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Anonymous No.213036525 >>213037580
>*Jerry opens his door*
>What is this?
>Jerry, I want to tell you something: I'm Batman.
>... what is this?
>JERRY! I told you! I'm THEE Batman!
>But I thought it was that guy, y'know uh... Bruce Wayne! He lost his parents when he was really young, remember?
>Yeah, but do you think a guy like him has the free time to do all that crimefighting? He's got business meetings to attend and calls with important people to make, he's got to impress socialites at galas! I've only ever been to a gala to fight the Joker, Jerry.
>*Jerry shrugs* Who better than a guy that hates his parents...
>*Kramer and Elaine walk in*
>You're BATMAN!? GET. OUT! *Elaine tries to push him but finds he's too strong to knock down*
>Look at me Kramer. *George throws out his arms* I'M BATMAN!
>*Kramer looks him up and down*
>Georgie boy? The big black bat? *Kramer sputters a laugh* I don't believe it!
Anonymous No.213036562
What is that, gortex?
Anonymous No.213036607
>get out!
Anonymous No.213036620 >>213037474
>Jerry starts reporting people who annoy him with minor stuff like traffic violations to George
Anonymous No.213037474
>>213036620
>Hey, George? Alright, sigh, hey Batman. It's Jerry, I want you to take a look at this. Some guy *parked* his car in your spot again. You know the one. Alright, see you in a few. Bye.
>Hangs up
Anonymous No.213037580
>>213036525 (OP)
Is his nemesis fatty foods?