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Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

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>>715486237 (OP)
Shit I forgot to put the rest of the games

>>715486237 (OP)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM

bad enough we got the rating now we get the ritualposting

>>715486339
kek
don't forget the youtube link next time too

Are we gonna keep the threads together when Dogwater starts?

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>>715486237 (OP)
Don't forget the youtube link in the OP next time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM

>>715486360
>>715486454
I wasn't aware there was a Youtube stream. I'll add it next unless someone else beats me to it.

>ASM thread actually getting a mig
I'm so proud.. the growth..

>>715486497
I don't see why not

>>715486524
ASM's one of those ones like BSG that do both, it's pretty great, especially after dealing with Twitch's bullshit.

>>715486435
>Cringed at by Kixy
It's over

>>715486543
Its just people tuning in because of the 2 events recently. We will fight for survival.

>>715486339
It's okay anon, ASM threads are fast so nobody will notice.. oh.. wait..
Eh I guess next and later will be vastly different for people depending on when they get in.

>>715486543
I think the close proximity of ESA, GDQ, and now this has really help retain some viewers in these threads.

>>715486543
We kept threads going pretty much the entire of last year's ASM, it was fine.

>>715486497
Yeah, they'll be pretty slow by then as it's later in the week, and they're more guaranteed to survive that way. If we can put up with stream 2 for ESA we can do both for Dogwater for sure.

>>715486543
I don't there were any in 2023 but there were some last year. I'm glad my shilling paid off

>>715486497
Yeah lets keep em together.

>>715486543
I'm a GDQ tourist.

>>715486635
>>715486660
I guess yeah, but its still cool to see the growth the past few years.

>>715486497
There's no sense having split threads, somebody tried to do that last year and it was stupid.

It's much better keeping them together and just treating it like stream 1 and 2.

>>715486497
It's gonna be the unofficial stream 2 for me

We getting any Werster kino this time, lads? I fucking love his commentary during his Pokemon speedruns.

>>715486731
Yeah but usually it'd be a few runs in not run 2, usually at the end of each day, but I guess people are right its because its thje first night and they're always the most populated.

>>715486914
He's got a six hour pokemon race and something else.

>>715486914
He's doing two runs. Pururin and Pokemon.

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715487038
Go fuck yourself cunt

>>715487062
>5:30 AM for me
fug

>>715487038
Go fuck my wife, stud

Don't samefag mate, that's for pooftas

>gilbert gottfried
man I miss that guy

>>715486982
>Pururin
Sick

I forgot I had all the Lego Batman games.
Think I'm in for some Batbrickkino tonight.

So is this even worth watching?

miggers can I get a TRANS RIGHTS!?

Whoever it was that kept knocking out these Lego games sure seemed to have fun making them.

There will never ever be another Gilbert Gottfried

PARTY HARD

>>715487461
there was plenty of upvoted criticism in the /r/Games thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1lymst2/summer_games_done_quick_2025_has_ended_with_over/

>>715487503
good
fuck that vile jew

>>715486237 (OP)
do they upload their runs to their youtube at a good pace or do we have to wait half a year like with ESA?
I love the australian lads

I've 100%ed almost every Lego games, other than the Horizon one and Lego Movie 2

this is so much better than SGDQ already (so far)

>>715487787
No u

>>715487823
what were your favourites? I only played Lego Batman 1 & Indiana Jones

>>715486237 (OP)
Late mig!

>"Australian event starts on Tuesday"
>wait until Tuesday
>realize at last minute that those cunts are like 12 hours ahead
>missed Spyro
Somehow I've missed every live Spyro run at every event this year, what the fuck man

>Daffy Duck
Damn I didn't know these Lego games were chill like that

>>715487718
From that thread
>You should watch the RCT run!
>The Backyard Baseball ‘97 run is a delightful experience alongside the Kirby Super Star Ultra.
>#10 must watch: Mario Kart World by PeasSMB
It's like we were watching a different event than these retards

>>715487787
they are livestreaming on youtube, you can technically watch any run as they're happening whenever

>>715487996
Don't worry there's another Spyro
...on Sunday morning

>>715487106
Filter that retard

>>715487996
don't worry there's two more

>>715487996
>Somehow I've missed every live Spyro run at every event this year
lucky man

>>715487996
>missed every spyro run
Sometimes I wish I were you

>>715487865
i respect your mourning i just hate the guy and everyone like him

>>715488025
ah cool, good stuff. i have so much to do, I can't catch most runs live

>>715487946
Lego DC Supervillains and Lego marvel Superheroes are both pretty great even though they suffer from overly large open world hub. I think you can't beat the OG Lego Star Wars games though

>>715488206
>I think you can't beat the OG Lego Star Wars games though
wdym?

>>715488342
As in, they are the best

I was about to say that I couldn't believe Adam West was still alive but I remembered he wasn't.

>guy in the audience is still trying to blind himself
his motives are beyond me

there he is

>>715488502
Man is so happy with his phone

>>715488474
>>715488502
Genuinely what in the fuck is he doing
Turn your brightest down man, damn

>>715488206
>I think you can't beat the OG Lego Star Wars games though
Yoda screaming gaems.

>>715488502
>>715488535
>>715488562
he might be blind of some sort and has to hold things really close to his face to see it

>>715488474
>>715488502
>>715488562
Guy probable has partial blindness and that's the only way for him to see what's on his phone
t. dating a girl like that

>>715488386
ohhhhh I'm a dumbass
I thought you meant that you couldn't finish the games because of a game breaking bug or something so I had to ask for clarification.
Yeah I hear that those are really good and I've seen a few speedruns of it.
How do feel about them adding voice acting later on? I think they went from no voice acting, to just grunts and shit, to full on VA

>>715488502
>glance at screen
>he's lowered his phone
>he has sunglasses on

>>715488739
>How do feel about them adding voice acting later on? I think they went from no voice acting, to just grunts and shit, to full on VA
I feel like it lost a lot of the charm when they switched to full voice acting, a lot of the appeal was the slapstick ways they would play out iconic scenes without any talking.

>>715488714
>>715488685
Probably right, given the way he's turning his head back and forth.

>>715488014
>>#10 must watch: Mario Kart World by PeasSMB
Damn that's grim if he thinks that was a must watch

>>715488858
I felt the same way when initially saw it for myself but I eventually got used to it. The Voice acting in LB3 isn't too bad

where's webster?

lets have a go at it

>>715489226
emmanuel lewis died

>>715489226

Wimbley?

>>715489226
whatchu talkin' bout willis?

>>715489218
Yeah it's better now, at least, when they aren't using soundbites from the movies

.

>>715489254
I'm not a crazed transgender dad, I'm a speedrunner.
Well the difference being one is a hobby and the other is mental sickness

>another fucking race
Stop doing these.

Yo this Aussie zesty

>>715489226
whoster?

GAUR

>she/fae

I told you

why can't gdq have kino music like this
it's always shitty orchestral/metal remix, undertale remix #16777216, bing bing/zeruda/celeste permarotation

aussie lads, this layout aint it

>any
>but NEVER he/him
kek

CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!

>>715489509
Anon we figured that out a whole thread ago

>>715489534
I've never seen this one in my life
what the fuck aussies

Jesus

Got to be honest, this splitscreen layout is far, far worse than ESA or GDQ.

>>715489593
>heshe
lmao thats a schoolyard insult

>deepest voice on stream: hi i'm magnolia
gdq flashbacks

so there are 3 people on comms?

>an entire fucking fifth of the screen just to show the commentator's pronouns
No stream left untrooned huh?

>>715489593
>FAE
???

hollow knight confirmed trooncore game

>>715489702
are they fucking serious with this layout lmao

>>715489593
>started when I was tabbed out
>just a bunch of guys talking
>switch to tab
>see this

>>715489730
we been knowin this

Do they really need such a big bar for the names?

>>715489593
>any
>no he/him
That's actually the gayesto ne there

>fae

is this actually a new thing

>>715489593
>any
>no he him

????????

>>715489702
>>715489757
the 2 game screens combined don't even make up for 50% of the screen

>>715489730
>and I run Celeste
Amazing crossover

>>715489580
Melbourne is one of the gayest cities on earth and I bet a bunch of them flew to adelaide for this shit

>>715489887
LOL

>>715489534
>>715489803
>please, anything but reality
honestly... respect

donation reader is choking

The donation reader sounds like a cutie

>2 hours of this shit
I'm out

>>715489839
The Amiga was pretty cool.

>He/She
>She/Fae
>She/Her
>Only feminine voice is donation reader
>Ctrl-W

>>715489593
>aggy
more like faggy
LOL

>did meal prep during all of lego bamham
>sit down to eat
>immediately greeted with 2 hours of trannies doing hollow knight bingo
i wish
that i could turn back time

>>715489850
it's been a thing since tumblr late 2010s

>lore
zanzibart if he bug

I'm kind of looking forward to the SA1 all stories run. It's always annoyed me that they only ever do one story for those games

Just tuning in, how's it been?

TRANS RIGHTS

Who wants to hear the host say yugoslavia?

What the fuck?? I was told there wouldn't be troonshit here. And another gay fucking race?

>>715490065
Hollow Knight is a pretty awful game.

>>715490127
kinda godless rn desu

>>715490065
rewind the youtube stream to watch some of the earlier runs

>>715489894
that's hilarious

>>715490125
Same

>>715490127
Good until this run

i like hollow knight and celeste even if trannies also do

dollars to donuts this is going to be the gayest cast of any run until games done queer airs in october

>>715490125
>2:15 AM

the biological woman is kinda cute

she's also obviously nervous as fuck

>>715490431
damn...

>>715490454
>the biological woman
anon...

>>715490454
youre not this stupid right

>anon losing faer mind over hollow knight again
get over faerself

>>715490454
anon your eyes?
your thousand years of evolution??

>>715490490
>>715490497
>>715490549
okay, see you tomorrow

hollowknightfags
explain yourselves

>>715490125
Dogwater did that before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-uURIOd74

I think having the video game be ~20% of the space on screen is a bold move.

>>715490709
there's better ways to do it but they kind of hamstrung themselves by trying to put the bingo thing right in the fucking middle.

I remember browsing channels on TV at night when I had a bout of insomnia and on the Indigenous channel was some documentary about a band of tranny abbos. It could always be worse.

how would you anons fix the layout without removing anything relevant?

>>715490892
Completely forgot that NITV was a thing until just now.
On a related note I missed the very beginning of this, did they do a welcome to country during the intro for the event?

>>715490975
bingo top
game bigger
fuck sponsors

>>715490998
Yeah he did the 'traditional caretakers" spiel, but audio was scuffed so I dont know if many heard it

>>715490613
OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can an ESA anon tell me what the fuck i just witnessed

https://youtu.be/CZqVE_klcrY?t=1045

She's not gonna read my donation...

>>715490975
Shrink the sponsor and drop it down to the lower blue bar, do the same with the timer, shrink the comm bar and shift the camera to the lower blue bar with the comms above or below it. Should give space for more game and I guess more bingo.

>>715491204
you probably wrote some chud shit

>>715491256
HIRE THIS MAN

watching the Spyro 3 OG vs Reignited race really highlights how badly they fucked up the remake. It looks and feels like a different game modded to resemble the OG game rather than a remake.

>>715491256
Wouldn't that make the games the same size but with black bars on top and bottom?

>>715491335
I don't think I did. They probably just think I'm a creep.

werster in chat

>>715491425
>They probably just think I'm a creep.
Understandable.

>>715491256
kek

have they apologized for running this marathon on stolen land yet?

>>715491609
Yes, at the start.

>>715491192
good but I'd switch the cam size with shill size and vice-versa then maybe put the cam on the left & shill and run info on the left. idk
>>715491256
great but the games are in 4:3 now
>>715491347
99% of remakes have issues like this which is why they're unnecessary. Just make the older games more available

>>715490667
Fuck this Hollow Knight shit, I'm watching this instead

>>715491609
Aborigines were nomadic, so is it even really "their" land?

Any good troonkinos so far?

>>715491726
What they're actually apologizing for is when the abos stole the land from the emu confederacy some time after the finno-korean hyper war.

>>715491913
>troonkinos

silksong never ever btw

>>715492019
No wonder the Emus are so belligerent.

She read it!

>>715491609
emus have no right to own land

>>715492085
only reddit cares

>missed a lego game run
fug

>>715492171
rewind the vod on youtube

>>715492171
>he lost the best run of the event(so far)
lmao loser

>>715492219
Feels like this is going to be a week of constantly telling people they can rewind about twelve fucking hours of the feed.

>>715492032
Yeah. You know, instances of post-ironic, spine-tingling, genre-defining trooncoalgems. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about if you watch any speedrunning events.

>pronouns
>literally everyone on screen is a tranny
Why should I watch this event when it's the same shit as GDQ except without the entertainment value of hatewatching?

What's up? What'd I miss tonight?

Boring as fuck run but at least these trannies are way, way more bearable than GDQ ones
Donator reader sounds like a cutie

>>715492658
You missed Spyro, the Playstation Nation will have their vengeance on you.

Fucking A, Chrome stopped allowing the alternate player for twitch extension. What's a different twitch adblocker?

>>715492753
Watch on Youtube, my friend

>>715492779
Oh neat, didn't know it was on yt.
What about for ESA or GDQ?

>>715492753
>Chrome

Something's wrong... I can feel it.

>>715492753
>Chrome

>>715492753
>chrome

>>715492753
>chrome

>>715492753
>Chrome

>>715492753
Firefox, Opera, use literally any other browser you turbotard.

>>715492753
>Internet Explorer

this doesn't seem like it can be over in 2 hours unless they start to speed up.

>>715493262
It tends to accelerate.

>>715492123
grats

You DID apologize for living on stolen land today, right?
Tip: If you're white, you're on stolen land

>>715493435
My land now, chief.

>>715493435
The abbos don't apologize for living on stolen pygmy land, why should I?

>>715493617
because, unlike them, you have the capacity for reason, empathy, and morality

>>715493705
but anon, im racist

>they actually modded the game to trans this fucking bug
genuinely why are they like this?

>>715493804
he can be pansexual too. it's all the fa- flags i mean.

brapanada

>>715493804
Australia has fallen

I'm busy watching Deep Space 9, how's the tranny knight, uh, bingo game?

>>715492753
>chromefags lurk this board

>>715494103
It's fine, it's just a bingo race.

one of the troon pronouns are
>ANY, NO HE/HIM
anything except what he actually is lel. hatred of the male runs deep in this schizo liblefturd cult.

aussies have to redeem themselves by inviting some hot sheilas to the next run

>>715494343
>hot sheilas
>Adelaide
Pick one.

I tuned in because you fucking faggots told me this would be better than SGDQ. Why would you lie to me?

What happens here?

>>715494471
Perth

>>715493103
Opera is chrome
Use firefox

>>715494452
Aussies are the most cucked people on the planet, even moreso than burgersharts. why would you expect it to be better

>>715494471
In western australia?
Lots and lots of mining

>open stream
>trannies
I thought that was a gdq thing...

>>715494289
It's so dumb. "Any, except ____!" Okay, so it's not any

>>715494103
Seen a lot of ds9 posters this year.

this bingo board is incomprehensible

>>715494665
>>715494452
Speed running itself is infested. It’s all such events.

>>715494452
You underestimate the sinister influence of trannies. They have infiltrated every institution, including the Aus gaming scene. 15 years ago, they would've all been bros calling out fag shit

Over already? Well at least they were fast.

>40 minutes ahead of schedule
Thank God, but in a way, that's almost worse than going over.

>>715495142
Trans runners are best runners! Trans rights hooyyype!

absolutely cooked audio levels
comfy run tho

>>715495142
based brucettes

Rate the Hollow Knight race

>>715494471
50 celsius summers

The intermission playlist is nice. Since it's lttp music, does anybody else have a strange memory of the dark world theme having a men's choral part in it?

>>715495185
I was going to say they anticipated it
>the 35 minutes from now
Yeesh

>>715494962
Yeah, seems pretty popular lately.

>Next: Dragon ball z budokai by tha rixer
PLAYSTATION NATION HOOOOYP

>ThaRixer
>Budokai
yeah this next part is really hard im gonna get serious

>>715495382
>>715495404
is this a bonus game

>>715495317
Trans/10

>>715495317
No.

>>715495449
It's a bonus, bonus game

>>715495317
C

>>715494471
I'm from Perth :)

>>715495317
C. At least they didn't chant trans rights.

>>715495317
I don't even have it in me to bother rating. These first runs have been so deflating. Think I might tap out for the rest of the year, see you all for AGDQ shitposting

>>715495523
are you one of those Bogans I've heard so much about?

>>715495317
We don't do that shit here mate, read the room

>>715489593
>any pronouns are fine
>except these ones
starting strong, huh aussies?

>no couch
uncomfy

>>715495578
We don't rate stuff in ASM anyway, they're just throwing letters into the void.

this part is hard

Rixer must have went from Sweden to Aus.

>>715495601
I think bogans are like flyovers.

>>715495704
Easy adds an additional 4 to 5 minutes
This was explained the other day during GDQ

The Budokai games seem like they would be fun as fuck if I had actually seen Dragon Ball.

>>715495601
I would have been if I still lived in the bush but I'm a city slicker neet

Didn't they just run this at ESA?

>>715495683
Giving this post a D

>>715495317
/

>>715495776
I think gdq

>>715495757
Budokai 1 was my intro to DBZ and made me love it. Before I was being a hipster that hated it because it was popular and just said it was a show about dudes screaming. My aunt got me Budokai for Christmas and I didn't wanna waste her gift so I played it anyways and ended up loving it.

>>715495776
yes
Twunsanity was at GDQ from the same runner too

Why don't any of the runners sound australian? I hope the host comes back so I can ask her to say more funny words.

>>715495776
It's ok they asked ESA's permission to run it.

Bejitabros...

Did Vegeta just get beat up by a kid?

Is this dude playing the game on the same difficulty he played it at GDQ? Easy or Very Easy again?

>>715496074
yeah

>>715496062
>>715495982

>>715496074
Easy or whatever.
The game is bullshit anyways. It's not like you can play the game fast because it's RNG due to blocks and the dudes who run this sweat it so hard it comes down to block RNG or just basic AI RNG.

>>715496169
kek

>coom
You know what stupid joke, but I got a chuckle. That's how low the bar is set right now just to get a joke that isn't the gayest shit on earth.

This guy dresses normal and speaks in a normal voice, what's up with the tranny pronouns?

>>715496363
there are no pronouns, you are hallucinating after watching too much gdq

>>715496363
The runner is TheRixer. The dono reader is the she/her.

I need to be honest, the only Toriyama property I am familiar with is Dragon Quest.

>>715496413
>>715496421
Thanks. I hope it doesn't start speaking.

so has ASM been good? Ppl were saying during GDQ it would be more based

>>715496431
for me it's Blue Dragon

>>715496512
She sounds pretty normal to me. Cute even.

>>715496408
They were going on about that shit totally unprovoked during a completely normal Spyro run earlier.

Rent free doesn't even cover it anymore for the /pol/ kids who show up for GDQ.

>>715496531
yes

>>715496531
It's basically been normal speedruns.

>>715496431
i think i've played every dragon ball game ever made but i've never seen an episode
>>715496531
it's started off badly

I assume being called an "absolute legend" by an Australian as a non-Australian elicits the same feeling as being called "nigga" by a black person as a white guy.

>>715496531
It's ok so far.

>>715496692
Depends on the context, and if it goes like
>greetings you absolute legends, I've been bankrupted

>>715496531
>no faggot posting twitch screenshot
>no shouting trans rights every 5 minutes
>no donation/incentive shilling
>no rating spam
you guess

Out of curiosity, does anybody have the chart from SGDQ 2024?

>>715496531
>Ppl were saying during GDQ it would be more based
People were saying it was going to be speedrunning, which it has been.

over estimate or under estimate? call it

>>715496939
https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive/2024/SGDQ2024/images

>>715490454
they look like they have been raped by giant insects

>>715496993
ooo thank you

>it's a biohole
phew

>>715496692
"absolute legend" is just the pussies way of calling someone a sick cunt

>>715489593
that's nothing I'm any no not he/him

HE DID IT

Am I a degenerate projecting or was the whole "cell sucking up people through his tail" a fetish thing?

>>715497448
absolute legend

Pretty good for a bonus game run.

>>715497451
Sounds like a you thing.

>>715497451
Knowing Toriyama it's possible, but not for sure. Toriyama is just as likely to make it a fetish thing as making it a cool evil alien who just absorbs guys thing.

>>715497451
Toriyama was pretty straightforward with his enjoyment of regular stuff like titties so I don't think it was intentional

rate the piss i just took

>>715497536
P

>>715497486
Wasn't a bonus TinyTim run to fuck the already behind schedule even harder but it was still pretty great.

>>715497536
S for see a doctor

>Playstation Nation runner finishes his run
>They're fuckin OUTTATHERE
classic.

>>715497536
B for bloody

>>715497536
I give it a "and now the flowers will grow" out of ten.

I just checked the schedule and can't see the recently finished Budokai game?
Did it change?

>>715497451
people definitely turned it into one. also buu eating people

>>715497448
His ESA run was pretty good too.

>>715497664
bonus game, they're behind schedule

>>715497627
It's like they've all part of some hivemind that can't stay in the room unless a Playstation game is being ran.

>>715497664
The schedule was 40 minutes ahead even with the bonus/buffer game that's about to start next

>>715497627
can't blame them, what even is jumping jackson

>>715497664
Bonus game because they got ahead of the schedule by a long way, this was to bring it back into line.

smile /v/

>>715497693
>>715497751
>>715497770
Damn is this what happens when your runs are actually under estimate?

is australia real

>>715497842
I think it was mostly from the Troon Knight bingo run being like 50 minutes under estimate
I wasn't really paying attention to it

>>715497842
40 minutes under estimate is as bad as 20 minutes over, which is why bingo races are dumb.

So is this soulful because it's a smaller event? Cause it feels a little.. anemic.

Has there ever been an Australian at ESA?

The audio mixing is absolutely fucked.

>game audio 3x louder than mic audio
sovl...

can't hearthis lad

>>715497902
Only when americans are observing it. Otherwise it's unrendered to save memory.

>right ear game audio
>left ear mic
Schizokino

Yay, finally an Amiga game. My favorite part of speedrun marathons are getting to see games on systems I never played.

>>715497959
There were several two weeks ago.

>>715498056
doesn't it make you glad you didn't own an amiga

For me it's the lumpy pumpkin

this looks like a mini game you would be able to play in an actual video game

>>715498130
The lumpy pumpkin is the best.

>>715498098
I actually would've loved owning it and the Commodore 64 if I were a kid in the 80s.

they ran this game on a few years ago at esa, right? or am i schizin' hard

>>715497948
this is an ideal speedrunning event size

>>715497948
No corporate clutches are over it yet. They don't care about "expanding" because they know their limit is Australia due to how far they are from everyone else being on the other side of the world etc.

Its all arranged by a small commitee.

what the FUCK is going on this game

>>715497948
if you dont prefer this over the corporate slop leftycuck hellfest that was sgdq, you're soulless

>>715498440
Wouldn't you like to know?

>this game
are these lil niggas for real with shit? on god this is retarded AF

this looks like the kind of shit tinytim plays

>>715498075
They didn't draw android 18's butt big enough in this scene.

>>715498440
Everything is going on with it.

I can't help but think this is just Ralph Wiggum jumping up and down

>>715498516
frfr no cap on fire

>>715498552
It's an Amiga game so sort of but also not, Tim's a bit more Spectrum/Amstrad platformer focused.

>>715498687
Anon this was 1990.

>>715497945
Bingos and Randos don't belong at these events

>>715498687
excuse me this game is peak schizocore

>>715498687
Yes, and?

I keep expecting mm2wood to play.

>>715497948
Yeah, it feels like an intimate get together with friends versus some pride parade with a bunch of screaming queers making an insufferable ruckus.

>>715499026
uh, didn't the hollow knight run before this have like 4 literal trannies

Night and day difference compared to the Budokai run. Feel bad for the guy

>>715499070
yeah and they modded the enemies to have pride flag colors lmao

>>715499070
It was a a pretty standard, inoffensive run, as far as bingo races go.

where's the audience?

>>715499189
Across the room from the runners.

>>715499189
killed by dingos, sadly

Does anyone have the Adventure Island plum from ESA a couple weeks ago? I think it's the only new one I didn't manage to snag.

>>715499070
I'm only commenting on the manner of hosting, not the attendees. There isn't a host screaming TROONS BLIGHTS every five seconds to a crowd of cheering fags like with gdq.

>>715499218
oh so they're facing the audience? kek must be awkward if they meet eyes

>>715499189
Emus got them. Unfortunate, but it comes with the territory.

>>715499321
this one?

>>715499321
more chub plum kino....

>>715499432
That's the one. Pretty sure it's referencing the old Adventure Island NES games.

>>715499495
That's Links Awakening, my dude.

>fireboy and watergirl next
weird to see a browser game, but i have some nostalgia for it so it's cool to see

>>715499363
But South Australia is a state

>wearing coloured shirts
nice

Now this is a fucking video game

>>715499838
Agreed, it is an absolute fucking state.

Kek, that voice crack.

lmao this guys sucks

pretty impressive for it being these guys' first time playing the game

chokearino

Fireboy sucks at this.

These 2 runners definitely fuck each other

They are very cute together :)

Damn HSblue is a massive bottom

eh reh?

>>715500154
>>715500212
Why does it always immediately go to sex with you people?

>>715500301
I'm just pointing out the sexual tension

>>715500301
The dudes fucking gay and he shrieks like a woman.
The fuck you want me to say about it?

>one thousand from anonymous
YETEE

ONE THOUSAND DOLLARY-DOOS?!

I appreciate that they dressed up as the characters.

so how is this a speedrun

It bugs me the jumping noise is just from Ocarina of Time.

>game where the boy has to go in the boy door and the girl has to go in the girl door
banned from that other speedrunning marathon

>>715500490
>gay dude is Watergirl

Isn't this the little rat boy that played Sly Cooper at ESA

I remember these two at ESA it was wholesome

damn they went from 6k to 9k

>>715500551
the runners are genuinely having fun, so I'd say it's good

strong homoerotic vibes indeed

>>715500348
It's those ESA guys all over again.

>>715500737
It's honestly refreshing to see a straight up gay man at one of these events

/v/ not thinking about gay sex challenge level: impossible

>girlish screaming
kek this run

lmao he's such a wholesome homosexual

kek what a flamer

These guys are soft gay, though I suppose that's better than a couple of hard gays.

>bo
didn't we just watch this a few days ago

>>715500948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEQcqmX7HI

Big donations at these smaller events really means a lot to them, its such a big deal. It kinda shows how unappreciative GDQ can be because they're so used to big numbers.

didn't they say they were going to shave peoples head for every 3k donated or something

>>715500846
I was thinking the same thing. Out of the thousand issues I have with troon, one of the biggest ones it the fact that they're just gay guys who are too embarrassed/ashamed to admit they're gay. Seeing a guy troon out and then suck cock and say they are a "straight" trans is absolute mental gymnastics

>>715501082
Shave the she/her and any except he/him's head first. The meltdown will be funny.

I mean it helps that they got donation matching going on.
Feel incentivized to give cause now I know my buck goes longer/further.
Also I'd rather my money go here than GDQ.

funny how this event can have gays and trannies and i don't really mind because the focus is still on games. why is that so difficult?

>>715501171
Yeah, it's crazy how much more tolerable it is without the constant trans rights virtue signalling.

>>715501107
gay men don't like fem troons, they like masculine men, it's a different word

Guess the /v/ thread checker

>>715501345
right is just taking a picture. Left is browsing

Hey Tech Crew turn the game volume down some, thanks

NICE AUDIO BALANCING

>>715501316
this is exactly why I hate troons. shut the fuck up

>>715501163
just donation to the charity directly

>>715489593
>Any, no he/him
All of them except the one that actually applies to aggy.
>he/she
So in a sentence I'd go "he's Eisog, don't misgender she"? dumb
>she/fae
>>fae
>>>FAE
wut

>>715501551
I hate whatever it is I'm looking at

>The feeling of catharsis when you can bitch in chat the audio is kinda loud and they don't ban you
Holy fuck.

this guy is tryna get some bussy

How good is this game compared to other metroidvanias?

>>715501462
>>715501479
I like the game audio being high.

>>715501578
that's why small events are SOVL

>>715501562
Yes, I could but also. I actually want to support the org and I don't mind my money going to this because frankly we need more GDQ contenders at this rate.
I'm fucking fatigued and while I hope some of it goes to a good cause, I don't mind helping them break even so they keep doing these marathons.

Hollow Knight invented metroidvanias

>>715501609
they're all the same

>>715501647
fair

>>715501609
second rate hollowlike

I saw that choke coming a mile away, lmao

What are you going to do about that?

has nine sols ever been run at a marathon? would love to see someone kill the final boss in one go.

What's UpJohn?

>>715501838
nm, hbu?

lotta trannies in Australia eh

>>715501923
owwwr nouuurr

This game looks fine but I get mildly annoyed at all the white weeb developers who love making games using Japanese culture. Blasphemous was such a breath of fresh air for this reason.

>>715501923
I live in Western Australia and my gaming group got annihilated by HRT

>>715501923
Just imagine how much worse it'd be if the event was hosted in Melbourne or Sydney

>>715501609
A lot of people were saying that it's very mediocre compared to other hollow knight/nine sols type games when it was being ran at GDQ. Haven't played it myself, thoughever.

>>715501923
expected to get some oldschool werster type shit when i joined this today, especially with that viewcount... cant say im surprised but i can still be disappointed.

So is DWR the only safe speedrun event?

>>715502028
Many such cases.

>>715501923
theyre alright for the most part compared to american 'rannies

>>715502134
It was terrible watching it happen first hand, the 6 foot rugby player trying to wear a dress, yeesh

>>715501923
Australia is a supper pozzed country.
If you think the US is pozzed, AUS has them beat, but also I don't think they have the troons rights culture that the US has so.... I'll take it.
I'll have to give it to this troon, they are passing and I don't know. They aren't obnoxious as shit about it. US troons are dreadful to look at, at least this one is palatable.

Upjohn? What's Upjohn?

>>715502094
there is no safe gaming event anymore let alone speedrun

>be a trannie
>finally find a place where im accepted
>its speedrun marathons
>people get mad that i found myself and friends

Why all the hate?

>>715502403
I'm genuinely fine with it as long as they don't bring up the fact they're trans constantly.

>>715502134
>eel

>>715502293
>>715502094
>wanting safespaces

Pathetic

I don't think people donated to pet -that- dog.

>ASM thread already dead
lmao that didn't last long. did fags really think this was going to be a tranny free 2013-esque marathon?

>>715499432
>>715499605
That one has more variants btw
https://files.catbox.moe/sjkg9r.png
https://files.catbox.moe/isx9a8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/adt1pt.png

>>715502209
I'm glad I'm old enough that it largely missed my generation, though there's probably some people who went to my high school who ended up being some of those sad cases where grown ass men troon out after the age of 30.

>>715502210
Canada is the worst in the anglosphere by all accounts.

>>715502598
euros are asleep

>>715502623
Nice, saved.

>>715502598
Turns out the girls down under have cocks down under

>>715502646
for me the trooning out of the men in the friends group coincided with the women becoming super left leaning while also becoming "sexually liberated"

Uni is a hell of a drug

>>715502403
Because there's more to you than being trans my dude.
If you just latch unto the first thing where people will just say whatever nice bullshit that you want to hear, you aren't truly accepted and it's not a place you truly want to be.
Be here for the love of the art, the love of vidya, and the love of seeing it done fast at a high skill level. Not because people will tell you they like you. That's how you get into cults.
Find who you are past your gender identity and live that truth because being trans is inconsequential most of the time. It's the reason why people hate troons, they make it their key personality identity and then lowkey mock what they believe a woman is through a massive misogynistic lens and then acts like a victim when we see the bullshit. It's like hanging out with a living caricature.

>>715502598
After all the fags were hyping it up, kinda yeah
But I'll still pop in for runs I'm interested in since I'll be at work anyway

Shit, this kusoge run is long as shit. I would rather be watching castlevania HoD right now.

>>715502026
Yeah I tend to agree. At least it's not full of ugliness trying to "subvert" it.

>>715502771
>kusoge
This game looks fun though.

You likin the event so far??

>>715502598
Any thread that's not GDQ is dead.
ESA threads are also slow moving as fuck as well. Not that it's terrible in concept, but for some reason they only show up for GDQ, and then fuck off when you can a speedrun where it's not them screaming about trans rights every 30 minutes if not more frequently.
I guess they can't get pissed and post their schizo conspiracy theories about money laundering

I hate this squealing retard

Please stop making those noises.

>>715502969
I think its telling that the most active I've seen an ESA thread was both 2024 threads where there was a lot of behind the scenes drama that they could conspiracy theorise about.

>>715502935
I am enjoying it. But the bar is so fucking low. So even this squeeling troon isn't killing the vibe for me.
At least he's talking about the game instead of self injecting stories about his gender identity or some other political bullshit. Or you know now trying to make some cringe jokes.

excited for both werster races

>>715502935
not a great start but the games get better throughout the week. wish sonic adventure wasn't a relay and i wish harmony of dissonance was a different game and a different category since maxim any% is literally 30 seconds long

>>715502403
dont ask me to call you a woman

>white people making terrible haiku

Please make it stop. Just because you make it 5-7-5 syllables doesn't make it a haiku. And there's a fucking reason why in English, popular poemtry formats distinguish between stressed and unstressed syllables. We don't speak Japanese, we speak English.

are these two fucking

>>715503191
I want to see a marathon with a segment where they rapid-fire as many < 5 minute speedruns as they can without intermissions
It'll be as much of a challenge for the tech crew as for the runners

>>715503360
god i hope so

>>715503360
110%
He is gonna chug that cock later.

>>715503273
>poemtry
hello saar

Schedule looks sorta whatever, not really looking forward to any runs. I wonder if their declined list is posted anywhere.

>>715503486
oengus probably

>>715503073
Well yeah obviously the drama gets the thread moving especially when you have staff fanning the flames too, everyone loves drama and seeing a melty happen.

>>715503543
they used Horaro.

>>715502969
The ESA threads a couple weeks ago were perfect: not too fast, but not dead either.

>>715503598
Not for long: https://horaro.org/-/sunset

These two are quite homosexual

>she/her runner
>check twitch account
>cartoony girly self portrait
>"my main speed game is Celeste"

>>715503741
Did you even read that? They're just changing sites.

They are also very cute together but not as much as the previous two because the bottom is kind of loud :)
The boy is gorgeous tho.
It's beautiful that speedrunning allows so many people to find love~

>>715503949
>find love
>They don't even know each others speedruns intimately
Lets not get carried away here. If they were anything more than one step away from sucking each others dicks for a night and then being awkward about it after.

>>715503949
fuck faggots fuck trannies

>>715503891
niggas need to stop asking what they're putting in the water and start asking what they're putting in the code

>>715504090
>what they're putting in the code
It's discord.

Why are they australian?

>>715496846
Kek I see him, nice spot

>>715504229
well you see britain had these things called criminals and

>>715504229
Not rich enough yet to move out.

mig at your own pace
>>715504429
>>715504429
>>715504429

baking