and incest jokes, the time we all shared our sisters best pics from their instagram pages to rate them on a rapeability scale
>EVERY FUCKING THING
>The girl who was hitting it off with one of the boys wants no more contact with him
>one of the sisters found out about this shit
>shit went nuclear
>the boys decided to delete the group chat and take a break from each other during summer so they kicked me out of the group chat
>suspect they are still using it in secret
>be now, summer, alone, no boys, no nothing
anons, im about to start my sophmore year next semester, do people easily forget in college? please tell me they do