You're not gonna believe this!
I was just down at guitar center and there was this guy playing...
This one guy, uuuh Jim Henson i think he was called.
he played a million notes, maybe more. SO FAST
it was wild. i never seen so many notes come outta one guitar
but the audience, they all just...stood there. no emotion, no head bobbing, just...eerily still
i had to get outta there, couldn't stand how awkward it was
and don't get me started on the smell. god you wouldn't BELIEVE what it was like in there, i don't think a hundred cans of deodorant would have helped!