>Be me
>Obsessed with measuring my height
>Get 5'9"
>Keep adjusting my posture and tilting my head backwards until I get my desired height of 5'8" (wish I was even shorter).
A couple of days back I tried out one of those inch ruler websites on my phone and was overjoyed when it yielded a result of 5'6", only to find out that I inputted my phone screen size wrong.