>You go 6 figures into debt to try and absorb as much information as you can over what are arguably the most important years of your life
>Your future salary weighs heavily on your performance here and acceptance into a strong graduate program or lucrative career
>Now college classes are predominantly female and the woman are gorgeous
>There are parties and drugs everywhere
>Every vice known to man is freely available tempting you with its sweet allure
>You are somehow expected instead to spend your weekends studying for hours on end and not drinking
This is a scam to trap men. No hetersexual man can survive this