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I was walking along the natural trail when suddenly the trail ended, as it was interrupted by a ROAD. The road had a bunch of ugly CARS on it. The cars were big and INEFFICIENT. Grrr!!! Fucking capitalism!! I picked up a branch and swung it around with all of my might. I would show those CAPITALIST ASSHOLES the strength of FREE, NATURAL WOOD!! Unfortunately, since I am un-athletic, the stick landed on the grass, far from the road for which I was aiming. A fascist, undesirable PIG POLICE MAN saw me and came to enforce his "laws". "Hey, kid!" he said outloud. I turned around and ran. "You little punk!" he called after me. I ran and I ran, back the way I came. THANK SCIENCE FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL, FREE NATURE TRAIL I thought to myself, as I sprinted. "You can't make money off of nature, and that's a good thing!" The capitalist pig cops sent a fucking HELICOPTER after me. BUT, since I am a man of the people, I took refuge under a bridge with the local disadvantaged population (discriminated against by CAPITALISM) until the chopper left. "FUCK DONALD TRUMP!" I screamed at the sky. Totally epic win. We then discussed how upper middle class people are complete dicks who think they are better than everyone else because they don't smoke pot!! Fucking cogs in the machine, I'll tell ya huwhat.