BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”