I hear you're not supposed to jump off a motorcycle with a running car because of the circuit differences between an alternator and a stator, but aren't they basically the same thing? Alternating current, except regulator and rectifier on the motorcycle is external, though that shouldn't make a difference, or so I would think.

You could jump it off with a non running car, though, right?

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I'm guessing the joke about your height at this point is that you are actually not 5'3" and you just say you are.