Thread 215236855

Space Guns Edition
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star trek sex with shran

>>215236855 (OP)
I love seeing this gun get referenced in greater pop culture.

>>215236882
best boy

>>215236926
Name 4 other examples.

>>215236948
shit's gettin' t a c t i c a l up in this muhf

Would you gentlemen care to show me your tickets?

>>215236926
not even a little bit similar, you seth sucking faggot

>>215236855 (OP)

Remember when shatner was doing a photo shoot for some record album he was releasing and they just handed him a tripod to use as a space gun ? This did really happen.

>>215237012
after that shuttle ride I ain't paying for no ticket.

one of the few good dominion war scenes

>>215236855 (OP)
the thing I love about this gun is that Spock had Scotty beam them down behind Kirk's back because he wanted to kill Gary so bad

>>215237013
That gun was definitely referenced but Google Images isn’t really helpful today. Also note the American Dad artists are Koreans working under slave conditions who have likely never even seen the shows and movies they’re parodying. Steve had a Data poster in one episode and it was just a travesty.

"Hello Cadets. Welcome to Starfleet Academy!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDDzcyNWGs

4.5 million views. Impressive.

>>215237137
*bajoran animators

>>215237144
>video unavailable in your country

>>215237093
Cute

>>215237144
reminds me of the time the put a whole season of lower decks on youtube for free and it got 50k views

>bingo schizo is gone
>Trek News shill shows up
>Trek News shill leaves
>bingo schizo returns

>>215237344
How do you get the dark mode schedule? When I go on the site it's always white and blue.

>>215237458
what are you saying?

>>215237461
'dark reader' plugin

How viable would just using regular firearms be in Star Trek? I am talking about between people not ships. Sure phasers can do X and Y, but you can doge phasers. Pistols can fire bullets at speeds of 1,200 ft/s, rifles even faster.

>>215237144
>nearly every comment violently shitting on it
based

>>215237050
lmao

>>215237624
this

>>215237344
>The Communicator
I like the ENT episodes where they completely fuck things up, helps set the scene for Starfleet super autism in the future

>>215237344
>Alice
Is that the episode that begins with the space junkyard dealer?

>>215237800
Do you think she wore underwear underneath?

>>215238012
Yes

>>215236855 (OP)
You ever notice post-TOS weapons seem to be underpowered by comparison?

>>215238030
It’s a shame that good makeup and costume artists are being wasted on this.

>>215237050
me as a kid

the eternal suffering of one Miles Edward O'Brien

>>215238551
They must have been sweating like crazy in those things.

>>215238551
forget the fact that their heads are already covered in foam latex. i hope they were treated like kings shooting that.

>>215238234
Enhance.

>>215238658
meant for >>215238612

>>215238612
no that area was apparently freezing, lots scenes are like this when you think they are in a desert or w/e it was often icy

>>215237645
phasers travel at the speed of light, the travel time in the show is for the viewer's enjoyment
please do not be autistic

>>215238692
I'm pressing x on this.

>>215238692
nah, I read when they filmed at that one quarry for instance it actually was actually hazardously hot

>>215238692
literally the opposite
they were being cooked alive on a hot and humid californian mountainside

>>215238658
>in reality, temperatures went as high as 65 °F/18 °C, making shooting extremely uncomfortable for both Armin Shimerman and Rene Auberjonois.
Also the altitude caused Shimmerman to require a medic

>>215238735
The quarry in Indiscretion was dangerously hot, per the cast

>>215238770
>temperatures went as high as 65 °F
that's... below room temperature? what, was the humidity like 80%

>>215238800
look at what they are wearing in addition to their normal makeup

I've heard all the evidence and determined that it was indeed hot.

I was this many years old when I realized Armin Shimmerman played the Betazoid box.

>>215238800
yes but both of them are in latex and wrapped in mylar and also in full sunlight

>>215237012
NEVER MIND THAT SHIT, HERE COMES MONGO.

Was Kira forced into sex work during the occupation?

>>215239008
no she was in a terrorist cell don't you remember?

>>215239036
Which included undercover work.

>>215238884
>>215238929
y'know what fair enough

>>215239073
yeah somehow I don't think she'd be the one for that

>>215237344
The Outrageous Okona is TNG's Assignment Earth and it honestly sucks just as bad. Billy Campbell deserved better though. Joe Piscopo is about the worst comedian you could get for Data too, I know they tried to get Jerry Lewis but good god, get anyone else.

Do you think Janeway intended to eat this monkey?

>>215239008
They're lucky Michelle Forbes didn't work out for DS9 because she couldn't have pulled this off as well while still being the most dangerous terrorist on the station.

>>215238929
And climbing up a hill lugging a fake transmitter.

>>215239188
no. also they should've done literally anything to the monke to make it look alien, like at the very least dying the hair (with food safe dyes obv.)

>>215238030
>this fucking pic

I just wanna say two things: The Great Link better be supplying Federation with fent white and two, fuck nu trek, even fucking Voyager was way better than all this modern bullshit combined

wtf was his problem?

>>215239243
body odor

>>215239243
fear is the mind killer

Black on the right side is the superior race.

FUCK WHITEONTHERIGHTSIDEGGERS

>>215239243
his brother

>>215238770
The soundstages at Paramount must have been extremely hot from the lights or extremely cold for costumes and prosthetics. If you watch the TNG Blu-Rays, you see a ton of erect nipples.

>>215239298
as someone who grew up in a diverse neighborhood, Star Trek's (and B5's) anti-racist episodes already bothered me when I was a child because they were always trying to delegitimize those people unlucky enough to have to deal with the very real race-related issues.

>>215239243
he was down to clown

>>215239411
sounds like you were stupid as a child and never improved

>>215239316
>>215239421
kek

>>215238735
it depends for instance in rocks and shoals it was very hot but in the one where they meet their descendants and are planting crops at the end it was freezing but they had to pretend it was hot

>>215239243
He wasn't picked for an away mission.

>>215239497
what we need a scene-by-scene breakdown of all times they were filming out on location and whether it was cold or hot

>>215239580
Memory Alpha includes shooting schedules, call sheet info and details when they have it

>>215239441
I didn't unthinkingly gobble down everything the TV threw at me. Even my 8 year-old self was better at critical thinking than NPC's like you at 20, 30 or 40. You never become adults, you just get older.

>>215239441
Yes, us stupid pattern-recognisers.

>>215239298
Would this have been a good episode?

>>215239737
One bus ride out of a billion, go fuck yourself. You know that almost everyone in the service industry that you interact with has to take public transit at some point right?

>>215239008
>I don't do whatever it is you want. Not for money. Not for food.

>>215239210
No, bad Anon, we know what happens every time they try to do that with animals.

>>215239411
It shows how sheltered and privileged the writers were that they never had to deal with lunchtime rowdys. The only black people they had to deal with had fine arts degrees and in no way represented the larger community.

>>215239910
>we know what happens every time they try to do that with animals.
uh, absolute kino?

>>215239910
What pet does Trekpu have?

Why is Shatner so against returning to the role of Kirk? If he truly cared about Kirk, he wouldn't have allowed him to die so miserably in Generations. What harm could a small cameo in LD do?

>>215240013
then maybe give blacks more fine arts decrees

>>215240151
It was probably money. Shatner is a pro and will work hard regardless of the quality of the script but he is not cheap.

>>215240151
They probably didn't ask him? Shatner's version of Kirk isn't needed on Nu-Trek. Besides, Shatner is a scandalous diva behind the scenes, so probably no one wants to deal with him.

>>215240151
>die so miserably in Generations
>"Looks like the bridge... is on... the captain... *bleeuuugghhh*..."
Sounds kvno to me boss, maybe you lack taste.

>>215240235
Apparently he said three years ago that Roddenberry would be "turning in his grave" at some of the shit in nutrek. So I think you might be mistaken in believing he has no standards. Shame we can no longer say the same about Picardo.

>>215240337
>gets taken by Borg
>becomes Borg
>overcomes Borg assimilation by sheer willpower
>Borg and Romulans make an alliance
>gets captured on DS9 where Bashir and Bones work together to deprogram him
>fights Picard on the holoprogram of the original Enterprise bridge until Spock helps him with a mind-meld
>they find out the Borg upgraded V'ger which is why Spock wasn't assimilated
>about a thousand other batshit nonsensical things happen
>knocks Picard out at the last moment so he can do another self-sacrifice
>Spock says he can feel his friend is still alive
10/10 batshit insane book

>>215240531
Sounds… fun.

>>215240531
don't forget eventually he becomes 1/2 romulan because reasons

>>215236855 (OP)
Does the Federation acknowledge the right to keep and bare arms?

>>215240531
Kirk is simply too pulp-y for TNG era

Is that animated show, lower decks, any good?

>>215240724
It would have been good if there was more spankings.

>>215240724
waste of material

>>215240522
To be fair NuTrek is the logical conclusion of Roddenberry’s progressive ideals.

>>215239771
on an average day in the US, about 100 White women are raped by Black men. That at least were the statistics some 15 years ago. Obama solved the problem by forbidding the FBI to publish the statistics.

>>215240724
Lower Decks was hardcore retarded
I don't mean that it was stupid or shitty, although it was, but the show was 100% carefully crafted to appeal to fat kids with embarrassing autism diseases.
The main characters shout nonstop and it gives a powerful sense that the dialog has been sped up so the little tards don't get distracted by their ipads. Your typical scene is just the nebbish jew-coded guy going "darn it main character you're so madcap and swashbuckling" and then the black chick character swings from a chandelier or something and goes "you have to chill out, bro-zamm!" or some dumb shit like that, then there's some kind of creepily repetitive fight scene.
Like, if I told you that the pickle rick guy made a start trek show for subhuman waterhead fatasses an it was just a shrieking blast of color, noise, and extremely thin pop culture references, any human with a normal functioning brain could imagine something that is probably better than the actual show.

>>215241064
>It sits there looking at me, and I don't know what it is. This case has dealt with metaphysics, with questions best left to saints and philosophers. I'm neither competent nor qualified to answer those. I've got to make a ruling, to try to speak to the future.

>>215241119
I am sorry your brain is too slow to process dialogue delivered with alacrity. Please report to Carousel for renewal, boomer.

>Now what are we? Slaves to the illusion of peace. Cowards, soft in our comfort.
>This sick dream has stolen our souls.

>>215240724

Lower Decks is the scrappy underdog of Trek that won the hearts of Trekkies.

I'd kill every Jedi on star Trek with a Browning BAR

>>215241037
I wouldn't say that exactly, since, for instance, we've gone from...
>where I come from, size, shape or colour makes no difference
...to "fuck whitey" and practically celebrating obesity, but with hindsight, sure, it's what that 60s shit was ultimately leading to.

Baby
When I see your face, I feel the most emotion
Baby
When we go to space, let's take the Kosst Ammojan

>>215241482
> and practically celebrating obesity
This is the worst part of modern Star Trek. Obesity would not exist in the utopian future. They wouldn’t need Ozempic because there are no fat people to use it. They have replicators making nutritionally dense but calorically balanced food. Troi could eat fudge sundaes every night and still have an hourglass figure.

>>215240724
no and the very few fans it has are delusional

>>215241607
if this is a preview then good job as usual can't wait for the track

>>215241607
this image is fucking hilarious

>>215241668
Already dropped it and the track for covenant over the weekend,
But here's "Send Me an Anjohl"
https://vocaroo.com/19lWLktn412C

>>215241769
>https://vocaroo.com/19lWLktn412C
sweet must have missed it, can you post link to the covenant?

>>215239298
WHITE IS ALWAYS RIGHT YOU BITCH

>>215241816
https://vocaroo.com/13B6gBdIiNYJ

>>215241894
legend, thanks

>>215240724
it's rick & morty made by wine aunts and zoomers, so no

>>215240724
It's based, haters are trolls

>>215240786
>>215241007
>>215241119
>>215241426
>>215241642
>>215241908
>>215241974
thanks guys i think i'll skip it

star trek shran sex with tpol

>>215241974
I'd take seven seasons of twenty four episodes of Lower Decks over the coming Academy bullshit

>>215242030
what a crack ship

>>215242014
You may come to regret that error

>>215242034
How about neither?

>>215240531
The Shatnerverse was truly something.

>>215242073
We don't live in that good of a timeline

>>215242067
>I'm going to burn your hearts in a fire
That's not a tip. That's more of a comment, really.

>>215242143
Badgey isn't one to grant helpful advice

>>215242143
yeah its amazing the psychotic com badge isn't more precise in his language

>>215240724
Do you like obnoxious brown lesbians and LGBT crap?

>>215242177
I haven't seen the show (because I'm not a furry or a masochist), but I get the sense that the writers don't understand the meanings of words.

>>215242237
honestly yes they make good wingladies

>>215242067
>>215242177
>>215242180
this looks cringe

>>215242237
There's far less legbt shit in Lower Decks, than STD and SNW, and it's better than both because of it

>>215242250
Witnessed

>>215242296
You haven't even seen the Pakled threat yet

>>215242014
Not missing much unless you like REFERENCES and characters acting like irresponsible small children.

>>215242297
>There's far less legbt shit
It's in every fucking episode because the main character (Michael Burnham 2.0) is an obnoxious brown dyke

Imagine watching Cartoons made in America.

>>215242789
Use the Cardassian disruptors on fans of Western animation!

>>215242904
What did you think of Christopher Walken as King Louie?
>https://youtu.be/-XWCCzD7TTI?feature=shared

>>215237645
Logistical issues mostly. Phasers are battery powered which makes them more inherently reliable in combat despite the relative ease to dodge plus the controlled level of lethality giving them wider use. That plus you don't have to deal with stockpiling and proper storage of small scale munitions. I imagine there are probably still some post-warp species using regular firearms in smaller capacities though.

>>215239771
>one out of a billion! Please ignore the multitude of other incidents on public transport daily!

>>215240597
Yeah I think I'd become half Romulan too if you get what I mean

>>215238030
Is the Federation breeding their own Jem'Hadar? This isn't a natural race. They're artificially created soldiers that live like 15 years max.

>>215242523
Clutching those pearls pretty hard there, bro, she isn't even the main character.

>>215243211
It's been 900 years, there's no telling what the Jem'Hadar are anymore.

>>215239771
>it's okay because it doesn't happen that often
Some fucked up logic there, anon.

>>215243022
Put simply, I feel about live action Disney the same way you feel about Western Japanimation; haven't seen it, never will. But Sir Christopher Walken was badass in the Weapon of Choice video so there's that.

>>215238030
MMMM {wags finger} HMMMMMMMMMM!!!

>>215243239
>she isn't even the main character
She's the only character that matters, everyone else is a side character

>>215243239
Not him, but saying there's comparatively less LGBT shit in a show is rather like saying there's less actual shit in a sandwich. I'm still not going to eat it, thanks.

/trek/ RANKINGS

1. TALESPIN POSTER
2. SHADOW PRESIDENT
3. SEX WITH SHRAN POSTER
4. GUY WHO USES ALL LOWERCASE
.
.
POWERGAP
.
.
9000. BASHIRFAGGOT
9001. ANYONE PARTICIPATING IN BINGO SHIT

>>215243410
good god im three of those

>>215243136
Replication solves the logistic issues. You are still limited to what a human can carry but that is still a great deal.
The real question is how effective shields are. Would a personal shield protect against a bullet.
I honestly think a rail or coil gun would still be in use. If you can accelerate a ship to warp you can accelerate a projectile to warp and that would do a great deal of damage to another ship.

>>215243251
They're part of a franchise overseen by the subversive, divisive jew Alex Kurtzman, so in that sense one can have a fairly good idea.

>>215243206
No I don't get what you mean

>>215243407
As it stands, Prodigy is the only NuTrek show without any gay shit in it. And it got canceled and removed from Parry+. Really makes you think.

Trek honchos saw how much Disney made SW fans rage with the sequels and said: hold my phaser

>>215243545
It was also awful.

>>215243572
I'll take non-woke awful over NuTrek's usual awful

>>215243410
>yfw you're POWERGAP

>>215236948
I almost always skip this episode.

>>215243545
Wrong. Zero was constantly referred to as "they" and they even gave her/him a non gendered body. Lower Decks is the least bad NuTrek and its not even close.

>>215243645
>Zero was constantly referred to as "they" and they even gave her/him a non gendered body
okay but his species and no sex, that's not the same as pretending you don't have one

>>215243640
Dax episodes are awful

>>215243677
I like her and garaks therapy episode and her and worfs little adventure

>>215243666
See, this is why random anons can't be trusted when they claim something isn't woke or gay. That's gay shit right there, and you can pretend all you like that it wasn't meant to be taken that way, and there wasn't an agenda, but two words: Alex Kurtzman.

>>215243789
>and her and worfs little adventure
how fucking could you? don't they just spend all their time fighting because she had a dream about Bashir or some shit? they're insufferable.

>>215243819
because its fun

>>215243866
your idea of fun is strange

>>215243645
>genderless alien
>obnoxious brown lesbian
These are not alike

Computer, one breast milk, human female, 37°C, served in a cup with a curly straw.

>>215243805
Do you think bacteria are also part of a secret gay agenda because they lack a biological sex?

>>215243953
Have you started this breast milk obsession because you're reaching your hag age and realize your milk's gone sour?

>>215243969
Bacteria don't crew starships. The Horta is more a person than bacteria is.

>>215243970
I'll send her some frozen breast milk if she wants some. It's undoubtedly freezer burned.

>>215243998
Cool. Do hortas have sexual reproduction or parthenogenesis?

>>215243969
No, I think Alex Kurtzman is a subversive cunt with an agenda, and he's on record as saying he wants to piss off half of the audience.

>>215243976
imagine if Data got into an argument with a Tellarite

>>215241607
Alaimo looks like the most Italian motherfucker on earth in that picture.

>>215243460
>Replication solves the logistic issues
at that point you're using energy to replicate bullets, so why not just use the energy for an energy weapon
also warp isn't propelling the ship faster than light, it's distorting space around the ship so it can travel FTL. this is why there are no dumbass holdo maneuvers in trek (and there shouldn't be any in star wars either for that matter, since hyperspace travel is like traveling in the nether in minecraft - the ships enter hyperspace, which is essentially a subspace dimensional layer that is more condensed than the rest of space, so a few kilometers traveled in there might equate to a few lightyears in normal space)

>>215244029
That is completely untrue have you seen Vinny?

>>215244016
The Horta Mother is an egg-layer, the young have distinct sexes but don't breed sexually with each other.

>>215244149
>but don't breed sexually with each other.
if they dont breed then what are the sexes for exactly

>>215244199
breeding with other horta inbred-kun

>>215237173
Consider yourself lucky.

Say something that will make me smile.

>>215243619
Speaking of that insane bitch Janeway, anyone try out that Voyager game yet? Demo's out now but it only goes up to the pilot storywise. Gameplay is a fairly standard base management/ship sim but it's pretty good, though the character models are pretty iffy and the lack of voice acting is brutal

Higher for Hire moved FREIGHT

>>215237050
Shatner channeling his inner Michael Landon

>>215238030
Tillys mentor

>>215244415
I invented the internet

Yo this DS9 episode is fire fr fr

>>215244199
Silicon lifeforms ain't gotta explain shit, but Horta have very unusual lives on a regulated cycle so it could be differentiation between a Horta capable of laying eggs and one not so.

>>215244566
Fuck off, Al Gore, you'll never be President

>>215244415
https://vocaroo.com/1bScvKvgSBzH

UH....UH....a miracle. damn that shit's wild.

>>215244432
I found the lack of any significant (non-RNG) choices a bit disappointing in the demo, your only real major choices are rescuing Chakotay or Bellana first, and choosing to use the array and GTFO the Delta Quadrant, neither of which changed much - though RNG ended up forcing me to destroy the array anyways. But the core systems are fine

>>215244780
I'm out of here. PEACE OUT Y'ALL

>>215244867
that episode is so fucking stupid and I think the song does it justice even better than the show desu

>>215244902
musically it was fun to assemble although I need new sound fonts
the yacht rock one, however, is an earworm around the house

>you hear a tapping at your window
>there's a pigeon with a note that says 'star trek'
>you open it
What does it say?

Damn this spoony be lookin fertile

>>215244959
you already know

>>215244959
>What does it say?
sex with shran
burn after reading

that one spoonette on the left looks familiar

>>215244771
You were in Ouran High School Host Club.

>>215244415
something that will make me smile.

OHEEAY!!!
>oheeay
OHEEOH!!!
>oheeoh
>OHEEAY!!!
>oheeay
OHEEOH!!!
>oheeoh
Friends for life through thick and thin
with another /trek/ to spin!!!

I DID NOT CARE FOR THE GODFATHER

>>215245112
FUCK YOU

Live action TaleSpin starring Will Decker was a trip

oooo Kira getting in trouble. stop talking your gay Bajoran SHIT

>>215236948
What is his power level?

>>215245161
I did not care for TOS. It is shallow and pedantic and insists upon itself.

Deep Space 9000

TO THE
how do you say
PROMENADE!

it's crazy how the Cardassian makeup was designed around Marc Aliamo and he was the only one ever with a long enough neck to properly pull it off

>>215237645
Unless there's shit like personal shields from the video games, I would think they'd work quite well, at their effective ranges. I mean, you'd still rather haven them than to go to hand to hand, and they do that all the goddam time.

ATTENTION TO ALL THE BAJORAN WORKER PEOPLE
IT IS I, GUL DUKARNAGE
PLEASE BE GETTING BACK TO THE ORE MINING

>>215238118
No underwear in space.

*pause*
Here. You can see the exact moment her panties were disintegrated by sploosh.

I just know Kira had the most unkempt pussy hair just like during her terrorist days where she didn't have time to groom

>>215239008
>Forced.
>>215239036
>>215239109
Oh please. If dressing like a slut and giving head to a spoonhead lets her free a shuttlecraft full of bajorans and kill their guards, you think she's even going to THINK before doing that? If not, do the train problem. How many dicks for how many bajoran lives and dead cardies?

>>215245312
reed explains that you don't need to lead the target with phasers you just point and shoot and its near instantaneous, obviously visually it doesn't seem to work like this for tv action purposes but its suppose to

>>215239411
I took a different approach. Like Riker with the Klingons, I learned AAVE, got myself a glock that I was OK with showing, showed respect to the old heads at the barber shop.

And no, the federation should NOT have taken in that many klingon refugees in boats. The outcome is COMPLETELY expected here.

does Gilora know about what O'Brien did on Setlik 3

>>215245373
actually bajorian women have naturally bald privates

This is the coolest space laser ray beam gun to ever exist in fiction. You could easily make a whole supercool movie out of it:
https://youtu.be/6Cf0BCN9L5Q?t=1026

>>215239910
Be fucking awesome?

>Avari
>did not refuse the call to go westward

>>215245500
isn't that daniel jacksons step dad?

>>215245468
nuh uh

>>215245544
yes he played it in the movie and the TV show

>>215245500
90s scifi
>we need a wise elder for our space tribe of...
>sir he's already in costume and on set

>>215245598
he's a Zoroastrian like Freddy Mercury, that's pretty neat.

>>215236926
This looks like a generic retro-future sci-fi gun. might have just as well came from forbit planet or the jetsons.

Ulani is Nadine from Twin Peaks. I knew I recognized her

>>215245640
how much gunplay was in the Jetsons

It's Tendi and Peanut Hamper the exocomp.

>>215240724
I like it, but anon is right in that it is retarded. I just find it entertainingly retarded. The creators worked their ass off on obscure memory alpha shit to include. HOWEVER they show more love and respect to the old trek, the sense of exploration, science, and ethics, and it's probably the best shit since Enterprise. But considering it's competition is shit like Picard and Discovery, that's not a high bar to hit.

If you watch it, it should be very late in the sequence. Definitely after the old animated series.

>>215242436
Yes, and yes, but unlike say Discovery, Mariner actually gets called out on her shitty behavior, more than once as well.

>Christine...in space!
They should have turned more cheesy King stories into episodes.

>>215243805
Of course. You should trust your own eyeballs. More than one anon is going to find mariner an annoying bisexual girlboss and tap out. Nothing wrong with that.

But this really isn't the same shit that Discovery had.

>>215245765
>Mariner actually gets called out on her shitty behavior, more than once as well.
Mariner almost never succeeds when she tries to be a lone wolf. She gets slapped down a lot. It's probably the most realistic depiction of what a "bad boy" type gets when they're a little too old to act this way.

>>215244415
Collectors have found Spock 2's giant skeleton.

>>215244432
Looks like a high grade phone game, but I'm going to dive into the full release. My expectations are that low right now.

>No, you do not understand mister Kirk, Vulcans do not "feel"
>We simply bottle up and repress all of our emotions until it all bursts out at once every 7 years in a wild flurry of murder-fucking.
>It is all quite logical.

>>215245932
I hope you die of AIDS and your final resting place becomes a unisex bathroom.

>>215245949
perfect analogy for the type of autistic robot who simultaneously declares themselves better than hoi polloi but also coomposts about selar and ro

>>215245765
I found the humor very grading. Gives off to much of a brickleberry/any direct-to-netflix "adult" animated series vibes. people are hyper and that equal funny type shit.

>>215245403
...in which case they have some sort of countermeasures so they can actually dodge that they never mention.

>>215237144
>nepotism personified

>>215245967
>and your final resting place becomes a unisex bathroom.
I want to be interred in a mushroom suit so my body can be used to make a mycelial network that feeds trees. If a couple faggots from STD use it to super warp Discovery around, I won't care because I'll be dead. But props to the actual Dr Stamets and not Anthony Rapp's shittily written character

>>215246012
or they just see where the weapon is being pointed and duck before its fired

>>215245498
Would.

>>215239708
I have a feeling it would have been, but maybe a little too heavy-handed in the "pro civil rights" moralizing.

>>215240232
>fine arts decrees
ooof (and that's not how it works, tard)

>>215246358
Education cures violent crime.

watching TNG S3E10, "The Defector"

while eating vegan chili.

>>215246578
Ronald D. Moore wrote The Defector when he was like 22 years old

>>215246372
No, it just makes those crimes more artistic.

>>215245466
absolutely

>>215245500
hey he was Cliff's landlord on Cheers

>>215245932
>>215245980
>>215245907
>>215245765
>>215244822

>>215245765
>The creators worked their ass off on obscure memory alpha shit to include
...browsing a wiki fully furnished with all the information is "working your ass off" now? not even browsing it themselves, but getting an intern to do it?

Black Lesbian Trek

>>215237297
It’s been a while since I watched this. How big a character was porthos?

>>215246734
>How big a character was porthos?
cheese

>>215237297
ENT is so cozy

>>215246734
well he only came up to about shin-height, so not very big at all

Rick Berman ruined my childhood

Let's have a Billtastic thread
>>215246755

>>215246010
Yeah. You should skip it. The couple of cool action scenes or serious scenes aren't worth the jokey shit you have to deal with which you can pick up on youtube.

>>215245967
Jokes on you. I'M INTO THAT SHIT. AND I MEAN LITERALLY. AND LIKE BOLIAN HARDCORE, HAZMAT SHIT.

>>215237144
What the fuck, how is it so BAD?

>>215246682
You still need to get it written, designed, and in more than one case animated. And it stomps the living fuck out of the rest of Kurtzman trek when it comes to dealing with the other series in respecting the lore.

Nothing wrong with hating the series, but they absolutely put in the work when it came to the Pakleds, and Orions.

Pic related. It's an episode about Ferengi and the Mugato.

>>215247090
Because hollywood has gone through a period of purging everyone with the wrong ideas, and everyone with a little bit of millitary experience.

>>215245765
I unironically liked Peanut Hamper's redemption arc. More Trek than anything of nu-trek other than Prodigy

Why wasn’t a substantial portion of bajor half cardassian after half a century of taking cardassian cock?

>>215240232
Maybe they've been given enough. It doesn't work, because it's never enough, and never will be.

>>215247164
It's funny that LD gets shat on for being nothign but lazy references, and there are some lazy ones, but shit like Peanut Hamper is anything but lazy .

>>215247104
>written
they skimped on this part
>designed
the designs already exist
>animated
they most likely offloaded that to a korean animation sweatshop

>>215247202
bajorans killed most of the halfbreeds out of disgust as they were a constant reminder that they got YAMOKed

>>215244771
I was hoping for a Shatner impression... Aw... :(

>>215247674
LOL. Now you're just mad shitposting. But even if what you said was true, none of the other new trek is even bothering to do that much.

>>215247202
Killed and surgically modified.

new
>>215246755
>>215246755
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>>215247959
>LOL. Now you're just mad shitposting
No? Everything I said was true