Tried this last night after my coworker mentioned in passing she loved Love Actually and, let me tell you, women DO NOT appreciate grand romantic gestures anymore. Plus her fiancé nearly beat the shit out of me. Hollyweird owes me an apology honestly.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:01:40 PM
No.213318084
This movie is packed full of utterly bizarre storylines like this. Wanting to fuck your friends wife is supposedly romantic? Jeopardizing US/UK relations because the president was a dick to the subordinate you want to fuck is what? Marrying someone who you've never spoken a sentence to is???
Such a bizarre movie but I guess it proves if you wrap something in enough saccharine christmas kitsch people will swallow anything. Also Kiera Knightley was 16 in this movie lol
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:20:38 PM
No.213318544
>>213318852
I think the comedy of Love Actually is supposed to be just an unhinged hyperbole of industrial-grade hallmark romance memes. It's only funny to people who buy chocolates and valentine's cards ironically, i.e. most modern men.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:21:33 PM
No.213318576
>>213318036 (OP)
This is why fathers need to raise their sons, not Hollywood.
>go to best friend's house so you can confess your love to his wife
>best friend answers the door instead
>plan is suddenly shot
>stand there awkwardly
>"what's up?"
>"I uhhh...n-nothing, forget about it..."
>shuffle away
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:24:33 PM
No.213318657
>>213318933
>>213318619
Same thing with the wedding photos/video that was nothing but the close ups of the wife. Did he think his friend would never look at them or what? Such a stupid script.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:32:28 PM
No.213318852
>>213318544
Never seen it but this is convincing me it might be worth a watch
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:32:50 PM
No.213318862
>>213318619
I carefully planned it so I did it when I knew he wasn't in the house with her but he still found out later last night and has been pounding at my door / sending me threatening texts now about what he'll do to me when I see him in the office come Monday. I'm basically fucked.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:35:21 PM
No.213318933
>>213318951
>>213318619
>>213318657
It's prime kiera, it's understandable.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:35:58 PM
No.213318951
>>213319248
>>213318933
She was 16 years old you sick fuck
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:47:14 PM
No.213319289
>>213318036 (OP)
Wasn't she married to his best friend or something? That guy is a fucking asshole
