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Sniper checking up on his parents about his job of being a hired assassin which felt real
>Dashboard view from a car about to stand in dead-locked traffic
Aw, shoot.
>Meet the Accountant!
>Sniper, wearing a white shirt and slacks, no hat, and perscription glasses, sitting behind the wheel of an old, (crucially) right-hand drive economy car, with his bent knees showing that it's a bit too small for him
Accountin's a bad job, mate.
'Ss an easy work, indoors.
I gurantee you will go angry, 'cause at the end of the day, s'long as there are six billion people on the planet, someone's gotta want a better life.
>"Claim denied" gets stamped on a document on a table, then pan up to not particularly happy Saxton towering over the table, wearing a black jacket (over bare chest and shorts)
Oh...
>Sniper calling on a big brick-shaped mobile phone from the 90s, with his car rear-ended in the background, still in the same traffic jam
Yeah, I'm a... I' not a swindler dad, I'm an insurance agent! What would difference be, one is a job and other's a felony!
I'll be honest with you, my parents do not care for it.
>Sniper standing in a packed elevator, half a head taller than everyone else, followed by a shot from the cafeteria
I think the secretary just looked at me... No, no she didn't.
>Coffee and piss jugs scene, in office flavor, with jugs under the table
Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.
White collars have emotions.
>Whacks a woman with a golf trophy
Be a kunt.
>Shot of toilet stalls, one occupied by, presumably, Sniper
Procrastinate.
>Dramatically pulls a check out of an envelope
Live a life paycheck to paycheck.
[dum-budubum dum-budubum dum-budubum bu-bu-bu-bu-dum!]
Dad... Dad, em, put mom on the phone...
Aw, shoot.
>Meet the Accountant!
>Sniper, wearing a white shirt and slacks, no hat, and perscription glasses, sitting behind the wheel of an old, (crucially) right-hand drive economy car, with his bent knees showing that it's a bit too small for him
Accountin's a bad job, mate.
'Ss an easy work, indoors.
I gurantee you will go angry, 'cause at the end of the day, s'long as there are six billion people on the planet, someone's gotta want a better life.
>"Claim denied" gets stamped on a document on a table, then pan up to not particularly happy Saxton towering over the table, wearing a black jacket (over bare chest and shorts)
Oh...
>Sniper calling on a big brick-shaped mobile phone from the 90s, with his car rear-ended in the background, still in the same traffic jam
Yeah, I'm a... I' not a swindler dad, I'm an insurance agent! What would difference be, one is a job and other's a felony!
I'll be honest with you, my parents do not care for it.
>Sniper standing in a packed elevator, half a head taller than everyone else, followed by a shot from the cafeteria
I think the secretary just looked at me... No, no she didn't.
>Coffee and piss jugs scene, in office flavor, with jugs under the table
Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.
White collars have emotions.
>Whacks a woman with a golf trophy
Be a kunt.
>Shot of toilet stalls, one occupied by, presumably, Sniper
Procrastinate.
>Dramatically pulls a check out of an envelope
Live a life paycheck to paycheck.
[dum-budubum dum-budubum dum-budubum bu-bu-bu-bu-dum!]
Dad... Dad, em, put mom on the phone...
>>715489254
I'm not a crazed transgender dad, I'm a speedrunner.
Well the difference being one is a hobby and the other is mental sickness
I'm not a crazed transgender dad, I'm a speedrunner.
Well the difference being one is a hobby and the other is mental sickness