>Get inspired by Love Actually to try to recreate this scene and steal my coworker's girlfriend out from under him while I know he's on a work trip
>Showed up outside her apartment last night with the signs in hand, ready to seduce
>The second she opens the door she just laughs in my face and starts video taping me standing there awkwardly
>Can still hear her cackling after I start shuffling away
>Got a text from my coworker this morning that's just laughing emojis
If this video makes its way onto the internet I may genuinely kill myself out of embarrassment. I cannot stress this enough, FUCK Love Actually for deceiving me.