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Survival of the fittest leooonaaaaaaard

>>211591938 (OP)
Who’s the cute gook

This show sucks

queen of /ftl/

Never out Pedo the Master

just drew this

catatonic except for the bladder leg twitch

They dont understand the things jet says on /ftl/

im going to be honest
the only remote semblence of fun this season was the rachel bullying

>>211591956
putting it like that is crazy, she is actually spending her last highschool summer like this

is the aussie still in the basement?

How old is Juppie?

why can't they do the cell already
it's the only way you can save this right now

>freddie is too normapilled and already pining for the outside
>daniel said he was cracking and wasnt going to make it three days
>ellie is getting bored and aware this shit is all fake and gay
>angie is only here because of her abusive boyfriend
>arye is buckbroken from spongebob incident
rachel and da wrench will be the final showdown

>>211592016
they tried yesterday

Not sure if the vibe can be repaired

>>211592004

Lol @ only banging ONE highschool cheerleader, and at the young age of only 21... Big deal

6 years ago when I got out of prison, at age 47 I fucked the ever living DOGSHIT out of one of 11 highschool cheerleaders that I've nailed...

She was 15

And begged me to marry her

And YES, dope is king

>google trends

Jupi bros we also won

JIN LIVE

>>211592019
rachel cannot do a challenge

They should do cell and give Rachel some xannies xD have based Bummy Buster in there too xD

>>211592024
they tried the cell? when?

ELLIE RING THE BELL
ELLIE DUMP THE MILK
ELLIE BUNNY HOP AROUND LIKE A PICK ME
ELLIE TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
ELLIE TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS
ELLIE STARE INTO THE PTZ CAM
ELLIE DO THE FISHTANK THING

>YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE COLE! YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE COLE!
I still have no idea what Jet meant by this or what Daniel even did that reminded him of Cole. He just sounds like a jilted ex lover.

Johnnyposting is the only thing i look forward to now.

>>211592041
based

>>211592046
they'll never make her do one and coddle her to the final then make the final challenge another dreidel spin or something gay and retarded and just go 'uh uh rachel won cos shes jewish!'

did direnc go to the basement

Jin is LIVE on Instagram!

https://www.instagram.com/paradise.valley.comedy.club/live/

>>211592026
that explains the cringe

>movs you

He's cooked. You can't scald an autistic like him the way they did it without making him retreat back into his shell.

IT'S UP

>>211592062
if she did any of these things AB would call it cringe and pandering

>>211592041
Nobody cares about this fat faggots show. We just want Jupi
Always more Jupi

>>211592067
Jin was acting more like Cole but he was too afraid to confront the Jinster live on camera

>>211591938 (OP)
Imagine spending your last high school summer with a bunch of fucked up adults and no phone. That’s some real grim lol

>>211592056
>who are you?
>maine you cant say that shit
>nigga
>man fuck you...

>>211592059
you don't know what spam is KAW

link to the jinstream

>>211592039
lol the wiggers are such fucking retards

>>211591984
to be honest it was a good ending mto the season

I thought Sam and Jet liked all the big purple marky memes and the Jet lore. I used to think it was their team making the memes

>>211592083
I don't have insta bc I'm not a fucking normie
Has his first video since he's been out of the tank been posted anywhere else?

>>211592091
Hate this faggot

>>211592039
LOL

ONLY JOBE CAN SAVE S4

>>211592029
the fact that this could be johnny is hilarious

>>211592067
he was seething about Jin, remember he couldn't sleep he was so fucked up about it

>>211592083
more entertaining than fishtank tbqhwy

what doe her feetsies smell like

cba to find the post but the anon suggesting building a fort is based

my mommy dundee is back <3

>>211592128
Binky >

>>211591845
>dude actually had a backbone and thats a no-no as a man around sam and co
extreme trvke
MDEverse has always been a safe, playschool masculinity larp for an extremely wealthy brat from a family that literally run a tax-exempt synagogue trust fund and bribed schools to accept their son

place a random wasian gooner anon among them who simply treats them normally instead of kissing their ass and they basically destroy their own show in response

>>211592120
There is literally no reason to not have an Instagram account, kys autist

>>211592067
jet was right to an extent. daniel was starting to get too cocky and throw his weight around as the leading stox guy. the way to handle this is having the other contestants humiliate him so he shifts from production to them. going up and pretending to be sam was retarded

>>211592115
Big purp comes from the charls drunk stream

>>211592091
sadly, Dan's autism is not on the level of Arye's or Burt's. Dude looks like he wants to go home at this point.

Enough with the negativity. Let's all love Jet!

>jin just confirmed that he was kicked because jet was mad
holy fuck

ellie feet today?

I seriously planning on spending 20 dollars of my hard earn money to call Rachel fat. I know people have been calling her fat for 3 days now. But i really need to send my own TTS calling her fat

>it wasn't about the creep shit, final edit will show them feeding me the lines
>it was because of the /r9k/ lines
>i didn't even say hack_blastard
hes actually /ourguy/

>>211592124
could have just rigged it against Jin in an elimination and avoided all of this

>>211592097
secure Jupiter creator deals

>>211592159
whatever dude

You know what was funny last night. Sam showed Aryeh a printed out page of twitter posts and comments about the spongebob shit to get him to react. Within 30 seconds he declared it fake and nothing came of it.

This production is fucking done

I don't understand why it's so bad that Jin said Jet used to use /r9k/. We knew that already, and there's nothing wrong with it.

>>211592152
What's the problem with the person leading in stocks acting like he's the man?

Bring back Jin or Simbal,
Or bring back Jon

>>211592148
they totally self destucted over the smallest hint of banter, what absolute fags

>>211592160
we knew this

Guys Iran is subverting our government ! haha its not like we are Iran ourselves

>>211592161

No sir :( not yet

>>211591983

this is honestly the worst season by far, and the fault is entirely with sam and jet, the complaints from s3 and "get out my ear dood" and picrel jet telling the audience to stop watching, it's just continuing to double down on bullshit malding from production

i watched the entirety of s1/2/3 live, stopped watching s4 day two and check the thread daily

>>211592166
jet is such a faggot

>>211592159
He looks like if a monobrow was a person

>"haha, check out all these TTSes to rachel saying all these things about her dying mother and her friend that got shot in the back of the head, she's totally freaking out, isn't this top content?"
>"AIEEEEEE DADDY SAM JIN IS MENTIONING MY POST HISTORY ON /R9K/ KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM!!!"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP DANIEL YOU'VE BEEN SNIPPY ALL FUCKING DAY AND YOU'RE ACTING LIKE JUST COLE (WE NEVER DISLIKED COLE BTW) AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOU TOO IF YOU DON'T STOP!!!"
>"DAAAADDYYYYY!!! PUT DANIEL IN HIS PLACE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND COMPLETELY NERF HIS CONFIDENCE AND OUTPUT!!!"

>>211592157
He was having a nervous breakdown yestersay at the thought of jin rining the bell. He even said "i dont know how im going to handle frank."
He is such a bitch but the wiggers will force him to the finish line because reddit self inserts as him and he is easily controlable

>>211592128
Kys

Who was the other person Daniel said was his hero besides solid snake in the trailer, did anyone ever decipher that?

>>211592148
fax

tfw your dad finds out your only friends are on /bant/ and your gimmick on there is being platonically in love with Tayleigh so he starts tripfagging and callling you a loser who needs to go outside

>>211592175
Jet's only sex life comes from fucking fishtank groupies so if the know he's an /r9k/ incel it tanks his SMV

>anything sam's done in the past
oh shit they made him sign an nda about marky lmao

where would i find dirench's camming sites that jin referenced in his livestream with mizzy?

>>211592166
retarded reddit/xitter moral outrage karens will maintain that he was kicked for being a pervert kek

>>211592175
Said it in front of girls he wants to fuck

this is why jin was kicked

>>211592187
soon

>>211592152
cole had no idea that he was the fan favorite and thought everyone hated him. this was part of why he left

>>211592184

This is why Sam hates British people. He can't handle the bants and has a breakdown before screaming he'll sue.

>dude we should have a space ship for the next season!!
>*few months later* uhh yeah it's the same house, nothing exciting is going to happen and we are going to kick a guy for no reason/for mentioning something about me. oh yeah and we're also going to coddle our literal cash cow so you can abuse her with TTS thank you!
are they burned out or what? sams acting like a faggot too

>>211592041
Joopy is the future

Now you know why Jet throws money like it's going out of style for overpriced Balenciaga shit. He's an insecure lil baby boy who overcompensates, just like his daddy Sam.

>>211592166
Its specifically because he said it in front of ellie and angie. Jet got embarrassed in front of the bitches he was grooming

>>211592188
very good. how do you get that dotted effect?

RAPE Jet Neptune.
Chain him to your basement and BEAT Jet Neptune.
FUCK Jupi IN FRONT of Jet Neptune.

If it wasn't clear before, it's clear now: Jet is Fishtank. Jet IS the show. Think about that next time you criticize the show.

Im thankful to Jet for making this season pretty trash because at least I dont have the FOMO if I miss shit

Aryeh was really promising the first day, but the SpongeBob incident absolutely buckbroke him. He's since not said or done anything controversial or interesting at all. He's totally given up already it seems like.

Production also buckbroke Daniel, kicking Jin for comments less severe than his and saying that he was right on the edge of getting kicked. He's totally stopped doing or saying anything of his own volition. Just walking around wrapped in a safety blanket day and night, saying he's cracking.

Rachel is a fat sow and non entity

Ellie is just a non entity but hot.

Angelina is outrageously boring and annoying. Also not hot but maybe that's just me. Hate how she overdoes everything for the cameras.

Direnc has a heart of gold and drove all of yesterday's content. She is one of two good fish.

Freddy is the king and can make any room not boring by being there, drunk or sober. I also love his slapstick inability to stay on his feet. If Freddy is on a cam he will eventually end up on the floor of that room.

Jin was obnoxious but also didn't give a fuck and actually created natural organic conflict in the house. Without him it seems everyone is content to do nothing at all really.

>>211592204
apparently it's his older brother who he's very close to. he sent him one of the $100 letters yesterday which is why he started crying and shut down for the rest of the day

>>211592188
clipstudiopaint has a comic effect halftone thing

kill jew neptroon with a hammer

>>211592255
It costs $100 to write the fish a letter?

Guys stop talking about Sam fucking an underage Marky and Jet fucking an underage Ciara it's getting old now

>>211592190
he is such a fucking moron honestly

How high on galaxy gas were ben and jet when they pitched the rocket/pirate ship ideas last season kek?

No sir...

I'm Johnny Neptune, and I'm Jet Neptune's (hack_bastard's) father.

I'm 100% legit...

RE: Destroy her pussy

That's what I used to do... En masse

These days ?
I'm married. My wife is sitting here.

Now three of the girls left, and the remaining one is one of the average 3

But she's STILL sitting here staring at me RIGHT NOW

( I'm wearing my trademark Black Tactical SWAT jumpsuit, and I look pretty tough)

What the girls dig is MEAN....
and I was born with a mean face

>>211592223

LOL Jet wants to get laid so bad.

He wrote that shit "accidents may occur" bullshit.

Nobody wants to fuck for Fishbucks

Clan shit is funny to me

>>211592280
Thats still happening. S3 house is a space ship

>>211592272
yeah because it eliminates the chance of the tts fucking up or not being heard, it's just text. it's for milking the extra parasocial types (or friends/family)

>>211592221
this is probably the truth and makes it just more pathetic

>>211592286
thats good

>>211592197
sadly too accurate

Our Gay little wizard

>>211592285
this is fake

>>211592249
These threads are dead as fuck too lol. These threads arent even 20% as fast as they were yesterday. and most of the posts have nothing to do with fishtank lol.

"I should be molesting those girls right now but I'm not" -- Jin

>>211592292
show is ending this week anon sorry

Is there any hope for Bloodgames 2? Can Xavier salvage things?

>>211592281
How did a real poster like Johnny have a pathetic son like Jet who can't even write like a man let alone act like one in real life?

If jet was smart he would end this Friday. and do a spin off till the end of the month then really plan out bloodgames2.

>>211592300
no dude I totally get it thats fair

what was wrong with Ellie earlier why was she sad in her room a few minutes ago

>>211592223
chat is this real ?

>>211592229
He really can't handle banter at all. Sam can be really funny but hes not quick witted off the cuff, hence he spends most of his pod letting nick be quick and funny while he just sits there going
"yooo thats mad funny"

If Ellie isn't gone by tommorow I will eat my shoe

I mean she has a phone with her, I saw her Instagram changed

The whole actionman thing

Just no way

>>211592319
>wiggers
>plan

>>211591386
He's conflicted because she's his ideal woman but also he's a trad larper so he has to hate camwhores

>>211592323
She knows the show sucks major ass and knows she'll have to enter Jet's "streaming camp" when she leaves

>>211592316
Even Xavier has been overstaying his welcome on Twitter it seemed. Hopefully he can redeem himself.

>it's 12pm i should be kicking daniel's ass right now
>i should be beating him over the head with a stick
he's sad and misses being on the show because his life was dull and boring in japan :(
fuck you jet

>>211592223
>one immunity for an elimination
Didnt work for claire

>>211592174
LMAO YES. I noticed that, sam wanted to cause more melty to make himself feel better and Aryeh didn’t take the bait. Fucking dumbass 40 year old time to wrap it up he’s spent

>>211592181
Because he’s can’t handle it. Whenever he gets called out or someone else takes the spotlight he hunches over and sulks in the corner. Did you hear him screaming and crying during the human centipede? This nigga had his whole head stuck behind Ellie’s prime pussy and he’s crying because he thinks he’s being picked on because he has to crawl around

>>211592323

Because she has to leave soon because her pimp wants her to work

And no im not joking.

>>211592323
she's bored and she doesn't know what to do on the show.

>>211592229
bri'ish people are by far the most sensitivity and cowardly people around. maybe this myth of banter existed decades ago, but it doesn't exist now. being a stupid cunt then whining for the authorities when you get handled isn't banter

>>211592336
>her Instagram changed
zoomers lend their accounts out to friends when they cant have their phones

>>211592319
>really plan
HAHAHA

Jet's father would fuck Ellie and not give a single damn about chat's reaction

>>211592354
That doesn't explain why Jet had to knock him down a peg, when he does it himself.

>>211592253
pretty accurate

>>211592248
yeah no shit, that's why the show FUCKING SUCKS

>>211592298
he never got over being a fucking loser, everything he does is in cope of this fact.

Is Jet aware of how much of the Fishtank community hates him and goofs on him?

>>211592346

Dude she is an OF model. She ain't doing that shit

>>211592281
What does Joopy think of Johnny?

>>211592174
they think everyone is Alex B tier gullible now

anything happen yet today? I’m waging

>>211592367

Nah, you're thinking of southerners who have always been soft fucks. Get a proper northerner in with a fast mouth and some top bants and he'd have Sam in tears within the hour.

>>211592354
>Because he’s can’t handle it. Whenever he gets called out or someone else takes the spotlight
I thought this post was about jet for a second

me and Ellie someday

>>211592396
nope. drench went downstairs thats about it

>>211592229
Brits are on another level they don’t gaf and will absolutely tell you how it is. Sam would get torn apart being called a “nonce” or pedo

>>211592384
one of the top season 4 twitter posts was just showing how fat and ugly he looks now

>>211592166
The hilarious part is Jin is a Japanese citizen and works a dead end job
Effectively nothing Big Purple Productions LLC can really do to touch him or make him hurt
Jin could go full Marky with zero real life repercussions

I started coming to r9k to interact with my faggot son, Jet Neptune

The one you guys call hack_blastard

Hes a faggot

So i realized there are TONS of you guys who could really use some good fatherly advice, built on first hand experience like mine

Advice on women and self assertiveness

Now i am beginning to wish you could all collectively BECOME ME

that way, id be young again, and youd all be smart

Lets do this

>>211592387
She thinks of herself as an orphan so i doubt its good.

How important are the /ftl/ general threads in the overall Fishtank lore?

>i'm a lonely pathetic faggot and im going to tripfag in /ftl/ and get 0 replies
didn't hack_blastard teach you retarded nigger faggots anything?

THREAD CHALLENGE:

name one funny thing sam has done so far this season

>>211592174
they are so stupid they keep doing shit lies and getting rumbled so quickly and then they just give up

>>211592253
Don’t worry there’s a twist that’s supposedly gonna fix all this. Supposedly.

>>211592397
Josie is in the UK currently and will be be in tears for different reasons

why is Arye sleeping again.

>>211592384
I dont think they care about /ftl/ as much now and are actively courting asmongold and Ice_Poseidon's audience for a reason. They did care in the first few seasons because they knew they had an in-built audience here but the show has grown beyond needing /tv/ to care about it.

Probably because very few of us actually spend money on this shit and openly despise them

Burt here

>>211591969
That's not Angie

>>211592420
We control the action. Basically all the big names browse here even if they claim to hate the place

why isnt jet hot like his dad or his sister?

>>211592427
kicky kickums

>>211592405
thanks

>>211592427
sulk in a corner like the teenager in a jewgolem's body he is

>>211592420
considering they've stolen ideas from /ftl/ for 4 seasons i'd say pretty important, we are literally doing ALL the creative work for them.

>>211592427
kicking freddy and running out of the room

>>211592396
no
they're just eating and having casual chatter
the same shit they do every time until something actually happens

>>211592414
I've never heard his voice so I'm reading this in Bruce Campbells voice and deliver.

>>211592397
100% alot of yanks can't handle the true banter

>>211592435
haha i thought you were fuckin around

>>211592427
Crash out on Jin behind the scenes then go to the garage mad as fuck to walk on a treadmill for an hour

>>211592435
he's depressed

>>211592420
Its the source of 50% or more of the wiggers ideas.

>>211592427
get mad at Freddy for not being his fan

Do Markyposters actually think Marky is some kind of epic trump card against Sam that will make him get cancelled the moment it "comes to light"? Marky is basically public knowledge at this point, it's not some obscure thing only hardcore fishtank fans know, the thing is, Marky herself said she doesn't want to take Sam to court and forgives him so nothing will ever come out of that shit.

>>211592420
We control the narrative

>>211592435
Who cares. Shows over

Why is there an occasional "bassy" *ba-dump* noise in the living room? it sounds like the neighbour is playing high bass music or something

>>211592420
ftl finding lubecooch r34 comments completely changed TJ's arc

threads are at a crawl
this season is turning out to be a disaster, holy shit

>>211592427
Calling Freddy "fred hyde".
That's about it.

>>211592229
I remember watching the start of a bar fight and the american goes
"I'll light you up like a christmas tree pal"
and the other guy burst out laughing as did anyone watching and it totally defused the situation, Ive never seen such a perplexed angry american before
truly uk is lord of the bants

Daniel won S4 of Fishtank.live

starting to miss vance coffee and josie limbo at this point

>>211592420
we run the culture

>>211592427
when he puts brutal honesty hat with rachel

>>211592445
>>211592451
sam wasnt funny tho

If Jet brings Jin back, would you guys forgive him?

Kekking at the thought of Jet calling Sam and Luke to drag away Jin from the show because he's too scared to confront him personally.

>>211592435
ARYE IS SLEEPING

>>211592485
hes too afraid to do anything now

i just made this and i'm not ashamed of it either

>>211592495
partially but then id only be counting down the days until he refucks it up

Every season I'm more baffled by this show's production. After season 2 they said no more fans, so they did season 3 with clueless people and it was great. Then halfway through season 3 they fucked everything up and ruined it so bad it actually ended up being overall worse than S2. Now they decided to do fans again but kick one of the few people willing to compete and antagonize others of his own volition (something they complained the S2 cast wouldn't do). What is it they want? Are lolcow TTS farmers like Burt and Rachel all they care about now?

>>211592494
hurrying out of the room after kicking a guy way smaller than you is funny

>>211592427
that time he fired vance 4 days before production began because Vance said MDE should stand for my dong etchy

>>211592468
>nothing will ever come out of that shit.
She's literally the reason he hasn't been on Rogan yet, he's only getting used by semi-edgy mainstream people once to show they've got grit.
Nobody wants to get close to him because of it.

>>211592485
>worst fish wins
Tracks for the season being this bad

>>211592378
Because he turns into an asshole. The other night he was mad about not getting alcohol (which started his whole bitchfit against the wiggers)

It’s like when jimmy would win something then immediately get in a girls face and throw up two middle fingers yelling FUCK YOU. At least Jin made an effort to be funny and get a laugh when he was being devilish

you just know jet is sitting down there, ptz zoomed in on ellie drawing and thinking, yeah shes got what it takes, shes really showing intiative!!

>>211592505

Considering she is an Onlyfans thot you better be

Chances they just pull the plug and end the show this week? Vibes are horrendous, feels like day 34 of season 3 where Sam walks up out of costume and just says it's over. Honestly feeling like they should just regroup recast and try again at this point. Keep Direnc and maybe Freddy if he's drunk.

>>211592509
Jet seems to be on a power trip and even the goycattle viewers are realizing this

>>211592509
>What is it they want?
paypig money with as little effort/overhead as possible
that's it

>>211592495
If Jet apologized to him sincerely on camera.

oh yeah a new chappy of CSM is out

If you don't know who this guy is you should not be here.

>>211592495
They were apparently willing to bring back Cole before he demanded 50k from them and they blocked his number. They were calling Alex and begging him to come back after he left. if sam really wants someone back, they'll come back.

>>211592513
youre trying too hard

>>211592496

>>211592468
is that why they crashed out at the mere mention of r9k?
you are literally too dumb to make an argument

>>211592509
when you realize they are no better than darksydephil

>>211592285
>reddit format
>nothing but chimp brain posting wrong information
fuck you are retarded

>>211592400
It wasn’t but it still goes without saying kek

>>211592495
No, I’m not watching any wigger product ever again

>>211592509
>Are lolcow TTS farmers like Burt and Rachel all they care about now?
remember when jet stated the show is explicitly against that and called people that wanted that retarded lol?
what happened to "advancing the culture" mr blastard?

>>211592468
You're retarded. The entire point of the show is to find weird information about the contestants and using it against them to see them squirm.

All we are doing is applying the same standard to the biggest lolcow on the show and seeing him grow increasingly paranoid over it as he doubles down on his moral crusade against sexual deviance to distract from his own history of sexual deviancy is peak comedy.

He can dish it out all day but he cant take it.

>>211592509
>Are lolcow TTS farmers like Burt and Rachel all they care about now?
Yes. This is the safest option for them. A person who will sit alone in a room and get baited by TTS making safe edgy jokes.

>>211592517
>Sam isn't on Joe Rogan because Joe Rogan is somehow aware he fucked a retarded whore from /r9k/ in 2016 not because all the racist shit attached to Sam's name

>>211592531
no regrouping no recasting, when will people accept that jet and the crew are retarded and no matter what, WILL kick someone or make them leave to fuck up the entire flow

>>211592496
>jet wasnt even in the room when he got kicked, only big guys sam and luke
bitch of the year award

>>211592509
S2 was the best season

My wife Wendy Neptune says that she would be very interested in talking with you on the phone and being any assistance to you that she could be.

She wanted me to tell you that she really likes the photograph you chose, due to her extensive background in Internal Medicine and psychology.

She wants to know if you would like to have a legitimate sincere intelligent female friend that you could call anytime....

This isn't a joke...

Call Wendy at 47O-316-1O43

>>211592531
It would just end up being another fake ending and used to farm "goodbye" tts

>>211592523
This show is built on people sperging out and always has been, "because they didn't want him to sperg out" isn't a real thing.

>>211592560
he might be doing Sams bit where he says one thing but does the opposite

>>211591969
for 20 and a cig Jet would become an uncle

>>211592509
Seems that way yeah. I honestly think at this point they don't see it as an experiment or project anymore, just a way to farm money for Sam's video game that will never come out. They legitimately don't even try.

>>211592535
It's about fucking time. I'll admit that I begrudgingly gave them another chance after Cole, but this is the last straw.

>>211592529
why lie? I don't think it makes a difference anyway my favourite fish is direnc and everyone's seen her entire asshole. I'm a fan based on the stuff in the tank

>>211592545
sorry for laughing man i don't know what you want from me

>>211592549
been saying this for a while now

>>211592495
Even if he does come back, Jet is still going to be weird around him and most likely passive-aggressive. He's not coming back unscathed and will have to be humiliated by both Sam and Jet for forcing their hand in bringing him on again. That's just how these clowns operate, and Cole saw that coming a mile away.

They don’t even have decent tard wranglers this season

>>211592546
he couldnt even carry a 20lb from the garage without putting it down and taking a break lol

>>211592517
The Rogan subreddit would eat him alive if he appeared on the podcast. Also I don’t think sam is even capable of having a 2 hour serious conversation with no gimics or jokes involved

>>211592563
why did he give her homework lol

>>211592174
Yeah this was really pathetic, they should have showed it to him on a phone instead of a piece of paper. You'd think it was fake too

>>211592573
S2 fans have to constantly repeat this to convince themselves it's true

>>211592603
That's bleak

>>211592600
imagine mints trying to break up a fight

>>211592137
As the top Angie Gooner I can only imagine she smells horrific

>production encouraged jin to perv
What is plebbits/kiwifarms cope response?

>>211592517
shane gillis is an mde superfan and idolizes sam, they talk/text all the time, and he still can't publicly associate with sam aside from mentioning him from time to time.

>>211592427
I can't think of any funny thing he's done in his career other than kill a bigger lolcow in idubbz which inspired this whole show

>>211592216
She cams as Hazelnutt, not Hazelnut, Hazel-nut, or Hazel-nutt. And who is exclusive to any one site?

>no one wants to watch sam hyde's fatass work out

I love Jin lmao

there’s no re-anything, the brand is dead. Last season was make or break, obviously they broke, and just a handful of days of this season proves we are past-broken. It’s over, it has been

the saddest part is, the crew are downstairs reading the site chat, and thinking, yeah this is a good product

>>211592393
It wasn't fake though. It was real screencaps from r/spongebob.

>>211592630
Gillis was on Hyde's podcast, dummy.

House cleaning kek

>>211592629
Cognitive dissonance and then roping themselves.

>>211592495
not that ship has sailed.
brining him back will change nothing at that point, only will make them look more desperate and pathetic.

When will Jet bring the guatemalan cleaning ladies? Now thats some good shit isnt it bros

It's housekeeping, Jet. Not "house cleaning." Braindead wigger retard.

>>211592576
lol r9k is fucked
did anyone actually call the number

By the way, my son JET NEPTUNE (hack_blastard) is a virgin, and he's been making threats to his 'girlfriend' Claire...

I've decided I'm going to fuck Claire

100% TRUE

I'm going to fuck her in the ass

/ourguy/ has a better understanding of the show than the producers

>>211592541
dogshit as per usual

>>211592626
The smell of his dried up pooner gash would be enough to snap the combatants out of their rage

r9k address incoming

Send in a support ticket about Jet ruining the season

>ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE
lmao here it comes

>>211592600
They've got Cowboy, Ben, and Sam, Cowboy wasn't there much last season so they've really only lost 1 person.

Where's that british guy from season 3? He leave to join an islamic grooming gang or something?

god damn this guy is fucking retarded

>>211592594
was thinking of it on my ride home because anon mentioned how this allows sam to bully people while making money

and it makes sense. these two found a way to grift bullying and power tripping.
i mean its entertaining but you really gotta look at the big picture here

>>211592495
The only way I'm forgiving any of these cunts is if they bring Simmons back and apologize to him on camera for assassinating his character and reputation over a misinterpretation of his words. All that chink said was "obey the age of consent" and they treated him like Subway Jared

>>211592662
yup it was dogshit
oh well

>>211592543
Oh that's DAMN true!!!

>>211592587
More than ever I feel like they're not trying. I felt like they were trying their hardest (lol) in S3 despite how badly they fucked up, but now it legitimately feels like no effort is put into it. Smaller cast full of fans, no decent challenges planned AT ALL, Sam phoning it in badly, director cam always on Rachel. People were saying S4 was just a cash grab to fund Blood Games 2 and I think that might honestly be true.

>>211592642
I dont think they think this is good. I think they only see it as a way to milk simps and they have no sympathy for them because "lol fuck simps"

>>211592545
You're such a little faggot

Jet looks utterly defeated i love it

>>211592509
Sam and Jet almost always let their ego get the best of them and sperg out over light pushback from the same people they made a whole show about fucking with. All the have to do is stop giving a shit and acting weird about the marky / hack bastard stuff. No one cares beyond the fact it's a guaranteed easy way to make production freak out lmao, you would think the Sam Hyde crew of all people would know that.

>>211592678
Based

>>211592671
>Where's that british guy from season 3?
Double teaming josie with steinful

>>211592543
That’s Tayleigh’s boyfriend before she met Jordan.

not only do they not pay the man but they use his likeness with AI. incredible

OH NO DANIEL ITS A TRICK DONT GO AHHH

>>211592684
the worst part is, they would ernestly tell you they are working really hard hahah

BYE BYE DANIEL

>>211592678
#Justice4Simmons
Never Forgetti

>>211592680
read bug ego instead

>>211592641
Duh tank is bwoken

>>211592687
youre a gamer

>>211592690
you will never see remorse on his face, hes just upset and seething at chat if anything

>>211592397
scottish are nanny state softies though

>>211592700
It's pretty funny.

DAMN DANIEL

Daniel got called into basement for confessional like Jin. He's not coming back.

>>211592646
right, but that's it. a paywalled podcast guest before shane hit his peak. and sam hasn't been on mssp. they'd be making sketches together and more if sam wasn't radioactive.

>>211592630
That is not fucking true. And nick mullen thinks hes a rapist, yet still sucks his dick.

They love the idea of Sam. Not who he really is.

>Burt markyposts so they put up an ad of him on director cam

>>211592618
Cause he was grooming her into his perfect little subservient gen-z wife. He isolated her from her peers and family, imposed rules on who she could see and what she could do, and tried to ideologically influence her to have a certain ideology


What do we call that?

i heard some gunshots in the basement

>>211592223
>morals, conduct
>PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME

Marky is waiting for Sam to truly reach the “peak” of his post-WP career to take him down. Luckily for him his ego and his retarded adopted sons will never let that happen.

Daniel in the basement. Won't see him no more

>>211592657

>>211592583
It gets tiresome, the difference between Jin and other spergs like Jimmy or Daniel is that he does it for laughs, Jimmy and Daniel are fully serious and malicious, they would never do something like steal panties unless they were horny, or pour milk on someone’s head unless they actually hated them

>>211592671
He was that seasons tacx/mike/bex
they always let someone go

Yesterday they bought duct tape for content. Please understand they are working hard for the show

>>211592717

The Scots aren't even real brits. They're like most of the world and base their entire cultural identity around hating the English while simultaneously benefitting from everything the English did to better the world.

>>211592720
looooooooooool

>>211592546

KINO content guys. Great show

Imagine if they paid Ellie to dress like this all day? Viewership would skyrocket (and AB would most likely commit suicide)

>>211591962
There's two

>>211592747
It's insane how pointless that was. One of the top 5 most retarded things I've seen them do on this show.

kek aryeh's high on piss fumes

>>211592722
Sam was on MSSP as a zoom guest during one of the covid quarantine

didn't taylor have that goose plushie in the living room

18 years ago, my son Jet Neptune was baptized backstage at a ZZ TOP concert

The guitarist of ZZ TOP is Rev. Billy Gibbons

I'm getting four backstage passes to the upcoming concert so Billy can meet Jet 18 years later

Jet is a homosexual

I told him to bring his boyfriend

He's too embarrassed to go

So I'm taking a buddy named Anthony and his girlfriend

>>211592754
We don't all hate the English

>>211592700
I wonder if this was recorded before his markypost? I’m thinking this was the “big plans” and “trust the process” they were talking about and now we won’t see this sick nignog ever again lol

>>211592761
Why not at this point

Joyride status?

>>211592600
If there's a fight in this season it'll be Angelina vs Ellie or Direnc, I don't think Direnc would need help breaking it up but Ellie would. It's not like any of production other than Jet/mints would have an issue pulling angelina off someone.

For male tard wrangling for daniel you just take a step to the right and his torso is pointing away from you, for Areyeh he's too placid, for freddy he would just stop in exchange for beer.

>>211592754
Lowland Scots are also more ethnically English than they'd like to admit. Highlanders are a different breed, however.

>>211592727
what do you mean? i've heard shane call sam his idol, i heard shane say that sam sends him nude sauna pics all the time, i've heard shane get excited for the new world peace.

MOMMY FOUND THE PISS DRAWER
>MOMMY FOUND THE PISS DRAWER
MOMMY FOUND THE PISS DRAWER
>MOMMY FOUND THE PISS DRAWER
MOMMY FOUND THE PISS DRAWER

CHALLENGE IDEA
CHEER ARYA UP BY RECREATING AN EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB

BASED JIN LEAVING CONTENT BEHIND

i missed the trailer they did didn't realize it was just on director cam
it was just some cope shit about talking to an AI about your problem right?

>>211592546
Careful what you ask for Jet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBnQy8RF48

this is honestly the worst season by far, and the fault is entirely with sam and jet, the complaints from s3 and "get out my ear dood" and picrel jet telling the audience to stop watching, it's just continuing to double down on bullshit malding from production

i watched the entirety of s1/2/3 live, stopped watching s4 day two and check the thread daily

>>211592678
The misinterpretation is so bad that it's hard to believe it's a genuine misinterpretation and not a bad faith act of rage and humiliation for no reason. But these people have a lot of skeletons in their closets and are forever paranoid and on-edge, and lash out whenever something reminds them of one of their skeletons.

>>211592771
Yeah she did

>>211592770
Yeah that was at Shanes lowest, after getting fired from SNL.
Sam asked both Mullen and Shane to be on WP2 but both declined, there's your answer.

Jin shitting on production hard rn on his ig live. Already referenced Jet too busy doing galaxy gas instead of running the show. No chance they bring him back

>Aryeh is STILL fucking in bed
WHAT IS WITH THIS LOSER?

>>211592671
They got rid of Luka because Jet didn’t want competition

are people saying daniel is leaving just because he went to basement or did he do something today?

>>211592770
really? then I stand corrected.

>>211592754
>while simultaneously benefitting from everything the English did to better the world.
nothing?

>>211592546
One punch from Jin and maybe even Daniel would instantly explode Jet
From his instagram it seems like Jin actually boxes too

they BARELY cleaned the piss from day 1

OH SHIT ELLIE FINALLY DOING SOMETHING

Production got mad at the idea of a sub 5 beta getting sex from what they presumed were their chopped roasties

why's freddy spaced out in b4?

MOMMY FOUND THE PISS DRAWER

>>211592674
yeah i didn't even considered the findom aspect of it but was more focus on the constantly feigning financial distress and begging for support with nothing ever being enough (we funder, TTS, seasons passes, fishtoys, buy this merch, buy this coffee, sponsors) with everything being overpriced and grifty. all of that while flexing balenciagas and driving overpriced sport cars when majority of your fanbase are disabled neets, burnouts and directionless young adults.

>>211592808
Wake me when he brings up the claire sextape

>>211592817
pulled to basement for confessional which is how jin went out

CORRECT AREYE

>>211592820

You're using multiple English inventions to make that post.

based Aryeh putting the chuds in their place

>she thinks they only huff it

>aryeh still on his "it's not about race" kick
so why aren't white australians huffing gas, it's the most easily accessible to them too?

>>211592832
stole rachels trazadone or ambien or zoloft (she has all of them)

that >correct arye tone is exactly how you handle retards. Drench truly was a whore, she knows her way around extreme personalities.

>>211592693
It's like they've never heard of the Streisand effect. Markyposting is now synonymous with the show and Sam because he's built it into this gigantic boogie man. In Sam's state the relationship was even legal so there's nothing to worry about in terms of actual repercussions.

I said it before but Sam is getting older and falling behind the times. He still thinks it's 2016 and the me too era where he's cancelable and all it takes is one slip up. What he doesn't seem to get is that it loses its allure and power if you just let it go and stop censoring it and stop kicking people for even possibly knowing about it and so on. The times have moved on, no one is pearl clutching like that anymore besides mega libs who would faint from 20 seconds of any MDE related content. But they all act like bringing r9k or marky up will end their careers immediately. They don't even have to address it just allow people to mention it and just don't acknowledge or respond ever.

Is someone recording Jin's IG live?

Jet got a tiny smidgeon of internet clout and immediately turned into Instagram Harvey Weinstein

lmfao

Jet is a child with no production experience. He’s an amateur who needs to be removed immediately or this show is done

>>211592847
NO MORE RAMA RAMA

>>211592820
hello pajeet, saar 45 trillion saar

>tayleigh is disgusting
jin is /ourguy/

does jin even like any of the old fish?

>>211592789

>Wn2b killing Tayleigh with rocks
lmao Jin

whats with the fishtank on ppv? is that on the real site too?

>we need to be killing tayleigh with rocks
KEK

>>211592847
socieoeconomic and geographic factors provide white Australians with easier access to less harmful drugs and they also can do cause effect

Oh shiiiiiiit Ellie stole Cracker Jack

>>211592841
English, but mainly German and Italian invented pretty much everything.

>>211592789
need this fishtoy asap

>>211592874
caucasian sperm receptacle

>>211592678
> over a misinterpretation of his words
it wasn't even his words he literally plagiarized the whole book from some random youtube video, there are shoutouts to the youtube channel inside of it.
you could even find the video and its 1:1.
the fact that even people on the side of him don't know this fact after all that time goes to show what damage sam did.

>>211592834
yup. i wasn't even thinkin of the DSP aspect but it's just as shitty as someone tryin to monetize eating a $12 fast food meal or putting on a vest.

was watchin trish's stream last night and even the community perpetuates the "grey" names(aka poors) not buyin some dogshit subscription service and tryin to shame you for watching this garbage for free.

Who pissed? Someone cleaning up urine?

>>211592855
>Sam is stuck in 2016
Makes sense to me, explains why his entire standup is just built around racist jokes too which have no edge anymore

>>211592874
Access to the white man is NOT a right!

>>211592887
KINO she stole a free meaningless plushie! Omg so kino!

>>211592857
nah, the lore will be passed down orally as always

did ellie take cracker jack?

>>211592883
Right, poor white australians out in the sticks don't huff petrol either though.

>>211592509
i dont think jet is smart enough to comprehend what real fans like and want and hes too much a baby ego

>>211592877
>>211592882
Alright yeah Jin is great
Kill yourself Jet

>>211592847
these people live in willful denial that all peoples are "the same" blank slatism retards

>>211592820
anglos are god's true chosen btw, just look at history. when the chinese take over your descendants won't believe the world was ruled over by such benevolent masters

>>211592855
Sam still has it in his head that he can make it to the big time, like Joe Rogaine, and that the Marky thing is a scandal that will torpedo his chances. What he still hasn't realized is that he'll always be fringe and niche in whatever he does, he doesn't have what it takes to really become A-list. If he just embraced that, he'd be happier and probably do better creative work.

rofl jin shit talking hassle on live. man i wish they didnt kick him i would have loved to see him mog frank

Jin really was being the main drive for conflict in the house

>>211592887
Oh no oh shit omgs jesus, much content, next up we pour milk on the fat lady on b3 or give beer to freddy so he starts telling the fish story for the 12th time this week

>>211591938 (OP)
QRD on any happenings last night?

>>211592914
they do crystal instead

what's with Angie's leg?

>>211592329
Shane Gillis called Nick the funniest guy he's ever met. The issue with Nick is he's funniest guy at the party/salesman funny and not sketch funny or stand up funny. Scuffed Realtor is a perfect vehicle for him.

Sam isn't that funny or really all that creative. Where Sam excels is where most egotistical reddit nerds do, it's in criticizing ideas brought to him. By the time you see something he's made, it has been turned into a parody of a satire of a mockery. But I genuinely like watching PGL because the best parts are Sam saying something serious and Nick making gags about it. It's even better when Charls is there to give the schizo take on it.

The other thing is Nick talks like he's 40. Sam talks like a 40 year old who hangs out with 30 years olds who try to fuck 17 years olds. But he allowed me to see how other see me when I say something is "fire."

>Jin producing content both in and outside the tank
He won

>>211592929
its dead

>>211592808
can't split our attention any more waiting for ellie to maybe actually do something
record his live and send us the link when it's done
also ellie has made contact
did angie already tell her where the fishbucks are?
this could possibly happen

>>211592560
>i hope fishtank graduates still everyone's viewers

jin is too based for the tank

>>211592926
they have rachel but she is totally inactive. all you can do is dump shit on her

>>211592932
Structural instability

>>211592877
>>211592882
ok this dude is my favorite all time contestant
the fishtank GOAT

>>211592892
It was both. He added his own commentary and you could tell which was which cause it sounded ESL.

His wording was "Stop before you make the biggest mistake in your life"

>Jin is fully anti-chudgang
Basado. You fucked up big time, Jet

>>211592855
mentally they are totally cucked by libs, despite thinking they aren't. their entire worldview is controlled by this liberal prior

>first time i jerked off in 4 days was yesterday to direnchs cam shows
based jin

>>211592933
>not sketch funny
Most of cumtown is him pitching funny sketches

>>211592945
he shit on ellie for being a pick me discord whore, big no no for jet please understand

>>211592744
let’s hope it’s mints this season

Duhrench looks like an R. Crumb character.

piles of trash

>>211592808
topkek

>>211592956
knew he was /ourguy/

>>211592887
wow such content

>>211592820
>darwin and newton both came from the same north atlantic island
>and so did the biggest sea empire ever
you're never catching up to the english lil bro

Does the Mig-28 really have a problem with its inverted flight tank?

Why do you guys keep posting edited pics of Jet to make him look fat? Post the real pics next time guys.

>>211592966
lol

where is jin streaming from?

Jin? Wanna come down for a confessional real quick? You're being a bit of a Cole- NOT THAT THATS A BAD THING

>they probably regret kicking me because nobody's watching their shitty fucking show now
>nobody's doing anything
jinGODS...

>>211592956
He was literally the only fan in the house who wasn't a soi.

>calling them "the wiggers"
ahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

>>211592932
she rolled her ankle yesterday during the flag tag game

>People experiencing psychomotor agitation may feel the following emotions or do the following actions

>desperate to find a comfortable position
>extreme irritability, like snapping at friends and family, or being annoyed by small things
>racing thoughts and incessant talking
>outbursts of complaining or shouting
>starting and stopping tasks abruptly
>moving objects around for no reason
>taking off clothes then putting them back on

>>211592962
Not Nick Mullen, you goof

>>211592864
the best part is thinking they are production gods, he literally wouldnt last a day on a small set lol

>>211592370
Not just Zoomers. Gen X'r Rachel has her aunt running her Ratchet Rachel account.
The funniest thing is Emily Todd wasn't her friend, she was her physical therapist. And she already knew the black fella was armed and unhinged and she still agreed to meet him again. Dumb bitch.

The wiggers and Sam continue to destroy their own show by not being able to handle their emotions and control their egos. Grow up retards

College Humor > prime MDE

You know it, I know it.

>>211592877
>>211592882
the /ftl/ contestants are always too good for this garbage show

>>211592829
remember this?

link to jin stream?

>>211592982
paradise.valley.comedy.club on ig

>>211592977
>jet could have actually looked like this by now if he just worked out the entire time he's worked with sam

wait did ellie actually take the plushie? when, i missed that

Top 5 all time fish

>>211592959
Link?

>>211592983
that doesn’t even rhyme

>>211592982
https://www.instagram.com/paradise.valley.comedy.club/live/

>>211592754
Scots have major contributions to history but they're all from coattail riding England

>>211592976
'Fraid so.

>>211593007
i'm not clicking that link, nigga.

>>211592375
So would Jet's current dad Sam Hyde.

are the basement confessionals streamed somewhere

>>211592857
The live is posted on his instagram as a post

I figured it out. Everybody in here is gay and that's why these threads suck.

>>211593003
that shit was brutal

>>211592997
Actually the truth, the sketch Step Dad is still good.

>>211592944
Hey at least they are botting her fishtank streams up to like 150 viewers.

I refuse to believe you faggots find Jin that engaging.
>B-but he was le kicked off le show

>>211592933
Sam excels at playing characters. He's always at his funniest when he's 100% in character.
Which makes sense because he was a literal theater kid.

what did he give direnc? that doesnt look like a fishbuck

>>211593012
has he posted anything else?
Maybe he is still on the show

Anyone even watching the show? nobody reacting to the content!?

>>211593020
it's not a link it's his handle you moron lol

>>211593025
on the mondo megabits discord.

>>211592727
Shane is much more normal and NICE compared to sam. Sam is truly a sociopath IRL. Shane parades his girlfriend around proudly while sam hides his two baby mamas and cheats behind their back constantly. Its mentality.

They are not best friends. Sam isnt capable of having real male friendship.

>>211592997
half the writers from the earlier ch days are working on massive projects around the globe while sam has to sit here and bully 20 year old autists for being 20 year old autists. streeter siddell runs snl now pretty much. very funny to see.

>>211593048
he's live rn on ig

So /ftl/ pretty universally hates the show
The reddit hates the show

Who, would you say, the show is for now?

>>211593048
he is currently on instagram live truth nuking hard lmao

>>211592977
>Jet if he had done those 20 pushups

>>211593049
nah I’m just posting now and soon I’ll be done with these threads too once it devolves from doomposting to bantshit

>>211592984
100% correct

The Streisand effect is when an attempt to censor or hide information inadvertently leads to a wider spread and increased awareness of that information. It's a phenomenon where efforts to suppress something often have the opposite effect, drawing more attention to it.

The term originated from a 2003 incident where Barbra Streisand sued to remove aerial photographs of her Malibu mansion from a public website, claiming privacy concerns. While the lawsuit was ultimately dismissed, the publicity surrounding the attempt to suppress the images generated significant media coverage and resulted in a massive increase in views of the photos.

Essentially, the Streisand effect highlights the unintended consequences of censorship and the power of the internet to amplify information, even when attempts are made to contain it.

>>211593043
This is one of many reasons why blood games is still the best fishtank has ever been

>>211592933
I agree with this, I don't dislike any of these people outside jet and the wigger gang
but sam cannot handle bants

>>211593041
He was the only person making content that isn't 'WAAAH WAAH PRODUCTION WHERES MY CPAP'. He charged the bitch's plushie with scissors and planned to fuck with dani the next day

>>211593025
basement confessional is either the staff giving you a warning or kicking you.

>>211593041
He was the only entertainment all monday and was only ramping up. Its the ruined potential that bugs me. Im not even a jinfag, just an anti jetfag

>>211593061
me :)

>>211593061
the nu-r9k audience

>>211593041
seeing a fish shitting on the show and jet's very very obvious flaws and incompetence is extremely refreshing with how every other fish ends up sucking up to the wiggers and falling in line

can someone ask jin if they paid for his flight yet

>the face bruise looks and feels worse
>"rug burn"

>>211593061
jet so he can fuck fans of sam/fishtank.

>>211592922
He’s also still mentally fucked up from his childhood and I don’t think that’s been resolved in ANY sort of form. He’s 40 fucked his brain and body up with all those research chemicals

>>211593020
you can't click it because it's not a link retard

>>211592857
uhg this bitch looks like she shaves her pussy. no thanks

When did Rachel become the main character?

i hope someone is recording this its fucking hilarious

>>211593061
People like AB and others who thought Streamstars was good

>>211592495
If they bring him back it would only be to torture him until he snaps and then not pay him, Jin shouldn't go back if offered it would be a trap

>>211593061
half of the show is watching the staff fail
it's the whole point in watching for senior fans

>>211592929

>>211592959
>>211593012
Okay tits but it's probably different after living around her for four days.
I refuse to believe that nobody's jacking it in the shower though.

BREAKING: Jin has finished his glass of water

>>211593061
fat paypig simps

>>211593003
was this caused by the hair hormones?

>>211593061
Jet Neptune and only Jet Neptune

>Jin Bill Ottman posting

>bill ottman is shutting down jin

>>211593061
Chat fags the fishtank fans who want to be friends with production

>>211592984
this whiny little bitch acting like he was some content queen. i can think of 6 fish who did more than he ever did in 4 days

>>211593073
i didn't even know about his r9k post until they kicked jin, this nigga retarded

>>211593061
The show is not for anyone but jet to get laid

>>211593041
please kill yourself jet so you and ciara can finally be together

>>211593097
when jin got kicked and they needed someone to bait TTS messages

>>211593055

> Sam isnt capable of having real male friendship.

so true, this is why he and Nick haven't been friends for 20 years.

>>211593041
He was a pretty good instigator and created drama. I can tell it's a boring fucking day today by how dead these threads are and how Jin is still the most mentioned here.

>>211593025
pornzog

>>211593062
Link?

>>211593097
jet has to find a way to keep her and make until he dreeses the pig in all those funny costumes he bought for her

>>211593061
Jimmy types

>>211593003
Context? I remember KWAB crashing out but I certainly don't remember Sam sizing him up

how the fuck can you ruin a show so much by kicking the only funny one?

>>211593013
https://www.instagram.com/paradise.valley.comedy.club/live/

>>211593061
How long are they even going to keep it running for anyway? Season 5, season 6? Surely the shtick will get boring after all of this and they cant milk lolcow TTS from people like rachel anymore

>show falling apart
>horrid vibes
>staff FUD
best bit every season

>>211592797
what's wrong with him this time?

>>211593127
this but unironically

>>211593127
>he thinks they are actual friends

Jin quit

Cole quit

Claire rimmed Jet

>>211593018
they have a few, they have a ton of medical finds in late victorian period and per capita have some pretty impressive stuff invention wise

>>211593101
yeah thats why cole asked for money up front he knew it was gonna be that way

>>211593141
the show falling apart due to sam and jet

Sheer coincidence. I married a Swedish chick, and when we got her pregnant, she wanted to go back to Neptune Beach, where she grew up to be near her mom.

And I don't know what part of Long Island they were from. That's my grandmother's /mother's side of the family, and I don't really know the details about that early part of their lives

I'm about to start posting several photographs that I want these guys to read...

Forgive me if my posts become focused on that for the next four minutes

Shit... Here's the first photograph now

This is something they need to learn

It's very primal, which is why the deny it

>>211593097
They noticed this season is doomed and the only way to earn money is by farming TTS hate, rachel is literally jewish and im 100% sure she is a plant to farm TTS she probably has a deal that she gets 25-50% of the TTS that are aimed at her.

>>211592997
WKUK > Prime MDE

>>211593049
>the content
the nontent

>>211593049
hoping ellie will do something soon rachel was on the move but ellie missed it after being up there before, she even had a small window where rachel was talking to freddy in room 4
didn't realize I had to go director cam to see what they were talking about so missed whatever jet was blabbing about there
and i guess he literally makes them clean up now and all he had to say to "address the fans" was about their fucked payment and overlapping ttses scamming paypigs

>tanks your show

did angie actually die?

>>211593133
whenever I'm jacking my shit, I always stop for a second, just in awe of that fucking website's name

>>211593127
numde fan spotted

>>211593049
Nah im shitting up the thread and posting joopy

they're not moving to a spaceship house, are they?

>>211593061
Starry eyed Twitter users that havent got deathly bored of Sam or Jet's shticks yet

>>211592730
Fishtank.live?

>>211593127
sam pays nick $1000 for every appearance he makes

>ear out

>Megan got paid $2k and some robux for 8 days
>Jin got $200 for 4 days

>last seasons winner didn't get paid
>many contestants don't get paid when they leave
>this seasons contract says production has the right to only pay them $1
Fishtank is dead guys. These are the last gasping breaths.

>jin didn't get paid a daily rate, just the 2 fishbucks
they're literally scammers. fuck these retards.

>my job is to run fair competitions and kick out anyone that makes fun of me

>>211593041
he was the only thing to draw me to actively follow the season, and then they immediately kicked him.

>i'll get out of your ear jet
/ourguy/

>>211593141
>>211593029
>>211593108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlYWBXBQNo

perfect cap to end off the season

here's one for the angie simps. i'll do one for driench later.

>>211593055
Shane is a literal middle school tier bully irl who is constantly getting dumped (by models to be fair) for being an asshole about everything. He's funny but I imagine Sam is nicer in person. Sam's doing this whole show for Jet because immediately after World Peace was cancelled literally every one cut off contact with Sam while Jet moved across the country to edit videos for him.

>>211593061
The Farms :)

>>211593141
He got in Burts face and the wiggers went up to bully him

>get out my ear

RIP CRINGELA

>>211593153
>>211593178
>>211593202
It might unironically be over for real.

>>211593127
Remember when Sam spazzed out and went full 1488 and got his lifelong friends blacklisted from the entertainment industry instead of biting his tongue?

That was so cool

>>211593127
Sam pays Nick to hang out. Seriously.

Oldheads were warning you about jet for years but you didn't listen.

Jin sounds a lot more salty than he did yesterday

as Jin said why they kicked him?

COLE... I MEAN.. JI.. DANIEL.. YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF... STOP...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlYWBXBQNo

skip to 7:07

>>211593049
No. The show is worthless now. Its nontent and the ogre. WOW, THRILLING STUFF.
All because prod are degenerates who got their feewees hurt

>>211592535
the moment where the show peaked he lost it when to beg money for his spaceship shit

guys sam is gonna get here and make them do the impression challenge and itll all be okay!!

>>211593235
in fairness I started watching this show two days ago

>>211593239
for bringing up jet being on /r9k/

>>211593239
sam did in the confessional to daniel

>>211593061
Simps who want to watch Ellie, Direnc and Angelica. That's about it

>>211593207
I was at work and every thread i saw yesterday were people hyping up jin and loving him.
Within minutes of me getting home and tuning in he is kicked off.
These wiggers, man.

>>211593237
probably after figuring out he's only making 200$, he expected a day rate as well

i hope the wiggers are listening to this and seething

>>211593207
This, I thought everyone was a dud but after him roasting, Jet, the women and Daniel he was the only one to root for.

>>211593154
he misses bikini bottom

>>211593237
it's starting to sink in. he's probably just sitting in a hotel room thinking about it

>>211593237
he's had some time to actually sit with the fact that they kicked him off over a single sentence

>>211593237
Probably had time to absorb the threads talking about this shit. We're all salty

>>211593061
cultist marks and clout leeches that believe they can get in with production

>>211593174
WKUK a chore to watch tho theyre very good I agree

>>211593251
Me too, fuck her for getting me into this.

>i didn't even see jets fat ass when he kicked me

>>211593237
probably slept on it and realizes how stupid it was of them to do that especially since so many fans are outraged rn hes probably more comfortable being upset

>>211593239
He wasn't told

>>211592150
Hey you chink fucking loser if you want people to watch your stupid ass then don't put it on Facebook for slightly younger women. If Facebook is for Granny's insta is for moms now

>they removed the day rate from previous seasons

I’m going into the tank guys, wish me luck

>>211593061
the show is for jet
you send him money
he ruins the show
get it?

>>211593219
They project so fucking hard. Jin literally said he would NOT fuck a 15 year old.

These streamstars people who sign their tts with their username need their egos checked

>>211593253
the unfilmed one in the basement sinc ethere's no cam there you mean

why is she laying in the paper box?

>>211593277
>Jet couldn't even look him in the eyes and kick him
Johnny would hang his head in shame.

>>211593142
If Jin was actually funny then his stox would have been higher and would've prevented him from being kicked.

>>211593242
I miss the Kawab arc. S3 post Alex wasn't that bad

>Jin truth nuking on ig

Do you gets get autistic about not missing anything in the show? I do, but sometimes I need to get off my chair and do something. Then I get pissed when I read about convos and stuff that I missed. I never miss the big things though.

>>211593149
They required to give the initial investors 10 seasons.
Including Bloodgames and Bitchtank we're currently on 6.
The next 4 seasons are about to be so phoned in it won't even be funny. And one of them is Bloodgames 2.

Seeing as it only took them 2 years to hit 6 seasons, we have about 1.5 years of fishtank left at most.

>>211593288
there was no day rate on the first 2 seasons

Frank catching strays

>>211593303
cat

>OMG THEY FOUND HECKING CRACKER JACK AFTER SOMEONE HID HIM!!!
this is the type of shit jet genuinely enjoys

>>211593018
The Scots' problem is is that they were a genuinely high-achieving country that was 100% complicit in all of Britain's imperialism but instead of embracing their achievements they want to LARP as poor little victims of English colonialism because the dominant ideology of the past 50+ years is that being the loser makes your morally superior.

Stopped watching after the Jin elimination. Am I free to fuck off and play elden ring or does this look salvageable?

>>211593309
mints, go to the garage and take your shirt off

>>211593316
no i've missed multiple full days this season i dont really care

>>211593288
Day rate is only for freeloaders

>>211593239
>it makes it hard to run the show if the contestants humiliate us

Would Bex have talked them out of kicking Jin?

>>211593313
qrd

>>211593277
SAM W! LUKE W! WE DID IT!

>>211593321
It was $500 for S1 and S2. They cut it out of the contract for S3.

Jin is based but holy fuck Jet is retarded.
Dude can't cast for shit, how could he not sus out that Jin was one of us lol

its really insane how quickly they ruined this season

HELL HOUSE

STEAL A LITTLE GIRLS TEDDY BEAR

>>211593300
what? no, i mean literally last night in the upstairs confessional. he pulled daniel in there and told him talking shit about production makes it so they cant do their jobs lmao

Sam (FUCKING NERD) is the weak link of every chain he's part of.

>>211593260
0% chance they are. They live in their own mde bubble and remove anyone that doesnt worship them

>>211593309
If the paypigs decided who was the funniest we'd hear Obamna Soda all day every day.

>>211593276
hahaha I don't know which 18yo asian woman you mean


also why is angie so annoying again

>>211592281
would

>>211593309
phone posting wigger kys

who is this guy lol?

I can't believe the stuffed animal was moved. Kino!

>>211593043
He sucks at playing characters because he can't stay in character. He breaks all the time, not even corpsing but straight laughing. I remember him doing the Irish Candy Man bit and he stops mid-interview to be himself to explain that skinning and wearing people as coats was a real thing the Irish did.

His characters are funny, I did not give enough credit for them, but he is not much of an actor.

>>211593328
>the website chat usually eats up whatever slop theyre served
>even theyre sick of this dogshit
swing from the ceiling jet, sam is dropping your obese ass once this season is cancelled. hope johnny is willing to take you back

PLOT TWIST: RACHEL WON THE MOMENT SHE ENTERED THE HOUSE BECAUSE SHE REALLY IS A SQUATTER. THEY'RE STUCK WITH HER FOREVER NOW

>>211593334
i tuned in for 30 mins and im genuinely shocked at how grim it is right now. now im just watching jins stream which is easily more entertaining no contest https://www.instagram.com/paradise.valley.comedy.club/live/

>>211593003
>>211593210
>kwaban tries to walk out of the room and taps sam's arm to move out of the way
>DONT' DO THAT! DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M NOT MOVING! WALK OVER THE MATTRESS!
Sam will never erase the fact that he will always be a dorky theater kid no matter how many drugs he injects into himself

any good caps of direnc's ass in those pants?

>>211593291
>you send him money
I don't do this part and never have

>>211593347
He was cast based on that. It's the fan season. Jet's just an idiot

>10k viewers

Oh no the season is so dead lol

Sorry losers, Jet won again, he always outdoes myself every season

>>211593346
They did not pay Vance 20,000 fucking dollars lol

>>211593362
Some seething jimmyfag

lmao she started crying

tough pick me isnt so tough afterall

>>211593370

tell us more about how you don't care

>>211593272
Look at which fish/freeloaders are restreaming fishtank and think about what kind of fan watches them. Its not even the reddit tier audience at this point. its the xitter orbiter sphere they are catering towards at this point.

>>211593055
Shane would share his whole life story with a stranger and hangs out at bars around Austin sometimes, sam wouldn’t even give you the time of day unless it’s to take pictures after a show

>>211593362
The average Jin hater is apparently an obese neckbeard.

>>211593347
Being a tripfag is not the same as the rest of us jet was always a faggot

Jin is a faggot for going too hard too son

>he didn't even see jet downstairs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211593383
50k day one and half are bots but k

>>211593362
Twitter orbiter fag

>>211593383
10k at 1pm? doubt it. they're known for viewbotting and fucking with the numbers.

>>211593352
oh yeah the non-answer

>>211593177
She'll fuck sam or jet. Thats what she'll do. You can just tell she's lying around waiting for cock.

>>211592420
This season has had the worst /ftl/ threads, hands down.
>t. been posting since day 1, season 1

This is worse than when Cole got kicked because Jin is explaining exactly what happened

Is Jin live somewhere?

>>211593016
kek he didn't even have any ill-intent with what he said and jet wasnt even there when he got kicked out. all they had to do was talk to him.

>>211593049
absolutely not

>>211593392
who tf called her tough? she's cried like 5 times

Which Fish should recreate this picture?

Are you ready for what Jet has planned today!?

>>211593405
kwab

LOL THAT AD

>PLEASE WATCH ON THE FISHTANK SITE

>>211593387
Vance asked for extra to get his car repaired and they never called him back

>>211593416
https://www.instagram.com/paradise.valley.comedy.club/live/

Day 4. I bet you anything this season just ends before day 7, they're gonna just call it. I've never felt worse vibes about a season

>>211593334
Wait for freeloader, I doubt it's chris as this point because chris + Rachel would be rough, too early for Frank. So it might be someone new/someone who didn't make the cut on auditions.

>>211593426
Direnc, drench and wrench

>>211593420
If it doesn't bother the wiggers they should've just taken him to the basement and asked him straight up "are you going to markypost?"

>>211593404
>too hard
>made an /r9k/ joke about jet
jokerposters stay winning

gentleman jin

>>211593392
>>211593423
who?

>>211593359
She's bored and wants to do something stupid like the panty raid again.

>>211593415
Cole is memorable and a key character in Fishtank. Jin won't be

Angie is like Letty but funnier, cuter and dumber.

What specifically did Jin say that people think got him kicked off? and any clips of it?
Must've been real fucking bad

>>211593394
tell me more about how bad you want to suck sam to completion

>>211592473
Bad audio

>>211593443
they'll take zero responsibility for it too and just blame the cast

>>211593339
Kill yourself mints

>>211593061
Twitter users who upload takes or clips and refuse to mention anything negative about fishtank bcuz daddy sam or jet or sodafag might block them

>>211593061
retards

>>211593127
Nick cut off contact for years after WP was cancelled
>nufans dont know about the dark years
Sam was suicidal and only had Jet (superfan) and Bic Flame (his cousin)

>>211593413
I miss S2 /ftl/. However you feel about the season itself, the posting was amazing. Councilposting was the hardest I've laughed at anything online in years

As soon as the next person enters you'll all:
1: Forget Jin
2: Say the show is kino
3: Omit to admit that Jet redeemed himself again

>>211592097
>>211592233
Is this Jet's sister?

>>211593362
the username looks familiar, think i've seen him on twitter. Usual sycophant fag

>>211593423
herself

>>211593362
a kiwitroon would be my guess

>>211592229
You're not Jeremy Clarkson dude

>>211593185
based

>>211593426

Bex (Stays where she is)
Me
Direnc

>>211593309
TRVKE
Goldstriker straight up said "Jin and Daniel were being annoying and Daniel had higher StoX." Although he also later said he didn't know what was going on so it seems in line with what we're saying, Jet made the call to boot Jin and scare Daniel but he needed big daddy Sam to do it for him.

>Jet was too scared to confront a chill Jap pervert
My estimation of Jet Neptune as a man is plummeting by the second

>>211593426
Bex, Creature and who?

>>211593452
ellie should raid panties and try them on

Anything happen this morning?

why is this bitch packing roses in her luggage?
why is she packing at all?

>>211593374
it shows it's not ironic acting, he's legit mad that jet is a fuckup at this point of s3

>>211593448
It wasn't even that, it was Jet on the edge of a nervous breakdown over the /r9k/ throwaway line. He's a certified bitch boy.

>>211592573
S2 fans will constantly say this but they can never explain why

>>211593456
they're gonna hate you for this but you're right, she's like letty if letty wasn't unironically an evil witch outsite of the show

>>211593429
rain deer

>>211593458
He said Jet browses /r9k/ in front of the teenage girls that Jet wanted to have sex with

>>211593480
>Omit to admit
ESL go home

>>211593489
lmfao

get in here bros. hes never streaming again after this

>>211592505
You should

>ellie instantly folds

>>211593217
And why do you think everyone cut contact with him lol. He cant stop hurting people around him because he is stupid and sociopathic.

>>211593117
this. I never cared about /r9k/ and I'm only on this board for this general because it's season 4.

>>211593383
they manually add to the viewcount at whim, it was admitted when they were caught red-handed

CLOSET TAX

CLOSET TAX NOW

The r9k stuff definitely pissed jet off but I think Jin was getting friendly with Ellie and that was the final straw

>>211593449
went to business for himself thus a phag

>see qt 18 year old asian girl talking about her fav anime
>put head down and sheepishly walk away

>>211593480
>the next person
the show ends this week anon

It genuinely is smart to tone down Daniel and kick Jin. The show was too friendly and too much ADL vibes with them spear heading everything. It should be boring, elongated, hangman, swords

>>211593426
mint
Sam
Jet

Ellie is already doing production says
cant be saved

>>211593454
Why do Colecels feel so threatened by Jin?

>>211593392
>>211593423
>>211593485
who the fuck are you talking about? not currently watching, please tell me bros

>>211593277
Jet stayed up all night waiting for Sam to arrive the next day and then hid in the bathroom while they kicked him out for a ‘mobile intervirw’

>>211593526
too pure

>>211593515
that's you being an EZL (english zoomer language)


also CONTENT HAPPENING THEY STEALING THE FISHBUCKS UPSTAIRS WATXH

for all sams bravado about "black people ruining european cities"
his entire crew are spiritually black lol

>>211593286
>Hey you chink fucking loser if you want people to watch your stupid ass then don't put it on Facebook for slightly younger women. If Facebook is for Granny's insta is for moms now
t. discord fag

>>211593526
shut the FUCK up about the show. we're watching JIN.

NEW

>>211593544
>>211593544
>>211593544

>>211593544
>>211593544
>>211593544

>>211593505
literally all she does is pack and unpack her stuff for like 9 hours a day

>>211593479

>>211593480
only if that person is the Rasta man

>>211593558
theres only one pick me in the house figure it out retard

>>211593154
it's probably in autism land pretending he's playing with ponies

>>211593277
Lmfao I knew this fat faggot didn't even look him in the eyes as he kicked him

>>211592761
Faggot

>>211593564
Both things can be true

>>211593521
jin pls just give us a video

>>211593370
qrd?

I miss binx

>>211593564
>goes to popular tourist districts and expects blood and soil

>>211593450

>>211592468
You're forgetting MDE fanbase are a bunch of pearl clutching tradcath LARPers who will absolutely and literally shit their pants if they find out their surrogate daddy fucked a teenager in his late 20s.
Do you not remember all the "18 YEAR OLD CHILD" posts when Ellie revealed to be 18/a high schooler? A lot of them weren't joking

>>211593539
What's her favorite anime???

>>211593480
>he thinks im going to watch this shit ever again
lol, lmao
the goodwill completely ran out

>>211593479
scott walking into the council nearly killed me

>>211592406
16 is legal in the UK retard

>>211593429
These people are so criminally unfunny

>>211593341
100%

>>211593505
It gives her the illusion of having control in her life. Look at her, listen to her, she clearly has no will power.

>>211593582
i cant that applies to all of em

B2 QUEENS MAKING CONTENT

>>211592253
>Jet destroys the content because of his morbidly obese ego
I definitely never saw that coming, it only happens every single season

>>211593480
Im gone until s5. Im a cucumber recap fag now.

>>211593627
go around sleeping with 16 year olds in the uk and see what you get called you nonce

I tap on jin's insta live and I can hear him but I get a black screen

>>211593480
only way for that to happen would be marky thompson and johnny neptune freeloader

>>211593237
He was waiting to get his money first and plane ticket back home THEN shit on them

>>211593429
The reindeer was being played by Jet's girlfriend, the one who painted S2's house murals.

any news on the "NEW WHITE GUY" from the youtube thumbnail

>>211593659
Still counts as watching. You're here forever.

>>211593681
ENTER

Lmao Ellie and Daniel both talking about leaving. Jet, just call it bud

Drench is hot

>>211592629
Actually Reddit has started to turn on Sam and Jet

what is the actual plan here? are they just so bored they're making angie cry by hiding her stuffed toy?

>>211593362
He’s some fishtank orbiter who let Jimmy do a voice over on his music video. Associated with Jimmy means no good

she is pretending right?

>>211593498
>Not even Ben could confront him
>They had to get the two buff guys to handle him
Why are they so scared of him? Is not being an insecure neurotic mess really that intimidating to them?

>>211593726
this would actually bring the fans back on side so they won't do it

>>211593536
Jin kept selling the business. Stop reminding me you're playing a character! Show your power level! You know the show! Go for broke, they're going to change it a few weeks in anyways.

>>211593743
top post of the sub is dick riding the wiggers as expected

>>211593498

>>211593773
The line between pretending and being truthful is blurred for someone like her. But basically yes, she is pretending.

Hog sits in bedroom 3 all day not socializing with the other fish. You've got to stop this

was Ellie really talking about leaving earlier?

what the fuck is andy milonakis wearing now? a sun hat? where are you going where that would be necessary?

>>211593545
>too friendly
Jin literally tore up Angie's teddy bear and was beefing with everyone what are you talking about? It's more friendtank now thats he's gone

I’m going to the house

>>211593863
The home alone lady is unironically hotter

>>211593839
give her chores. it would keep her active and social.

>>211593839
they should just move her bedroom downstairs with a couple screens for privacy

why does it take 20 minutes for this fucking hog to do anything

>normal fish challenge
>human centipede the whole house
>Rachel challenge
>get downstairs in less than 30 minutes

>>211593776
Who is the dude who was benching 405 the other day? Has a manbun, clearly on staff.

>>211593383
>he always outdoes myself

>>211593902
obviously. everybody in this thread is hotter than that thing.

>>211593928
cowboy?

>>211593928
Cowbow, Jin said he was the one who gave him his bags and told him he had a car outside

>>211593914
do you know how many screens it would take to give her privacy? she wears a fumigation tent and its two sizes small.

>>211593489

Clarkson is a soft south twat pretending to be proper British like. You aint seen a proper north lad because rbeebs dont put them on the telly.

>>211593952
Maybe. This is my first Fishtank. The only staffers I know of are Jet, Ben, Mintz, and Chris Lynch.

>>211593942
i wouldn't go that far

What's Ellie's favourite anime?

>>211593973
LOL! Jet fears Jin.

>>211594007
>first fish tank.
its been going since the 70s and this is the one you tune into? zoomer fuck.

why do they look at the TTS. mongoloids its a good cast.

I have no idea whats going on and i'm retarded so this should be like matrix code to me.

>>211594039
Rugrats

>>211593565
Discord is for pedophiles. It's why all of you always want a gay little server