>>211927420
Not only have I had TONS of them, chances are I've fucked the ones you'll all want

...girls dig older men

Don't fool yourself

If you think chicks dig Chad, you're an idiot

Chicks dig mean, violent, older assholes

Old as in : old like me

Like their father, who's experienced in life, but will verbally and sexually assaulted them with complete disregard...

Too bad for you

Not only have I had TONS of them, chances are I've fucked the ones you'll all want

...girls dig older men

Don't fool yourself

If you think chicks dig Chad, you're an idiot

Chicks dig mean, violent, older assholes

Old as in : old like me

Like their father, who's experienced in life, but will verbally and sexually assaulted them with complete disregard...

Too bad for you

18 years ago, my son Jet Neptune was baptized backstage at a ZZ TOP concert

The guitarist of ZZ TOP is Rev. Billy Gibbons

I'm getting four backstage passes to the upcoming concert so Billy can meet Jet 18 years later

Jet is a homosexual

I told him to bring his boyfriend

He's too embarrassed to go

So I'm taking a buddy named Anthony and his girlfriend