>>718494961 (OP)
no rosterfagging pls
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:50:19 PM
No.718495107
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There's a Starman
Waiting in Air Ride
>You HAVE to be pink Kirby to get the Ultra Sword special
The fuck? They must have an extra color hidden to round that out.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:50:39 PM
No.718495151
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GOOOOOOOOD MORNING /V/
>>718494961 (OP)
WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!????
>>718495041
FUCK OFF
How did people miss Taranza during the Drag Race part?
>>718495041
Too late. Everyone is whining about Adeline, Marx, and the DL2 animal buddies getting snubbed. Tendies live in a perpetual state of misery.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:50:55 PM
No.718495180
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>>718517961
CAPTAIN VUL IS IN
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:51:08 PM
No.718495209
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>>718495041
It came free with your sakurai game bro
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:51:12 PM
No.718495217
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>>718495397
>>718495074
Daroach and hope he gets added
>>718495152
UPSKIRT MID FLIGHT EVERY TIME
Sakurai come on, you want it, too
>no wheelie scooter
>no jet star
>no formula star
>no brown kirby
>no top ride
>no checklists
>no tac
>no ufo
>no bouncing items
>no all patch
>no legendary air ride machines
>no air ride formation is approaching
>no dense fog
>no restoration areas
>no rowdy charge tank
>no lighthouse
>no station fire
>no all boxes contain the same item
>no fake power ups
>no wing copy ability
>no vs. king dedede
>no high jump
>no fantasy meadows
>no celestial valley
>no sky sands
>no frozen hillside
>no magma flows
>no beanstalk park
>no machine passage
>no checker knights
>no nebula belt
that'll be $69.99, please!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:51:40 PM
No.718495273
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>>718495384
ok but which Kirby special are you maining
for me it's Snow Bowl
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:52:09 PM
No.718495318
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>>718495397
>>718495172
There’s zero chance Marx isn’t an unlockable character
>>718494961 (OP)
Where was the Starman fanbase at for like 30 years
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:52:20 PM
No.718495346
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>>718495519
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:52:39 PM
No.718495384
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>>718495273
Kirby is an obsolete choice now.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:52:43 PM
No.718495394
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>>718495269
>get port
>cry
>get new game
>cry for port
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:52:49 PM
No.718495403
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>>718495320
waiting for this very moment
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:52:51 PM
No.718495407
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i hope this gets continued support and dlc like mario kart and smash does, this is the first switch 2 release to actually get me really excited
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:53:25 PM
No.718495467
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>>718495171
You've mistaken a backview of Susie for Taranza.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:53:27 PM
No.718495470
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>>718495172
>whining about Marx
??? guy is confirmed to be unlockable and being a sakurai golden child like dedede, mk, chief kawasaki and the superstar goons
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:53:30 PM
No.718495478
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>718495269
Already posted in the last thread man
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:53:32 PM
No.718495481
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>>718495583
>>718495269
How do you know all that?
What are your thoughts on the blue stars mechanics for defeating enemies? I like how it makes you focus on the race more in compliment to the simple controls
>>718494961 (OP)
Why the fuck is Starman so fucking cool?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:53:40 PM
No.718495497
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>>718495397
KILL YOU-BLUBUBUBUBUBUB
>>718495346
People were wondering why Susie and Magolor were in, but not him yet there's a segment where he is the player character.
>>718494961 (OP)
Japan is losing their shit over Starman rn
Dude went from literal who to probably getting merch in 45 minutes.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:54:24 PM
No.718495583
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>>718495797
>>718495481
We didn’t see any of them, did we? Wanna know why? Cause they don’t exist
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:54:28 PM
No.718495592
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>>718496291
>>718495269
>it wasn't showm off, so it's not in the game
Slit your throat disengenous fucker
Also, Jet Star was shown off if you too busy shitposting to actuallu pay attention
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:54:37 PM
No.718495614
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:54:38 PM
No.718495616
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>>718495847
>>718495150
My main in the original was yellow and I'm happy with having crash as the special.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:55:09 PM
No.718495659
[Report]
WING STAR NIGGAS
SAKURAI YOU HACK PUT IN ADELEINE AND RIBBON
FUCK YOU SAKURAI
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:55:30 PM
No.718495713
[Report]
>>718501692
>>718495494
>>718495564
Starman CHADS sounding off
>>718494961 (OP)
HellOOOOOO /v/! Just letting you know that Escargoon. Yes THE Escargoon from the hit anime Kirby: Right Back At Ya! WILL be announced as a rider in the upcoming game Kirby Air Riders!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:55:36 PM
No.718495720
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>>718495519
>Susie
>Jet Waddle Dee
?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:07 PM
No.718495797
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>>718495583
There's already at least one confirmed track that wasn't shown off from the soundtrack, there's definitely more we haven't seen yet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:19 PM
No.718495823
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>>718495884
>>718495716
Alright now who's the Banjo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:20 PM
No.718495825
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>>718524449
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:22 PM
No.718495826
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:31 PM
No.718495847
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>>718496256
>>718495616
No I’m happy too, the different specials are great, but being forced to use pink for Ultra Sword while the other skins double up seems deliberate. There MAY be one more color hidden… who is it?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:39 PM
No.718495856
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>>718496342
>>718495489
The original also had you speed up when killing enemies, this is just a nice visual effect to show it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:40 PM
No.718495857
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>>718496140
Why was the chat talking about Melee at one point
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:45 PM
No.718495867
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>>718495269
>no fantasy meadows
this has to be the dumbest complaint
all the new tracks are the same theme as the old ones
complaining there's no Fantasy Meadows when Floria Fields is the same fucking thing is unbelievably autistic
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:50 PM
No.718495878
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>>718495397
cry harder, kinefag
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:53 PM
No.718495884
[Report]
THE KIRB'S CHARIOT WILL NOT BE STOPPED
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:57:18 PM
No.718495932
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>>718495397
>GameCube snoys are already seething
I'm looking forward to the release.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:58:17 PM
No.718496078
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>>718496468
>>718495682
Basado. Basado. Simplemente basado.
The sea track looks kino.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:58:37 PM
No.718496119
[Report]
DAROACH WHEN!?
>Tips large brimmed hat
>Steals win
Nothin' personnel, kid.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:58:49 PM
No.718496140
[Report]
>>718496276
>>718495857
A Game Mode is called Kirby Melee, complete with music that sounds inspired by Melee
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:58:54 PM
No.718496151
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>>718494961 (OP)
Looks better than MKW
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:59:29 PM
No.718496223
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>>718495907
Definitely maining this with King Dedede and ramming as many people as I can.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:59:31 PM
No.718496234
[Report]
>Kirby now goes to Florida Fields
>Learned how to carjack people
>Also Brown Kirby is missing now
What did Sakurai mean by this
If Air Riders flops or undersells, will that along with KI Uprising prove that Sakurai’s “brand image” only doesn’t sell games?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:59:44 PM
No.718496256
[Report]
>>718496564
>>718495847
What are the other Kirby colors and what are there abilities? If there is an unlockable one it's 100% shadow Kirby but as is I imagine Sakurai wanted the OG to be special.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:59:58 PM
No.718496276
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>>718496140
But that music track was from the original Air Ride, the Drag Race theme
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:59:58 PM
No.718496279
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>>718495152
Fairy friday is going to be a bloodbath.
I hope she's in
>>718495489
Aggressive play will be encouraged so those machines with high atk power but lower speed could have a chance outside City Trial.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:00:09 PM
No.718496291
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>>718495592
It literally wasn't but go off. Jet =/= Rocket =/= Turbo you secondary retard.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:00:31 PM
No.718496332
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>>718496081
The song for it is great too
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:00:34 PM
No.718496337
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>>718496526
>>718496241
It's a holiday party game for the Switch 2, it'll probably do fine.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:00:40 PM
No.718496342
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>>718495856
That does sound familiar, but it sounds like this is more like coins where it semi-permenantly increases your top speed. Was it like that too?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:00:45 PM
No.718496351
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>>718495907
Callipso, grant me me wish!
>>718495682
>>718496078
Yeah, I'm thinking she's in.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:01:57 PM
No.718496526
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>>718497871
>>718496337
>Only 113k live viewers at the direct’s peak
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:01:59 PM
No.718496532
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>>718495907
>Twisted Metal machines in Kirby
>no one cates about Tiff anymore
:(
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:02:03 PM
No.718496545
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>>718496241
>KI Uprising
Uprising sold well though
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:02:12 PM
No.718496564
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>>718496256
Pink has Ultra, Yellow and Green have Crash, Red and Purple have Burning, Blue and Monochrome have Snow Bowl (without the hat for some reason).
It’s uneven this way. Could be Sakurai keeping pink super special but it doesnt seem Right to me.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:02:23 PM
No.718496587
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>>718495564
High Jump was always the best ability.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:02:57 PM
No.718496657
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>>718495907
I don't fully understand what makes chariots chariots but the battle one being able to smash things is neat.
>>718496081
I like how it was designed entirely to be contrarian to the usual water track.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:03:30 PM
No.718496738
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>>718496284
Based and kikipilled.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:03:44 PM
No.718496771
[Report]
>void termina got reborn with kirby's good energy
>now the newest dark matter just wants to race
The great befriender claims another villain.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:04:28 PM
No.718496887
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>>718496284
>>718496468
>>718496535
This. We need more cunny characters.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:05:50 PM
No.718497051
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>>718496535
She's old news from an anime that isn't even good. Tiff can stay forgotten.
>>718496535
No one cares for japanese Lisa Simpson.
NME Salesman on the other hand...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:05:59 PM
No.718497080
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>>718497506
sex
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:06:19 PM
No.718497141
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>>718496535
Lisa Simpson was the worst part
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:06:55 PM
No.718497225
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>>718498174
Are the rbay people shitposting or are they genuine? The anime is horrendous and needs to stay dead
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:06:59 PM
No.718497229
[Report]
after 20 years we are FINALLY FUCKING HOME AIR RIDE BROS
NEXT STOP SKYAH
You get ONE never-ever pick, anything goes as long as it's at least tangentially related to Kirby
What do you use it on? For me,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jff7BwZEzRg
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:08:55 PM
No.718497506
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>>718497080
How does she manage to be equally cute and sexy?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:09:11 PM
No.718497546
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>>718494961 (OP)
>>718495564
>cute, near-featureless character
It's literally that easy
I may be autistic, but I don't like the instant star switching and feel it's unnecessary "streamlining"
There was a non-insignificant bit of depth and strategy in the old method
>Having to consider whether that ride was worth the time it takes to change vehicle
>Taking the risk of going for that last second swap and risking running out of time with no ride
>Trying to stop as close as possible to the other star so you can minimize the time spent switching, like a lightning fast pitstop
It reminds me of those races that start with the pilots having to run to their car/bike, there's an exciment and buildup in rushing to the vehicle before speeding off
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:10:35 PM
No.718497753
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>>718498110
>>718494961 (OP)
Within one week youtube will be flooded with videos claiming the following:
>Air Riders is literally $70 DLC for mario kart world
>Air riders is brainrot trying to trick your brain into thinking its fun by being a collectathon
>Air riders looks like shovelware
>Air riders should have been a port
>Air riders is a port
I suspect nintendeen and synth will be the first to jump on the retard wagons, as usual.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:11:02 PM
No.718497832
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>>718498196
>>718497075
Zoomers don't deserve to have the plot twist about him revealed without having to watch the show.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:11:15 PM
No.718497871
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>>718496526
at 8am on a weekday, most people are busy with this thing called a "job"
you'll get it when your parents make you get one in a few years
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:11:24 PM
No.718497898
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>>718494961 (OP)
So is it safe to say that Starman is the Piranha Plant/Cow of Air Riders?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:11:36 PM
No.718497930
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:12:20 PM
No.718498050
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>>718497549
Same, lots of changes feels e-sports-ish too (if not outright copied from smash bros).
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:12:44 PM
No.718498110
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>>718497753
actually synth is a big fan of air ride
though one thing I can see him complaining about is the unnecessary change of plasma being auto-charge which I don't like either
what did samurai mean by this?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:13:07 PM
No.718498167
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>>718518256
>>718497395
I don't want anything too wacky honestly, I just want the cute cat.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:13:12 PM
No.718498174
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>>718500157
>>718497225
Escargoon is based you bandana wearing nigger.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:13:19 PM
No.718498196
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>>718497832
>kids show in the 2000s
Zoomers were likely watching the damn thing in the first place
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:14:17 PM
No.718498329
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>>718497549
I don't agree with this. Even as a kid I thought having to take 3 seconds to get off of my vehicle to grab another one was cumbersome.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:14:23 PM
No.718498345
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man, imagine if a bunch of zoomers here were born a few generations ago. they'd go mad at the variety of games being part of a single genre
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:14:45 PM
No.718498404
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>>718497549
I somewhat agree, but with the increased playercount, I think it was a necessary change. You’d probably get completely fucked very often if you had to leave your star every time
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:15:23 PM
No.718498483
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>>718495041
Kirby recolors onlyfags lost
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:15:42 PM
No.718498545
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>>718509907
>>718497395
Yeah, I know he is just a random monster created to make Meta Knight job in the anime, I know it only shows up twice, and I know it is edgy.
But I love it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:16:25 PM
No.718498638
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>>718495320
Artificial hype at its finest.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:16:26 PM
No.718498640
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>>718495152
lolifags btfo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:17:08 PM
No.718498735
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>>718497549
So just jump off normally, you literally autist. He kept that in just for you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:17:25 PM
No.718498773
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>>718500616
>>718496535
Aside from Fumu-tan of the Stars, did anyone really care for Tiff? More people talk about Escargoon, the NME Sales Guy, and even Tuff compared to her.
>>718497395
>appears in dream land 3
He's in.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:17:26 PM
No.718498776
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>>718497549
I like it purely because it goes into being able to steal from people.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:17:55 PM
No.718498856
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>>718508234
>>718495152
I have officially been validated for thinking Adeline is the only non-Sakurai Kirby thing the man actually dislikes
>>718497549
I like it and I like that you can steal rides. Now whoever fag builds Hydra/Dragoon will have to pay attention to not get cucked at the last second instead of being a guaranteed win.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:19:03 PM
No.718499048
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>>718499338
>>718498859
you have to break their car before trying to steal
good luck breaking the Hydra faggot
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:19:40 PM
No.718499137
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>>718499342
>>718498859
Even compfags agree that the hydra and dragon are not overpowered because they get stunlocked easily, gitgud
It would have been cool if the island was modular, with different areas that are randomized each match.
Feels like a wasted opportunity to keep the map variety limited when they are clearly aware that this is the mode everybody buys the game for
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:21:00 PM
No.718499338
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>>718499663
>>718499048
Get a bunch shadow star niggas and gangbang the hydra
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:21:03 PM
No.718499342
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>>718499137
how does the dragoon get stunlocked?
As a reminder, we know from Sakurai’s youtube videos that Kirby Air Riders has been in development since April 2022; this is actually longer than the dev cycle of any Smash game
How much more stuff could there be in Air Riders that they aren’t showing yet?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:22:05 PM
No.718499519
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Reminder that Meta Knight will MURDER Susie next game. And he will be BASED for it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:22:17 PM
No.718499559
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>>718499335
my bet is they add more city trial stages over time
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:23:03 PM
No.718499663
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>>718499338
Who gets the ride afterwards?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:23:22 PM
No.718499706
[Report]
Top ride sisters...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:23:28 PM
No.718499718
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WHERE IS THE FLIGHT WARP STAR? WHERE THE *FUCK* IS THE FLIGHT WARP STAR?!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:23:58 PM
No.718499774
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>>718499364
Enough to get another big segment in the next direct, him saying there's a lot more still not shown and that teaser confirms a general direct in the near future.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:24:32 PM
No.718499868
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>>718500124
Susie and Meta Knight are lovers.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:25:02 PM
No.718499948
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>>718499364
Probably a lot. It got its own direct, has a few months to come out, and they never show everything. It'll probably have a segment revealing new stuff in the direct next month. I imagine we'll also get a Star Allies/Mario Sports esque dripfeed.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:25:26 PM
No.718500002
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>>718500507
well... he did it again
now i have to buy a switch 2
no splitscreen as sad but expected
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:25:58 PM
No.718500064
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>>718494961 (OP)
My brain full of penguins read this as "Stallman is here!!", and now i can't stop imagining a hacky, bolted together board ship thing that is propelled by the stallman pasta.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:26:23 PM
No.718500115
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>>718499868
Susie is Meta Knight's rapist.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:26:39 PM
No.718500157
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>>718498174
Bandana's a mainstay while Escargoon will never make a resurgence. Cry.
>all of air ride 2 sounds good
>no switch 2
Damn but I can't buy a whole console for one game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:26:52 PM
No.718500183
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>>718500414
>>718499335
It's so strange how he built it up like "ok here's what you're REALLY here for!" then it proceeded to be the smallest and most disappointing part
seriously the races looked absolutely beautiful
I'm gonna cope like the dragon's dogma 2 fags did and assume he's hiding 90% of the city trial content otherwise this should not be full price
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:26:55 PM
No.718500187
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>>718498116
do not fuck starman
>Blue Kirby has an Ice special
He isn't in, is he...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:27:30 PM
No.718500265
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>>718500124
Silly, women can't rape men.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:27:33 PM
No.718500273
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:27:52 PM
No.718500324
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>>718500158
Buy it on sale next year when it has more games.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:27:56 PM
No.718500335
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:12 PM
No.718500375
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>>718513865
>>718500158
The whole idea is that the console will have several games you want to play.
Also if you like zelda in general, the switch 2 is pretty good for you, as every single game released for the switch 1 named zelda runs like shit on the switch 1 and is miraculously fixed by the switch 2.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:19 PM
No.718500392
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>>718500193
To be fair, there's more than one dip shit that can give that copy ability, but yeah, he's out.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:26 PM
No.718500414
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>>718500934
>>718500183
idk it doesn't look small to me at all
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:41 PM
No.718500453
[Report]
Looks like a $30 game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:44 PM
No.718500462
[Report]
>>718500814
>>718500193
He was disconfirmed after the copy ability section. Notice how the only mooks they added were generic and not limited to an element?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:29:00 PM
No.718500507
[Report]
>>718503798
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:29:11 PM
No.718500534
[Report]
>>718521637
My weirdo pick is Keke
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:29:38 PM
No.718500603
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>>718500193
If there's going to be an Ice character it's going to be Mr. Frosty for sure
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:29:41 PM
No.718500616
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>>718513923
>>718498773
>ROB getting into Kirby Air Ride instead of Mario Kart
That would be funny but also sad
>Waddle Doo and Knuckle Joe are in
>not him
why?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:30:45 PM
No.718500814
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>>718500462
>waddle doo
>knuckle joe
>kawasaki
>starman
all of these have copy abilities you goober
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:31:10 PM
No.718500890
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>>718500736
Fuck Jr, where the hell is Poppy Bros Sr?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:31:30 PM
No.718500930
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>>718500736
literally who?
>>718500414
he showed pretty much the entire map in a single round and he wasn't even trying, he even made it to the secret little island at the top
the only thing we didn't see is the inside of the volcano
I strongly believe there's other maps, it's very sakurai to specificy "this is the ONE and ONLY map, guys" just to fuck with people for the surprise later
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:31:42 PM
No.718500959
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>>718499335
It seems kind of an odd decision to admit that it's the main feature of the game and only make one map for it
>>718500492
Landia's a girl?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:32:09 PM
No.718501040
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:32:25 PM
No.718501089
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cute cat
but also a based fat fuck
truly the pinnacle of design
I'm happy with Dedede, but I gotta rep my lad anyways.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:32:32 PM
No.718501108
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>>718501192
>>718500976
My niece thinks Landia is a girl so that's cannon now.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:01 PM
No.718501192
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>>718501108
Works for me, I suppose.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:06 PM
No.718501204
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>>718500934
Dunno if other maps entirely but maybe there will be a night time Skyah with a slightly different layout
So weird that HAL isn’t involved in a Kirby game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:18 PM
No.718501236
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>>718501038
Interesting and respecable choice
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:40 PM
No.718501301
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>>718501613
>>718500976
Doesn't the pause sceen call her she?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:43 PM
No.718501308
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>>718501038
Hell yeah
I hope we get another Boxboy game soon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:34:08 PM
No.718501369
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>>718497395
maybe a tiny version
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:34:10 PM
No.718501372
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>>718503997
>>718501224
They aren't? Then who's making it?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:34:15 PM
No.718501383
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>>718501224
They are probably working on the DLC for Forgotten land or an entirely new mainline Kirby game.
This is Dale
Dale is finally returning to Kirby afters two decades of absence
Say something nice about Dale!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:34:50 PM
No.718501443
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>>718501224
Since the request came partly from a HAL executive they are probably supervising at least. They still partly own Kirby after all.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:35:12 PM
No.718501501
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>>718494961 (OP)
When are we getting a direct for people who shower and don't groom kids?
I didn't even know this series existed. How does it differ from Mario Kart in terms of gameplay in a deeper sense?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:35:33 PM
No.718501543
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>>718501797
>>718501434
Literally who?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:35:38 PM
No.718501558
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>>718504495
>>718501434
What the fuck IS Dale? I've been wondering since the original.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:35:49 PM
No.718501583
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>>718497574
Waterflow > Amberfalls > Steamgust > Floria
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:35:59 PM
No.718501613
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>>718501301
Nope, always uses it. Kirby Team Clash calls Landia a he exactly once, and it is used every other time, including in that game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:36:08 PM
No.718501635
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>>718501434
Looks like one of those weirdos from golden sun.
So why is Dark Matter Blade joining the festivities?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:36:13 PM
No.718501653
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>>718503602
High quality Floria Fields image from Nintendo Music
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:36:29 PM
No.718501692
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:36:59 PM
No.718501781
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:37:01 PM
No.718501787
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>>718500736
too afraid to put planes and bombs together
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:37:06 PM
No.718501797
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>>718501543
Dale
There's a mod that even makes him playable in Return to Dream Land so you can have the full Dale experience
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:37:13 PM
No.718501812
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>>718499335
I feel like we're missing something about this mode, but idk
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:37:23 PM
No.718501842
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>>718501515
Mario Kart isn't an auto runner.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:38:22 PM
No.718501998
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:38:47 PM
No.718502053
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>>718503602
High quality Waveflow Waters image from Nintendo Music
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:40:03 PM
No.718502270
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>>718495074
If there's no brown Kirby coming back or Taranza, then I call evil fucking Waddle Doo
>>718502303
IDN or Leongar?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:40:55 PM
No.718502420
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:41:06 PM
No.718502458
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>>718502938
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:41:11 PM
No.718502464
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why are there retards dooming on the course selection screen in the direct? not only did it the direct showed a course not in the selection, one of the music in nintendo music wasn't in the direct as well
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:41:46 PM
No.718502546
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>>718497395
I want the hampter or the feesh
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:03 PM
No.718502603
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>>718502401
*ID-F86, oops.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:05 PM
No.718502605
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>>718501515
Did you watch the direct
Or just load up Dolphin. They're wildly different
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:13 PM
No.718502626
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>>718500934
it doesn't look small is a perfectly sizable map to dick around for 5 minutes whats disappointing is how is the only map
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:15 PM
No.718502632
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:27 PM
No.718502673
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>>718505232
High quality Steamgust Forge image from Nintendo Music
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:43:05 PM
No.718502741
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>>718520462
>>718496535
Sirica was better
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:43:12 PM
No.718502770
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>>718503216
SUSIE NO
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:43:15 PM
No.718502780
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>>718503328
R8
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:43:29 PM
No.718502818
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>>718497075
Pipe dream of him getting in
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:44:17 PM
No.718502938
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>>718502458
He can be a stage hazard
Lastly, high quality Mount Amberfalls image from Nintendo Music
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:45:33 PM
No.718503179
[Report]
I didn't see anything for it in the Direct, but I might have missed it.
But I really hope they have a checklist like the OG game did. Seeing it pop up after a Race/City Trial and watching multiple things unlock always made me feel really happy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:45:37 PM
No.718503191
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where is HE?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:45:41 PM
No.718503216
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>>718502770
META KNIGHT WATCH THE FUCK OUT SHE'S GETTING TOO BIG SHE'LL CRUSH YOUR BALL PELVIS!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:46:08 PM
No.718503315
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>>718503169
I FUCKING LOVE AUTUMN.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:46:13 PM
No.718503328
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>>718503598
>>718502780
>most of those shitters
>expected
delusional
you are NOT getting that bitchfaggot taranza
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:46:36 PM
No.718503410
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>>718494961 (OP)
Air Ride was never good
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:47:43 PM
No.718503598
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>>718504284
>>718503328
Already moving the goalpost from
>You're NOT getting modern kirby characters
Are we?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:47:44 PM
No.718503602
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>>718505232
>>718501653
>>718502053
>>718503169
I want an open world Kirby game that looks like this...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:48:40 PM
No.718503778
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>>718502401
I'll accept the foetus if he possesses or grows a pair of wheels
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:48:47 PM
No.718503798
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>>718500507
inb4 thats topride
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:49:18 PM
No.718503907
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>>718501640
Kirby slapped the shit out of Void and hooked him on positive energy so the entire Dark Matter race collectively gave up on trying to kill him.
Many such cases with the puffball.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:49:47 PM
No.718503997
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>>718501372
bamco. sakurai says so in the direct
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:50:20 PM
No.718504080
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>>718501640
Couldn't make friends possessing Dedede and ruling the kingdom, will now attempt to make friends by possessing Dedede and ruling the racetrack.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:50:43 PM
No.718504129
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:51:49 PM
No.718504284
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>>718507904
>>718503598
Who said anything about modern characters, ESL schizo?
nobody gives a shit about your gay spider boyfriend
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:52:08 PM
No.718504341
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>>718522861
>>718501640
I don't get why so many people are hyping this up to be Dark Matter. I don't see Sakurai adding on lore to someone else's character in Kirby like this.
>But he added Gooey and other non-Sakurai characters
Yeah but he's not going to make Magolor hyper-ultra form. He likes to do his own things, like Master Hand. It's a new character.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:52:52 PM
No.718504434
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>>718494961 (OP)
It's shaping up to look very cool despite track layout (too narrow imo), but NO MARX, NO BUY
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:53:14 PM
No.718504495
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>>718501558
Embryonic Wheelie
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:54:21 PM
No.718504670
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>>718495234
fuck this is exactly why shes not in, 100%. or i can cope that sakurai is hiding her until rlease
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:56:19 PM
No.718505024
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>>718505959
Sakurai really is one of the best game designers out there
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:56:50 PM
No.718505107
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>>718496081
It reminded me arcade race tracks, incredible how Kirby out of all things nailed that down
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:57:18 PM
No.718505174
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>>718505318
Samus appears in Dream Land 3, just saying
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:57:45 PM
No.718505232
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>>718502673
Looks cool
>>718503169
Fall levels are the best
>>718503602
Open world kirby is a stupid idea
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:57:59 PM
No.718505280
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>>718504745
Too big for Sm- I mean Air Riders
>>718494961 (OP)
>Starman, the Kirby enemy
>Starman, the Earthbound enemy
>Starman, the Mario powerup
Nintendo sure does love starmen
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:58:15 PM
No.718505318
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>>718506332
>>718505174
RIDLEY CONFIRMED
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:58:44 PM
No.718505394
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>>718503169
Welcome back Planet Earthfall
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:58:45 PM
No.718505396
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>>718504745
the pipe is too controversial
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:59:56 PM
No.718505572
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>>718504745
That’s a whale, not a goat?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:00:22 PM
No.718505670
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>>718516401
>>718495234
Spats Adeleine is a lock. Trust the plan.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:01:57 PM
No.718505929
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>>718505309
I willing to bet that it all goes back to the David Bowie song. Earhbound in particular draws heavily from pop culture.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:02:10 PM
No.718505959
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>>718505024
Effectively making kids games, he seems to put more thought into a sort of sensible intuitive design than others. I kind of wonder how he'd even handle making a "mature" game.
What are these currencies?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:02:14 PM
No.718505973
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>dark matter
I actually soimouthed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:02:52 PM
No.718506081
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>>718505968
shop has been a staple thing in sakurai games since KIU
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:02:57 PM
No.718506085
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>>718495041
He's FUCKING in.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:03:00 PM
No.718506096
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>>718506263
I quite enjoy the Metal Slug style announcer enthusiastically yelling the Machine name each time you jump on it
WAGON STAR
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:03:57 PM
No.718506263
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>>718506096
it's like a kamen rider belt sound, I love it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:04:28 PM
No.718506332
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>>718505318
Too big for air riders
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:04:28 PM
No.718506334
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>>718505968
Maybe you can unlock more costumes/colors. Or more hammers/whatever unlock spaces in the completion chart that Sakurai uses for unlocks.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:04:31 PM
No.718506341
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:08:02 PM
No.718507069
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>>718507979
>>718505968
MagCoin. There's a crypto subplot involving Magolor.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:08:58 PM
No.718507232
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>>718507067
Susie, Gooey, and Yellow Kirb.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:10:08 PM
No.718507421
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>>718507067
DEDEDE
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:10:24 PM
No.718507471
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reminder that insiders are fucking stupid: there was this circulating rumor about Sakurai using this game as a bargaining chip so that Nintendo would make him do Smash 6, turns out it was nintendo and HAL wanting this game to be a thing and that he made a project proposal out of it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:10:27 PM
No.718507476
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It'll never ever happen, but it would be nice if my boy came back
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:12:18 PM
No.718507785
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>>718508045
>>718507505
Boss Riders with their own unique vehicle being themselves since they're so big would be cool. Leongar, Landia, Sectonia, and Soul OS could all be one.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:12:53 PM
No.718507904
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>>718508506
>>718504284
>Playing dumb
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:13 PM
No.718507979
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>>718508612
>>718507069
>Magolor went from Gem Apples to Crypto scams
I believe it 100%
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:25 PM
No.718508016
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:34 PM
No.718508045
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>>718507785
rather have bosses during races that spice things up
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:14:07 PM
No.718508153
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does it have the classic achievement screen tho
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:14:28 PM
No.718508234
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>>718509361
>>718498856
>Didn't get a spirit in Smash
Yeah...he hates her
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:15:23 PM
No.718508412
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>>718507505
If you're lucky he gets to be the replacement for DeDeDe if they port the DeDeDe fight from Air Ride 1.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:15:51 PM
No.718508506
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>>718508697
>>718507904
>call an entire row (mostly comprised of dirt old characters) "shitters"
>schizophrenic retard makes it about modern characters somehow
you are obsessed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:15:53 PM
No.718508516
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:15:53 PM
No.718508518
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>>718507067
Could change with later characters but for now Starman it is
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:16:27 PM
No.718508612
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>>718507979
The theme parks are getting harder to finance...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:16:55 PM
No.718508697
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>>718509115
>>718508506
>Only focused on the modern character of the modern side of the list
>Playing dumb
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:19:20 PM
No.718509112
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>>718501038
unlocked exclusively via the qbby amiibo they won't rerelease and the game also has new amiibo DRM so fakes won't work
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:19:21 PM
No.718509115
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>>718509517
>>718508697
>the modern side of the list
yeah, marx is so modern and not a sakurai character, actually
lolo? he was made yesterday!
and don't get me started on poppy bros and the ninja dude, they're from forgotten land, right?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:19:44 PM
No.718509184
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>>718509597
ugh, seriously? are we doing this thing where everyone looks at the quirky character no one wanted and goes OMG OMG MY HERO I ALWAYS LOVED STARMAN HES AMAZING IM GOING TO MAIN HIM WHO CARES IF HE GOT A SLOT OVER FAR MORE DESERVING CHARACTERS this is dumb you guys aren't funny
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:20:29 PM
No.718509361
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>>718508234
I don't think she really sticks out, but Sakurai clearly has a vision of the Kirby universe as one only containing creatures and critters. Her just being a regular human girl does seem to be a sore point.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:21:09 PM
No.718509517
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>>718509115
Did I say entire tier bar was modern? I said modern side, blind.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:21:33 PM
No.718509597
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>>718509184
People like him anon, it's why you aren't seeing the same thing for Cappy despite also being an out there pic.
>>718499335
>Just ONE City Trial map
I cant understand why they wouldnt also include the og city trial map remade, maybe he though 16 players on that map would be too hectic? still baffles my mind to not bring such a staple back.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:22:56 PM
No.718509843
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>>718509639
skyah is just a remade og city trial, it has all of the same elements
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:23:16 PM
No.718509907
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>>718498545
Damn anon, you're giving me FoxBox flashbacks. Excellent choice
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:23:27 PM
No.718509947
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>>718509639
Yeah this was the only disappointing thing about the direct for me, I figured there would be like 3 of them. Maybe there will be dlc someday with another map and some race tracks.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:23:53 PM
No.718510023
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Chuchu when?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:24:16 PM
No.718510084
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>>718511528
They spent like 15 minutes explaining the controls to a game with 2 buttons. I fucking hate Sakurai so much. Dude is so full of himself.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:25:29 PM
No.718510309
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:25:57 PM
No.718510369
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>>718507067
Susie and Waddle Doo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:26:26 PM
No.718510473
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>>718520517
>WE MADE THE MAP HUGE
>show off the plaza that has nothing
>show off the fields that have nothing
>show off the sea that has a pirate ship they didn't even go inside
yeah airriders in japan will blow up
holy fucking shit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:27:18 PM
No.718510619
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>>718509639
I really do hope there's another City Trial map, or at least plans for a free dlc for them. Probably the one flaw, other than it looking a little samey.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:10 PM
No.718510945
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>Out of nowhere seethe
Eric?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:24 PM
No.718510997
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>>718510614
It's Kirby. Of course nips always want fun Kirby games.
Speaking of city trial how do you feel about the new events they showed off? The gordo one looked a little nutty.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:57 PM
No.718511123
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i hope the final teaser with the black cape figure was a teaser for a story mode, that would be kino.
>>718510614
Japs have always loved Kirby, but the series blew up by a lot with the 1-2 punch of Star Allies and forgotten land. Still those are wild numbers for a direct with a few hours wwww
It will also be a prime VTuber game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:31:03 PM
No.718511369
[Report]
>>718511017
The events were a big part of what made the city fun. There weren't really things to interact with in the original, and the new one looks mostly the same.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:31:58 PM
No.718511528
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>>718522983
>>718510084
no, they explained the mechanics.
you're too stupid to understand basic things. lmao. LITERALLY too retarded.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:32:52 PM
No.718511707
[Report]
>>718512274
>>718511162
Kirby has always been bigger than Zelda in Japan. It's huge in regards to merch, bigger than Mario in that regard.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:34:23 PM
No.718511990
[Report]
>>718510614
reminder that this aired at 10PM in Japan and it's only 4:30AM there now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:36:01 PM
No.718512274
[Report]
>>718511707
basically if you have lots of pop up cafes and have prefecture shops, you're massive
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:36:59 PM
No.718512446
[Report]
>>718513284
>>718497395
Metroid from Dreamland 3
No, not Samus. Metroid.
Is there an in universe reason as to why people like Meta Knight and Susie and Chef Kawasaki and Starman are able to copy abilities like Kirby can now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:38:50 PM
No.718512784
[Report]
>>718514140
Personally I'm hyped for the skitty video where our troon leader tells us that the open world sky island in kirby air ride is because nintendo is one development team who just wants to make everything into tears of the kingdom because they are creatively bankrupt.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:39:45 PM
No.718512923
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:39:51 PM
No.718512942
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>>718512656
They have the Capture ability Mcguffin that will never be mentioned again like Friend Hearts.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:40:24 PM
No.718513061
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>>718512656
They will probably be using some sort of artifact just like Copy Kirby (T.A.C. ability)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:41:17 PM
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>>718511017
Gordos looked funny as fuck, so long as they still deal huge damage. Cracko looks like a prick, which is fun. Big powerups is cool, will make searching simpler and draw people together. And I think the mid match races and derbies are a good idea. Will offer some cool decision making about whether to participate or not
>>718512656
Meta Knight is the same species as Kirby so why wouldn't he have Copy Ability built in? That he obviously chooses not to use.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:41:35 PM
No.718513280
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:41:37 PM
No.718513284
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>>718519050
>>718512446
Counter offer:
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:43:27 PM
No.718513735
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>>718513945
>>718513261
Oh…right, of course Meta Knight (probably) can even if we never see him do it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:43:58 PM
No.718513865
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>>718500375
Switch era Zelda is garbage though
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:44:11 PM
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>>718500616
Rob will be a vehicle in kirby air ride just like mario kart
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:44:14 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:44:19 PM
No.718513945
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>>718515678
>>718513261
>>718513735
>fanon drivel
Silence, secondary. The only bad thing about this Ability mechanic is that you retards will come out of the woodwork spouting lore that isn't there.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:45:25 PM
No.718514140
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>>718518475
>>718512784
Funny how every time Nintendo actually tries something new, the same people cry that it’s too weird, and when they recycle mechanics, it’s “creatively bankrupt.” Meanwhile, Air Ride barely did a damn thing for twenty years and people acted like it was some untouched relic. Let them go full TotK with it if they want; city trial floating islands sounds like peak comfy chaos anyway.
speaking of lore, what's the lore of this skyah thing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:47:07 PM
No.718514430
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>>718514210
floating sky islands were already introduced in Triple Deluxe as a major independent kingdom. But I doubt Sakurai cares about that.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:47:13 PM
No.718514448
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>>718515084
>>718514210
uhh, floating island, somewhere in dreamland, that has a pirate ship for some reason...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:47:34 PM
No.718514524
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>>718495150
there was purple, white, green, and brown kirby in air ride on gcn, all unlockable
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:49:45 PM
No.718514914
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>>718524282
>>718507505
Heavy Lobster is TOO BIG for Air Riders
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:50:12 PM
No.718514984
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>>718495269
these will all be in. We will also get old music in a my music esque thing.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:50:56 PM
No.718515084
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>>718514210
>floating island
>>718514448
>pirate ship
Kirby Flood Myth confirmed!?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:52:20 PM
No.718515328
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>>718497395
Can't decide between the Meta Knights (all of them on the same machine), Mr. Bright and Mr. Shine (also both on the same machine, or with a switch mechanic), or the fairy queen of Ripple Star.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:53:20 PM
No.718515517
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We’re thinking too much about guest characters, if we get a guest character, since the game is called Air RIDERs, obviously the best choice for a guest character would be Rider!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:54:10 PM
No.718515678
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>>718516457
>>718513945
Copy Ability is something Kirby inherently does. It's safe to assume that everyone of his species which Meta Knight is part of can do it too. Beyond that, you see other characters in the series have the ability to Copy too. Beyond that, they can make up any technological or magical reason so that other characters can do it too. Why this is so upsetting to you, I have no idea.
>>718512656
Susie now owns a whole company in robotics and genetic engineering. She can make the technology to do so.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:54:48 PM
No.718515816
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>>718515934
>rosterfagging for a goofy ass kirby spinoff game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:55:25 PM
No.718515934
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>>718515816
Kinefags wrote this post btw
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:55:39 PM
No.718515972
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The fact no one is opining on the music is shameful
>>718497574
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:55:48 PM
No.718516004
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>>718517737
>>718515723
Yeah but does she build giant dildos for herself haha
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:56:29 PM
No.718516140
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He didnt show brown kirby and white kirby because theyre unlockable through the mission board.
>>718515723
I never played Robobot, what's the lore behind robot gril
Redpill me on her
>>718515723
Unless there was a second HQ, her entire company got blown up.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:57:45 PM
No.718516372
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>>718516202
Just play it. It's a good game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:57:53 PM
No.718516401
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>>718519130
>>718495234
>>718505670
Given Sakurai's rant about the eligibility of Mai in Smash Ultimate, this is a somewhat plausible concern, though not enough of an excuse for her omission. Heck, she already has blue shorts in her plush form.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:58:14 PM
No.718516457
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>>718515678
Meta Knight isn’t part of his species, just like Void isn’t either.
>But-
Looks like =/= actually is
>>718516202
Her dad thought he killed her and then employed a girl who looked exactly like his daughter as his secretary without making the connection. Then Kirby kicked both of their asses and the dad got killed by a computer so she inherited the company.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:59:56 PM
No.718516765
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>>718518530
>>718516202
shes the daughter of a crazy universal CEO with a company that destroys planets, she got lost in another dimension in a freaky experiment of his, only to return, but he didn't remember her, now he planned revenge, but kirby showed up, they fought a reality fighting robot to save her father,the end.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:08 PM
No.718516818
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>>718516940
>>718516675
what the fuck
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:41 PM
No.718516938
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>>718516294
Well she has to materialize her robot from somewhere
maybe
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:42 PM
No.718516940
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>>718516818
Just another day in popstar
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:02:42 PM
No.718517343
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>>718516675
And they say sonic has stupid/insane lore...
>>718516294
Her dad is the main bad guy of the game, they invade Pop Star and fuck everything up. But her dad doesn't remember her because they got separated by a freak accident during an experiment Evangelion style and when she returns his memory is fricked up because of the wacky machines he is using. Then she indirectly kills him because she has a woman moment that almost causes the destruction of the universe which causes Kirby to murder her dad to save the world. None of this is a joke btw.
>>718516202
Good guy businessman finds reality warping supercomputer
Guy accidentally sends his daughter to a fucked up dimension during his experiments with it
Guy slowly gets influenced by actually evil reality warping computer and forgets about his daughter during his attempts to rescue her
Daughter comes back to money grubbing father who doesn't recognize her
Daughter seeks revenge, ends up getting his mind fully taken over by computer, she doesn't care.
Guy's screams are heard as you fight the true final boss.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:04:47 PM
No.718517737
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>>718516004
Yes, but they're blue.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:04:57 PM
No.718517764
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>>718517540
>Guy's screams are heard as you fight the true final boss.
Specifically the screams of his soul as you finally destroy his existence btw
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:05:53 PM
No.718517932
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:05:58 PM
No.718517948
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>>718516202
guy loses kid, hires her again after like 10 years, realizes it's his daughter before dying from a supercomputer
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:06:01 PM
No.718517961
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>>718495180
Would be too based
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:06:42 PM
No.718518056
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Is Robobot the SA2 of Kirby? /s
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:06:51 PM
No.718518075
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>>718516202
She enjoys remodeling Meta Knight's shithole.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:07:12 PM
No.718518135
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>>718497574
fiora fields sound like from an anime lol
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:08:05 PM
No.718518256
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>>718498167
Based and Nagopilled
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:08:05 PM
No.718518257
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I NEED AN AIR RIDE MACHINE TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KAHBEH
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:09:34 PM
No.718518475
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>>718514140
People are now raging because skitty "proved" mkw's tracks are literally just botw's hyrule with some roads on it, and that we should all just go back to mk8, which is compatible with the switch 2 and cheaper, seemingly suggesting that they paid money for mkw, but in protest for them not liking the gimmick they literally knew about ahead of time, they will instead buy another game they presumably already have because they enjoy its gimmick better.
The most insane part is that I dont have a switch 2, but I got to play a few courses of mkw the other day and liked it so much I came home and put mk8 in the switch and uh...Its just not as fun. Then I remembered that when I got mk8 on the wiiu I also didnt have fun, and that I didnt have fun with it on switch (I didnt intend to rebuy it, it was a gift) until I got the DLC courses.
So If these retards are going to go back to mk8, they are opting for worse controls (thats what stood out to me between the two) and will STILL be paying 80 bucks because the base game was 60 and the DLC/NSO is 20.
>fire dedede is canon
sakurai you madman
>>718517540
>>718516765
>>718517351
Ok I guess I need to play Robobot now
Or at least watch a playthrough
sounds like peak schizokino on par with sonic adventure 2
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:10:18 PM
No.718518549
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>>718518685
>>718518412
Well I got something for you king dedede
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:10:36 PM
No.718518603
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>>718518412
The showdown at the end of story mode where King Dedede fights Evil King Dedede is gonna make me cream
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:11:10 PM
No.718518685
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>>718519008
>>718518515
>Fire Dedede
Why not Hire Dedede?
>>718518549
YOU BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:12:07 PM
No.718518805
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rbay fans are beyond unfunny
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:12:25 PM
No.718518843
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>>718519030
Surely the legendary machines are in and just not revealed yet, right? right?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:13:10 PM
No.718518950
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>>718519140
>>718518530
>Or at least watch a playthrough
fag
>kirby air ride 2 looks fantastic
>but kirby air ride has now been infected by rosterfaggotry
jesus christ
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:13:35 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:13:36 PM
No.718519008
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>>718518685
That's what we do best at NME
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:13:46 PM
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>>718518843
He said he had more he didn’t show yet, we could possibly get one more sakurai presentation
>>718513284
>Nintendo puts mouse controls in the Switch 2
>Nintendo asks Sakurai to do a game that isn't Smash
>Nintendo asked for a new Kirby Air Ride
Why do they continue to sit on what should have been one of their biggest franchises by now? The amount of profit they are missing out on by not capitalizing on the Uprising world is mind numbing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:14:32 PM
No.718519130
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>>718516401
Mai was only excluded because of CERO
Just black void Adeleine's bottom
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:14:36 PM
No.718519140
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>>718519275
>>718518950
Cut me some slack, I don't have the time or energy to play games that I used to
And I'm only 25
And unemployed
>>718518530
There are also some fun comics based on Planet Robobot, mainly with Kirby and Susie.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:15:17 PM
No.718519239
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>>718519373
>>718519050
nintendo be like
>Anything but kid Icarus fzero or star fox!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:15:37 PM
No.718519275
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>>718519140
>And I'm only 25
>And unemployed
That's more than enough time for a Kirby game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:15:44 PM
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>>718519435
>>718519164
>Well I got something for you king dedede
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:16:19 PM
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>>718519239
ah the cursed trio.
Truly a classic.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:16:35 PM
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>>718520165
>game discussion already dead because everyone is sperging over the lore
>>718518982
Thread has become shit so quickly
>>718519050
>the amount of profit from Uprising
Dumbass
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:16:45 PM
No.718519435
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>>718519289
>accidentally quoted
fuck
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:17:57 PM
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>>718518982
this is the worst thing to have come out of the direct by far
And unfortunately, because of the system reworks, it does indeed mean that any random faggot could be on the roster.
This will be a long wait.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:19:09 PM
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>>718520652
>>718519164
Why does she give him a zaku mono eye? Is Metaknight confirmed zeon?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:19:26 PM
No.718519746
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RosterGODS rule this world.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:20:35 PM
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>>718519989
>>718495564
>literal who
I played Kirby Bowl on Super Famicom a lot when I was a kid so I know this guy, but I'm not sure if he's in the recent Kirby games.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:21:02 PM
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>>718497395
It's got to be Master Hand.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:21:20 PM
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>>718519887
>I played Kirby Bowl on Super Famicom
Wait, what? Are you japanese or something?
>>718519404
Look at how much gamers latch on to a fuckin robot like Susie just cuz it is shaped like a girl and tell me that they wouldn't latch on to the goddesses in Uprising. Methinks you're the dumbass
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:23:38 PM
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>>718520483
>>718520165
Isn't Susie like a cyborg or something?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:23:59 PM
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>>718520165
>shaped like a girl
I am now going to use this phrase to refer to anything feminine from now on.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:24:09 PM
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>>718524454
>Knuckle joe is in
HOLY FUCKING KINO
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:24:26 PM
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>>718495041
It's OUR time!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:24:27 PM
No.718520383
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>>718505309
Earthbound and Kirby aren't actually developed by Nintendo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:25:05 PM
No.718520460
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THERE'S A STARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
WAITING IN THE SKY
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:25:08 PM
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>>718502741
god tier episode.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:25:18 PM
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>>718520259
Idfk, I played Robobot and I'm pretty sure it's just a robot with robot girl hair, and that alone is all Kirby players needed to cling on to the character for nearly a decade now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:25:32 PM
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>>718510473
>fields that have nothing
That stuck out to me too.
The old map had a forest and there were trees you could destroy. This map seems to be lacking a lot of that. It looks like a bunch of empty fields. Really hoping there's a lot packed in the map, but right now it seems small and with not a whole lot to do.
There has to be more maps or something, because I could see getting bored of that map after a couple of rounds.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:25:44 PM
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>>718499335
felt almost like a troll
>in this game, city trial is still a sandbox, however... this time...
*zoomed-in shot of the map*
>IT'S IN THE AIR
>zooms out to reveal fucking nothing
I was expecting it to be massive, or for there to be multiple maps.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:26:15 PM
No.718520609
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>>718521084
>>718520165
Uprising sold less than Robobot, which sold less than Triple Deluxe, brainrotten moron
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:26:36 PM
No.718520652
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>>718521660
>>718519696
This is no Meta Knight, boy. No meta Knight
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:28:30 PM
No.718520856
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>>718521252
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:28:47 PM
No.718520887
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I'm satisfied with everything shown so far, and I hate to rosterfag here but I'm BAFFLED that marx didn't make it in yet
>>718520165
She's a fuckin humanoid, actually.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:30:13 PM
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>>718495041
Give me all of them. All of them!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:30:23 PM
No.718521079
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>>718523691
>>718520961
GET THIS CLANKER BITCH OUT OF THE GAME
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:30:28 PM
No.718521084
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>>718521548
>>718520609
Okay and? Uprising was held back by the stylus controls and was the first game since the early 90s. Sorry to shit on your 5/10 3DS platformers that dont even hold a candle to Return to Dreamland, but Uprising would absolutely thrive with good controls thanks to waifufags. Xenoblade 2 succeeded for the same reasons.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:30:47 PM
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>>718520961
Mmm dat girl shape
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:31:28 PM
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>>718496468
She didn't even get a spirit in Smash Ultimate
Sakurai would rather castrate his left testicle than acknowledge Adeleine
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:31:48 PM
No.718521229
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>>718521380
How much susie r34 is there?
Asking for a friend haha
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:31:48 PM
No.718521230
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>>718521350
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:32:00 PM
No.718521252
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>>718513838
>>718520856
sakurai is a treasure
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:32:55 PM
No.718521350
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>>718521526
>>718521230
Wait wtf? They put escargoon in SA? They actually referenced the anime in one of the games? How did I not know this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:33:06 PM
No.718521380
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>>718521479
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:33:21 PM
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>>718519164
Kirby is talking wtf !!!
aceman
!!oXu3OLVH0EG
8/19/2025, 10:33:24 PM
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>>718521541
>>718521775
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:33:59 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:34:24 PM
No.718521526
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>>718521350
Please don’t be a retard.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:34:38 PM
No.718521548
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>>718521865
>>718521084
I don’t give a fuck about your opinion on kirby platformers, you simply don’t know shit about what will sell, you retard lol. Star Allies and Forgotten Land sold better than Coomblade 2
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:35:23 PM
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>>718500534
A broomstick Ride Machine in general could be fun, really.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:35:36 PM
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>>718520652
>kirby then wrecks the halberd and mechaknight suicide bombs him to literally no effect
rip
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:35:51 PM
No.718521692
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MY BOY IS BACK
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:35:56 PM
No.718521710
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>>718521541
Clanker? I hardly know 'er!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:35:59 PM
No.718521712
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I'd sell my left testicle for an HD KI:U port with good controls desu fwiw
Robobot too
>>718521412
Why are almost every vidya lady with disembodied hands so sex?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:36:57 PM
No.718521825
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>>718521678
woman moment the character
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:37:14 PM
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>>718521678
woman moment
>>718521775
>He gets off to miis
Can't tell if this is based or cringe
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:37:18 PM
No.718521865
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>>718522364
>>718521548
Yes dummy, but just because one game only a few million isn't making money. Mario Kart sells more than Air Ride, why make a new Air Ride?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:37:23 PM
No.718521878
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>>718501515
Imagine a racing game where everyone drives a paper airplane, gliding physics and everything.
It's much more fun than it sounds.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:37:42 PM
No.718521905
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aceman
!!oXu3OLVH0EG
8/19/2025, 10:38:27 PM
No.718521992
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>>718522179
>>718521775
It's a mystery
This half-ironic shitposting about susie being sexy makes me think
If Magolor was a girl, would you jack off to Smegolor r34 or some shit?
>tfw when star allies as so bad it made by drop the franchise
This will be better right?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:40:09 PM
No.718522179
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>>718522486
>>718521992
Does she have stubby little legs or is it just like a fleshlight at the end?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:40:10 PM
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>>718522807
Surprised no one questioned the fact they revealed Susie but not Taranza.
Lends credence to the Planet Robobot remaster rumored by Nate Drake being real AND imminent. If you're a fan of that game I suggest getting excited to spend $50-$60 on that this year or possibly Q1 26.
Cross-gen title. Screenshot this.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:40:35 PM
No.718522223
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>>718522743
Remember how all the insiders said that a Robobot port was coming to switch? Where is it?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:40:44 PM
No.718522241
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>>718522163
>Missed out on peak Kirby AKA forgotten land
Wtf anon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:41:16 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:41:44 PM
No.718522364
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>>718521865
You’re the dumbfuck who was saying the Air Ride was coming at the expense of Uprising’s superior profit potential. And even ignoring you forgetting your own argument, Mario Kart and Kirby would never compete for the same dev resources and teams, what a fucking retarded comparison to make
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:41:57 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:42:18 PM
No.718522415
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>>718522872
>>718522163
It wasn’t even that bad
aceman
!!oXu3OLVH0EG
8/19/2025, 10:43:02 PM
No.718522486
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>>718523260
>>718522179
She doesn't have any legs under there..I think she's just a floating body with detached floating hands
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:43:09 PM
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>>718522163
I was considering the same after Star Allies. But you should’ve used your brain and realized Forgotten Land was going to be fantastic
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:44:29 PM
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desu jokes aside I have thought about mii sex before
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:44:36 PM
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>>718511162
>It will also be a prime VTuber game.
I will buy this game for the chance at playing with my JP tumors.
I played a few knockout tours with Okayu.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:44:57 PM
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>>718495907
You think Sakurai is all caught up on Deltarune? You think he asked Toby to do a track for Air Riders?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:45:21 PM
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>>718523508
>>718522223
It's either in September or Q1 2026. I checked with my inside info guy.
Still not sure if TD is included but not looking likely.
Honestly does anyone here like TD over PR anyway? I don't think this is a Luigi's Mansion 2 situation.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:45:42 PM
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>>718522182
I just assumed Susie was to have a girl on the roster and Magolor because of his general popularity
I love Taranza but there are only so many characters that can get represented
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:46:09 PM
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>>718523059
>air riders only has kirby, meta knight and dedede
>"wtf why are there no extra characters this sucks
>air riders adds other playable characters
>"HOLY FUCK GUYS BLOPPER IS TOTALLY GOING TO GET IN TRUST THE PLAN"
How could we have avoided this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:46:26 PM
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>>718504341
>its a new character that just happens to look exactly like a preexisting character
Damn sakurai really is a hack
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:46:29 PM
No.718522872
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>>718522415
Compared to the 3ds game it was an insane downgrade
>>718522627
I did not have the money at the time I but I might give this a try.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:47:27 PM
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>>718523446
>>718511528
Imagine the gameplay reveal of Elden Ring just being an hour of explaining how different attacks work with R1 and R2. It's okay when Nintendo does it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:47:38 PM
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>>718523419
lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:48:05 PM
No.718523059
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>>718523345
>>718522826
It was inevitable. This is what you guys wanted, right?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:48:58 PM
No.718523158
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>>718522807
They always seemed like a pair to ME.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:49:45 PM
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>>718523728
Counting Forgotten Land switch 2 edition as its own release, is it odd that two different full price Kirby games are releasing less than 3 months apart for the same console?
sorry for the eceleb but holy shit
KAR had a story?
https://x.com/TAHK0/status/1957847852404654328
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:49:54 PM
No.718523260
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>>718522486
She also has no neck, her head is a perfect sphere
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:50:03 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:50:07 PM
No.718523286
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>>718523396
>>718507505
I think with some tweaking you could make a Chariot out of him.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:50:20 PM
No.718523309
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>>718495041
PUT MR. FROSTY IN
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:50:46 PM
No.718523345
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>>718523059
We want Planet Robobot remaster or Forgotten Land 2
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:51:22 PM
No.718523396
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>>718523286
That or boss in city trial
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:51:33 PM
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>>718523848
>>718522998
>Kirby and Meta Knight
Why is she attracted to spheres?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:51:37 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:51:42 PM
No.718523446
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>>718522983
>yep, it’s just like the dozen other souls games
Would be based and maybe make people realize how boilerplate slop it is
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:51:47 PM
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>>718524770
>>718523249
No it fucking didn’t, holy fuck you retards will make up shit and then believe it because someone tweeted it. Don’t post eceleb shit again you mouthbreather.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:52:02 PM
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>>718497549
>running out of time with no ride
if this happens, as long as the machine you were last on isn't broken, you get it for the stadium event. dunno what happens if someone else hops on it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:52:03 PM
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>>718523713
>>718523148
he's still perfect, but he copied abilities anyway to become EVEN MORE perfect and to get one over that faggot pink ball like how he copied his floating between Dream Land and Adventure.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:52:11 PM
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>>718522743
Robobot is literally a better TD so not really… But TD has a great final boss + music and Dededetour was cool….but when I think of 3DS Kirby I think of Robobot, not TD, Robobot was so much more unique
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:52:47 PM
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>>718523868
>>718522807
Susie’s game is also considered one of the definitive Kirby titles among fans, to the point where I’m sure “Robobot is best Kirby” is still an opinion some hold. Where Taranza’s game is moreso considered “pretty good”.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:52:51 PM
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Kirby is like the one thing I see /v/ consistently like in spite of the "internet hate machine" meme.
How the hell does he do it?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:53:14 PM
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Do we know if Sakurai paid to license Item Bounce song?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:53:46 PM
No.718523662
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if you like kirby come stop by /kdg/
>>>/vg/534965439
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:53:57 PM
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>>718496535
we're getting lololo and lalala before we get lisa simpson 2.0
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:54:00 PM
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>>718523762
>>718521079
Susie isn't a robot, she's explicitly just an alien.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:54:10 PM
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>>718523495
>Super perfect Dedede
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:54:21 PM
No.718523728
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>>718523947
>>718523247
No? Forgotten Land S2 is basically a repackaged game with new DLC included on cart. I don't think Nintendo is expecting much of the S2 release since most should already have FL and would opt for just the DLC. Air Riders is a brand new game so there is very little overlap.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:54:39 PM
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>They've remixed Dark Mind's theme
Post the remixed tracks you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFQdaQpAfP0&list=RDxFQdaQpAfP0&start_radio=1
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:54:47 PM
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>>718523691
I see so many poser faggots saying Susie is some kind of robot. She's a cute and sexy alien.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:55:35 PM
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RIP bozos
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:55:39 PM
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>>718523419
They're peak performance.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:55:51 PM
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>>718524414
>>718523567
I like triple exclusive more because it was my first game but planet robobot was also great.
>>718522627
Isn't Forgotten Land also really easy?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:56:04 PM
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>>718524016
>>718523793
MYSTERY NIGGA
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:56:22 PM
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>>718507067
My nigga Gooey. Would love to see the other homies from Dream Land 3 as well
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:56:37 PM
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>>718523728
I’m rebuying the switch 2 editions of games I want and have because i can’t stomach not having the whole game complete on cart or having my game content split between a cart and a virtual game card, i’m probably just going to try and sell my switch 1 Forgotten Land when i get the switch 2 version
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:56:37 PM
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>>718523249
>>718523672
>This retard thinks void termina is kirby
eceleb opinion discarded. Consult the chart
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:56:46 PM
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>>718524071
>>718523672
>>718523793
>this is florit, he really wants to destroy pop star because it's a hotbed for these kinds of people
>but he also REALLY likes racing so he hangs out in the sidelines to watch
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:57:05 PM
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8/19/2025, 10:57:17 PM
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>>718523793
>>718523889
>inb4 it's a variant of dark matter
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:57:22 PM
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>>718523878
The true final boss was kinda difficult. They threw in a new phase and the only way to fight him is at the end of the arena gauntlet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:57:53 PM
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>>718525480
>>718523961
>evil being that likes racing
Close enough, welcome back wizpig
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:57:59 PM
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>>718513838
As much as I appreciate the simple controls I feel like a lot of copy abilities in the first game were fucked over by sharing a button with boost. Still, it wasn't unplayable, just a bit annoying.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:58:38 PM
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>>718525560
>there’s gonna be more kirby lore for low IQ people to fail at grasping
What fun.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:59:14 PM
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>>718495269
no splitscreen as well
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:59:32 PM
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>>718524436
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:59:43 PM
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>>718514914
no duh, that's why you put the light lobster in
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:01:01 PM
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>>718523868
The TD fans will just have to wait for a 3DS NSO app by the sounds of it.
>>718524262
Dreamland 2 and 3 weren't easy.
And even Kirby Super Star had more challenge than the games that succeeded it.
Kirby has had a distinct downwards trend in difficulty. And I don't like it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:01:25 PM
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:01:27 PM
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>>718520338
you are the only person i've seen so far to be happy about knuckle joe
glad your fav got in, anon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:01:37 PM
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>>718524521
>>718523878
I can chalk it up to the growing pains of Kirby making the jump from classic level-based sidescroller action to character action lite. A lot of it does have to do with how crazy your power-ups get when fully leveled too.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:02:07 PM
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>>718524472
>kirby had a rough transition to 3D
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:02:20 PM
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>>718495269
didn't he say he didn't want to show everything at once? This isn't smash where they milk the roster hype by giving everything a trailer
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:03:10 PM
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>>718525291
How we feeling top ride fans let it out you all must be in shambles right now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:04:31 PM
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>>718523249
Watched the video, that's interesting. I remember observing the weird eye-creatures in the game and wondering if they had a purpose, especially because they look like final bosses, but I don't remember the hieroglyph at all. I mean it is pretty apparent that the game has an empty void where the story should have been so even without schizo theories it's still easy to assume there should have been one.
>>718523453
That's not what the video says at all. It in fact says KAR has no story in it's current form, but could have had one.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:05:32 PM
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>>718525130
>>718494961 (OP)
What the fuck its a goddamn racing game?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:05:50 PM
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>>718523148
He's so perfect he had to give himself a flaw so it would be a fair race!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:06:20 PM
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>>718496241
His name alone does not bring in 10 million sales. His name carries prestige within the industry and within the super hardcore [Nintendo] gamers.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:06:35 PM
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>>718525409
>>718524436
are you sure they didn't just seem harder because you played them as a kid
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:07:53 PM
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>>718524880
What do you think the original was bro
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:09:26 PM
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>>718524630
He did say they didn't show everything.
But, honestly, if it's not in the game that's not the end of the world. I'll certainly miss it, but it won't be a dealbreaker for me.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:10:17 PM
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>>718524436
Haven’t played those in a while. I remember Superstar being easy outside of Arena though. Forgotten Land is like that. It not a braindead experience like Star Allies though. That game literally played itself if you had a cpu with you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:10:31 PM
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>>718525876
>>718524990
>are you sure they didn't just seem harder because you played them as a kid
Yes. Because I've played them multiple times across my life. Including recently.
If nothing else there is a huge discrepancy in difficulty between those games and later Kirby games.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:11:21 PM
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>>718524071
would be kino if you had to race whatever this guy is
if i wasn't shit at drawing or had any space to draw something at the moment i would try drawing the diddy kong racing character select with the kirby air riders cast but i will have to keep the autism to myself
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:12:17 PM
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>>718526027
>>718524158
>fail at grasping
What kind of cope is this? No one "fails" at understanding kirbies lore
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:14:00 PM
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I like how Kirby games are babby's first platformer yet have this deep and insane lore about eldritch horrors threatening the world and then kirby wakes up from his naptime then beats their asses and goes back to sleep
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:15:32 PM
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>>718525409
maybe you're just shit
or maybe i'm a god gamer cause i didn't think they were harder than any newer kirby game
outside maybe the clunkiness that certain older games tend to have
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:16:49 PM
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>>718521541
Susie is a biological female
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:17:00 PM
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>>718525560
you'd be surprised
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:18:08 PM
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>>718505309
>Master Ability, which is a juiced up sword in the Kirby series
>Master Sword, the sword of evil's bane in the Zleda Series
>The Master Sword (Localized as Meisterschwert), a high rank sword in Fire Emblem
it just happens sometimes
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:18:58 PM
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>>718526407
>>718524436
>Dreamland 2 and 3 weren't easy.
I think you might want to go back and replay dreamland 3 anon. I like the game but 80% of the stages are just straigh line hallways with a couple enemies spaced out.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:19:18 PM
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>>718524436
>Kirby has had a distinct downwards trend in difficulty
Thats true, though honestly I tend to chalk that up to the more minor adjustments than anything outright.
Like a good example would be HP. you take less damage on low HP when earlier Kirby games gave you like 6 hits before you die. Despite that,
>Dreamland 2 and 3 weren't easy.
I wouldn't say that, atleast not for Dream Land 3. 2 being a Gameboy game already puts it above 3 in general difficulty
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:19:40 PM
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>>718524436
A game can be easy, even if 100%ing it isn't.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:21:07 PM
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>>718526203
Some of the puzzles in DL3 and CS are pretty Jon Blow type bullshit, there is no way a kid can beat these games for real.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:21:12 PM
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>>718505309
All these starmen are pissing me off...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:24:45 PM
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>>718497574
Nothing can EVER beat the original Air Ride ost, but these are fine.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:24:46 PM
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>>718527139
>>718524436
I agree. I know why it's easy, it is a game for little kids, but I'd really like to play a kirby that was decently challenging. It doesn't have to be kaizo mario, but enough to make using various mechanics rewarding.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:28:41 PM
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>>718526779
Play Dreamland 2 then. Do it.