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Today I didn't hold the door open for some tatted up whore with pink hair. At this point if any chick has these "markings" on them it's best to stear clear and avoid them as you would a poisonous snake/frog.
>>718131470 >"Uncle anon is mom coming to pick me up?" >"Ah, your mom and dad are busy with adult stuff, the plan is for you to stay here and they'll pick you up from school tomorrow" >"oh..." >Quickly text my sister and tell her that I've not told her that she's in the hospital with her dad but it doesn't look like she'll settle without talking to her >Sister rings >Put her on speaker >"HEY HONEY! HAVE YOU HAD FUN WITH YOUR UNCLE ANON TODAY?" >After a 10 min conversation, we're golden, the kid looks relaxed as fuck, no trauma. >"Mom can I stay up with uncle anon?" >"Honey anon needs to go to sleep soon too. He has work in the morning!" >"PLEASE uncle anon?" >"... ok." >Sister didn't like this. >After the call, text her "Horlicks, relaxing music and blanket, dw she'll be out in no time." >Brush her hair and use gf's hair ties she leaves everywhere to put it into a loose braid for bed >Throw on OOT on low >She's out before she even finishes her Horlicks >As soon as I'm ready, put her into bed where my gf usually sleeps, sleep on the other side >Take her to school the next morning >Sister updated me saying Reece has broken his arm and sprained his foot, could have been a ton worse >Sister texts me after school hours ends >"You've got yourself a fan girl. She's all you're talking about! She wants to know what that weird game you was playing was where a boy in a green dress rides and horse and plays a flute, zelda right?" >"Uncle day" started happening once or twice a month after that >Took her out with my GF, gave my GF broody baby fever seeing how great I was with kids. >Got married and had a kid a few years later >Now Marley looks after my kid.
