tfw my elderly neighbours caught me jacking off on their lawn at 11pm

Use Microsoft Word. Use Google Chrome. Smoke Marlboro. Watch Marvel Movies and laugh without concern for postery or perception. Drink popular beer in the middle of the day and that day in the middle of the week, while standing in the middle of the road. Everyone is equally middling before the station of the Lord. Estimations of meaningless. I do not mean that they contain less meaning than another thing. I mean that they contain no meaning at all. Use Netflix. Use the mall bathroom. Use Durex condoms, Featherlite. Read Dan Brown and go to a Turkish Hotel Resort in July. Find transcendence in the herd.