If you're a male nigga and go to the gym, you're under SUSPICION, nigga, I'm checking your Duolingo account to see if you're learning Polari.
You probably wear tight black bodysuits or a tank top with cleavage and some short shorts, you pose before a camera on a stand and then pull your shorts a lil' bit tighter to reveal your muscles, probably even take off your shirt too for a photosession while your buddy assists you. Then after a sweaty session with the boys (you spend talking to your gymmates more than actually working out while I have to hog all the reps for myself despite us agreeing to alternate) you get NAKED and shower. You trim all your fucking pubic hair too, getting your pants down in front of other men. You ask others why aren't they getting their pants down too, nigga, you're practically diabetic from all the fructose in your blood. If I don't see you writing poems or going to the theatre with your chick or arranging Japanese tea sets, you're DONE, nigga, it's over.
If you're a woman, you're probably fine, though, though a bit over 40 with glasses on your nose, but that's fine by me. Meet me after you're done.
> t. relentless heterosexual, been going to the gym due to my doctor's recommendations for 7 the last months