Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:33:53 AM
No.717069076
>You're really gonna wear that the whole time?
>*Jerry asks while cracking open his PS3 case of Arkham Asylum*
>*Snorts* Come on Jerry, it's Batman! The dark knight! The caped crusader!
>... Why isn't Superman called the caped crusader? He has a cape... he crusades...
>*Kramer slides into Jerry's apartment and stands around for two minutes because the audience won't stop clapping and hooting for him*
>*Kramer sees the games title screen on Jerry's new HDTV*
>*POP* ayyayyeeyeyee-you know my friend Bob Sacamano was locked up in Arkham?
>What for?
>Bob owed some money and the dogs were barkin' at his door, but these Joker goons promised to make his problems go away.
>But instead of money, his car blew up, his house was set on fire -- but what REALLY sent him over the edge is when they fed his pekingese to him in a club sandwich! Can you believe it? A CLUB!
>*George shrugs* ...so what?
>He had ordered a Philly Cheese.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:28:44 AM
No.213310391
>You're really gonna wear that the whole time?
>*Jerry cracks open his Bluray case of Batman Begins*
>*Snorts* Come on Jerry, it's Batman! The dark knight! The caped crusader!
>... Why isn't Superman called the caped crusader? He has a cape... he crusades...
>*Kramer slides and stands around for two minutes because the audience won't stop clapping and hooting for him*
>*Kramer sees the movies title screen on Jerry's new HDTV*
>*POP* ayyayyeeyeyee-you know my friend Bob Sacamano was locked up in Arkham?
>What for?
>Bob owed some money and the dogs were barkin' at his door, but these Joker goons promised to make his problems go away.
>But instead of money, his car blew up, his house was set on fire -- but what REALLY sent him over the edge is when they fed his pekingese to him in a club sandwich! Can you believe it? A CLUB!
>*George shrugs* ...so what?
>He had ordered a Philly Cheese.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:07:04 AM
No.213036525
>*Jerry opens his door*
>What is this?
>Jerry, I want to tell you something: I'm Batman.
>... what is this?
>JERRY! I told you! I'm THEE Batman!
>But I thought it was that guy, y'know uh... Bruce Wayne! He lost his parents when he was really young, remember?
>Yeah, but do you think a guy like him has the free time to do all that crimefighting? He's got business meetings to attend and calls with important people to make, he's got to impress socialites at galas! I've only ever been to a gala to fight the Joker, Jerry.
>*Jerry shrugs* Who better than a guy that hates his parents...
>*Kramer and Elaine walk in*
>You're BATMAN!? GET. OUT! *Elaine tries to push him but finds he's too strong to knock down*
>Look at me Kramer. *George throws out his arms* I'M BATMAN!
>*Kramer looks him up and down*
>Georgie boy? The big black bat? *Kramer sputters a laugh* I don't believe it!
