18 results for "5e9c41c2af48a1f693d126e415d78e11"
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Who the fuck are you niggas? I thought I set this thread to ‘private’
I’m American and I know who Oasis are
>American day
>wake up at 4:30am
>get in your lifted Ford F150, destroy all plants and crops with your exhaust on your 45 minute commute to the warehouse
>clock in, and start hammering nails into your own hand
>time to start melting the fiberglass
>get Jose and Dequarius to help you lift the heavy sheets of fiberglass
>it drops on your foot, too bad you can’t afford to go to the doctor, so now you’ll have a broken foot for the rest of your life
>2pm: mandatory 10 minute lunch break
>warm up your hot pocket and burn the fuck out of your mouth because you need to eat it fast
>2:15-4pm: crush rocks with sledgehammer
>4:10pm: mandatory LETS GO ISRAEL chant with whole crew
>4:13-7pm: stack heavy buckets and boxes
>7-9pm: sit in traffic on the way home
>9pm: drink 12 bud lights and pass out

>European day
>wake up at 10am
>walk to cafe and smoke cigarettes for 4 hours
>go to refugee center and hug every refugee
>go on train to art museum
>stare at art for an hour
>go to park and smoke and drink
>pick your girlfriend up from Mahmoud’s apartment
>go to club and take drugs til 3am
>take train home
>do cocaine in living room til 8am

It’s not fair
Drummers gf’s dad wants us to change our name to Peep Durple
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I don’t play well with others
How many women have you had sex with this year?
For me, 5

One in January
Two in May
and Two in October
Why is the white race so weak? They get invaded by everyone and slowly get browner and browner.
Ancient history: see Greece
Middle Ages: see Iberia and Sicily
Modern history: see all of Western Europe

They keep getting invaded by brownoids who rape and rape and rape.
Standup comedy in my country
>”white people do this”
>*eeerghh eunnn bleehhh*
>”but BLACK people do THIS”
>*eeee hoooo wooooweeee*
What is standup comedy like in your country?
I’m Anglosexual… ‘mere you ;)
>The Nazis arch nemesis was the…. Ashkenazis. The Nazis turned them into… ash.

German history is so autistic
The last movie I saw in theaters was Batman (2022)
Before that it was Last Duel (2021)
Before that it was Ladybird (2017)


The cinema is dead. I hate propaganda.
Pray for Paris
>character gets hit in the nuts
>he says “mommy” in a high pitch voice
>onlooking character says “oooooo… that’s…… gotta hurt”
>a nearby dog whimpers and covers its eyes with its paw
>I’m tha type o’ nigga
>To squeeze tha trigga
>At anotha nigga
>So won’t grow bigga
The Battle of Tours, the Reconquista, The Barbary Wars… it was all for nothing.
Chinese
>Our people have been through some fucked up shit. Namely the Japanese occupation, where men were slaughtered, women were raped, babies were impaled upon bayonets. People were injected with syphilis and forced to commit incest in evil and bizarre science experiments

Armenians
>our people were kicked out of their homes and forced to walk through miles of desert to their death. Many women were raped and men were forced to worship a different religion.

Irish
>our people were starved by our neighbors. All the food that did grow in our land was shipped directly to the island next door, while our children starved to death and thousands of our people were forced to leave their homes and face discrimination in foreign lands

Jews
>thats nothing…. for 5 years, our people were forced to… *gulp*…. Do MANUAL LABOR!!! Oy vey, it was the worst atrocity in history!
Are you amplifying POC voices and protecting trans kids in your country?