Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:46:02 AM
No.21689911
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Elaine: I liked that stuffed-crust pizza, cheese-in-crust pizza.
Hal: It's just more cheese.
Elaine: Hey, let me tell you something. It'll be years before they find another place to hide cheese on a pizza.
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8/24/2025, 4:47:58 PM
No.213966828
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Elaine: How come he's getting so smart? I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago and I don't know no Portuguese.
Jerry: Are you all right?
Elaine: I don't know. It's just the last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know... not good.
Jerry: Wait a second, I know what's happening. The no sex thing is having a reverse effect on you.
Elaine: What? What are you talking about?
Jerry: To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid!
Elaine: I don't understand.
Jerry: Exactly.