>Rob Greiner, the sixth human implanted with neuralink’s telepathy chip, can play games with his mind
what now, /v/?

his ability to play games is dependant on software
imagine a situation where someone drops support

>>713111346
I don't think that's gonna happen somehow

>>713111480
>I don't think that's gonna happen somehow
it literally is happening in the webm
im just stating the obvious though

>>713111123 (OP)
Who cares? Let’s all talk about nu Kong and how we all want his bkc

>>713111123 (OP)
Crippled and weak will fear the electric blackout.

>>713111480
It already happens with things like hearing aids. It will take years of corporations screwing people over royally like before it gets regulated

>>713111678
>>713111549
Oh now I see what you mean. I'll look into that about hearing aids

>>713111123 (OP)
>software in the past ten years has become increasingly dystopian with next to no control over it anymore
>retards implant this shit into their brains
Definitely can't go wrong.

>>713111346
imagine being a quadriplegic and not having this at all

>>713111123 (OP)
Post donkey Kong cock

>>713111123 (OP)
there's a chick on twitch who does the same, with no neuralink, and she even explained how it works and proved she's not faking it

>>713111123 (OP)
looks like its just eyetracker

>>713111123 (OP)
Why is it still not possible to have two mouses at the sane time that don't conflict and overwrite each other? Think of how cool it would be to play a shooter with two mice that both control a different gun. Other actions could just be controlled with side buttons + paddles.

>>713112132
Its called VR dingus

>>713112132
>why has no one invented this 1990s technology

>>713112285
>>713112901
You can't use it on PC with mice though.

>run an electro magnet near his head
>he has a schizo seizure and dies

>>713111678
I remember some woman who had some experimental life saving chip implanted inside her and the company went bankrupt, they closed the servers and she was stuck with a chip that did nothing and her unable to live life normally all because said chip only could connect into the company's servers and no one could spin up one of their own.

>brain drops support for legs
>relax bro the community will open source it

>>713111123 (OP)
Pointless if you can just play it with the mouse and keyboard easily.
But maybe there will be actually good uses for it.

>>713111346
why would it need to be updated if it already works fine?

>>713113014
PC is for autismos

>No i wom't get vaxxed because the elites want to inject cancer nanomachines into my bloodstream
>Why yes i will let a company open my head and insert a chip in it to play vidya

>>713113272
to fix vulnerabilities so you can't get hacked, don't worry goy

>>713111480
https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

>>713113014
>You can't use it on PC with mice though.
There are plenty of workarounds for using 2 mice at once, typically one is remapped to a joystick. How else do you think people play light gun games? Every PC light gun ever made is just an absolute position mouse.

>>713111123 (OP)
cool, I'll remotely disable his ability to think

>>713111123 (OP)
Watching him super slowly move the cursor around and accomplish nothing sure is impressive.

>>713111123 (OP)
is a cursor the best you can accomplish with this? really?

>>713112901
i was in an arcade in france and there comes in this guy with no arms in his wheelchair, grabs the pistol with his right foot and starts playing
was fun to watch but damn did it remind me to wash my hands after touching any of these machines

>>713111123 (OP)
>get neurochip installed
>elon musk now streams propaganda directly into your brain

>>713111123 (OP)
What makes this different from an eye tracker? Can it do keyboard input?

>>713113329
The dude in the OP is paralyzed though. Not like he has much to lose. At least he can play some vidya now.

call me when he gets master in SF6

>think about something antisemitic
>your brain has been restricted for violating our ToS

>>713112069
>chink
>not faking it

>>713111123 (OP)
Thats uhhh, really slow

>>713113934
>Your brain ban cannot be appealed

>>713114062
bro he's paraplegic ncm

>>713114136
And? Im glad he can play vidya but it doesnt stack up with mkb

>>713111480
imagine being this naive and willingly dependent on some corporation

>>713112082
eyetracker is so good once you set it up to jump to where you're looking upon slight mouse move
eye tracker + slimblade trackball is like $350 but worth it for how often you use the computer

>>713113510
Considering he is literally paralyzed and unable to do it otherwise, yes it is.
At least it opens up a lot of videogame genres for him to play

>>713114535
imagine all the visual novels he can now experience...

I'd play vidya with my mind but I'm not getting a chip implanted. Give me like brainwave crowns or something.

can the Neural Link make me bust without touching my penis or do I still have to do that?

>>713114672
but the build-up is the best part

>>713113510
you are one retarded faggot god damn
how do you manage to breathe?

>>713113969
you can't read

>>713114672
you can already do that with e-stims

>>713113375
>barbara campbell
that sucks i think i remember her from a long time ago. she was talking about how garbage the implant was, but it was worth it because "im basically patient zero" for the technology. And then she gets treated like that

>>713111123 (OP)
this is an eye tracker

>>713111123 (OP)
>big eyetracker pointed at his face
>has to keep hands on the pads that track micromovements
I genuinely feel sad for the guy

>>713111123 (OP)
If having a bigass chip inserted into your skull scares you, just wait for further advancements in the field

>>713111123 (OP)
How long until brain chipped people are outperforming normal people and have to be cordoned off into their own lobbies?

>>713115294
They don't even let us disable crossplay on PC. What makes you think they will cordon off chipfags?

>>713114609
He can experience all sorts of turn based games, strategy games, don't be a disingenuous cunt
>oh no he can't play rollslop

>>713111123 (OP)
Its just eyetracking
This is bullshit

Call me when they actually develop something that makes your very own body stop fucking hampering the regeneration of spinal nerves and fucking itself

>>713115462
>>oh no he can't play rollslop
Phew he dodged a bullet there

>Yo check out this guy playing this zero APM game with his neuralink
George Droyd is on Mars with his Niggalink

>>713112132
Because Windows is run by GNOME autists and they can't find the usecase for it. You can sort of do this on Linux with multi-pointer.
>>713113504
You're a human, practically anyone can remotely force you to breath manually or reload your visual impression of your own nose.

>>713115828
>>713115462
People play rollslop with their feet, they will definitely neuralink it

>>713112082
bunch of tech do this, just like how a bunch of "if/switch" gets called AI at times.

>>713111123 (OP)
These things work through fine fiber like metal pins piercing the brain at very specific spots. The issue is that the human body actively rejects foreign substances and will slowly work the implant out of place. having an implant forming scar tissue in your hand is one thing, but having it form in your brain is another, so while these things do work, until they can find a way to keep them in place, no ones getting sloppy BJs from Princess Peach's thick glossy lips any time soon.

>>713111123 (OP)
I'm excited to see how this will help the crips live more fulfilling lives, but I doubt it'll ever have any practical value for anyone else. AR has so far proved to be pretty disappointing if shit like Google Glass and Apple's headset are anything to go by.

>>713111123 (OP)
bump

>>713111123 (OP)
Why the fuck would I want the chip that doesn't let me say bad things about Israel?