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Bukele for example is incredibly based. He destroyed the corruption in the ES govt; adopted BTC as national currency; provided jobs for everyone who needs work building roads and other infrastructure. And he was re-elected with 85% of the vote! Exemplary leadership despite his wall-kissing.

The only valid criticism is that he is too authoritarian!

Thus, the Fellowship was formed. They set out at dawn, crossing the Brandywine River under the watchful gaze of the stars. In the misty woods of Bree, they met Gimli the Dwarf—or rather, Alex Jones, a bellowing mountain-dweller with a beard as wild as his theories and an axe forged from pure info-war steel. “The Ring is a globalist plot!” he roared, his voice echoing off the Prancing Pony’s walls. “Chemtrails in the sky, fluoride in the water—it’s all connected to that Epstein abomination! I’ll cleave through any orc who stands in our way, be they from the East or the South, swarming like locusts under Sauron’s spell.”
Further along the path, in the ethereal glades of Rivendell, they encountered Legolas the Elf, but in this tale, he was no mere woodland sprite. He was Donald Trump, the golden-haired archer of Lothlórien, his bow strung with strings of unfiltered rhetoric and arrows tipped with tweets that could fell foes from afar. “This Ring? It’s huge, folks. The biggest blackmail operation you’ve ever seen. And those orcs—bad hombres, pouring in from Asia and Africa, controlled by the deep state Sauron. We’re gonna destroy it, make Middle-earth great again!” His elven grace was unmatched, dodging scandals like shadows in the wind, and his aim was true as a wall against invaders.

Xavier’s voice boomed telepathically: “Enough!” A psychic wave staggered everyone, but Wolverine pushed through, slashing at Dev’s tendrils. Magneto, bloodied but defiant, summoned a magnetic storm, pulling guns from nearby GCPD cruisers and turning them into a bullet hailstorm aimed at the warriors.
Arjun fell first, riddled with rounds despite his healing. Rajan shielded the group, but the strain cracked his field. Vikram sped in for a kill-shot on Wolverine, but Logan’s claws found his throat in a brutal counter. Karan ignited the air, forcing Magneto to shield himself with a metal cocoon. Dev hurled debris, but Erik crushed it mid-air.
In the end, as sirens wailed and the rift pulsed, Xavier called a retreat. The remaining warriors—bloodied, their handsome features marred—vanished into the shadows with him. Wolverine panted, claws retracting. “That was weird as hell.” Magneto dusted off his helmet. “The multiverse is full of surprises. But we stand.”
Gotham reclaimed its night, the fight a fleeting scar on its eternal chaos.

Plop. I ran out of my free slop. Name my group!

Theo Von Gambit?