>>29090567
>Be me
>2 years old
>still crabchelor
>find prospective mate
>she's eating her last relationship
>Clawn around to impress her
>>works

>Hitting that shell raw, crab
>Bout to butter the fuck outta it
>Flip bitch on her back
>See stomach lice, to my chagrin
>Bigger than mine, to crabb insult to injury
>crabrollthefuckout.png

Anyways, that's how I found out about how us crabs get "crabs". Only that ours is a single lice that eats our penis and makes us bitches. Crab bitches.

>>29090567
>Be me
>2 years old
>still crabchelor
>find prospective mate
>she's eating her last relationship
>Clawn around to impress her
>>works

>Hitting that shell raw, crab
>Bout to butter the fuck outta it
>Flip bitch on her back
>See stomach lice, to my chagrin
>Bigger than mine, to crabb insult to injury
>crabrollthefuckout.png

Anyways, that's how I found out about how us crabs get "crabs". Only that ours is a single lice that eats our penis and makes us bitches. Crab bitches.

>>29090567
>Be me
>2 years old
>still crabchelor
>find prospective mate
>she's eating her last relationship
>Clawn around to impress her
>>works

>Hitting that shell raw, crab
>Bout to butter the fuck outta it
>Flip bitch on her back
>See stomach lice, to my chagrin
>Bigger than mine, to crabb insult to injury
>crabrollthefuckout.png

Anyways, that's how I found out about how us crabs get "crabs". Only that ours is a single lice that eats our penis and makes us bitches. Crab bitches.