Thread 214357179

>Get inspired by Love Actually to try to recreate this scene and steal my coworker's girlfriend out from under him while I know he's on a work trip
>Showed up outside her apartment last night with the signs in hand, ready to seduce
>The second she opens the door she just laughs in my face and starts video taping me standing there awkwardly
>Can still hear her cackling after I start shuffling away
>Got a text from my coworker this morning that's just laughing emojis
If this video makes its way onto the internet I may genuinely kill myself out of embarrassment. I cannot stress this enough, FUCK Love Actually for deceiving me.

>>214357179 (OP)
this movie was woke trash

>>214357179 (OP)
this only worked because she already knew how he felt and thought he was cute. this was less him taking his shot and more getting closure

>>214357179 (OP)
Should have listened to Tony Robbins' advice

>>214358034
What the fuck is this?

>>214358124
based

>>214358124
This is funny but tony robbins is a grifter and a conman.

>>214357179 (OP)
Kek, what did you learn?

>>214357179 (OP)
This didn't happen

>>214358160
>He doesn't know Gritty
OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>214358160
A gif for ants.

>>214357179 (OP)
>video taping
Third worlder, but anyway, man up and ask her to send you the video then post it yourself, you big pussy.

>>214358382
>send the tape
like, in the post?

>>214357179 (OP)
You should have stolen her phone. Fucking retard.

>>214357179 (OP)
Things Chad can do that 9s and lower cannot

>>214357179 (OP)
Please be real, oh god please let this be real. I NEED to see this video.

>>214358124
kek

Jennifer love Hewitt did the John Cusack boombox overhead at her ex boyfriend and they were having a party. He didn't take her back and she laughed it off on Chelsea handler.

>>214359228
Who was it? Patrick Wilson?

>>214359181
I've been scouring social media and afaik she hasn't posted it yet but I'm praying it doesn't go viral if she does. I'm pretty sure it captured me tearing up and shit

>>214357179 (OP)
Guaranteed OP is some kind of Hispanic or jeet

>>214357179 (OP)
How friendly were you with her before this incident?

>>214357179 (OP)
>anon thought the sensitive nerd gets the girl IRL

>>214357179 (OP)
Pretty shitty thing to do. Hopefully you learn from this but it doesn’t sound like it.

>>214359521
>implying it hasnt always been this way

>>214357179 (OP)
That's what you get for trying to commit adultry. Next time, try and start an honest relationship.

>>214359228
>>214359251
Nah, when she was a teen. Someone broke up with a teen jlh.

>>214357179 (OP)
AHAHHAAH

>>214359600
That guy definitely either an hero'd or is still in the process of drinking himself to death.

>>214358192
>grifter and a conman.
he sells phrases that motivate and make you temporarily happy
you get exactly what you pay for, so whats the grift?

>>214357179 (OP)
is this a stupid things from tv you've done irl thread?
>be getting chased by bullies, stop running, turn around and do the karate kid crane kick
>they laugh then beat me up

>>214359801
I vaguely remember seeing something like that as a kid but I’ve never beaten anyone up.

>>214359801
>3rd grade
>HUGE wrestling fan
>got into a fight at recess
>had enough of this guys shit or he had enough of mine I don't remember why it started just how it finished
>tried to give him an irish whip so I could set up into a super kick and get some offense going
>he looks at my hand on his wrist
>pulls me in and just starts throttling me
>I'm talking a straight up whoopin' that I still think about to this day

And that's when I realized wrestling moves couldn't be used in a fight

hollywood is an inversion of reality

everything judeoamerica says and does is an inversion of reality

>>214357945
Basically a nigger complained to the director there were no black people in noting hill. So he put this unimportant token in his next film to shut him up.

>>214359739
i dunno, every JLH story I've seen reposted on here and others places make her out to be prissy bitch, maybe the guy got the best deal by fucking her in her prime and moving on.

>>214357179 (OP)
This never happened... but if it *did* happen, I want to see it.

>>214360504
But, there are no niggers in noting hill until they do the festival and they invade.

>>214357179 (OP)
Women irl are gross whores.
They pretend that they're not, and will even call you an "incel" or a "chud" for noticing, but the mask eventually slips.

>>214362553
So you actually recreated it?

>>214359739
Spoken like a man who does not get pussy.

>>214362553
>implying she wouldn't

>>214362587
She wanted it. Consent gives him the ick.

>>214358124
what if my mom catches me

>>214362905
She'll help you.

>>214362772
>she
>next sentence him

>>214363030
learn to english

>>214359801
>summer camp 2005
>start meditating in the forest every morning because I saw it in a kung fu movie
>get other kids to start meditating, convince them it makes you stronger
>group of bigger kids come over, make fun of us and then beat us up a bit
>get beat up by the kids I convinced because I got them beat up
>spend rest of camp learning to fish by myself

>>214363026
thank you mommy

>>214363193
Shit you just reminded me of something. One year at summer camp I tried to bend spoons with my mind every meal because of the matrix. Some girl made fun of me so I stopped.

>>214363030
>can't understand english
>insists on posting on 4chan
why?

>>214363281
Oh I used to do stupid shit like that as well, for some reason when I was around 7yo I'd convinced myself I could blow cars up because I'd seen a burnt out car one morning and convinced myself I had willed it. So for about a week I'd concentrate real hard on blowing up random parked cars and check up on them the next morning. Ah the joys of being a young retard.

>>214363030
>everyone is the same person

>>214357945
Is this the olive oil man?

>>214357945
I couldn't stand it for more than like a half hour, every single character sounded like a catty gay guy or weirdo.

>>214359801
>tfw all the stupid things I did as a kid were all due to sexual deviancy at a young age because an older girl in my neighborhood would touch me and show me porn
I honestly wish I had normal stories like pretending to be Superman at school and got beat up or something instead of drinking piss out of a public toilet because an older girl told me it would taste good and girls like when boys do that.

>>214360302
I'm pretty sure a solid Goldberg spear would fuck someone up.

>>214363350
Did any of them explode?

>>214364553
not even once...to think, if even a single one had exploded or been burned to shit by teens I would have persisted in this delusion for at least another month.

>>214357179 (OP)
That scene was meant for a different time. A time before constant surveillance, you silly faggot.

You'll be OK OP. You've learned this woman is not good. But also screw you for trying to recreate a Love actually scene irl. One of the worst movies ever. Bongslop

>>214363521
I feel your pain. For me it was trying to find others to hook up with. Knowing full well that 99% of people would freak out and get super weird. It was worth the effort though trying to find that 1%. The pay off was worth it. Unwholesome I know but I was only doing what I got taught. Trying to make sense of it all

>>214359801
this reminds me of the time i was being chased by a bully in front of the whole shcool at recess and i stopped running and jumped to the side and put my foot out like in looney tunes and it worked perfectly, the bully didnt have time to stop and he tripped and everyone outside laughed. He was crushed.

>>214365706
BASED
>>214357179 (OP)
FAKE AND GAY

>>214357179 (OP)
>If this video makes its way onto the internet I may genuinely kill myself out of embarrassment. I cannot stress this enough, FUCK Love Actually for deceiving me.
found it

https:/ /youtu.be/ dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>214366591
Who would turn down a charming guy like that? It's so fucking over for us regular joes.

>>214365344
2003 was the last vestiges of what life used to be like. It's what makes the movie so comfy besides the Christmas theme.

>>214357945
Directed by Richard Curtis
Written by Richard Curtis