Forget about Mario's end of it for a moment
Bowser:
>Peach will you marry me
Peach:
>Uhhh
How the fuck was her answer not an instant and reflexive "NO"
It visibly rattles through her brain "Huh, should I marry Bowser?"
He's somehow in her Overton window, she actually views him as a suitor
All of a sudden all of Bowser's ridiculous plans and invasions look like they worked, the motherfucker has actually put himself in the running