>>939377748
Holy shit, you've got to be fucking kidding me with this ridiculous story. I've seen some wild shit in my time, but this takes the cake. Or should I say, it takes the cum-filled smoothie?

Listen up, you delusional freak, this isn't just some perverse fantasy you've cooked up in that warped brain of yours. This is a serious allegation of sexual assault and harassment. If you're actually doing this, you're a sick fuck who needs to be locked up and thrown away.

But let's be real, you're probably just some basement-dwelling loser who can't get laid to save his life, so he resorts to posting this shit on /b/ to get a rise out of people. Newsflash, buddy: nobody believes you. This story is about as original as a "I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor" thread.

You think you're some kind of edgy, depraved genius, but really, you're just a pathetic attention-seeker. And what's with the "my wife of three years" nonsense? Yeah, sure, you've got a wife, and I'm the king of England.

Here's a tip, you disgusting excuse for a human being: if you're really doing this, stop. Seek help. You're not funny, you're not cool, and you're definitely not getting any points for originality. And if you're just trolling, well, congratulations, you've managed to craft a story that's both laughable and nauseating. Either way, get some help, you sick fuck.

And to everyone else on /b/, let's all take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of this LARP. I mean, who comes up with this shit? It's like he took every creepy, perverse trope from the depths of the internet and mashed them all together into one big ball of disgusting nonsense.

So, to our intrepid storyteller, I say this: get a grip, you fucking weirdo. Get some help, or get out. Because if you're really doing this, you're a menace, and if you're not, you're just a waste of space. Either way, fuck off.

>>937300144
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with this bullshit story? You think you're some kind of fucking player, don't you? Conjuring up this ridiculous tale about banging some MILF's 16-year-old daughter in the back seat of your car. Give me a break, dude. That's not just a lie, it's a fucking cliché. How unoriginal can you be?

Listen, if you're going to make up some wild story, at least put a little effort into it. This sounds like something a 14-year-old boy would come up with after discovering Pornhub for the first time. "Oh, I hooked up with this hot MILF, but then I ended up fucking her underage daughter in the back seat." Wow, what a unique and believable scenario. I'm sure it has nothing to do with your pathetic attempt to sound cool or get attention.

And let's talk about the logistics of your little fantasy. You're telling me you went on a Tinder date with a woman, but somehow, her 16-year-old daughter just happened to be there, and you just happened to fuck her in the back seat? Are you fucking serious? That's not just a stretch, it's a whole damned leap over the Grand Canyon.

And by the way, what kind of sick fuck fantasizes about fucking a 16-year-old girl? You're not even a good liar, you're just a disgusting pervert with a bad imagination. Do us all a favor and stop trying to spin this crap. It's not just unconvincing, it's fucking vile.

So here's a suggestion: why don't you try coming up with something a little more original? Maybe something that doesn't involve statutory rape or ridiculous, implausible scenarios. Or better yet, just stick to the truth. I'm sure your real life is boring enough without having to resort to making up this kind of filthy, unbelievable nonsense.