URGENT COMMUNIQUE FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND GREATEST PROFESSIONAL HEADSHOT IN HOLLYWOOD, VIC MIGNOGNA:
Attention all agents. We are now inside the 30 minute prep window for the Heroes and Icons Great TNG watchalong. The interloper will be increasingly agitated during this time. Our Anbo-Jyutsu Fat Riker Sumo Squad has been deployed to neutralize him. He has still not found the listening devices because the Manosphere has convinced him that it is, in fact, "gay to wipe your own ass." Double rations for Agent NTT for suggesting a buttplug listening device.
Please remember the coded instructions will be divided between Command (TNG Watchalong turmeric commercials) and Control (DS9 Watchalong GOVX commercials). The Patron Saint of Open Secret Societies, St. Jude, will be observing.
As always, trust in The Plan; Death to the Opposition (a little less these days, if you know what I mean), glory to Heroes and Icons, and Shipoopy.
Shadow President Mignogna, signing off. Be sure to hit like and subscribe and check out Geordee Tha Forge's collab:
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THE SHADOW PRESIDENT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. RETURN TO NORMAL ACTIVITIES AND MAINTAIN SECRECY. BURN AFTER READING.