As discussed in the KAB thread, Russia is hated by all the water gods that haveexisted. Ukraine's national symbol is a trident, which makes no sense, but clearly Poseidon approves.
Meanwhile, Russia's historic quest f or a warm-water port has been an exercise in masochism spanning centuries. Every time a Russian is with water something goes wrong.
river crossing = disaster
unopposed river crossing = worse disaster
boiling some water = chornobyl
seize port = disaster
fly over water = disaster
hold bridge over water = disaster
boat in water = disaster
boat in water in port = holy fuck, ass disaster
landing operation out of water = disaster
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