>>82201676
ALRIGHT ASSHOLES TIME FOR A REAL LIFTA SAGE 2 POST

>SEX
YES PLEASE
>RACE
HALF-SAIYAN, HALF-GERMANIC, FULL RACIST
>AGE
22
>BODYCOUNT
I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE EVER IN MY LIFE EVER
>EMPLOYMENT
I WILL KILL MY FOREMAN SOON
>SALARY
19 AN HOUR PLUS ZERO BENEFITS OR OVERTIME PAY OR LUNCH BREAKS ALSO
PLEASE, PLEASE, GENTLEMEN, I KNOW I STACK PAPER.
TRY NOT TO BE JEALOUS.
>BODY TYPE
OTTER-MODE RIGHT NOW, BUT BULKING UP FOR BROLY-MODE.
>HOBBIES
TEA PREPARATION, GUITAR, LIFTING BIG ASS WEIGHTS, SHOOTING COOL ASS GUNS, GRAPPLING, LOOKING AT BIG 2D BREASTS, MAKING DBZ AMVS
>PHYSICAL/MENTAL IMPAIRMENTS
NONE I'M A WONDERFUL SPECIMEN OF A MAN EXCEPT I'M BORDERLINE RETARDED
>OTHER STUFF
DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE QUAKE ROOM THE RUMORS OF WHAT I DID AREN'T TRUE.

>>82202734
LOWBLOOD, LOWBLOOD, LOWBLOOD, MY BROTHA, DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YUO HERE
>>82201948
WHAT COMBAT SPORTS DO YUO DO BRO

AHHHH *CRACKS NECK* ANOTHA ROUND OF BAIT POSTS FUCK IT LET'S SEE HOW MANY BOXES YOUR FAVORITE RETARD CAN CHECK OFF THIS TIME

>>82154974
>19-26
YEP
>not fat
YEP I'M BROLIC AS FUCK YEAH
>has nice hair
YEAH MY SHIT'S THICK
>light skin
I'M PALE AS A FUCKIN GHOST
>preferably no facial hair
I SHAVE DAILY AS PART OF MY SKIN ROUTINE
>not a druggie
NO CAN DO I SMOKE OPIUM
>>82155041
>21-28
22 BABY
>has full head of hair
YEP
>taller than 5'9
6'1 (SAME HEIGHT AS TIEN SHINHAN BTW)
>stable job
I HATE MY JOB BUT IT IS STABLE
>skinny
I'M AT LIKE 15% BODYFAT BUT JUST YOU WAIT 'TIL I CUT
>soft spoken
YES
>is a cat person
YES
>apolitical but votes blue
FRANCISCO FRANCO CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND TOLD ME TO JOIN ICE
>wears glasses (optional)
SAVE YOUR EYEWEAR FOR THE WEAK
>buys me small gifts to show me how much he appreciates me
I CAN GET YOU FLOWERS BI-WEEKLY AND UP TO 5 COOL WINAMP SKINS THE REST ARE JUST FOR ME CUZ THEY'RE SPECIAL
>>82155396
>21-28
YEP
>not fat
YEP
>isn't a roided out bodybuilder
JUST FOR U BABE I'LL STAY NATTY <3
>full head of hair
>taller then 170cm
>stable job
>has a car
EZ MONEY
>empathetic towards other people and animals
DESPITE THE CRUDE EXTERIOR I REALLY AM A COOL GUY ONCE YOU GET PAST THE EATING PEOPLE STUFF, PROMISE!
>has a good relationship with his mother
MY MA IS MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE MY MA
>doesn't act rude and doesn't push any boundaries
YEAH I'M KIND OF A SUPREME GENTLEMAN YEAH
>>82155482
THIS ONE'S REALLY GAY AND HAS A LOW POWERLEVEL I'M NOT TOUCHING IT

DAMN WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED LIL OL ME IS SO POPULAR WITH THE LADIES?
MAYBE THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING SHREDDED AND LIFTING SICK ASS WEIGHTS AND FIGHTING
*ROLL ON SNARE DRUM, EVERYONE LAUGHS, GOOD JOKE*