>>719972187

I was 15 and 7 months old (my state let's teens that age work) and working my first job at McDonald's so I could save up to buy parts for my first custom built PC.

Then I went to the midnight launch and bought the Collector's Edition.

Shit was SO cash!

...

I dreamed I was old.

>>211544532

Like pure uncut heroin.

But it will never be as fantastic as your first time.

Fast forward 25 years...now you're turning 40 and still chasing that level of passion and euphoria by strangling teenage mulatto runaways and having single man reverse gangbangs with a legion of Thai Ladyboys.